Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Thurs. 28th May

[arista]

Bring on the Fights and Fun


10PM tonight

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[Jamesy]

Advert for tonights show

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[Pete.]

Perched for the messiness

[Spoon]

ready for this, maybe

[Spoon]

full frontal nudity and sexual misconduct warning

[arista]

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On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[MB.]

Full frontal nudity :omgno:

[bots]

I hope Aaron was flashing his willy and not winking something else :omgno:

[MB.]

Full frontal nudity :omgno:

Don't come on Eileen

[Drew.]

Should be an interesting ep tonight

[reece(:]

Not them lying about the physicall violence

[Ross.]

Full frontal nudity :omgno:

[Spoon]

omg they evaporated him

[Vanessa]

:cheer2:

[Ross.]

Full frontal nudity :omgno:

Full frontal nudity :omgno:

oh

[Xtopher]

Hellloooooooo Aaron

[Jamesy]

Full frontal? Richkingretro will be able to find out whether it was flaccid or hard then...

[saintjude]

He should have had the ultimate warning not ultimate ejection

[Spoon]

this looks miserable. they should have made jack do it.

[Jay.]

really like this hoh style task tbh

[smudgie]

Loving this series.:cheer2:

[MB.]

I wonder if we'll see Aaron swing

I wonder if we'll see Aaron's bonus

etc etc

[Spoon]

wow, harriet is doing great

[Pete.]

Not them lying about the physicall violence
Anything for promo

[MB.]

HoH Harriet?

[LukeB]

I guess harriet has won HOH

[Amy Jade]

Harriet beating Keiran :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I thought Harriet didn't tell people to shut up. :think:

[bots]

harriet is a Rottweiler :D

[Spoon]

harriet is a Rottweiler :D

I thought she was the salt of the earth

[Amy Jade]

I am going to miss the Sally and Amy :(

[saintjude]

Poor jack keeping a secret

[Gusto Brunt]

Looking at the four going out tomorrow, it's like them being on death row. :D

[smudgie]

This twist is amazing, get rid of the bores and bitches.

[Pete.]

Which one of you ****ers wanna see ma HoH room?

[reece(:]

Jack BORE Off

[Beetlejuice]

This is such ****. It really is

[Jamesy]

Only ones I don't want to see go really is the twins, who have started to come out their shells a little more lately

[Spoon]

which one of you ****ers wanna see ma hoh room?

wow, a different color pillowcase!

[LukeB]

Which one of you ****ers wanna see ma HoH room?

give me that ****ing key bitch

[Gusto Brunt]

Jack's great

[Pete.]

Jack BORE Off
Yawning and Burping = £150k

[reece(:]

Can he nawt hump the seat

[Amy Jade]

Save Sarah :(

[Lostie!]

Yay, more showmance stuff. Can't wait! :flutter:

[saintjude]

Danny and Sarah, it's a love story

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny sealing his exit fate tomorrow. :p

[Spoon]

Yawning and Burping = £150k

and rarely getting dressed.

[Ross.]

I can't watch this knowing that 4 of them are going to be leaving tomorrow lmao

[Pete.]

give me that ****ing key bitch
Floaters grab a life vest! JACK

[Crimson Dynamo]

Stay strong Jack

[Xtopher]

Jack is pissing me off. It's not hard to keep a secret.

[reece(:]

Danny and showmance airtime? No wonder they are culling half the cast

[Pete.]

Danny sealing his exit fate tomorrow. :p
Lmao bye

[Gusto Brunt]

I can't watch this knowing that 4 of them are going to be leaving tomorrow lmao

Firing squad tomorrow.:joker:

[Spoon]

Danny and Sarah, it's a love story

He thinks she's attractive; no one's ever been that kind to her before!!! :joker:

[Pete.]

The GA promo in that baby milk ad nnn

[saintjude]

He knows how to compliment a woman

[Spoon]

Jack is pissing me off. It's not hard to keep a secret.

Seriously. Doesn't he have to keep quiet about some secret recipes at McDonalds?

[Gusto Brunt]

He thinks she's attractive; no one's ever been that kind to her before!!! :joker:

Yeah, what a miserable life she has had.:joker:

[MB.]

(that Comedy Central show still looks abysmal)

[bots]

not here to see a wanger :yuk:

[Spoon]

Yeah, what a miserable life she has had.:joker:

says more about her than about him!

[Lostie!]

It's so awkward when housemates who hate each other are forced together. :laugh:

[Kazanne]

not here to see a wanger :yuk:

:joker::joker: give it a go,you might like it:joker:

[MB.]

wanger

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/08/reality_tv_x_factor_tour_wagner.jpg

[Pete.]

Ffs

[Amy Jade]

Sarah clocking Joel

[Pete.]

Save private conversation between housemates alone

[reece(:]

Not more manufactured drama tasks

[Gusto Brunt]

Isn't it funny watching the condemned...

[Shaun]

(that Comedy Central show still looks abysmal)

I'd ask which one but it applies for most.

[Pete.]

Amy - more clever than your faves

[MB.]

I'd ask which one but it applies for most.

The one they seem to advertise during every ad break. Boyhood or Brotherhood or summat.

[RichardG]

Save private conversation between housemates alone

they're so desperate to try and manufacture drama :laugh:

[Pete.]

Showmance getting manufactured wtf

[Amy Jade]

travesty that the twins are out because of manipulation they have so much potential

[Pete.]

they're so desperate to try and manufacture drama :laugh:
A mess

[Spoon]

lol bye danny

[Pete.]

travesty that the twins are out because of manipulation they have so much potential
Ikr :(

[Gusto Brunt]

travesty that the twins are out because of manipulation they have so much potential

i wood agree. i like 'em now.

[Pete.]

This is so obvious screaming

[Natalie.]

Oh I thought that red and green thing on screen was from my tele

[Pete.]

i wood agree. i like 'em now.
Helen Wood promo

[Shaun]

Starting the time at the beginning of the quote is hardly fair but oh well it's a crap task

[Jamesy]

These tasks are becoming too desperate to cause drama, wrong way to go about it

[Spoon]

aww they hugged

[Pete.]

Slay Miss Amy :love:

[JTM45]

I wanted them to fail...........bummer!

[Pete.]

These tasks are becoming too desperate to cause drama, wrong way to go about it
Bring back BB7's tasks

[Gusto Brunt]

Get Chloe out.

[Pete.]

I wanted them to fail...........bummer!
Lol, most of them won't be there to enjoy the food

[Amy Jade]

Boring Chloe will hopefully be gone this week, get rid of the deadwood

[Pete.]

Save Kween ChloChlo

[smudgie]

Don't worry Chloe..you won't see it coming:laugh:

[Pete.]

Twins and Jade :love:

This task backfired then

[Gusto Brunt]

Making up before they leave for good.:joker:

[fitz2k2]

how did I not know nick is right next to jade

[JTM45]

Lol, most of them won't be there to enjoy the food

This series is the very definition of 'messy'........:laugh:

[bots]

i think chloe is one of the truly more natural housemates

[Pete.]

This series is the very definition of 'messy'........:laugh:
Incredibly

[JTM45]

Oh shut up Nick!!!!

[Jamesy]

They'll need some good food to counter the ****storm coming their way

[Gusto Brunt]

Nick looks a bit like Maddie off Corrie

[Pete.]

i think chloe is one of the truly more natural housemates
Me too she has so much potential - the next Ashleigh

[Beetlejuice]

Danny :sleep:

[Spoon]

danny is so boring

[JTM45]

Danny's such a brain-box isn't he!

[Pete.]

Gettin drunk :dramz:

[Xtopher]

Ugggh I'm missing me Aaron already

[LukeB]

evict him

[Gusto Brunt]

There's NO connection, Danny

[Jamesy]

Shame Danny will be staying tomorrow

[reece(:]

Evict Danny!!!!!!!!

[Pete.]

Danny's such a brain-box isn't he!
Canoue?

[Pete.]

Get dishwater out

[LukeB]

yes we know marcus

[Jamesy]

C'mon Jack, spill so Big Brother can eject you like promised :fc:

[Pete.]

Jack ****

[bots]

how are they going to tell them tomorrow, its going to be so funny

[Spoon]

"up for nomination" ugh
it's up for eviction

[Pete.]

I don't think Sarah will go

[Gusto Brunt]

Sarah's make up is terrible

[Pete.]

Sarah's make up is terrible
Alaska teas

[smudgie]

Spill the beans Jack..go on..please.

[JTM45]

Jack's bloody awful isn't he!!! :yuk:

[MB.]

oh jfc Jack :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Marcus having to explain the twist over and over and OVER again is pretty much proof of how messy this manipula...erm 'twist' is.

New producers next year please

[bots]

thats what the issue is, he was "winking" at joel

[Spoon]

Spill the beans Jack..go on..please.

Jack being removed would be so wonderful.

[reece(:]

Welp them encouraging Aaron


nawt Jacks crack

[drantb]

Just saw Jacks crack. Chuck him out!`

[MB.]

thats what the issue is, he was "winking" at joel

With his penis.

[Xtopher]

the return of the crack

[Amy Jade]

Even if Jack spilled I doubt they'd remove him, they would make an excuse to save him or say they twisted the task so he actually had to tell people.

[bots]

With his penis.

no, with something else

[Pete.]

Wide Load

[saintjude]

I would love it if jack told everyone about the twist

[JTM45]

It's like watching a massive car-crash where all the cars jusy bounce off each other and nobody even has a graze afterwards!!!! :sleep:

[y.winter]

Aaron.
Eww.
Sums it up.

[Pete.]

Even if Jack spilled I doubt they'd remove him, they would make an excuse to save him or say they twisted the task so he actually had to tell people.
They probably wouldn't show it so we are none the wiser

[Mizzle]

I have a feeling that this may suddenly get incredibly cringey

but nothing can top the whole 'open it' disgrace so I think I may survive

[Amy Jade]

They probably wouldn't show it so we are none the wiser

How sad is it I've lost so much faith in the show I could honestly see it happening :(

[reece(:]

Lol Kellie

[Pete.]

Not Kellie and ha **** weave

[Pete.]

Harriet :love:

[Amy Jade]

oh piss off Jack, you're not up yourself you prick so it's hardly a struggle.

[fitz2k2]

harriet ur not invited

[Pete.]

Jack that turtle neck tho gurrl

[Jamesy]

oh piss off Jack, you're not up yourself you prick so it's hardly a struggle.

:clap1:

He needs to shut the **** up

[Xtopher]

Okay we get it Jack

[Beetlejuice]

I don't mind Jack to be honest.

[Pete.]

Here for him quitting when 4 go

[reece(:]

Get that sympathy fanbase Jack

[Calderyon]

Should have taken the car, Jack.

[Pete.]

Chloe and Jack showmance is coming?

[Lostie!]

Oh Jade, piss off with the baby voice.

[JTM45]

Just when they're all getting along Big Brother steps in with the baby seal club!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Jade drag him girl

[LukeB]

Oh Jade, piss off with the baby voice.

I kind of love it:laugh:

[smudgie]

Joel..pompous ass.

[bots]

it is schoolyard stuff

[MB.]

Big Brother: Timebum?

[reece(:]

Drag him Jade

[LukeB]

oh ffs jack pull your trousers up

[Drew.]

**** sakes, we saw more of Jacks arse there

[Amy Jade]

See BB you don't need to bloody show clips and twist stuff to cause drama! the hm create it all on their own

[Shaun]

Aaron looking like Voldemort before he's expelliarmused?

[Spoon]

no more of jack's butt, please

[Jake.]

Why is Jade such a knob :umm2:

oh and stop talking like a 3 year old, ta.

[reece(:]

He is devious tho

[Natalie.]

**** sakes, we saw more of Jacks arse there

:joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Has spin the bottle ever not resulted in people behaving like morons

[Jamesy]

I can feel the awkwardness

[Drew.]

Poor Joel, forcing all of this onto him

[Jay.]

i do feel for joel tbh he does seem really awkward

[Spoon]

jack was told he can't hint at the twist, throw him out

[Lostie!]

This is why I don't like spin the bottle, you always get people trying to pressure others into doing something they clearly don't want to.

[Beetlejuice]

PMSL at Aaron

[Shaun]

-trying desperately not to laugh-

[Moosething]

lol bye aaron u sex pest

[Xtopher]

Yeah, not here for Joel anymore.

[Jake.]

Poor Joel, forcing all of this onto him

remember this for when during truth or dare we force lucas on caitlin

[bots]

that was more than a flash :joker:

[Braden]

:o I can't believe most people unknowingly egged on his behaviour.

Out of order for them to force Joel to kiss him and say that he's a pussy if he doesn't.

[Pete.]

Omg what

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooooooooooooo aaron

[Jake.]

-trying desperately not to laugh-

-did myself tbh-

[saintjude]

Sorry but I laughed at Aaron ejection clip

[smudgie]

Aaron's tears:bawling:

[Natalie.]

This is why I don't like spin the bottle, you always get people trying to pressure others into doing something they clearly don't want to.

Yeah I felt bad for him there

[reece(:]

Joel is such a dullard

[Crimson Dynamo]

Joel the gay hater


No

[JTM45]

-trying desperately not to laugh-

I failed badly!!!!:laugh:
That was just too pathetic not too chortle loudly at.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack the hero

Yes

[Pete.]

Joel is such a dullard
Ikr Chloe needs to lash out

[reece(:]

The DFS sale is still on?

[Jack_]

I have a feeling I'll be going on a rant after this next part, I'm already angry at Aaron's tears

[Pete.]

Jack the hero

Yes
Nevah

[bots]

jack bravely put his crack in the way to protect joel

[fitz2k2]

joel faced peer pressure and won

[Pete.]

The DFS sale is still on?
It's almost Christmas

[drantb]

Joel the gay hater


No

It looked like there was a bit more to it than that. Poor Joel.

[Headie]

Jack hinted, eject ha now

[Natalie.]

Hope Chloe doesn't leave

[Kazanne]

-did myself tbh-

Me too,:hehe: feel bad for it though:laugh:

[reece(:]

I have a feeling I'll be going on a rant after this next part, I'm already angry at Aaron's tears
Expose the producers

[Headie]

"I know you're safe"

EJECT HIS ASS

[Jamesy]

The DFS sale is still on?

But hurry it ends Sunday

[fitz2k2]

Hope Chloe doesn't leave

invisible chloe will disappear for good tommrrow

[Pete.]

Jack hinted, eject ha now
Yes bye hun

[y.winter]

Can someone introduce Jack the technologic wonder that is a belt?

And Joel has expressed right there his rejection to Aaron - what Aaron was stupid enough to not get at first.

[Jay.]

"I know you're safe"

EJECT HIS ASS

literally

had enough of seeing the ****ing thing :bored:

[Jamesy]

"I know you're safe"

EJECT HIS ASS

:clap1:

[bots]

"I know you're safe"

EJECT HIS ASS

they always say, i know you will be safe :D

[saintjude]

Full frontal nudity!!!

[Amy Jade]

They're throwing Aaron out for that but I'm pretty sure Conor ran out of the shower once and sandwiched another housemate a few years ago. He threatened to rape a woman too and he never even got a warning.

Don't think Aaron was right but jeez harsh kicking him out.

[Kazanne]

But hurry it ends Sunday

There's always a sale on at DFS,lol

[JTM45]

They should at least take Jack's last pass off him for that..........or just chuck him out!

[Beetlejuice]

I'm inclined to respect Joel for not being pressured into things

[reece(:]

Marcus sounding more serious :joker:

[Jake.]

'he can't handle my mental capacity'

or maybe he just doesn't like you like the majority of people?

[JTM45]

It's "specific" Jade you ass!!!

[reece(:]

Jade reading for filth

[Jamesy]

There's always a sale on at DFS,lol

They always seem to say in the adverts it ends Sunday when there's a sale all year round :laugh:

[bots]

jade has the mental capacity of a small planet

[Shaun]

They're throwing Aaron out for that but I'm pretty sure Conor ran out of the shower once and sandwiched another housemate a few years ago. He threatened to rape a woman too and he never even got a warning.

Don't think Aaron was right but jeez harsh kicking him out.

I'm sure Conor got a warning :suspect: (for the epaulator comment?)

[Spoon]

nick giving dexter teas

[Amy Jade]

Oh god Nick ew

[Richkingretro]

The irony of a dick getting a dick out :hehe:

[Beetlejuice]

They're quite sweet these two :hehe:

[Pete.]

Ofcom is grabbing a pen and paper right now

[Jay.]

nAME NAMES YOU ****

[Pete.]

They're quite sweet these two :hehe:
:omgno:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Jade has the intellect of the three year old she always impersonates- how can she be so deluded?

[Ross.]

Nick now being happy :clap1:

[Pete.]

nAME NAMES YOU ****
:omgno:

[LukeB]

poor joel

[Drew.]

Nick and Jack reminding me of

http://i.imgur.com/ezEjL98.png

[Jamesy]

They're quite sweet these two :hehe:

Yeah, just like beauty and the beast

[smudgie]

Has Jack been drinking.

He could slip up.


Let us pray.

[Jay.]

all the questions my god

[Shaun]

Nick and Jack reminding me of

http://i.imgur.com/ezEjL98.png

:love:

[Kazanne]

If I was Joel I wouldn't be in the bath with him,lol

[Richkingretro]

This house has weird relationships

[Jamesy]

You can kind of see at this point Joel is drained from Aaron coming onto him

[bots]

If I was Joel I wouldn't be in the bath with him,lol

he is sending out mixed signals

[Shaun]

Will Harriet get a warning too then :think:

[MB.]

:omgno:

[drantb]

Do all the other housemates get a warning too? Egging it on a bit.