Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb Discussion 9PM Sunday 24th May

[arista]

9PM tonight

And its a good one , at last

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_hero/public/housemate%20heap.jpg?itok=-sM4-G82

[Pete.]

Here for the meltdowns

[arista]

Here for the meltdowns


Yes Get Fists Up

[waterhog]

so looking forward to it - i hear there are rows

[arista]

so looking forward to it - i hear there are rows

yes Hog

Let them Shout

[waterhog]

bring on the tension.

[Will.]

sounds like a good episode tonight, Sundays are great

[Kazanne]

Hello everyone

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD

[Gusto Brunt]

Afternoon.

[Jay.]

here for jade being ostracised and nick breaking up with her :flutter:

[Rob!]

Jade providing :clap1:

[Vanessa]

:wavey:

[Gusto Brunt]

here for jade being ostracised and nick breaking up with her :flutter:

i wood agree

[Jemal]

Nick no matter what comes out of this looking bad.
Cause its like hes a follower and its disliking jade because everyone else is

[hijaxers]

here for jade being ostracised and nick breaking up with her :flutter:

Ditto

[Kazanne]

Look like it might be a good one

[Vanessa]

Nick has isolated himself from the rest of the group.:bawling:

[Rob!]

Does look good tonight.

[Johnnyuk123]

Hi everyone! :wavey:

[bots]

its the jade show :laugh:

[Jay.]

yes joel :clap1::clap1:

[Rob!]

Lol at them arguing cause they don't want it :joker:

[MB.]

All this talk of people being ostracised is giving me horrible BB15 ostrichised flashbacks

[Jamesy]

Does this count as Jade using her one-off luxury item then or is this whole luxury thing being made up by the producers and they're treating her for no reason :shrug:

[Dollface]

here for jade being ostracised and nick breaking up with her :flutter:

same :clap1: i just hope jade doesn't end up having the public feeling sorry for her :yuk:

[Gusto Brunt]

Why's Jade laughing?

[Jemal]

Nick do one.
Just do one.

[Rob!]

Lmfao this is such an awkward conversation for them to play.

[Jay.]

same :clap1: i just hope jade doesn't end up having the public feeling sorry for her :yuk:

that will never happen :joker:

[bots]

Why's Jade laughing?

Because she is having a laugh .... tut tut

[Kazanne]

oh.why Christian again

[Lostie!]

Omg I only just remembered this.

[Jay.]

ergh now take their ciggies please

[Jake.]

BB reading out the noms talk like the good old days :lovedup:

[bots]

harriet is just awful

[Jemal]

Why is nick fav to win the show?
He hasn't done anything?

[Rob!]

Harriet kicking off :fan:

[bots]

and the twins are just trash

[Gusto Brunt]

Riot. :D

[Johnnyuk123]

Call me old fashioned but do we really need to here the f word or worse every 5 seconds! :nono:

[Jamesy]

Joel :drool:

[Jay.]

get the **** out of there nick

[Gusto Brunt]

harriet is just awful

I find her rants funny:joker:

[fitz2k2]

fightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Shaun]

A baseball cap on top of a hood? Interesting

[bots]

i find harriet and the twins quite repulsive

[Kazanne]

I like how chilled out Christian is with stuff

[Rob!]

Harriet so reminds me of Lisa from BB7.

[Jemal]

Lmfao harriet - kat slater

[MB.]

A nice little ventriloquism act Harriet's got going there

[Jamesy]

Harriet's taking it far too seriously :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Jade is so arrogant . I can't wait to see her go. :nono:

[Jay.]

nick getting this good edit :clap2:

[YourLAEx]

Harriet is really outdoing herself tonight isn't she?

[fitz2k2]

A baseball cap on top of a hood? Interesting

very

[Gusto Brunt]

i find harriet and the twins quite repulsive

Good TV though. ;)

[Gusto Brunt]

:joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

Great start to the episode :clap1:

[fitz2k2]

jade cant talk to the twins ohhhhhhhh noooooooooooo lol

[YourLAEx]

Ready for Eileen to take down Kieran.

[Vanessa]

Fake relationship. First time i agree with the twins about anything. :clap1:

[Rob!]

Jade is like a combination of Norin and Bea

[Beetlejuice]

I think Jade is a better housemate than all of the other girls

[Xtopher]

School him Eileen!

[Jamesy]

"I guess now I will be labelled as the bitch of the house. Guess what bitch, I don't caree"

What a bitch

[Gusto Brunt]

Fake relationship. First time i agree with the twins about anything. :clap1:

:joker::joker:

[Jay.]

Good TV though. ;)

too true :clap1:

[fitz2k2]

fake relationship?they never even dated or anything lol

[YourLAEx]

I think all of the housemates make good TV apart from Jack who makes me want to punch the TV.

[Vanessa]

fake relationship?they never even dated or anything lol

But she's using Nick to stay longer.

[bots]

I think Jade is a better housemate than all of the other girls

Exactly, she is having a laugh, she has never been nasty like the twins or harriet

[Vanessa]

I think all of the housemates make good TV apart from Jack who makes me want to punch the TV.

Builders bum. D::dog:

[bots]

Builders bum. D::dog:

He has to keep his hidden burger stash somewhere :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

Best housemates for a long time. Even the bad ones are good.

I think Chloe will explode over the coming weeks.

[y.winter]

I find it amusing the fact that all the housemites I like to watch are all bitching on each other. Eileen, Nick, Jade, the twins (on fiesty mode) etc...

[Xtopher]

Harriet so reminds me of Lisa from BB7.

I totally see this. Just need more of a heavy smoking voice.

[Jake.]

The twins >

[hijaxers]

I think Jade is a better housemate than all of the other girls

Have the bitch round your house then ! Give the rest of us a break

[Jay.]

omg ageism again?

[Jemal]

Have the bitch round your house then ! Give the rest of us a break

.

[Jay.]

'trying my best not to lead him on' bye you spooned all day yesterday

[YourLAEx]

Who is Jade kidding? Of course she's trying to lead him on.

[Jamesy]

It's not a sexual thing

Maybe you should tell Nick that too

[Vanessa]

'trying my best not to lead him on' bye you spooned all day yesterday

She's using him to stay longer.

[YourLAEx]

Jade is all talk.

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Kieran to Eileen: "I thought they say you sleep less as you get older?" :facepalm:

[Jake.]

she basically stepped down from the twins lmao

all air, no substance

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade is all talk.

i wood agree

[Jemal]

Lucky King cristian gave you another chance young nick.

[Lostie!]

I'm not a big Jade fan nowadays but Nick needs to take responsibility for his own actions.

[fitz2k2]

nick wants to stop all of sudden cause everyone hates jade hmmm pussy nick

[Jay.]

good on you nick :clap1:

[YourLAEx]

Cristian is the only good looking housemate in years to speak sense.

[Johnnyuk123]

The top half of nicks face reminds me of Ant and the bottom half Dec.

[MB.]

Where is the appreciation thread for the diary room corridor

[Jay.]

Where is the appreciation thread for the diary room corridor

:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Cristian is the only good looking housemate in years to speak sense.

They say he's too young, but he's the most level headed one in there. And i love the way he stays calm in arguments. Reminds me of Dexter.

[fitz2k2]

twins shutup yall wack

[Rob!]

So...jade vs the whole house basically :joker:

[fitz2k2]

look at the twins reaching trying to grab any negative from jade

[YourLAEx]

Bit of Nick nip

[Beetlejuice]

The most level headed one in there... The guy who thinks Jack is a gift to him from God

[Jemal]

Please nick. Stop.

[Jay.]

oh bless nick :worry:

[Vanessa]

At least Nick is sorry he broke the rules. Jade doesn't even care. Selfish! :nono:

[Jamesy]

Nick nipple action

[bots]

So...jade vs the whole house basically :joker:

:joker: love it ... its the jade show

[Jemal]

The most level headed one in there... The guy who thinks Jack is a gift to him from God

What a guy.

[YourLAEx]

Nick is so far up Jade's arse

[fitz2k2]

nick is wack.trying to save his ass

[hijaxers]

Cristian is the only good looking housemate in years to speak sense.

I find him quite repulsive

[Lostie!]

Is this the longest Nick has been apart from Jade? :joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Right, Kieran is now seriously getting on my tits.

[Rob!]

Nick is like someone I can't dislike. He's just so impressionable and naive

[YourLAEx]

I find him quite repulsive

You're wrong.

[Rob!]

Kieran is such deadwood

[Vanessa]

What Nick said about Christian is out of order and i'm glad he apologized. I prefer the lad to some of the other older ones. At least he's nice. :nono:

[YourLAEx]

Kieran has nothing else to talk about apart from Danny and Sarah.

[Gusto Brunt]

The top half of nicks face reminds me of Ant and the bottom half Dec.

Who does his ass remind you of? Jack?

[fitz2k2]

more danny n sarah talk ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jamesy]

Kieran really is the token black guy

[YourLAEx]

"Hate arguments" He is a politician for Gods sake

[Johnnyuk123]

I find him quite repulsive

You should hear him rap.:hehe:

[hijaxers]

What does Keiran thinks he's running a dating show ! mind yer own business mate

[Vanessa]

What a guy.

Jack is also a nice guy and one of my favourites. At least until now.

[Beetlejuice]

Kieran is auditioning to be the host of a new series of Blind Date.

[Johnnyuk123]

There is way too many youngsters in this one. No balance.

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny is a disappointment

[Jamesy]

I'm guessing it was a quiet day considering the whole HLs has been about Jade so far :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Danny is a disappointment

Sometimes i like him, but other times i can't stand him.

[hijaxers]

You should hear him rap.:hehe:

I have he's crap !

[YourLAEx]

It's interesting seeing Danny and Sarah talking about something else other than shagging each other.

[Jay.]

good on you eileen omg

[Rob!]

Queen Eileen :amazed:

[YourLAEx]

Eileen take him down

[Gusto Brunt]

Sometimes i like him, but other times i can't stand him.

Danny seems beat.

[Jamesy]

Go on Eileen slam him down

[MB.]

Eileen standing up for granny rights :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

I have he's crap !

Wanna good laugh then check his BIO out here. :joker:
http://cristianmjc.com/biography/

[YourLAEx]

Cristian playing peacemaker again

My god

[Lostie!]

I'm not a Kieran fan but I think Eileen overreacted here. :worry:

[Jay.]

kieran so did call her old though

[Jay.]

this is quite sad to watch, bless her :worry:

[Jemal]

But eileen is old.

[Beetlejuice]

You are old. Twice as old as almost everyone in the house yer daft cow

[Rob!]

Eileen disposing of Cristian in the process :clap1:

[Vanessa]

Bless Christian, trying to keep the peace. :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

Eileen calling Cristian a middle man hahaha

[Jemal]

Mr steal your girl at it again.

[Gusto Brunt]

Eileen standing up for granny rights :clap1:

Eileen should have lied about her age...

[Beetlejuice]

Hahahaha Jade is shameless :dance:

[Amy Jade]

You are old. Twice as old as almost everyone in the house yer daft cow

She's only 21 years older than Keiran tbh

[Kazanne]

Jade better keep her mucky paws off Christian,lol

[YourLAEx]

Wanna good laugh then check his BIO out here. :joker:
http://cristianmjc.com/biography/

Sounds like someone who overcame adversity and managed to make something of his life to me.

What have you done? Except from being bitter.

[Vanessa]

Jade, keep your paws off Christian! :o:mad::nono::fist:

[Legend killer]

Mr Steal your girl in the building after the break

[Jemal]

Mr Steal your girl in the building after the break

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Hahahaha Jade is shameless :dance:

Slack knickers at the ready to drop - she's such a ****.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Sounds like someone who overcame adversity and managed to make something of his life to me.

What have you done? Except from being bitter.

Poor lad. And he still has told no one in the House :(

[fitz2k2]

jade going after Cristian since she lost nick lmaooooooooooooooo.this girl needs attention

[bots]

I'm not a Kieran fan but I think Eileen overreacted here. :worry:

a normal person would react at the time not an hour or whatever later picking out the camera time

[hijaxers]

this is quite sad to watch, bless her :worry:

There are plenty of grannies in their 30's - he's bang out of order

[Vanessa]

jade going after Cristian since she lost nick lmaooooooooooooooo.this girl needs attention

No one can resist The Legend. :evilgrin:

[Johnnyuk123]

Sounds like someone who overcame adversity and managed to make something of his life to me.

What have you done? Except from being bitter.

No1 his name in the house is Cristian when his REAL name is very different. Why lie about your name??? I know more about him than most in here due to knowing someone who has known him since he was 3yrs old.:wavey:

[Rob!]

Eileen should have lied about her age...

I think she did :hehe:

[YourLAEx]

Tbf I would have been on Cristian's dick by day three at the latest so I'm surprised it's taken Jade so long.

[Jemal]

No1 his name in the house is Cristian when his REAL name is very different. Why lie about your name??? I know more about him than most in here due to knowing someone who has known him since he was 3yrs old.:wavey:

Lol like he is the first person to do this in bb.
Please give up.

[Gusto Brunt]

I think she did :hehe:

She's really 70. :shocked:

[hijaxers]

Sounds like someone who overcame adversity and managed to make something of his life to me.

What have you done? Except from being bitter.

What tripe

[Johnnyuk123]

Lol like he is the first person to do this in bb.
Please give up.

Nah i'll stick with the facts thanks.:wavey:

[bots]

She's really 70. :shocked:

She is actually 37 :joker:

[Jay.]

this is feeling like the longest ad break?

[Gusto Brunt]

It's a shame Jade's going on Friday, I like slagging her off.

[Rob!]

I've managed to have a fag and make a cup of tea in this ad break :umm2:

[Jemal]

Its been a 7 minute ad break. Fml

[hijaxers]

Tbf I would have been on Cristian's dick by day three at the latest so I'm surprised it's taken Jade so long.

Well at least yer see through

[YourLAEx]

No1 his name in the house is Cristian when his REAL name is very different. Why lie about your name??? I know more about him than most in here due to knowing someone who has known him since he was 3yrs old.:wavey:

His real name is Matthew, his stage name is Cristian.

Marilyn Monroe was really called Norma Jean. People change their names all the time.

Maybe you should change yours to bitter.

[hijaxers]

His real name is Matthew, his stage name is Cristian.

Marilyn Monroe was really called Norma Jean. People change their names all the time.

Maybe you should change yours to bitter.

RUDE

[Rob!]

:laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

His real name is Matthew, his stage name is Cristian.

Marilyn Monroe was really called Norma Jean. People change their names all the time.

Maybe you should change yours to bitter.

lol You seem to have issues surrounding truth. Thats ok it is not my problem. That's your choice. :cheer2:

[Jay.]

i love tasks like this :clap2:

[bots]

just what we want, a vom task

[Jemal]

harriet is a pyscho

[Johnnyuk123]

Against her human rights. :joker::joker::joker:

[Rob!]

Neither of them should have got that :nono:

[Amy Jade]

lol Cristian so desperate

[Jamesy]

Against her human rights. :joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

[hijaxers]

Mr Wimp hits the dust again

[Rob!]

Cristian's face :joker:

[Jemal]

It was obvious cristian let kieran win that

[Legend killer]

Gandhi let him win what a man

[Rob!]

Screaming at Eileen :laugh3:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Eileen

[Lostie!]

OMFG Eileen! :joker:

[bots]

It was obvious cristian let kieran win that

:joker::joker::joker::joker: yeah yeah

[Jamesy]

omfg Eileen :joker: :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Eileen has clearly done this before dodging them on BGT.

[YourLAEx]

lol You seem to have issues surrounding truth. Thats ok it is not my problem. That's your choice. :cheer2:

You must really hate yourself. Cristian is a good looking boy who's managed to turn his life around, achieving grades that many would love to get and has a career.

You have a forum account.

[Shaun]

Eileen >

[Jake.]

in need of a gif of harriet crying whilst downing her drink/eileen slapping eggs against her head

[Amy Jade]

Eileen omg somebody gif it

[Jemal]

Eileen plays for the cameras.
Sarah was efficient

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Eileen :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Excuse me Sarah I think you'll find eggs come from your neck

[Johnnyuk123]

You must really hate yourself. Cristian is a good looking boy who's managed to turn his life around, achieving grades that many would love to get and has a career.

You have a forum account.

:joker::joker::joker: And you don't have a problem at all with liars.:joker::joker::joker:

[Jemal]

Mr steal your girl.

[Legend killer]

Steal your girl at it again

[YourLAEx]

:joker::joker::joker: And you don't have a problem at all with liars.:joker::joker::joker:

You think you know so much but really you know so little.

[MB.]

Kristian giving me connoe teas

[Beetlejuice]

What does deceitful mean? :nono:

[Vanessa]

Twins want a thresome with The Legacy. :evilgrin:

[fitz2k2]

dumbest twins ever

[Legend killer]

Mr steal your girl.

Great minds

[Amy Jade]

Jade lol awk

[Beetlejuice]

Interesting that one twin writes in small letters whilst the other writes in capitals

[Johnnyuk123]

You think you know so much but really you know so little.

I know that Matthew aka Cristian got kicked out of 3 primary schools. How many kids do you know at that age who have been?

[Jemal]

Great minds

Think alike.

[YourLAEx]

I know that Matthew aka Cristian got kicked out of 3 primary schools. How many kids do you know at that age who have been?

He then managed to go on to high school and achieve five A* and is now doing a degree.

But go on. Lets punish him for being a twatty eleven year old. :joker:

[Jemal]

I know that Matthew aka Cristian got kicked out of 3 primary schools. How many kids do you know at that age who have been?

Wow why do you know so much about him?

[Amy Jade]

Cristian shut up

[Vanessa]

I know that Matthew aka Cristian got kicked out of 3 primary schools. How many kids do you know at that age who have been?

He has had problems in schools, because of his health problems.

[Lostie!]

Ugh, the Cristian who needs to remind us how masculine he is has returned.

[hijaxers]

You think you know so much but really you know so little.

You need to respect other peoples opinions when you know nothing of them

[Legend killer]

Steallllllll Yourrrrr Girlllll not given a single ****

[Johnnyuk123]

He then managed to go on to high school and achieve five A* and is now doing a degree.

But go on. Lets punish him for being a twatty eleven year old. :joker:

These days everyone is doing a degree. So your point is?

[Vanessa]

Get your paws off him, Jade! :nono:

http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695648_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare-Mark-Byron-channel-five-argument.jpg

[Jemal]

Lets be honest. Nick doesn't like her anymore cause the house don't

[fitz2k2]

harriet he already ****ing knows

[Legend killer]

The Legacy is Eau Natural ladies!!!!

[fitz2k2]

nick=fake

[Rob!]

Aaron trying to turn Nick gay now :D

[Lostie!]

Lets be honest. Nick doesn't like her anymore cause the house don't

Pretty much. I'm not a big fan of her but I don't really respect how he suddenly threw her to the wolves after their noms chat was exposed.

[Legend killer]

Just LOL

THE LEGACY!!!!

[Jemal]

Support the legacy.

[Jamesy]

Aaron trying to turn Nick gay now :D

That's assuming Nick isn't already gay/bi :laugh:

[Jake.]

run cristian!!!!

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade. An embarrassment - and desperate.

[Vanessa]

Mr Steal your girl strikes again! :thumbs2:

[Jamesy]

Get your paws off him, Jade! :nono:

http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695648_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare-Mark-Byron-channel-five-argument.jpg

:joker:

[MB.]

Perched for Eileen giving the house her sauce

[Jay.]

oh i missed the part where jack joined the clique thing?

[hijaxers]

Jade getting desperate

[Vanessa]

Jade. An embarrassment - and desperate.

Who can blame her? The Legacy is hard to resist! :joker:

[YourLAEx]

These days everyone is doing a degree. So your point is?

My point is...


Stronger than yours. :cheer2:

You seem to hate the 11 year old Matthew rather than the 20 year old Cristian. That's sad. How's 2006? Has Maneater topped the chart yet? What about Hips Don't Lie?

[bots]

jack is grinning from ear to ear yet he was bad mouthing jade the other day for doing the same

[Jamesy]

"I hate myself right now"

They all say as they walk through with the biggest of smiles and making sure the other housemates see the food they have :umm2:

[Jay.]

i thought eileen was the other twin then

[hijaxers]

oh i missed the part where jack joined the clique thing?

he's happy GRUB
he'll have bigger tits than all the women by the end of this

[Rob!]

Lmfao at Eileen :laugh2: