My life is in danger

[Margarine.]

THERE IS A MASSIVE MOTH IN MY HOUSE AND I AM UNDER MY DUVET AND LIKE BASICALLY CRYING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING :bawling:

[Glenn.]

Rip

[Ninastar]

rip

[Margarine.]

Rip

rip

my brain is literally in my mouth right now I cannot cope

[MB.]

Nice knowing you

[Josy]

What you have to do is get a hoover, a binbag, a kiwi fruit and a pkt of cheesy wotsits.

I will write the rest up later, I'm busy right now

[Smithy]

Ah well happens to the best of us

Bye

[Liam-]

All you can do is pray to the heavens that it like, flies into something so hard it knocks itself out, then you can dispose of it in any way you see fit; stomping, drowning, discombobulation, etc.

[Margarine.]

What you have to do is get a hoover, a binbag, a kiwi fruit and a pkt of cheesy wotsits.

I will write the rest up later, I'm busy right now

the moth could be in my mouth and I still wouldn't purchase cheesy wotsits to get rid of it :yuk:

[Jamesy]

Try and negotiate with the moth before it ravages you

[Margarine.]

it's wings are flapping really loud rn

[Liam-]

Moths are some of the scariest things on this planet, i feel your pain

[Calderyon]

Moth´s aren´t dangerous.

Especially if you´re the Mothman.

[Cherie]

Turn the light on :suspect:

[Calderyon]

But then again, if it´s anything like this:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110817140408/residentevilfanfiction/images/0/09/Moth.png

You better run. Or get a shotgun/magnum asap.

[Natalie.]

Moths are horrible and make me sad. Feel bad for you

[Marsh.]

What you have to do is get a hoover, a binbag, a kiwi fruit and a pkt of cheesy wotsits.

I saw a porn film like that. :amazed:

[Marsh.]

discombobulation, etc.

You want to confuse the moth's corpse?

[Liam-]

You want to confuse the moth's corpse?

Yeah, put it in a glass and spin the ****er around :amazed:

[MB.]

I saw a porn film like that. :amazed:

Eileen's the gift that keeps on giving

[smudgie]

Swat the beggar.
Be brave, you won't sleep at all otherwise.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What you have to do is get a hoover, a binbag, a kiwi fruit and a pkt of cheesy wotsits.

I will write the rest up later, I'm busy right now

kenan and kel was a great show

[Jay.]

moths are massive catch it with your hands

[lily.]

Why are people afraid of moths. They're so inoffensive.

[Ross.]

So did the moth get Margarine or

[Glenn.]

hes dead fo sure

[GLENN BILL BB7]

I think if it was a Tarantula it would be a lot worse lol

[Margarine.]

ok so I caught up on Big Brother but now everyone has gone to bed and i
I have no confirmation as to whether the moth is deceased

D:

[jennyjuniper]

Moths are beautiful and YOU are probably scaring it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Do NOT kill it. Get a big glass and a book and trap it and free it outside. I means you no harm.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1iWP2faSHII/UAoaWHI3tnI/AAAAAAAAANw/nRSli18wAlY/s320/IMG00273-20120622-1949.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Moths are some of the scariest things on this planet, i feel your pain

:joker: Try to think of them as beautiful harmless Butterflies with fur coats on. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

I think if it was a Tarantula it would be a lot worse lol

:laugh: It might be a Hang Gliding tarantula though.

[kirklancaster]

Do NOT kill it. Get a big glass and a book and trap it and free it outside. I means you no harm.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1iWP2faSHII/UAoaWHI3tnI/AAAAAAAAANw/nRSli18wAlY/s320/IMG00273-20120622-1949.jpg

Are you talking about the Moth or a Labour Supporter? :laugh:

[Pete.]

:worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

here for Moth Loved 2016

[Liam-]

:joker: Try to think of them as beautiful harmless Butterflies with fur coats on. :laugh:

I don't like butterflies either :worry:

[Margarine.]

my ordeal is now over, if I see another moth tonight though I am moving to West Nairobi where I assume there are less moths

[YourLAEx]

my ordeal is now over, if I see another moth tonight though I am moving to West Nairobi where I assume there are less moths

Sorry sis but there has been numerous cholera outbreaks in West Nairobi so you'll be sacrificing your life in order to escape moths.

[Pete.]

my ordeal is now over, if I see another moth tonight though I am moving to West Nairobi where I assume there are less moths
Go to Zimbabwe and go on Makosi Today and spill the tea on your flee fom the UK

[YourLAEx]

Go to Zimbabwe and go on Makosi Today and spill the tea on your flee fom the UK

Nice poem

Should we call you Pete Diddy

[AnnieK]

Aw.....I love moths...they're so dozy.....

[Pete.]

Nice poem

Should we call you Pete Diddy
My unintentional Limerick

Shakespeare hew?

[Margarine.]

Sorry sis but there has been numerous cholera outbreaks in West Nairobi so you'll be sacrificing your life in order to escape moths.

I didn't even know that Nairobi actually had a West welp

[YourLAEx]

I didn't even know that Nairobi actually had a West welp

Everywhere has a West

[Margarine.]

Everywhere has a West

no they don't :suspect:

there's Northern Ireland and Southern Ireland but not Western :shrug:

[arista]

THERE IS A MASSIVE MOTH IN MY HOUSE AND I AM UNDER MY DUVET AND LIKE BASICALLY CRYING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING :bawling:


Let it leave the House
it does not want you

[arista]

Why are people afraid of moths. They're so inoffensive.


Bad Education

[Marsh.]

no they don't :suspect:

there's Northern Ireland and Southern Ireland but not Western :shrug:

:joker:

[YourLAEx]

no they don't :suspect:

there's Northern Ireland and Southern Ireland but not Western :shrug:

But there is a west of Ireland. :joker: