It's Big Marc's House Now!!

[Josy]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

I know most on here hate him but I ****ing love him, this guy is hilarious and it's clear most of the time that he's joking with what he says,

Big Marcs running the show now :hee:

[Drew.]

Hated his entrance last night, due to the fact he replaced one of my favourite housemates unfairly, but tonight he was a great laugh.

[Lister of Smeg]

Marcro Penis is a pretender .

[Josy]

Hated his entrance last night, due to the fact he replaced one of my favourite housemates unfairly, but tonight he was a great laugh.

Good ol Drew knows the score :clap1:

[jaxie]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

I know most on here hate him but I ****ing love him, this guy is hilarious and it's clear most of the time that he's joking with what he says,

Big Marcs running the show now :hee:
Apparently! :joker:

[bots]

behave Josy :nono:

[Josy]

behave Josy :nono:

The guy is amazing, sit back, relax and let Big Marc take control

[Jason.]

Josy, I'm disappointed in you.

:nono::joker:

[Drew.]

The guy is amazing, sit back, relax and let Big Marc take control

:joker:

[T*]

*throws bucket of holy water at josy*

[actor99]

I didn't like him last night. Especially after the ones we lost. it was a bad night for us Guys.
but he's Weird. i don't know its a bit early yet.

[Moosething]

Producers getting their moneys worth eh

[Josy]

Producers getting their moneys worth eh

Marc needs no payments, his amazingness comes free.

[armand.kay]

I loved him more because he was getting on jack's nerves.

[Mystic Mock]

This did make me laugh actually.:joker:

His already got more to show on his best bits than Danny.

[Beetlejuice]

Sad to see "fans" of this walking dead show celebrating a scripted performance

[Beetlejuice]

Marc needs no payments, his amazingness comes free.

:sleep:

[Josy]

Sad to see "fans" of this walking dead show celebrating a scripted performance

Don't be bitter now, you love Marc deep down let it out and you will feel much better.

[Mystic Mock]

Sad to see "fans" of this walking dead show celebrating a scripted performance

Tbh I don't like Marc very much, I just like the fact that his winding Danny up.:joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Don't be bitter now, you love Marc deep down let it out and you will feel much better.

I love him so much I have no switched off and am only keeping up through the forums.

It remains amazing to me that people celebrate what this show has degenerated into.

[Amy Jade]

If it was a girl would you love?

[RichardG]

I was surprised I actually didn't mind him afterall.

He's a total idiot but quite fun at the same time. I'll wait to see a bit more of him before I make a full judgement. :laugh:

[Josy]

If it was a girl would you love?

Yes why wouldn't I?

I loved Sarah from the beginning up until the stuff with Joel and she was pretty forward, I loved the twins.

Marc is probably the most forward housemate ever (on a launch night) and he is hilarious with it.

If most people don't get that he is joking around then I really do despair.

[I♥BB]

I really like that he's irritating them, but doesn't irritate me that much. Showbiz is way worse, irritating without the good TV.

[bots]

I love him so much I have no switched off and am only keeping up through the forums.

It remains amazing to me that people celebrate what this show has degenerated into.

its about not pre-judging, taking something as you find it, not holding on to something that became outdated years ago. My old granny used to say, things were better in the old days, they rarely were.

[RichardG]

I really like that he's irritating them, but doesn't irritate me that much. Showbiz is way worse, irritating without the good TV.

:clap1: I can't find anything positive about Showbiz yet

[fitz2k2]

MARC TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

I do like what he's doing tbf. Hopefulyl him and Danny keep feuding.

[Amy Jade]

I didn't watch but he came in hating Jade, I dont like housemates who do that

[Tom4784]

it's all too staged to be entertaining. He's an obvious plant and I find him a chore to watch.

[Josy]

I didn't watch but he came in hating Jade, I dont like housemates who do that

She hates him too tbf

[Josy]

I do like what he's doing tbf. Hopefulyl him and Danny keep feuding.

http://i.imgur.com/M1wAypg.png

[Amy Jade]

christ hes ugly af

[bots]

this thread needs to be locked right now :joker:

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/M1wAypg.png

http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss274/himmyhero_him/20081016-exorcist.jpg

[Beetlejuice]

http://i.imgur.com/M1wAypg.png

That is one ugly fooker

[Margarine.]

he's amazing lmao

[armand.kay]

nu smiley? http://i.imgur.com/M1wAypg.png

[armand.kay]

when can orangu?

[Jord]

He was brilliant tonight :joker:

I didn't watch but he came in hating Jade, I dont like housemates who do that

They know each other from the outside world

[Brother Leon]

I didn't watch but he came in hating Jade, I dont like housemates who do that

Pretty sure they didn't like each other before hand. Jade's face said it all when she saw him on the tele.

[the_answers]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

I know most on here hate him but I ****ing love him, this guy is hilarious and it's clear most of the time that he's joking with what he says,
:clap1:

Not sure I like him but often very funny.

The "YOU'RE vile !" fightback was great. :laugh:

[Kizzy]

Pffft some 5ft 7 goofy sted head?... I don't think.

[aman201]

He's clearly some sort of a bellend.

[rk3388]

I thought he was Simon Gross when it zoomed up on his face in his vt :S

[Macie Lightfoot]

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1.164654.jpg

[Ammi]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

I know most on here hate him but I ****ing love him, this guy is hilarious and it's clear most of the time that he's joking with what he says,

Big Marcs running the show now :hee:

..:laugh:..no one will be shading Big Marc in the dark, sit yourself down Jack and get some sleep, you'll be needing it because this is my house now....

[Ammi]

..just too funny...

[the_answers]

it's all too staged to be entertaining.
You think so ?

Sure he's there to cause trouble. (and that's the staged bit)
But he's not watching every word and often just seems himself.

Like him or not, get the impression there's a real person underneath.
Especially when he took Chloe to one side.
Think it's his way of saying "Don't take me so seriously !"
But then if they don't, how far will he go ?! :shocked:

Maybe it could go 1 of 2 ways.
He's there to stir the pot and never stop.
Or he'll get on with them and become a likable rogue.

Not sure which I prefer !

Probably end up hating him soon :laugh:

[Semtex]

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/a4/a454e41df9fe4ef76567ea87b78d605cfb414322d8abc60fb7 7846e65743141a.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1990991/the-mask-o.gif


He's a tit-end.

[Jay.]

I think he'll start calming down soon.

he's a complete wanker, and in my opinion, only jade made him watchable tonight

[sampvt]

As a person I wouldn't take to him but as a hm. He is one of my favs now. Go Marc and expose the fakers.

[Pete.]

Evict him pls :hee:

[ebandit]

dude called it right describing himself.............big wanker

...............i like that!

notice after each insult how quick he was to apologise..........each one faker than the last

Mark L

[the_answers]

Exposing a sense of humour failure ?
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-19-marc-tells-joke

[chuff me dizzy]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

I know most on here hate him but I ****ing love him, this guy is hilarious and it's clear most of the time that he's joking with what he says,

Big Marcs running the show now :hee:

I love him too ,totally changed the show for the better,and outing Jade at every chance he gets

[Mystic Mock]

Marc is forever, he... outs Jade at every opportunity, he even says that she has a fake accent, but who will win........?

Marc is forever, playing games in the Big Marc house, out to win the game, and when his strong... he belongs...........

Marc is forever, forever, forever, Marc is forever, forever, forever, Marc is forever, forever, forever, Marc...... oh Marc.... oh Marc...........................

Marc is forever, scared of being belly flopped by Jack, being forced to eat his own crack, because Jack is evil....................................

Marc is forever.

[Josy]

..:laugh:..no one will be shading Big Marc in the dark, sit yourself down Jack and get some sleep, you'll be needing it because this is my house now....

:clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

tbf he made me laugh last night

:fan:

[Black Dagger]

So good :clap1:

[bots]

Exposing a sense of humour failure ?
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-19-marc-tells-joke

oh my ..... it may be contrived interaction, but its bloody funny :joker::joker:

[Beso]

Big Marc is only 5ft 3, lol.

[Patricia4]

I like him he make's me laugh and he know's a lot about Jade and Im sure he will start to tell us.

[arista]

Marc in a task
- outdoor duty

[Josy]

Exposing a sense of humour failure ?
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-19-marc-tells-joke

Jeezo :joker::joker:

I don't think any of the housemates get his humour AT ALL

[bots]

Jeezo :joker::joker:

I don't think any of the housemates get his humour AT ALL

can't help but laugh, in the cheesecake incident, the old housemates faces were a picture too ..... I knew there was a reason I thought they were awful :joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

His doppleganger is....

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/96sYCmajOyA/hqdefault.jpg

[Pink Pegasus]

I was in such a foul mood with the show yesterday before the highlights even started just reading about all the rows Marc had started in less than 24 hours. Think I described it all as fake, manufactured, forced drama and that Marc must just be a producers puppet chosen specifically for the sole purpose of starting fights and that is the sole reason he got picked for house etc etc. I was on quite a rant...

I still think the above is true, however after actually seeing each of these arguments Marc doesn't come across as intimidating or scary bully as I pictured him, it seemed much worse in the written word than when I actually saw him. The tone of voice, smiles, and demeanour make a big difference to the way I pictured him being.

I still think BB producers may have prepped the new housemates in some way and specifically told them to start crap in there and Marc does seem like he was determined to go in there and annoy certain people, but I'm also getting the impression that he might not be entirely acting that he is just really that type of person who rubs everyone up the wrong way and finds it funny to do so. I'm trying to now keep in mind that the new housemates have just got there AND they are late entries so need to make a big impression so I shouldn't really be surprised that some of them will be working very hard to make that impression! And I suppose it's not just Marc, they're all doing it just using different tactics.
Simon and Sam seem to be emphasizing that they are so much more 'fun' than the originals and that the originals are 'boring', Harry is emphasizing erm......... her tits, Marc is emphasizing his ability to annoy people and cause a stir etc.

I'm still bitter about losing my favourite housemates tbh, and I know after all my complaining yesterday about this twist and Marc, and BB's meddling that I will now sound like a MASSIVE hypocrite, and I hate to admit it but I did find last night's show ok.:hehe:

I wanted to hate Marc from what I'd read, but I don't think he's had too much of a negative impact really. Got to see a bit of Chloe's fiery side which I like and for the first time in awhile I really really enjoyed Jade last night too! I found the whole relationship between her and Marc hilarious, she upped her cringeworthy behaviour by about 100x but it just worked and I found myself laughing at the interaction between the pair. I especially loved their conversation in the bedroom where Jade was trying to remain serious and describe how to protect herself she had to become this new version of Jade and Marc without missing a beat said " yeah, that's dickhead Jade" and "only for I'm not allowed I would throw this toothbrush at you!"
Just reading this it would sound like he was ultra aggressive and picking on Jade, but watching it, Jade couldn't stop smiling and was telling him to stop making her laugh. :laugh: It was very amusing.

As long as it doesn't switch into something nasty and he doesn't start bullying, I think I will really enjoy watching these two wind each other up, bicker and make each other laugh with their bickering. Jade seems well able for him too which was good to see. The pose she had waiting for him outside the diaryroom, the "don't dip your toes in this pool" comment, wtf? :laugh2: so cringey but very funny and I enjoyed her as a housemate last night.

I didn't like the way he was towards Chloe, the asking "did it hurt" when she said she was thinking, the comment about his semen entering her :yuk: , the STD test etc. I would have gotten just as angry as Chloe in her situation if some dude I'd literally just met was behaving like that towards me. I don't think you should have type of "banter" with somebody you don't know. I think he knows that now though and after Chloe's explosion and BB talk he hopefully won't make the same mistake again.

I think I would hate to live with him, I would have so many arguments with him, because he is a complete wind up merchant for sure, but so far at least he hasn't made for bad viewing. (even if it is forced drama on BB's part)

I suppose we've only seen 1 night of him so far though so will wait to see if he continues like this, worsens, or settles down. I would still definitely prefer to Have Kieran, Sarah and the Twins there instead of the new housemates but that's not going to happen so will just try to enjoy what it is for now. (I hate that I feel like such a hypocrite for complaining about forced drama but actually finding it entertaining last night, sorry. :facepalm::blush: )

[Chuckyegg]

His doppleganger is....

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/96sYCmajOyA/hqdefault.jpg

And Rob Brydon

[Rorkimaru]

I think I jumped to judge Mark too quickly. I am not a fan of the persona he puts on but taking Chloe aside revealed a genuine side to him that impressed me. Also its fun seeing someone be such a lad when they're as intelligent as he is. His idiocies are well constructed which is a break from your average jersy shore style personality who spouts incomprehensible garbage.

[reece(:]

If it was a girl would you love?
I think if it was Harry Amelia saying offensive jokes then she would get more slack for it but that's how the public works, let Marc have his time I guess..

[Niamh.]

He's pretty funny tbf even Jade couldn't keep serious when she trying to argue with him :laugh: