Scandal over 2nd hidden dog : Britain's Got Talent: 7:30PM ITV1HD 31st Grand Final

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it ends at 10PM

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Live on ITV1 and ITV1HD now

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1st Act

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone! :wavey:

[hijaxers]

1st act - total tripe -next

[LukeB]

NEXXXXXT

[Johnnyuk123]

Did i just see a kid say fek just then?

[Jamesy]

This is a mess :umm2:

[LukeB]

that was rubbish

[arista]

Evening everyone! :wavey:


What do they think they are

Game Of Throne Dancers?

[Johnnyuk123]

The gurners were rubbish.

[arista]

1st act - total tripe -next


Yes that Judge loves it

but it lacked so much

[Johnnyuk123]

What do they think they are

Game Of Throne Dancers?

They nicked that little irish girls act, all that was missing was a sword. lol

[Will.]

Disapointing, why are all the judges standing?

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon lying to the kids. :nono::joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Aw,they are only young,they did their best,not my sort of thing,but they did ok.

[Johnnyuk123]

Those curtain ring earings should be banned. They look horrendous.

[Will.]

Simons a real softy as he approaches retirement age

[Johnnyuk123]

Aw,they are only young,they did their best,not my sort of thing,but they did ok.

I was booing at the tv Kaz. :hehe:
Hi. :wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

That disaster movie is a promo for BB. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Who got the wild card????

[Will.]

Who got the wild card????

that crap dancing boy group (A and D buzzer), and that crazy pyscho little girl

[Johnnyuk123]

that crap dancing boy group (A and D buzzer), and that crazy pyscho little girl


Boy bland and the kids name is??

[Johnnyuk123]

I want a group to audition using the name.... Bag Ash It.:hehe:

[Will.]

Boy bland and the kids name is??

cant remember, the blond young who's walks around the stage with a sword

[Johnnyuk123]

UDI are very good.

[Johnnyuk123]

What does UDI stand for? Under D Influence?

[Will.]

I really like UDI

[Johnnyuk123]

They better not buzz anyone tonight. :nono:

[Will.]

They better not buzz anyone tonight. :nono:

Have they ever buzzed on a final? Only started watching but properly last year

[Johnnyuk123]

Have they ever buzzed on a final? Only started watching but properly last year

Not sure, Kaz might know. Kaz has anyone ever been buzzed in the finals??

[Will.]

Thanks! Simon clearly dislikes UDI

[Jamesy]

Great performance from UDI, I quite like the act

[arista]

OK

but not the Winners

[Johnnyuk123]

They were good but like arista said, not the winners.

[Johnnyuk123]

Amanda's got the rack out again.:cheer2:

[Johnnyuk123]

I like the Neals but there not the winners for me. Might do well though.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dad looks nervous. awww

[arista]

I like the Neals but there not the winners for me. Might do well though.


Bang On Right

[Marc]

:yuk:

This act gives me diabetes

[Jamesy]

Don't think any act so far is winner material

[Will.]

Simon doesn't like them, the family pics on the screen are not needed

[Johnnyuk123]

Bang On Right

If they performed at the local bingo hall they would walk it. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

They might place top 5 with the pensioners vote.

[Will.]

Judges weren't keen on it by the looks of it

[Johnnyuk123]

I can see Simon Cowell signing them up but only if they lose the old bloke.

[Kazanne]

Not sure, Kaz might know. Kaz has anyone ever been buzzed in the finals??

I don't think so Johnny,not as I remember,but of course I am probably wrong.:hehe:

[Will.]

thought he said the whole lgbt community is amazing, whoops!

[Will.]

I don't think so Johnny,not as I remember,but of course I am probably wrong.:hehe:

Thanks Kaz! :)

[hijaxers]

I can see Simon Cowell signing them up but only if they lose the old bloke.

oh Johnny that old blokes their daddy

[Will.]

oh hear come the worst boy band

[hijaxers]

Anyone called boy band deserves shooting

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't think so Johnny,not as I remember,but of course I am probably wrong.:hehe:

Well it was worth asking. :wavey: I can't remember anyone being buzzed either. If anyone in here knows let us know please.

[Johnnyuk123]

The fifth element movie as a dance?

[Will.]

I like the whole fire, water etc theme in the act but just not the act

[Johnnyuk123]

Shirts are off for the girlie vote. lol

[Will.]

That was actually terrible

[Johnnyuk123]

Some of them need fake tan me thinks.

[hijaxers]

unimpressed

[Jamesy]

I can already hear the teenage girls getting ready to tap away at their phones to vote

[Kazanne]

Thanks Kaz! :)

:thumbs:

[Jamesy]

It was ok but meh, another act that won't win. We need a winner act to come along

[Johnnyuk123]

I can already hear the teenage girls getting ready to tap away at their phones to vote

Lets hope mums and dads across the uk have a lock on the phone.

[arista]

Shirts are off for the girlie vote. lol


Bang On Right

again

You Are

[LukeB]

Simon speaking the truth :clap1:

[Jamesy]

Lets hope mums and dads across the uk have a lock on the phone.

Hope so :fc:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Simon putting a spoke in the wheel

[Johnnyuk123]

Bang On Right

again

You Are

If they performed just after 9pm their undies would have been off too. lol

[Kazanne]

If they performed just after 9pm their undies would have been off too. lol

That girls name is Jessie Jay McPartland Johnny she is on soon

[hijaxers]

OMG the awful little girl with a loud mouth and a sword - think i'll wash up

[Johnnyuk123]

That girls name is Jessie Jay McPartland Johnny she is on soon

Thanks Kaz, i will go google her name to remind me who she is. :wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh it's that little irish girl who shouts a lot. I hate her. :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Danny i think beat her the other night. Danny the impressionist. I like him.

[hijaxers]

Oh it's that little irish girl who shouts a lot. I hate her. :hehe:

yeah God damm awful is being polite eh ! :joker::joker:

[Will.]

Someone just tweeted watching BGT, what time does it finish?

Why doesn't she just look on her TV

[Johnnyuk123]

OMG the awful little girl with a loud mouth and a sword - think i'll wash up

She might turn on the crowd if she gets placed last. Someone on production make sure you take that sword from her before the votes are announced.

[The Penguin]

Someone just tweeted watching BGT, what time does it finish?

Why doesn't she just look on her TV

maybe she's thick?

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm gonna count how many times she screams/shouts.

[LukeB]

Awr that girl crying :(

[Johnnyuk123]

So it would so it would.

[The Penguin]

This would have been a great skill in the 13th century.

[Will.]

Probably! She looks like a blond haired version of the little girl from Monster Inc

[Johnnyuk123]

Probably! She looks like a blond haired version of the little girl from Monster Inc

She reminds me of Chucky!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/chuckychildsplay/images/f/f0/228px-Childs-play-chucky.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121231031659

[Will.]

lol

[arista]

She reminds me of Chucky!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/chuckychildsplay/images/f/f0/228px-Childs-play-chucky.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121231031659


That was a Great Film

[The Penguin]

Those are some lame ninjas.

[LukeB]

amazing :clap1:

[hijaxers]

She reminds me of Chucky!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/chuckychildsplay/images/f/f0/228px-Childs-play-chucky.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121231031659

I hate her

[Will.]

Did you like Curse of Chucky Arista?

[Johnnyuk123]

Imagine what she's like in the local shop when you say no you can't have those sweets. lol

[arista]

Did you like Curse of Chucky Arista?


Its OK

[Kazanne]

she looks like a child version od Ashleigh Coyle

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon promoting child killers. lol

[Will.]

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/6f12fe6b3aa6d9536b3a453ed487ced77fdc908d/c=0-86-1342-1095&r=x383&c=540x380/local/-/media/USATODAY/None/2014/10/04/1412447705001-XXX-ANNABELLE-MOV-JY-2961--67725108.JPG

Jessie J is that you?

[arista]

She will not Win

[Johnnyuk123]

She will not Win

She might win back stage on the BGT tombola.

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on Danny boy, you had me in tears laughing the other night. :dance::dance::dance:

[Jamesy]

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/6f12fe6b3aa6d9536b3a453ed487ced77fdc908d/c=0-86-1342-1095&r=x383&c=540x380/local/-/media/USATODAY/None/2014/10/04/1412447705001-XXX-ANNABELLE-MOV-JY-2961--67725108.JPG

Jessie J is that you?

looks more like iggy azalea tbh :laugh:

[Will.]

What is up with these girl friend who is so supportive sob storied this year!

[Jamesy]

Am I the only one that doesn't find this guy that funny? He's not the best impressionist this show has had

[Johnnyuk123]

lololol if you were both single i'd still be single. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Frough keyhole. lol

[Will.]

Big Brother promotion on bgt

[Johnnyuk123]

hahaha he is so good.lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Taking the piss out of ant n dec. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Danny! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Will.]

Ant and Dec need replacing

[Kazanne]

He was great ,about time we had a decent impressionist

[Jamesy]

If Big Brother gets good ratings tonight we know who to thank :laugh:

[The Penguin]

I liked the Dara impression.

[arista]

He was great ,about time we had a decent impressionist


Yes OK

but not the winner

[Jamesy]

I like some of his impressions but some of them really fall flat for me

[Johnnyuk123]

He was great ,about time we had a decent impressionist

It takes a lot to make me lol but he makes me laugh. He did great!

[Will.]

Yep, hopefully people might be intrigued by BB now

[Marsh.]

Was that an attempt at humour or were they both suffering with migraines this afternoon?

[Will.]

Thought Callum would be on latter

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon will big this guy up even if he sings flat all the way through this performance. Pound signs is all he see's sadly.

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh no. oops

[Will.]

Think Simon fancies Calum, only reason why he is obsessed with him

[Jamesy]

Oops, made a bit of a feck up there didn't he

[Will.]

What is up with this, so many mistakes

[Johnnyuk123]

Oops, made a bit of a feck up there didn't he

Simon will forgive him for sure.

[Jamesy]

He better not be praised for this version of 'Diamonds' either, Josef Salvat did it better

[Johnnyuk123]

He's a very good singer but not my winner.

[Will.]

haha Simon isn't standing lol

[The Penguin]

I bet this mother********* wins

[hijaxers]

Callum cocked up !

[Johnnyuk123]

Stop with the bullshyte Simon. He messed up.

[Kazanne]

I liked him,and Simon did pull him up on his mistakes

[Will.]

his voice was dreadful

[The Penguin]

WHY should someone win who messed up when nobody else messed up?! WHY?

[hijaxers]

I liked him,and Simon did pull him up on his mistakes

Can't mistakes in front of the Royals though

[Kazanne]

WHY should someone win who messed up when nobody else messed up?! WHY?

He hasn't won yet.:shrug:

[Jamesy]

It's a shame these acts that had brilliant auditions have had very sub-par performances tonight

[Johnnyuk123]

He messed up or was it a calculated mistake to sweep up the sympathy votes????

[Jamesy]

WHY should someone win who messed up when nobody else messed up?! WHY?

I doubt he will win after that tbh. It was too messy for viewers to ignore it and vote

[Kazanne]

Can't mistakes in front of the Royals though

Well mistakes can be rectified,so I am sure whoever wins will try not to make any

[Johnnyuk123]

I want the dogs to win.

[Johnnyuk123]

And if those dogs mess up tonight live on stage they will still get my vote.

[hijaxers]

I want the dogs to win.

What Amanda and Alesha :joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

What Amanda and Alesha :joker::joker::joker:

No the two bitches Simon and David. :joker:

[Will.]

The queen would be missed if he messed up

[Will.]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/13/1386939880855/Queen-Elizabeth-II-008.jpg

If Calum messed up at the royal variety performance, the queen would go into carnage mode

[Johnnyuk123]

I am now asking myself has the queen ever picked up the corgis shyte? :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Not here for 300 mediocre singers.

[Marsh.]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/13/1386939880855/Queen-Elizabeth-II-008.jpg

If Calum messed up at the royal variety performance, the queen would go into carnage mode

"orrf with his head!"

[Will.]

The queens a massive fan of BGT, she has a final party with all the old bags
http://s60.radikal.ru/i169/1111/f1/18c5c2b4bd99.jpg

[hijaxers]

Not here for 300 mediocre singers.

Oh Johnny they singing Leonards song - he makes me drip

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh Johnny they singing Leonards song - he makes me drip

:joker::joker::joker::wavey:

[hijaxers]

it makes me laugh everyoneone sings like its religious - its about SEX

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon stop with the bullshyte.

[Will.]

are there 80 singers?

[Johnnyuk123]

If he had said and thank you to Amanda for the rack i would throw a few votes his way.

[Will.]

Tonights final summed up really so far:

http://memecrunch.com/meme/7HJGS/angry-queen/image.gif?w=499&c=1

[Johnnyuk123]

Tonights final summed up really so far:

http://memecrunch.com/meme/7HJGS/angry-queen/image.gif?w=499&c=1

One finger is up Simon and the other up David... and they are enjoying it. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

These dad dancers are great but they won't win.

[Will.]

old farts grooving:


http://media.tumblr.com/453647e8b512d3c391c9dcf3aeec52e0/tumblr_inline_mwqv5uSEbc1rom0i2.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

That guy has a packed lunch for sure.

[The Penguin]

This isn't very impressive.

[Johnnyuk123]

This isn't very impressive.

It is impressive cos 3 have colostomy bags and the other two are in their 80's.

[Will.]

meh!!!

[Drew.]

WINNERS!!!!!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

I like them.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dec's forehead is catching up to Ants. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't like this magician at all.

[Will.]

I like his tricks but don't like him at all

[Johnnyuk123]

a quick google search show how it is done. lol

[The Penguin]

That was pretty good. Don't know how he done it.

[Marsh.]

I'd be more impressed if he'd let Alesha take out the bag and cut the lemon. He obviously did something when he took the lemon out himself.

[hijaxers]

I like his tricks but don't like him at all

He's such a groveller

[Johnnyuk123]

I just don't like the guy.

[Kazanne]

LOL,you lot of old misery guts,do you actually like anyone,lol,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

LOL,you lot of old misery guts,do you actually like anyone,lol,lol

I hate em all Kaz. lol

[Kazanne]

Darcy Oake was better and cute,lol

[Kizzy]

magic and choirs?... the queen will want to see the dancing older blokes.

[Jamesy]

He executes the tricks very well but this is all very basic stuff. His act tonight would cost you £20 to buy online and learn within a few weeks

Although magic is more about the entertainment value and execution, which he did very well

[Vanessa]

How the hell did he do that? :conf:

[Will.]

its so obvious how he did that, he got Alesha signature and wrote it on a separate note and put it in the lemon before the show

[Kazanne]

I hate em all Kaz. lol

:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Darcy Oake was better and cute,lol

Being cute is not a talent you know. :joker:

[Marsh.]

magic and choirs?... the queen will want to see the dancing older blokes.

"Ooh, look at the arse on that one Camilla..."

[Johnnyuk123]

And those doves have pressed charges. lol

[Marc]

HE deserves to win

[Johnnyuk123]

Issac is great, top 3 for sure.

[Vanessa]

Isaac. :love:

[Kazanne]

Being cute is not a talent you know. :joker:

It is when your after votes :joker::joker: just kidding

[The Penguin]

"Ooh, look at the arse on that one Camilla..."

She doesn't talk to Camilla. She'd be more like "one of them looks more feminine than your wife Charles".

[Johnnyuk123]

It is when your after votes :joker::joker: just kidding

Do you like Issac Kaz? I think he is so talented.:wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Just piano and vocal. Great stuff i love it.

[Kazanne]

Do you like Issac Kaz? I think he is so talented.:wavey:

Yes,really like him,but his little bro pisses me off:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes,really like him,but his little bro pisses me off:joker::joker:

I don't like the sappy bro he's my hero line at all but Issac is pure raw talent and so so young.

[hijaxers]

Just piano and vocal. Great stuff i love it.

Cocked up tonight sadly not good enough - Simon wants him big time

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon will sign Issac and rinse him then drop him.

[Johnnyuk123]

Cocked up tonight sadly not good enough - Simon wants him big time

Simon only wants acts to win that he can see pound signs in.

[Beetlejuice]

Wouldn't surprise me if Calum wins on a sympathy vote with Jamie Raven the runner up. None of the other acts stand out at all.

[hijaxers]

Simon will sign Issac and rinse him then drop him.

Ooh yer not wrong there Johnny

[Jamesy]

Issac is good but nothing more

[Johnnyuk123]

Top 3 in no order at all for me are... Danny, Issac and Matisse.

[The Penguin]

My laptop is way too hot.

[Johnnyuk123]

I've got my two terriers sat either side of me to watch the dog perform.:joker:

[hijaxers]

My laptop is way too hot.

So are my pants :joker::joker:

[Beetlejuice]

I hope a bloody dog act doesn't win. Pudsey was great and the girl was likeable. Not feeling this act at all

[The Penguin]

I've got my two terriers sat either side of me to watch the dog perform.:joker:

Dogs like seeing themselves represented on TV.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dogs like seeing themselves represented on TV.

One will bark at the screen whilst the other will snore right next to me.:joker:

[The Penguin]

So are my pants :joker::joker:

You should take them off.

[hijaxers]

Dogs like seeing themselves represented on TV.

My partners a postie and all week he's been delivering those dogs that say Oh Yess and they talk in the parcels

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on Matisse! :dance::dance::dance:

[arista]

I hope a bloody dog act doesn't win. Pudsey was great and the girl was likeable. Not feeling this act at all


It may win

[Johnnyuk123]

hahahahahas

[The Penguin]

Great Escape! I like that music A LOT!

[Johnnyuk123]

He nicked the sausages. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

amazing!

[Kazanne]

My dogs loving this last act,LOL,he's watching so intently,LOL,wish you could see him

[Johnnyuk123]

My dogs loving this last act,LOL

My dog Ghyll is loving this!

[Johnnyuk123]

awwww only 3 legs. awwww

[LukeB]

WINNER!!!!!!!

[Beetlejuice]

The dog is amazing. But I don't like the woman at all

[Johnnyuk123]

Stunning performance!!!!

[Kazanne]

My dog Ghyll is loving this!

Mine is actually whimpering,lol

[Will.]

loved it! They should win

[Marsh.]

So much better than the overrated Pudsey. :clap2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Mine is actually whimpering,lol

David is fake crying. lol

[hijaxers]

My dogs loving this last act,LOL,he's watching so intently,LOL,wish you could see him

One of mine ran up to the screen

[Lostie!]

That was brilliant. Beautiful dogs. :flutter:

[Will.]

They saved the best for last

[Beetlejuice]

Getting the dog to walk on those ropes seemed very dodgy to me. Didn't like that, impressive though it was.

[Johnnyuk123]

The dog that won the other year was great but this one is so much better. So so talented.

[Kazanne]

Those dogs love that woman

[Vanessa]

Winner! This was amazing! :amazed::flutter:

[The Penguin]

This was the best one. Great music choice too.

[Johnnyuk123]

It is very difficult to train any dog, hats off to her for doing that!

[Kazanne]

One of mine ran up to the screen

Aw,they are funny when they do that:wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Winner! This was amazing! :amazed::flutter:

Yes Vanessa the best one tonight!:wavey:

[Kazanne]

My heart belongs to the doggies

[Will.]

giving my 5 votes to Jules O'Dwyer & Martisse

[Lostie!]

I love how affectionate these dogs are too, Matisse always jumps up to people. :flutter: :love:

[Beetlejuice]

You like watching a dog trying to walk on a pair of ropes? God, if he fell and got his feet caught that would have been horrendous

[Johnnyuk123]

The dogs deserve to win.

[Vanessa]

Matisse to win! :cheer2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Matisse to win! :cheer2:

And to finish the night off Matisse does a No2 live on stage! :joker:

[The Penguin]

You like watching a dog trying to walk on a pair of ropes? God, if he fell and got his feet caught that would have been horrendous

I don't hear the canine complaining.

[Johnnyuk123]

I still want Danny to be top 5. I think he will and after the show he will do well too.

[Lostie!]

Got my 5 votes in for Jules and Matisse (and Skippy!). :love:

[Beetlejuice]

I don't hear the canine complaining.

I'd vote for it if it did.

[Amy Jade]

Who were the wildcard?

[LukeB]

gave 5 votes to the dog

[Johnnyuk123]

Who were the wildcard?

The chucky irish screaming girl so it is so it is. And boy bland.

[Amy Jade]

Wait what mistake did he make?

Sorry to ask questions I've only remembered this was on

[The Penguin]

It's between the magician and the dog.

[Amy Jade]

The chucky irish screaming girl so it is so it is.

Really? where were the amazing choir?