Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb Discussion 10PM Sunday 31st May

[arista]

Starts as
the Final BGT ends



Marc - Swear Away its a 10PM show
you dirty bugger
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[fitz2k2]

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[fitz2k2]

how come its not at 9?

[mrmattybeck1]

how come its not at 9?
Ratings juggernaut bgt is on

[waterhog]

BB has so much more talent as we can see in the above pic

[Beso]

Is that nurseys hoop?

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Amy Jade]

Ready for The Jade Show

[Drew.]

Right then, Big Marc round 2

[Jay.]

the irish guys face makes me so annoyed

[LukeB]

did he just show his willy :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Love a bit of male nudity but can ugly Mark please put it away, his tans rubbed off his ass cheeks :vom:

[Xtopher]

Why can't Danny get naked

[FacelessME]

Another awesome episode tonight. And did I see one of the blokes pull their pants down? UGH! I was promised full frontal nudity and I thought it was gunna come from Harry. Shame!!

[JTM45]

Please give Jade her wish and send her home!!!

[LukeB]

Why can't Danny get naked

someone's thirsty :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

I am not watching this pile of scripted shyte, only going off the few committed BB fans posting in here. I am watching countdown repeats right now. Vordermann has just spelt the word k hunt. lol

[Jake.]

Marc and Showbiz Si :worship:

[Lostie!]

Marc needs to **** off. I'm bored of him now.

[Jay.]

simon really is bald

[reece(:]

Here for a Nick and Joel double eviccie

[LukeB]

simon really is bald

that is brand new information

[Jay.]

Here for a Nick and Joel double eviccie

no reece, no </3

[fitz2k2]

marc to win

[Lostie!]

I love Sam. :love:

[LukeB]

showbiz returned and he has been dull :joker:

[Jay.]

'i get along with everybody' lmfao obviously

[Richkingretro]

Marc really is some evil leprechaun

[Kazanne]

Marc really talks quick

[Amy Jade]

clock him Harry

[Richkingretro]

Chloe stockholme syndrome as I said

[Jay.]

'i think he's got a hard on for drama'

death

[reece(:]

no reece, no </3
They are borin meeee

[Jamesy]

"He was probably jerking off all night that Danny got in his face"

:joker:

[YourLAEx]

Nick and Joel are always in the bath

[LukeB]

'i think he's got a hard on for drama'

death

:joker:

and nick is apparently boring :joker:

[Richkingretro]

Jade looking hot walking like a model

[hijaxers]

the irish guys face makes me so annoyed

his teeth seem dislocated . they need a little knock back into place

[Amy Jade]

Jade strutting around is hilarious

[Amy Jade]

Simon shut up you irrel twat

[YourLAEx]

Errm what happened to Cristian's voice

[Jay.]

my god is cristian talking?

is this, is this actually happening rn?

[Richkingretro]

Marc belongs in jail with his type of people he is gross

[LukeB]

my god is cristian talking?

is this, is this actually happening rn?

as well as sniffing his socks?

[YourLAEx]

Wtf does Chloe have on her head

[Amy Jade]

Cristian smeling the crotch of his pants urghhhh gross

[fitz2k2]

I want 4 new hosuemates in the final

[Jamesy]

Not sure what I'm more curious about, Chloe's hair style of what those god awful trousers are

[Jay.]

harry is honestly trash

[FacelessME]

FANTASTIC!!

[Vanessa]

No one likes Marc, not even the newbies. :joker:

[YourLAEx]

Joel screen time whoop

[Richkingretro]

Marc is the new caesar the geezer

[Marsh.]

as well as sniffing his socks?

:joker:

[Vanessa]

I know he's an asshole, but i kind of like Marc. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Joel screen time whoop

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96069_6.gif

[hijaxers]

my god is cristian talking?

is this, is this actually happening rn?

Yes i can see his nuts shrinking with every word

[JTM45]

Joel answering himself with his own question!
What an idiot.

[Kazanne]

I know he's an asshole, but i kind of like Marc. :laugh:

I like him BECAUSE he is an arsehole,LOL,he is livening them up

[Vanessa]

Even Cristian doesn't like Marc. oh dear. :tongue:

[JTM45]

Marc's not bothering me in the slightest!
At least he's woken them up a bit.

[bots]

I like him BECAUSE he is an arsehole,LOL,he is livening them up

yep, its a similar reason i like jade :laugh:

[Vanessa]

I like him BECAUSE he is an arsehole,LOL,he is livening them up

Shame he won't last long in there.

[Kazanne]

Even Cristian doesn't like Marc. oh dear. :tongue:

he said "he sounds like a dickhead",sounds like he is listening to Jade too much,he needs to find out himself.

[Amy Jade]

Even Cristian doesn't like Marc. oh dear. :tongue:

He'll be nice to him though because he's got no balls. Only confronts female housemates

[Vanessa]

he said "he sounds like a dickhead",sounds like he is listening to Jade too much,he needs to find out himself.

He is a dickhead to be fair. :laugh:

[JTM45]

All that money spent on surgery and Kellie Maloney still sounds like a right geezer!

[Jay.]

vom

[Jay.]

so common

[LukeB]

lol at cristian

[Vanessa]

cristian doesn't look impressed! lol :joker:

[reece(:]

Welp Jack peeping at ha

[JTM45]

so common

She's her own person. She's not doing any harm to anyone!

Why you so bothered by her ?:shrug:

[LukeB]

cristian doesn't look impressed! lol :joker:

he was staring at harry

[Jay.]

well i quite like simon :omgno:

[Richkingretro]

Marc calling her a slag

Bully watch 2015

[Jay.]

marc doesn't think it's okay to call people a slag, yet it's okay to shout across the room @ chloe, about having an sti test?

[Jay.]

joel :clap1::clap1:

[Lostie!]

Joel :laugh:

[LukeB]

I love joel :joker:

[Richkingretro]

"Hope for the worst pray for the best" ������

[Amy Jade]

I agree with Harry, being called a slag doesn't bother me either. I know it's not true so who cares what people I dont care about think of me

[hijaxers]

i'd like to ask when they're leaving

[Jamesy]

I actually don't mind Simon so far ew

[Kazanne]

Marc calling her a slag

Bully watch 2015

bet shes been called worse

[JTM45]

Jade.....do you think your parents are proud of you ?
I certainly wouldn't be!

[fitz2k2]

wow that was ****ed up jade

[Jay.]

think that's the first time he's said it this episode?

[Amy Jade]

Ugly Mark trying to drag gorgeous Jade lol

[MB.]

Is it an electric chair?

[Vanessa]

She looks like an extra from Lord of the rings. :laugh2:

[Richkingretro]

Marc insulting girls again

Bully watch 2015

[Jay.]

omg i think simon may be one of my faves

[Kizzy]

I'm feeling very maternal over Harry, found out today she was homeless as a teen :(

[reece(:]

Not extra from LOTR

[reece(:]

Joel's closest shot to ever getting into politics

[JTM45]

Not extra from LOTR

Jade doesn't look good enough to be an extra from LOTR!!!

[Jake.]

wonder if there isn't anything Cristian finds condescending...

[Drew.]

Showbiz :joker:

[Lostie!]

Omg Simon, what a bitch :laugh:

[DigitalSid]

Sam's accent is a weird welsh-scottish hybrid.

[Amy Jade]

Leave then Simon you peice of ****

[Jay.]

wonder if there isn't anything Cristian finds condescending...

:joker:

[Richkingretro]

Bottom line Simon and Marc are not nice people

[JTM45]

Sam's accent is a weird welsh-scottish hybrid.

I just noticed that.

She lives in Cardiff and she's Scottish so i guess it makes sense.

[bots]

you tell him Sam:laugh:

[Jay.]

joel :flutter:

[Richkingretro]

Joel doing good job

[Kazanne]

Shame that is all harriet has to offer

[LukeB]

tits

[Amy Jade]

I really like Harry, she seems like a fun girl and she isn't afraid to say what she thinks

[Richkingretro]

I like Harry she is dim but nice

[Shaun]

Harry's making me consider Biannca as being a good housemate

Bit dull really

[LukeB]

Nick :joker:

[Drew.]

These new housemates are mental

[Richkingretro]

This is a car wreck lol

[MB.]

Harry and Sam giving me Aaron and Joel teas

[Legend killer]

Cristian's facial expressions>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Jay.]

is she saying that her only asset is her tits? nobody would tune in for her personality then?

[bots]

i hate to admit this, but I'm sure I have seen Sam somewhere before :omgno:

[Jamesy]

Eileen's face :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

piss off Simon

[fitz2k2]

lmaoooooooo harry I love her

[reece(:]

Love Harry

[Kazanne]

God this girl is hard work

[Lostie!]

Danny shushing people again. He really does think it's his house, doesn't he? :umm2:

[hijaxers]

And its good to be different. You go girl.

WOW she's stunningly different - NOT

[Xtopher]

This is fantastic

[Jay.]

why does simon look so red there?

[Richkingretro]

Love Harry

Yes me also

[DigitalSid]

Didn't Simon just criticise the others for the exact same thing?

[Amy Jade]

All the people saying Simon would save the show and he's blubbing in the diary room the day after entering haha

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So Adjoa was hated for talking about pussy all the time can this one be hated for talking about tits all the time?

[Vanessa]

Cristan face when Harry lifted her dress up! LOL :laugh2:

[hijaxers]

why does simon look so red there?

its an STD he caught off Jack

[LukeB]

All the people saying Simon would save the show and he's blubbing in the diary room the day after entering haha

and he hasn't brought anything so far

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

**** sake you crying already.

[Amy Jade]

So Simon can dish it ouut but can't take it back haha

[reece(:]

Simon's fake breakdown :joker:

[ThriceShy]

Harry is a proper butterface.

Great body but her face is 3/10.

[armand.kay]

Screaming at how obviously fake simons breakdown is.

[Vanessa]

Didn't Simon just criticise the others for the exact same thing?

He's a hypocrite. :nono:

[Amy Jade]

and he hasn't brought anything so far

tears and boredom

[Kizzy]

Fakedown.....

[bots]

So Adjoa was hated for talking about pussy all the time can this one be hated for talking about tits all the time?

If its constant, it will soon get boring

[LukeB]

So Adjoa was hated for talking about pussy all the time can this one be hated for talking about tits all the time?

well she isn't popular

[Vanessa]

and he hasn't brought anything so far

I hate the way he goes on about the old housemates. He says it all the time and it's getting boring. :sleep:

[Black Dagger]

tears and boredom

Your favourite offered so much during her time in the show <\3

[Richkingretro]

Marc is a STD

[Shaun]

when Simon cries I cry x

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

If its constant, it will soon get boring

It's boring already.

[LukeB]

tears and boredom

I forgot he was there sometimes tbqh

[bots]

It's boring already.

i tend to agree

[Kazanne]

So Adjoa was hated for talking about pussy all the time can this one be hated for talking about tits all the time?

But C'mon is that really what we want to hear all the time,it's boring to some,we want to hear good conversations and good old banter.the blokes aren't on about cocks all the time.these girls should have more to offer

[armand.kay]

lol marc

[FacelessME]

WOW she's stunningly different - NOT

B4 the new HM came in, the house was a bit stale, was it. I hated the Friday twist but it's all coming good, right? Whats wrong with a bit of house totty and an arrogant prick to stir up the ****? C'MON EVERYBODY!!

[LukeB]

he is right about Jack tbh

[bots]

jack's face is a picture of happiness :laugh:

[armand.kay]

Marq clock ha :clap1:

[Jake.]

Marc :joker:

[Drew.]

:joker: jesus christ, it's all too easy for Marc

[FacelessME]

LOL @ Jack and Marc. :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Marc > Jack.

[DigitalSid]

Jack about to give himself a heart attack.

[armand.kay]

screaming ddd

[LukeB]

Marc stealing the show again :worship:

[Kazanne]

LOL,he's even woke Jack up,

[armand.kay]

Lmao the baby face :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I've seen Jade's modeling pics lol

[Kazanne]

Jades gone very red

[Lostie!]

"My mother's a woman" omg :joker:

[armand.kay]

Marc is just chatting **** for the sake of it :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Yes get him Harry!

[Lostie!]

Marc backpedalling, he did make the comment Chloe's referring to.

[reece(:]

Harrys drag :clap1:

[bots]

well done chloe

[armand.kay]

lol they're making things up now

[Jay.]

good on chloe tbh :clap1::clap1:

[Shaun]

Chloe :clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

But C'mon is that really what we want to hear all the time,it's boring to some,we want to hear good conversations and good old banter.the blokes aren't on about cocks all the time.these girls should have more to offer

I want to see equal amount of hate for Harry.

[Amy Jade]

Mark did say Cristian has shagged Chloe when Chloe was sitting at the table

[fitz2k2]

marc spilling the tea!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jake.]

Marc > Jack.

not even close

[bots]

lol they're making things up now

he did make the semen comment

[reece(:]

welp @ pumping the semen

[lewis111]

ugh Jack He's there to entertain and not just sit there, breathe an turn down cars

[hijaxers]

What a lying oily heap of shyte he is

[Kazanne]

I want to see equal amount of hate for Harry.

Well I don't like her,:joker:

[Jay.]

i really like nick's hair

[armand.kay]

lol they are so lame

[Richkingretro]

Nick is so smart

[Jake.]

i really like nick's hair

simon's looks nice as well

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Well I don't like her,:joker:

You're in the good books. :dance:

[Lostie!]

i really like nick's hair

Shocked.

[Kazanne]

he did make the semen comment

I never heard that tbh,I did hear him say to Chloe about the STD,but nothing about semen.

[Amy Jade]

lol they're making things up now

He did say the semen thing.

Yesterday when Mark said Chloe was sitting like she was praying he said she was pregnant and then she was like what? and he said Cristian had 'pumped her with cum' - that's why Chloe brought up her bf

[Drew.]

Cheer up uncle Si

[reece(:]

Ew @ killing with kindness, not here 4 it

[Mullens123]

Semen comment was made... It was the first thing I remember him saying

[reece(:]

Lmao the fake break down

[bots]

I never heard that tbh,I did hear him say to Chloe about the STD,but nothing about semen.

it came before if you will pardon the expression:joker:

[Jay.]

simon has REALLY grown on me this episode omg

[Richkingretro]

Sounds fake

[Jamesy]

"I can't be mr showbiz 24 hours a day"

thank **** for that

[Jay.]

i love ASMR

[Jake.]

Dry those tears Si

[Richkingretro]

Jacks ass

[Kazanne]

it came before if you will pardon the expression:joker:

:joker::joker::joker: Be careful:laugh:

[RichardG]

Simon trying to get sympathy votes??

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nobody asked you to come back. don't start crying for crying out loud

[armand.kay]

He did say the semen thing.

Yesterday when Mark said Chloe was sitting like she was praying he said she was pregnant and then she was like what? and he said Cristian had 'pumped her with cum' - that's why Chloe brought up her bf

oh welp.

[Richkingretro]

Is it wrong to want to see Harry's breasts again

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jacks ass
is huge init? and shapely too

[Jay.]

ergh and now i like harry

[Jamesy]

Jack :omgno:

[armand.kay]

Eww jack :yuk:

[armand.kay]

kill it

[bots]

not here for jackass

[Richkingretro]

is huge init? and shapely too

I thought he was breathing out of it at one point

[Kazanne]

not here for jackass

Where's my bloody bike,lol

[reece(:]

Welp Jack sleeping on a coat hanger

[Jay.]

jealous of his ass tbh

[Kazanne]

I thought he was breathing out of it at one point

tut,tut,dont be a bully

[JTM45]

That view of Jack isn't good!

[Richkingretro]

tut,tut,dont be a bully

It was an honest mistake anyone could make

[bots]

Where's my bloody bike,lol

lol ... its just all too much ... i think this is going to be a good highlight week

[Amy Jade]

Jack reminds me of Bubbles Devere

[Richkingretro]

That view of Jack isn't good!

That's his good side

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I thought he was breathing out of it at one point

what you mean farting?

[Legend killer]

Jacks ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thick , tight and solid

[Kazanne]

lol ... its just all too much ... i think this is going to be a good highlight week

:laugh:Yes it has got better

[armand.kay]

Omg yas rupaul coming to the uk

[bots]

the show has just got more life about it, and its not so contrived today

[Vanessa]

i don't agree with Marc there. Cristian is being himself. Of course BB hates nice people in there. They only like the assholes. :idc:

[armand.kay]

dafuq is true tv?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jack reminds me of Bubbles Devere

Jack reminds me of the fat one in every kids movies since 1980.

[Shaun]

virgin media don't get trutv </3

[hijaxers]

Is it wrong to want to see Harry's breasts again

It's not wrong - just bloody pathetic

[Jay.]

Jack reminds me of Bubbles Devere

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

This Comedy Central show looks brilliant doesn't it

[FacelessME]

Aww look was Jack crying.

Did anyone see the evil look on Marc's face when he was asking Jack why he's in the BB house? Had me in stitches, the *****ing wind up merchant. I'm loving it so far.

[Jamesy]

We all know who Jack really reminds us of

https://www.diamondlighthouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chocolate-eating-kid.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/5/15/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21754-1368645789-2_preview.gif

https://connect.secure.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/111/00001085f/8df6/Chocolate-makes-the-perfect-disguise.gif

[Vanessa]

Marc will be gone soon anyway. He will be nominated by everyone there.

[Jay.]

:umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Omg yas rupaul coming to the uk

Freview:
Channel 68
Channel 69 (+1)
Freesat Channel 154
Sky Channel 198

[reece(:]

Has Harry stole Bonnie's voicebox?

[Jay.]

he needs subtitles

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Richkingretro]

It's not wrong - just bloody pathetic

Sorry :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

We all know who Jack really reminds us of

https://www.diamondlighthouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chocolate-eating-kid.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/5/15/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21754-1368645789-2_preview.gif

https://connect.secure.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/111/00001085f/8df6/Chocolate-makes-the-perfect-disguise.gif

Definitely one of who I had in mind when I said he reminds me of the fat one in every kids movies since 1980. But have you seen what this kid looks like now? :shocked: