Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Mon. 1st June

[arista]

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Yes Marc - keep Flashing it.


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Last Night Tipsy Marc
put to bed.

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Yesterday Get Them Out


10PM tonight


Swear away and have
Fights and Fun.

[Vanessa]

D:

[JoshBB]

Hopefully I don't have to see his arse across my screen again :laugh:

not to go on about it, but I notice he's had it waxed. why? I thought he was only into the ladies.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hopefully I don't have to see his arse across my screen again :laugh:

not to go on about it, but I notice he's had it waxed. why? I thought he was only into the ladies.

he is a model and they like a smooth bum

[Marsh.]

Looks like he doesn't wipe his arse properly. ugh. The colour of boiled sh*te.

[bots]

Hopefully I don't have to see his arse across my screen again :laugh:

not to go on about it, but I notice he's had it waxed. why? I thought he was only into the ladies.

he probably suffers from dangle berries

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.harryamelia.co.uk/shop/image/cache/data/HarryAmelia_RedLingerie_2_A-500x500.jpg

[arista]

he is a model and they like a smooth bum


how nice

[arista]

On in under a hour

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[MB.]

"Sexually charged banter"

Eject Marcus

[Jack_]

Using 'banter' in the warning um :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here for the Marc show

[bots]

lol, she was naked in the bath

[Marsh.]

Nominations.... WITH A DIFFERENCE!

He says it like there's ever a normal week of noms. :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

I hate Mark even more for encouraging the bald twat to scream showbiz

[Lostie!]

"Sexually charged banter"

Eject Marcus

Using 'banter' in the warning um :umm2:

I know. :facepalm:

[DigitalSid]

Using 'banter' in the warning um :umm2:

It is an actual word, even if it has been appropriated as a slang term.

[bots]

at least we will get the result tonight rather than them dragging it 2 days

[Livia]

I've missed quite a bit of BB. This "Showbiz" bloke, is he the one who was evicted on launch night?

[Rob!]

Marc is literally the love child of Johnny Bravo and David Brent.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've missed quite a bit of BB. This "Showbiz" bloke, is he the one who was evicted on launch night?

The very one

[RichardG]

I've missed quite a bit of BB. This "Showbiz" bloke, is he the one who was evicted on launch night?

yes

the one we were assured would never be returning

:suspect:

[Amy Jade]

I've missed quite a bit of BB. This "Showbiz" bloke, is he the one who was evicted on launch night?

Yeah, they put it back in on friday

[bots]

:wavey: livia

[Rob!]

Nick backstabbing Jade :nono:

[Livia]

Oh dear... what a tool.

Hello bitontheside!

[fitz2k2]

nick is phony friend

[Crimson Dynamo]

She reminds me of a young lenny henry

[bots]

showbizz acting like he has never seen the show ... yeah right

[Marsh.]

I've missed quite a bit of BB. This "Showbiz" bloke, is he the one who was evicted on launch night?

They killed the series last Friday by evicting four and putting these four bell ends in.

[Jemal]

King cristian.

[Amy Jade]

Nick backstabbing Jade :nono:

Nick would throw acid in his mums face to win

[Jack_]

'Unless there's another twist'

lol at the casual shade

[Rob!]

I don't get why Nick bums Marc so much :umm2:

[Jay.]

nick and joel :clap1::clap1:

[Jemal]

Nick is getting tired of jade

[bots]

nick is going to lose this ... its great

[Jay.]

i swear jade wore the exact same clothes and hairstyle and did her eyebrows in the mirror, in the exact same way, a few weeks ago? :suspect:

[Kazanne]

It's a good job Marcs there,that's all they ever talk about and it beats talking about relationships

[Marsh.]

i swear jade wore the exact same clothes and hairstyle and did her eyebrows in the mirror, in the exact same way, a few weeks ago? :suspect:

Clock the editing.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not a drunk Irishman?

[bots]

It's a good job Marcs there,that's all they ever talk about and it beats talking about relationships

thank god for that

[Rob!]

"that's Marc" like a proud brother :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I don't get why Nick bums Marc so much :umm2:

He said in the bath last night he thinks Marc will be liked by the gbp for stirring it up so he's scrambling to get in his good graces

[Jay.]

eww at the irish guy :umm2:

[Livia]

Not a drunk Irishman?

said the Scot....

[Waynoo]

jacks dressing gown needs burning

[Marsh.]

said the Scot....

:joker:

[Jay.]

adverts 8 minutes in?

[DigitalSid]

"I've just been shaving my fanny" - Line of the series.

[Crimson Dynamo]

said the Scot....

They are worse as the potato makes them thirsty

[billy123]

Oh dear... what a tool.

Hello bitontheside!Welcome back. :wavey: Good to see you must be on the mend.

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooo marc

[Kazanne]

Quick lads,scramble for the front seats,LOL,LOL

[Livia]

They are worse as the potato makes them thirsty

Genuine lol.

[Rob!]

Harry really is Biannca ten years ago

[Amy Jade]

How long till she gets called a slag for daring to bath in the nude?

:bored:

[Livia]

Welcome back. :wavey: Good to see you must be on the mend.

Thanks bobnot x

[bots]

Quick lads,scramble for the front seats,LOL,LOL

holy crap ... breaking news, girl gets naked in the bath

[Kazanne]

said the Scot....

hello Livia,are you still sore?:wavey: hope your feeling a bit better

[rusticgal]

Livia...I have missed you..where you been?...

:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

holy crap ... breaking news, girl gets naked in the bath

I know right:laugh:

[Marsh.]

Shaving her pussy?

Adjoa is smashing through the camera runs...!

[Jack_]

How long till she gets called a slag for daring to bath in the nude?

:bored:

Before 10:20

[Rob!]

How long till she gets called a slag for daring to bath in the nude?

:bored:

Think people were saying that before the bath tbh

[Livia]

hello Livia,are you still sore?:wavey: hope your feeling a bit better

Got the morphine Kaz, so there's an upside! Thanks x

[billy123]

hello Livia,are you still sore?:wavey: hope your feeling a bit betterProbably just skiving off from tibb.

[fitz2k2]

why is she called a slag because shes naked shaving her pussy cat?geez gt a grip

[hijaxers]

holy crap ... breaking news, girl gets naked in the bath

Joke ain't it - Old hat more like and pretty pathetic to boot

[Richkingretro]

Nudity is natural I don't see the big fuss but I am recording just in case

[Kazanne]

How long till she gets called a slag for daring to bath in the nude?

:bored:

We all bath in the nude,nothing wrong with that,trouble with Harry she forgets to get dressed:joker:

[bots]

Shaving her pussy?


that was done on one of the early bb's, i remember seeing it :shocked:

[Calderyon]

Well, it´s quite hard to wash yourself with your clothes on.

[Jay.]

Shaving her pussy?

Adjoa is smashing through the camera runs...!

:joker:

[Rob!]

I wonder how many people will watch that Kellie documentary?

[Kazanne]

Probably just skiving off from tibb.

:laugh: having a bit of peace from the mayhem

[Lostie!]

These warnings are taking the piss this year.

[fitz2k2]

Nudity is natural I don't see the big fuss but I am recording just in case

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS and also we were all born naked.

[Marsh.]

that was done on one of the early bb's, i remember seeing it :shocked:

Amma. :joker: Whilst reading a book.

[Richkingretro]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS and also we were all born naked.

Marc was not as he was covered in a coat of slime

[Amy Jade]

We all bath in the nude,nothing wrong with that,trouble with Harry she forgets to get dressed:joker:

In her defense she's only got naked to bath and to sleep, she's not walking around nude or friggin herself with a wine bottle

[Jack_]

'Sexually charged banter' wtf does that even mean

MESS

[Jay.]

i think i voted sam and simon :clap1::clap1:

[Kazanne]

Got the morphine Kaz, so there's an upside! Thanks x

I'm jealous:laugh:

[Marsh.]

These warnings are taking the piss this year.

I suppose it covers them when the idiots complain to ofcom in that they were given sufficient warning if such material offends them.

[bots]

Amma. :joker: Whilst reading a book.

loool ... i'm not the only perv then :joker:

[Kazanne]

In her defense she's only got naked to bath and to sleep, she's not walking around nude or friggin herself with a wine bottle

Give her time :joker::joker:

[Rob!]

Harry not compiling with the showbiz bollocks :clap1:

[MB.]

What is a "nomination day"

[Jay.]

the gun shot noises...... lmao?

[bots]

nick starts shaking again ... thats weird

[Jamesy]

I would have voted Sam and Simon if I gave a feck about the poll, so good choice by those who voted

[Waynoo]

some take jacks gown off ffs

[Rob!]

Cristian :joker:

[Lostie!]

**** off, Simon.

Using his own logic, he should be the next target after Eileen.

[Amy Jade]

Boo that knob for wanting Eileen up for her age AGAIN

[Marsh.]

"Youngsters"

Not the oldest bloke using age as a lame reason too? :sleep: **** off Gross.

[Jamesy]

some take jacks gown off ffs

Take it off?

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:omgno:

[Babayaro.]

So does this mean we'll get a head to head eviction?

[Jay.]

living for nick

[smudgie]

Simon should be up next week rhen, going by his reasoning.

[DigitalSid]

Harry has lovely feet.

[lewis111]

ugh Jack get over It that was like 2 days ago now

[Amy Jade]

Jack's sly looks and beetroot face when Harry gets her boobs out

[Rob!]

Harry is so messy :joker:

[billy123]

some take jacks gown off ffsYou perv!!
Whatever floats your boat i suppose :thumbs2:

[fitz2k2]

no nick shes not naked u dumbass

[Marsh.]

I don't like a completely bald fanny. :think:

[Richkingretro]

I am glad she feels comfortable with her body

Women power and great role model

[Babayaro.]

Harry is overrated af

[Rob!]

Nick trying to get Harry thrown out? :fan:

[Amy Jade]

Nick picking his nose. Lovely.

[lewis111]

At least Harry's staying true to her VT and it wasn't all lies

[Jay.]

I don't like a completely bald fanny. :think:

i do tbh

[smudgie]

Well, hubby approves.
oh yes very nice says he:joker:

[Kazanne]

Jack's sly looks and beetroot face when Harry gets her boobs out

he's a young guy,if its there they will look

[Rob!]

I don't like a completely bald fanny. :think:

Marsh thirsty for bush?

[Marsh.]

I am glad she feels comfortable with her body

Women power and great role model

HYPOCRITE! http://i.imgur.com/7U2cz9Zs.jpg

[DigitalSid]

I presume Marc means tit.

[Jamesy]

Tbf if you've got it flaunt it

[Jay.]

is cristian talking again? wow twice in 4 days i can't believe my ears

[Richkingretro]

Until I see it I am assuming she may have a penis

[MB.]

I don't like a completely bald fanny. :think:

Simon shade?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh the shame

[Kazanne]

I am glad she feels comfortable with her body

Women power and great role model

Well perhaps marc feels comfortable with his too,you were moaning about him doing it earlier,double standards with some

[Jemal]

Cristian hurting jade

[Rob!]

Did nick just call Harry a prostitute? :omgno:

[fitz2k2]

critistans aying no to jade lol

[Rob!]

Nice seal impression Jack.

[Jay.]

eileen's face :joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

"Does your wrist hurt afterwards?"

:umm2:

[Rob!]

Perched for Harry and Jack showmance

[Kazanne]

Well done Christian,that must have dented her ego

[Lostie!]

Eileen getting the sexy tea.

[fitz2k2]

jack asking dumb questions

[bots]

loool, porno brother

[Jay.]

"Does your wrist hurt afterwards?"

:umm2:

she literally holds a phone

people build houses and don't ache but holding a phone, woah there

[smudgie]

Havng Storm issues here.
Telly keeps losing signal:bawling:

[MB.]

...what about stroking your feet, Cristian?

[DigitalSid]

How can you be both insecure and arrogant?

[Marsh.]

she literally holds a phone

people build houses and don't ache but holding a phone, woah there

Init though.

Would he say that to someone who works in a call centre? :nono:

[Marsh.]

How can you be both insecure and arrogant?

I think he means that her over exaggerated self confidence is to mask her insecurity.

[Lostie!]

Eileen's already been up too, you fool.

[Richkingretro]

Well perhaps marc feels comfortable with his too,you were moaning about him doing it earlier,double standards with some

I keep saying it's about intent. She is just having a bath which is quite normal. Marc flashed his penis to upset people.

[bots]

Init though.

Would he say that to someone who works in a call centre? :nono:

holding a phone ... bollocks ... its all head set

[Jay.]

Init though.

Would he say that to someone who works in a call centre? :nono:

he'd have ran out of breath by then

(idk what i mean)

[lewis111]

Danny's been up, yea? But Eileen been up twice?? UGH

[Amy Jade]

Talking of weird Cristian, letting a perv have a good rub of your feet in a shopping center...

http://i.***********************

[Lostie!]

Pair of ungrateful knobs. Eileen needn't have bothered being so welcoming. :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jacks dressing gown

[Rob!]

Simon flawlessly changing the topic :joker:

[Jamesy]

They say it's not about liking and who contributes, then they go through who they like to keep :umm2:

[Kazanne]

Simon needs to piss off tbh

[Xtopher]

**** you, Simon.

[fitz2k2]

don't go after elieen

[Marsh.]

"I'm a good actor"

:unsure:

[Livia]

I keep saying it's about intent. She is just having a bath which is quite normal. Marc flashed his penis to upset people.

Yeah, right, she's having a totally innocent bath. That's all. Nothing more. No intent whatsoever.

[Jay.]

well i doubt they'd just put eileen up for eviction and no-one else

[Jemal]

Talking of weird Cristian, letting a perv have a good rub of your feet in a shopping center...

http://i.***********************

What a king

[Marsh.]

holding a phone ... bollocks ... its all head set

Don't come at me with your logic! :nono:

[Jay.]

the irish man is VILE

[Jay.]

i've not once said the irish man's name because it's also vile

[Rob!]

Anal sex is a deal breaker for Marc :joker:

[Babayaro.]

****ing hell Marc

[Kazanne]

marc is very blunt,lol,lol

[Marsh.]

Yeah, right, she's having a totally innocent bath. That's all. Nothing more. No intent whatsoever.

Exactly. She doesn't mean to flash for the sake of flashing AT ALL. No no no...

[FacelessME]

For any of u pervs today's episode will be downloadble after 7am next day and it'll look like this.

Big.Brother.UK.S16E21.HDTV.x264
Big.Brother.UK.S16E21.720p.HDTV.x264

[Crimson Dynamo]

Marc going anal early?

[Amy Jade]

urgh Mark is a pig, randomly asking a woman if she wants anal. Vile.

[Jord]

Fold you like a pretzel :joker:

[Richkingretro]

Vile vile Marc get him out it's verbal and sexual abuse towards women

[Babayaro.]

i've not once said the irish man's name because it's also vile

Oi :nono:

[Livia]

the irish man is VILE

Totally. Housemate most likely to get punched to the ground in a bar.

[fitz2k2]

marc lmaooooooo

[Jemal]

My god what a reason

[Jay.]

'half way through her life' **** OFF

[Lostie!]

Simon, just **** off you utter mess.

[Jay.]

he looks as old as her tbh he can honestly piss off

[Marsh.]

Why is Simon the voice of the newbies?

[Marsh.]

Halfway through her life? **** me, who is this moron? :facepalm:

[Rob!]

Why do people keep nominating Eileen for her age?

[bots]

**** of twatbusiness

[Amy Jade]

Simon is an idiot for that nomination

[DigitalSid]

Awkward.

[lewis111]

worst reason ever. What a hypocrite. Feel bad for Eileen

[fitz2k2]

no simon you picked her because of her age

[MB.]

Is Eileen ever going to get a nomination that isn't 'what an old bint'?

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Waynoo]

Take the good damn gown off jack

[Richkingretro]

If bb does not warn Marc they will be getting a angry letter in the mail

[lewis111]

that's so ageist wow

[Amy Jade]

She's contributed loads you bald tosser

[fitz2k2]

**** off simon u dont mess with elieen

[Kazanne]

urgh Mark is a pig, randomly asking a woman if she wants anal. Vile.

He asked her if she does anal, not if she wants it

[MB.]

Halfway through her life? **** me, who is this moron? :facepalm:

Exactly.



Like she's going to live to 102. :idc:

[Lostie!]

What an ungrateful ****, Eileen was the happiest out of everyone to see Simon.

And Sam, you can **** off too.

[GiRTh]

Whats the betting on Marc being kicked out? That kind of questioning could make most people feel uncomfortable.

Having said that I like him :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

It doesn't matter where the housemates are at in life stages, the Big Brother Experience is a once in a lifetime opportunity for ALL OF THEM. Not just the ****ing youngsters.

Eileen has not pulled together because everyone's pushing her to the side over her age and the house isn't an actual variety of ages so she's bound to feel slightly out of the loop.

**** OFF!!!

[Tarryn]

You would get a warning for nominating another HM for race or religion, why not age.
I hate Simon now.

[fitz2k2]

what ahs simon contributed in this house?

[RichardG]

Nominating Eileen because she's half way through her life

What an reason

:umm2:

[Jay.]

It doesn't matter where the housemates are at in life stages, the Big Brother Experience is a once in a lifetime opportunity for ALL OF THEM. Not just the ****ing youngsters.

Eileen has not pulled together because everyone's pushing her to the side over her age and the house isn't an actual variety of ages so she's bound to feel slightly out of the loop.

**** OFF!!!

this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Showbiz dragging come on eileen all around the hoose:omg:

[RichardG]

idgi, isn't simon old too??

[Amy Jade]

I'd say scalp him Eileen but whats the point

[fitz2k2]

simon needs to go next week

[Lostie!]

This has honestly really annoyed me. Just put the newbies up so we can get Slymon out.

[Marsh.]

Vile vile Marc get him out it's verbal and sexual abuse towards women

AS is Harry for telling Nick she'd shaved her fanny ready for him.

[FacelessME]

Total cop out by Simon and Sam there. Shame.

[Rob!]

Who is Eileen safe against? :worry:

[Richkingretro]

He asked her if she does anal, not if she wants it

Why are you defending such a vile sexual bully?

[Kazanne]

It doesn't matter where the housemates are at in life stages, the Big Brother Experience is a once in a lifetime opportunity for ALL OF THEM. Not just the ****ing youngsters.

Eileen has not pulled together because everyone's pushing her to the side over her age and the house isn't an actual variety of ages so she's bound to feel slightly out of the loop.

**** OFF!!!

:clap1::clap1:Eileen will be gutted that Simon said that ,she is always singing his praises,the bastard him

[Jay.]

the music in this ad :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Why are you defending such a vile sexual bully?

HYPOCRITE! http://i.imgur.com/7U2cz9Zs.jpg

[bots]

i can see simon getting a lot of votes when he ends up for eviction. Hopefully he will save us all money and walk

[hijaxers]

the irish man is VILE

To be sure :joker:

[Xtopher]

Officially hate Simon now. Eileen better get her revenge.

[Jack_]

screaming at the meltdowns

The Simon Gross Showbiz Spectacular has finally begun :clap1:

I mean yeah it was a pathetic reason but that's a good thing, now we can see Eileen and him have it out :elephant:

[smudgie]

Not an Eileen fan' but his reasoning is disgraceful.
Hopefully it's his turn next week.
The "old"fart.

[Amy Jade]

AS is Harry for telling Nick she'd shaved her fanny ready for him.

You don't see the difference between her saying she shaved and him asking if a woman is up for anal?

[Richkingretro]

AS is Harry for telling Nick she'd shaved her fanny ready for him.

Hardly the same thing and I think you know that. Harry is playful and joyful tease to a male. Marc's was vile and nasty to a alone black women.

[Kazanne]

Why are you defending such a vile sexual bully?

I am not defending him,just saying what was said,and why are you taking the pee out of jack with your siggy?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I bet Hairy Armenia like it up the ass

[fitz2k2]

asking someone what is ur sexual position is not bullying lmao

[Jamesy]

Who is Eileen safe against? :worry:

Only person I can think of is Jade. If Eileen's against anyone else then she's certain to go I think :(

[fitz2k2]

simon it was nice knowing u.say your farewell next week

[MB.]

We'll know who's up on BOTS tonight.

[fitz2k2]

I bet Hairy Armenia like it up the ass

well duhhh she loves toys

[Kazanne]

I bet Hairy Armenia like it up the ass

:joker:

[hijaxers]

He asked her if she does anal, not if she wants it

Either way its none of his friggin business - Tosser

[Rob!]

Only person I can think of is Jade. If Eileen's against anyone else then she's certain to go I think :(

Jade can't go yet :worry:

[Marsh.]

I bet Hairy Armenia like it up the ass

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Poor Eileen, feel honestly sorry for her.

[Jay.]

'it's not me' lmfao is she stupid

[Lostie!]

Naff off, Sam.

[FacelessME]

That was awkward.

[bots]

all this hugging, they have all nominatd her in the past

[Jay.]

eileen does not trust her for ****

[Tarryn]

It's stupid letting the new HM's choose. There will be no more original's left in the future.
I wish Simon was up. He is a snake.

[Babayaro.]

Yeah Sam just make it obvious

[Amy Jade]

Sam the lying bitch

[JTM45]

I've really gone off Sam too!

[Jamesy]

Jade can't go yet :worry:

Either way we'll lose a good housemate this week :worry:

[Richkingretro]

Marc makes me feel sick to be male

[Lostie!]

Slymon and Sam sussed. :clap1:

[Jay.]

bless joel lmao

[RichardG]

Eileen :(

[Amy Jade]

Jack, Jade and Chloe have clocked its Sam and Simon already haha

[Rob!]

Either way we'll lose a good housemate this week :worry:

Perched for an Ashleigh twist :fc: