9PM Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Thurs. 4th June

[arista]

Not at 10 tonight
due to a Docu.
Bots still at 11PM



Day 2 of the Tasks
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More Fights and Fun.


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Nick keep your pants on.


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Marc Photo (thanks to Vanessa)

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[bbfan1991]

Evening all:):wavey:.

[Vanessa]

Simon crying sounds like a seal. :joker:

[Jay.]

i kind of secretly love secret rooms

[Lostie!]

The word "snake" is really pissing me off now.

[Vanessa]

Who knew Showbiz would be so good? :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Simon is annoying. Chloe, err you're two faced too, it's Big Brother you are taking part in after all.

[fitz2k2]

chloe ur still boring/simon our 2 face

[bbfan1991]

Marc is just as contrived as Simon is.

[Kazanne]

Er Chloe soon forgets how two faced she's been

[fitz2k2]

chloe n simon are both 2 face

[Jay.]

jack has lost weight

[Gusto Brunt]

jack has lost weight

His thighs are like tree trunks.

[MB.]

The stain on Jack's back :omgno:

[ash2012]

jack needs gtfoh, i just cant like this guy, such a hypocrit

[bbfan1991]

Jack gets on my last nerve:mad:.

[Jay.]

His thighs are like tree trunks.

yes but they've lost about 2cm

[Amy Jade]

Marc is honestly so ugly

[Kazanne]

Difference is Chloe YOUR dads in prison!

[Jay.]

'sisters' oop at the sexism

[Gusto Brunt]

Marc is honestly so ugly

He looks evil.

[bbfan1991]

Marc is vile.

[Amy Jade]

Difference is Chloe YOUR dads in prison!

That's not really anything to do with her

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny is looking feminine.

[fitz2k2]

thanks sam for letting the cat out of the bag

[MB.]

"Sonny Jim"

Halfwit's had a sex change?

[Lostie!]

Sam evicts Sarah and then massages her beau. :fan:

[bbfan1991]

Danny is so dull.

Jade and Joel:joker:.

[fitz2k2]

why does nick need hugs 24/7

[Jay.]

i miss seeing nick without a girl in his hand

[ash2012]

danny is fkin dull,such a let down,

[Jay.]

joel being the voice of the group :clap1:

[reece(:]

That's not really anything to do with her
Cruel to use that against her

[Babayaro.]

Idk why but Joel annoys the **** out of me sometimes

[Gusto Brunt]

why does nick need hugs 24/7

He wants a quick feel

[bots]

oh chloe kicks off again ... big surprise ... Harriet 2

[Amy Jade]

idk why they want to tell everyone and fail the task instead of waiting.

Joel in perticular is an idiot.

[fitz2k2]

He wants a quick feel

lol

[Kazanne]

Cruel to use that against her

:laugh:I'm such a cruel bitch,better now?

[JTM45]

Idk why but Joel annoys the **** out of me sometimes

He's just a pompous little twat!!!!
The way he's just bursting to stand up and announce that they know something is just revolting.

[Amy Jade]

Idk why but Joel annoys the **** out of me sometimes

Just sometimes? he annoys me all the time I pray he goes tomorrow

[ash2012]

chloe a two face nobhead, srs, simon didnt really say anything bad, he feels she a not deserving finalist, he also stated he liked her, doesnt mean he like her he has to say she a deserving finalist, gtfoh chloe

[bots]

i don't like nick at all, he is a real player, but not in a funny way. Everything he does is calculated

[fitz2k2]

chloe a two face nobhead, srs, simon didnt really say anything bad, he feels she a not deserving finalist, he also stated her liked her, doesnt mean he like her he has to say she a deserving finalist, gtfoh chloe

yup!!!!!!!!

[bots]

Cruel to use that against her

It was Chloe that set her father up for comparison, so it then becomes fair game

[y.winter]

Nick doing a Jale move, cheating his underdog spot and giving himself to the cool and naked club.... He disappointing...

[Gusto Brunt]

Sam is so smug

[Jay.]

screaming @ simon

[Amy Jade]

Sam's so annoying now

[Jay.]

omg i didn't think simon was gay

[JTM45]

Sam's just awful isn't she!!!
Gob like the Dartford Tunnel.

[MB.]

Simon's got a boyfriend? http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a37e232f1560f99193cf7255fabc1b1/tumblr_npdnzdOppH1sfysqqo2_500.gif

[Kazanne]

LOl @ Eileen

[fitz2k2]

who in the world is dating simon?lol

[YourLAEx]

"Do you like that cockiness and arrogance"

Howling Cristian

[MB.]

oh

[Amy Jade]

omg a good **** and ravishing

[bots]

give Sam a task where she is evicted if she can't keep a secret :hehe:

[Gusto Brunt]

Sam's just awful isn't she!!!
Gob like the Dartford Tunnel.

She's fake as fook

[MB.]

"They must transfer it from point A"

*a big A flashes up on screen*

Helpful

[Kazanne]

Eileen must stay,just for her one liners

[Jay.]

love how they've left the task result to the 'less sporty' housemates, serves marc right :fan:

[bbfan1991]

Simon fancies Mark:joker:.

[ash2012]

looks who bringing in age again, eileen lol

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

i want Jack to fall

[bbfan1991]

Jade:blush:.

[Babayaro.]

This task is awful. Hate it. So ****

[bots]

Eileen must stay,just for her one liners

Much more character than Joel, and he is a twat

[Kazanne]

Much more character than Joel, and he is a twat

:joker::joker::thumbs:

[MB.]

Nice boobs Jack

[Gusto Brunt]

Jack has his bra off

[Amy Jade]

Who has better tits Jack or Harry?

[Jamesy]

I thought that was Harry with her boobs out then but I looked up and it was Jack :omgno:

[JTM45]

Oh god.....check out Jack's moobs!!!!!

[Lostie!]

But wasn't Chloe talking about Simon earlier?

I like her, but come on, they've all been just as two-faced as him.

[bots]

jack always getting his tits out :nono:

[Kazanne]

Oh jack just loves telling tales

[Jay.]

i love these group meetings

[bbfan1991]

Jack is a right stirrer, even though he is right to tell her.

[Gusto Brunt]

jack always getting his tits out :nono:

:joker:

[Jay.]

'you listening simon'

screaming

[fitz2k2]

Fightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt t

[Jay.]

JOEL :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Jay.]

i love this new chloe

[bbfan1991]

I like Chloe, but she can't take criticism.

[MB.]

I love impartiality

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[Gusto Brunt]

They're ganging up on Showbiz like Shabaz was ganged up on.

Chloe caused this.

[Kazanne]

Oh Chloe is such a gobby bint

[JTM45]

Chloe's VILE!!!!!!

[Babayaro.]

Lmao this is tragic. Why are they making such a big deal out of this. Surely Joel must get a hard on from these kind of confrontations

[Jay.]

'you're a flop'

a woman after my own heart

[YourLAEx]

"you're a flop"

[bots]

really gone off Chloe big time

[Gusto Brunt]

Why does Chloe think she's a young girl? She's 25.

[bbfan1991]

Chloe hasn't done enough to get to the final or win this show.

[Jay.]

I LOVE how they are all on one side

[fitz2k2]

Cristian sit ur ass down

[lewis111]

I hate Simon sooo much, but I do feel a bit of sympathy for him here, they're all a LITTLE too hard on him

[GiRTh]

They're picking on Simon but he has to be the most spineless prick ever4.

[bbfan1991]

Joel, take your own advice mate. Some of you can dish it, but can't take it.

[MB.]

I'm offended by Joel's fashion choices

[Kazanne]

Chloe has done nothing but slag Simon off since he's been in there

[fitz2k2]

thanks marc

[Lostie!]

So, Chloe calling Simon a "dickhead" and then being pally with him wasn't two faced?

I might go off her tbh.

[Gusto Brunt]

Showbiz tell them all to GET STUFFED. :D

[ThriceShy]

Simon handled that very well.

And kudos to marc for standing up for him and saying the bullying of him was uncomfortable.

[fitz2k2]

chloe u said u didn't wanted to talk to him

[Jay.]

such drama

[bots]

Chloe has done nothing but slag Simon off since he's been in there

they are like a pack of dogs, her jack and joel ... not liking it

[Gusto Brunt]

Chloe has done nothing but slag Simon off since he's been in there

She's really nasty

[bbfan1991]

Danny is such a dull drip.

[lewis111]

why is Danny getting involved, you're irrelevant, BE IRRELEVANT

[MB.]

Yes, Jack, you bring that conversation back to food :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get that bald slag chloe

[Jay.]

chloe :clap1::clap1:

[Jay.]

chloe is def one of my faves

[Gusto Brunt]

I thought Harriet left.

[Kazanne]

Who the bloody hell is SHE to comment on peoples characters?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Danny truth

[YourLAEx]

Chloe has so much personality now

[Lostie!]

Yep, I've gone off her now. I'm so Simon fan, but she needs to get some self awareness and remember she's been just as two-faced with Simon.

[Gusto Brunt]

Who the bloody hell is SHE to comment on peoples characters?

i wood agree - she is totally hissing me off

[Babayaro.]

When did Chloe develop a lisp?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes chloe

Spill that tea

[Jamesy]

"SIMON'S AT IT AGAINN'

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Marc is mental! LOL :laugh3:

[fitz2k2]

lmaoooooooo simon

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bwahahaha

[ash2012]

when the **** did chloe defend simon on the age nomination on eileen, get chloe off my fkin screen, fking nobhead

[Amy Jade]

The biggest shock for me is women pay Marc to strip. He makes me heave when he gets his kit off.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cristian hasnt spoke for 6 days

:worry:

[Jay.]

i'm living for chloe rn

[JTM45]

Chloe's such a dreary, thick bint!!!:yuk:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i'm living for chloe rn

:clap1:

[fitz2k2]

Cristian hasnt spoke for 6 days

:worry:

he broke chloe record for 4 days

[Jay.]

Cristian hasnt spoke for 6 days

:worry:

he speaks once per episode in the background

but you have to be really quick to see it tbh

[Lostie!]

i'm living for chloe rn

I'm the opposite, this has put me off her. She's not been any less two-faced with Simon. :shrug:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe's such a dreary, thick bint!!!:yuk:

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[Jay.]

I'm the opposite, this has put me off her. She's not been any less two-faced with Simon. :shrug:

:omgno: i find her so entertaining, i love personal vendettas :flutter:

[bbfan1991]

I do agree with Chloe, but Simon hasn't been in there long and he has done more in the show already than what she has contributed so far.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg fatboy

[Jay.]

so much to be prepared for

[JTM45]

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Ashleigh was far from thick!

Chloe's just a drip. Like watching paint dry!!!!:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Jade:D.

[fitz2k2]

you cant cut nothing off not even jade you dumbass

[Jay.]

nick is asexual? i'm confused

[fitz2k2]

jade leave it alone

[MB.]

Is Eileen wearing an eye patch erm

[nymeria]

smell your maleness

[Crimson Dynamo]

nick is asexual? i'm confused

He is a fully paid up member of The Gays

[bbfan1991]

Eileen. WTF?

[Jay.]

.... i thought sam was a lesbian

she's married with a wife, no?

[Amy Jade]

Eileen thinks Marc is going to piss on Sam hahaha

[Jay.]

i drifted in and out of that conversation i didn't understand a thing lmao

[Jay.]

simon covering his arse :bored:

[fitz2k2]

"the loudness person in the room it the most insecure"

[MB.]

interpretate

[Jay.]

bless chloe

[Jay.]

the dust :omgno:

[Kazanne]

Eff off Chloe.who does she think she is

[fitz2k2]

interpretate

thats not a word! Lol

[Lostie!]

Ugh, St Chloe who's been nothing but lovely about Simon, apparently. :whistle:

This is annoying because I really like her, but she's irritating me in this.

[MB.]

"Sam and Mark are working out"

An insight into the CBB28 casting, there

[Jay.]

'such a torn on'

ok

[bbfan1991]

Sam clinging onto Marc because that's the only storyline she has..

[Jay.]

'it's time you got tears'

screaming

[Jay.]

i'd stand up and walk out the room

[Lostie!]

See, Eileen is the one who has a right to be angry at Simon and she's being lovely.

[bbfan1991]

Simon crying is funny:joker:.

[Jay.]

that high pitched voice he does tho

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dud cristian speak?

:omgno:

[fitz2k2]

the tears lmaooooo look I am crying hahahahaha

[nymeria]

Try and squeeze out those tears Simon

[Amy Jade]

Simon needs to go hes not even funny with his fake crying now

[YourLAEx]

Eileen is pretty two faced really.

[Jay.]

bless eileen :flutter:

[Kazanne]

Well said Eileen

[MB.]

Eileen giving me 'if you are abusing, stop now' teas

[Amy Jade]

Eileen putting things into perspective for Simple Simon

[Crimson Dynamo]

Simon reminds of a post ban Marsh

[fitz2k2]

simon showing his imagery tears

[bbfan1991]

He was genuinely upset then..

[Kizzy]

Well eileen that was out of left field... :/

[Amy Jade]

Eileen giving me 'if you are abusing, stop now' teas

Jemima ♡♡♡♡

[Jay.]

ooh there's an outside shower?

[Jemal]

I find sam so attractive.
She isn't even my type.

[Jay.]

not here for this showmance

[bbfan1991]

Marc is so contrived, he is annoying:joker:.

[MB.]

"Sex in the house is happening :dance::dance::dance:"

Jack is disgusting/giving me Scott teas

[Vanessa]

Marc. :umm2:

[bbfan1991]

Harry with her party trick.

[Jay.]

aw nick died

[Amy Jade]

What nipples does Jack have?

[MB.]

(I want "Nick, do you want to see the horny nipples?" to be my ringtone)

[Jay.]

marc needs to stop being such a try hard

[Babayaro.]

"Nick do you want to see the horny nipples"

[Amy Jade]

a very little surprise teeny tiny

[Jay.]

the group baths tho

[fitz2k2]

jack got a boner

[Jay.]

vom

[YourLAEx]

I wish they gave Cristian more air time.

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Marq doing anything for attention.

[Jay.]

i honestly dislike him so much

[nymeria]

Repulsive

[MB.]

Blue Peter's really changed hasn't it

[Jay.]

nick :clap1:

[Jemal]

What a guy

[Jay.]

jack having bigger tits than harry?

[ash2012]

atleast Marc doing something

[Jamesy]

Must be no foil left in that house given he would have had to use 3 rolls of it to make his dick look bigger than a needle

[Amy Jade]

I wish they gave Cristian more air time.

He does nothing to give air time

[Crimson Dynamo]

Titter

[Jay.]

i'm so confused sam said she has a wife

she showed her ring and everything

[YourLAEx]

Marc is repulsive in a so bad it's good way

[fitz2k2]

ewwwwwwwwwww

[bbfan1991]

Hashtag airtime.

[fitz2k2]

mark n sam damn who would of thought

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nick has a big dick

[y.winter]

No naked jacuzziness!



And the upcoming making out bit... Ew.

Bye Sam.

[Amy Jade]

Sam and Marc ew

[Kazanne]

Hashtag airtime.

Harry knows that too

[MB.]

Nick has a big dick

*Nock has a bog dock

[bbfan1991]

Showmance alert:sleep:.

[Crimson Dynamo]

In some ways marc and showbiz have saved this series

[y.winter]

Hashtag airtime.



Well said.

[Jay.]

nocks bog dock > marcs pin dick

[bbfan1991]

Nick was right, pindick:joker:.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well said.

Good

Its a show

not Open University

[Jack_]

i'm so confused sam said she has a wife

she showed her ring and everything

She'll be showing her ring to Marc soon enough no doubt

[Jay.]

She'll be showing her ring to Marc soon enough no doubt

omg :omgno:

[MB.]

Oh good, we haven't had any nudity so far tonight

[Waynoo]

mark has saved the show

[YourLAEx]

Cristian would hate Margarine pretty sure they were moaning about moths last week

[bbfan1991]

There's nothing between them:sleep:.

[Jay.]

vom

[bbfan1991]

Eww. Sam loving the airtime.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Open ur eyes man

[Crimson Dynamo]

I can see him as a wife beater

[Lostie!]

****ing hell, Jack's temper. :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Marc has no respect for women

[bbfan1991]

Marc calling Chloe fat:shocked:.

[Jay.]

****ing hell he's AWFUL

[Jay.]

he honestly makes me so angry

[Babayaro.]

Marc reminds me of Adam Sandler when he gets frustrated and tries not to lose his temper

[YourLAEx]

Was there a series where they all refused to talk for hours because they were unhappy with something or have I made it up

[bots]

jade is becoming the mother of the house :worry: