Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 9PM Saturday 6/6/15

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/06/12/296371CF00000578-3112856-_I_didn_t_like_Harry_at_first_but_it_turns_out_she _s_a_sweet_gir-a-17_1433589349103.jpg
Watch you do burn yourself , love.


9PM tonight

[arista]

On in 20mins

[Rob!]

Wow Home and Away looks **** these days :umm2:

[Rob!]

Judge....Geordie?

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[LukeB]

not more fake crying

[Rob!]

Well at least Simon is consistent.

[hijaxers]

Hi everyone:wavey:

[Rob!]

Cristian with his feet up on Joel :evilgrin:

[zakman440]

Still not over Eileen going :bawling:

[Jay.]

oh eileen </3

[Rob!]

Marc is such a child.

[MB.]

Gaaaaay

[LukeB]

well that was fun

[LukeB]

BB being dirty?

[Rob!]

Sounds like Joel's sort of task :fan:

[Lostie!]

Gaaaaay

Can't one guy roll around on the ground with another guy and slap his arse without being labelled gay? :idc:

:fan:

[LukeB]

who wants the cake?

[Rob!]

Nick :joker:

[Lostie!]

Cristian with his feet up on Joel :evilgrin:

:joker:

That was random tbh, why was he using Joel's lap as a footrest? :laugh:

[Jay.]

i think i actually love this task

[LukeB]

I hope jack gets this :fan:

[Rob!]

This is actually a really good task.

[hijaxers]

Jack is such a clown

[MB.]

Why does Big Brother keep telling everyone how to behave/do things. :umm2:

[Rob!]

I hope this blows up in Jack's face.

[LukeB]

Jack is crap at selling

[Rob!]

Yes Simon :clap1:

[LukeB]

I hope this blows up in Jack's face.

:fan:

[Lostie!]

:joker:

[Rob!]

Jack is crap at selling

I bet he's not allowed on the tills at McDonalds :fan:

[bots]

let me feel the energy :joker:

[Jay.]

ergh i love the fun tasks :flutter:

[LukeB]

I bet he's not allowed on the tills at McDonalds :fan:

How on earth is he manager :joker:

[zakman440]

I'm liking this task. It's a nice break from all the constant drama.

[Rob!]

What has Marc got against Harry? :think:

*watches next part preview*

Never mind :fan:

[Vanessa]

He's coming on your date! :joker:

[LukeB]

Poor nick

[bots]

What has Marc got against Harry? :think:

she is more than capable of answering him back

[y.winter]

Queen jade is making her return, hurray!

[Rob!]

So quiet in here :umm2:

[Lostie!]

Omg, AHS on 5*. :love:

[Rob!]

Wow at AHS on 5*. I've never actually seen it.

[MB.]

"This gift means this person ceases to exist"

Doesn't Cristian already have this?

[Rob!]

Sam really gets on my tits

[Vanessa]

Danny, that was very good. :hehe::fan:

[LukeB]

Sam really gets on my tits

I like her

[Lostie!]

That was hilarious. :laugh:

[JTM45]

Simon's soooo self absorbed isn't he!!!

[hijaxers]

Simon all about self - no change there then

[LukeB]

Ooh i thought he was going to give it to Eileen

[Lostie!]

Honestly, every time Harry speaks the camera should focus elsewhere, then we can pretend Bonneh's back. :fan:

[Vanessa]

Sam. lol :hehe:

[LukeB]

even BB is ignoring her :joker:

[Rob!]

BB ignoring her :joker:

[MB.]

Ooh i thought he was going to give it to Eileen

Excuse me D:

[JTM45]

Sam's unbearable!!!!:yuk:

She's so thick too!!!!

[Lostie!]

BB ignoring Sam. :joker:

This is a brill episode so far. Shame about what happens later.

[Rob!]

Harry is so classy :flutter:

[Vanessa]

Hello? :conf::joker:

[LukeB]

Excuse me D:

:creep:

[JTM45]

I wish they'd stop treating Chloe like a bloody godess!!!
She's so far from it.

[Rob!]

Go away Jack.

[Kazanne]

Chloe bitching again,lol I thought they had buried the hatchet

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

can't stand chloe. can't stand girls that cry all the time over everything, looking for attention. **** off chloe. you ****ed up stop milking it. man up

[bots]

it was her bloody choice not to accept simons gift, he made it clear it was a good one ... live with her choices and stop crying

[JTM45]

I can't believe Jade would spoil Nick and Harry's date like this!

[Vanessa]

Marc tagging along! This is hilarious! LOL :joker:

[Rob!]

I'd love it if Jade planned it that way :hehe:

[LukeB]

3 is a crowd

[Lostie!]

Hmm, notice how Danny didn't tell Simon he's "full of crap" to his face? Funny that, I thought only Simon bitched.

[Rob!]

Nick ****ting himself :laugh2:

[Jay.]

omg nick i'm screaming

[MB.]

"I actually hate cake"

Marc finally provides an answer to Katie Price's immortal question.

[Kazanne]

it was her bloody choice not to accept simons gift, he made it clear it was a good one ... live with her choices and stop crying

Yes,maybe she thought it was a trick,well it has backfired:laugh:

[rusticgal]

Chloe bitching again,lol I thought they had buried the hatchet

Chloe is so full of herself since she got saved last week...it's gone to her head.
Hope it's her downfall...can't stand her.

[Rob!]

Sam is annoying as hell :bored:

[Vanessa]

Are you glad i picked you?
Marc : yes, i am! :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

it was her bloody choice not to accept simons gift, he made it clear it was a good one ... live with her choices and stop crying

yes. can't stand her.

[Lostie!]

Harry :umm2:

Sam's allowed to talk, they're just not allowed to acknowledge it. So, the only one who was breaking the rule there was Harry herself.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

harry can **** off she's such a weirdo

[LukeB]

Marc :joker:

[Vanessa]

Marc spoiling the date. :joker:

[bots]

I'm really liking Harry, i think she will be a good laugh

[MB.]

It's seriously weird to see Harry with clothes on

[Kazanne]

I hope marc pisses harry off so much,lol

[Jay.]

i am howling @ sam omfg

[Vanessa]

:laugh3: i love Marc today!

[bots]

I hope marc pisses harry off so much,lol

just cause i like her :fist:

[Rob!]

Cristian is absolutely invisible

[Vanessa]

That's the funniest date ever! :joker:

[Lostie!]

i am howling @ sam omfg

She's making me laugh again tonight. :laugh:

[y.winter]

"there's a paper bag about to fall into the pool" :joker:



Slay.

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker:' Harry saying Marc is disrespectful to women:hehe: no that's you Harry

[JTM45]

I'd love to hit Sam repetedly with a shovel!

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:' Harry saying Marc is disrespectful to women:hehe: no that's you Harry

He hates Harry. If he manages to get her up for eviction he has my respect. :smug:

[Kazanne]

just cause i like her :fist:

Oh NO :joker::joker::joker: I thought it was jade you liked,so I am picking on Harry:joker:

[hijaxers]

3 is a crowd

Not in Jades world :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Not in Jades world :joker::joker:

:hehe::laugh:

[bots]

Oh NO :joker::joker::joker: I thought it was jade you liked,so I am picking on Harry:joker:

i like them both, i've picked well this year :joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

This date! LOOOOOOOOOL :joker:

[y.winter]

Skidmarc is such an attention seeker. Go away annoying kid!

[Rob!]

Yay we're getting a CUNnnt.

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Lostie!]

Danny and Marc just can't keep their hands off each other.

[LukeB]

Danny and Marc just can't keep their hands off each other.

The new showmance?

[Vanessa]

Danny and Marc just can't keep their hands off each other.

New showmance? :thumbs2:

[RichardG]

I didn't realise this was on at 9 D:

Am I missing anything/should I bother watching on +1?

[MB.]

Not the legendary Mama Gross?

[LukeB]

I'm sick of these warnings before it starts

[Jay.]

he's only been there a week lmfao

[Rob!]

I don't think that message was particularly helpful :fan:

[bots]

grow a pair simon

[Vanessa]

Awwww, i like Simon. :love:

[Kazanne]

He's a sensitive soul that Simon isn't he?

[Rob!]

I didn't realise this was on at 9 D:

Am I missing anything/should I bother watching on +1?

The task is good.

[Kizzy]

fake crying at a rubbish message....

[MB.]

The random shots of Sam with her bag on <3

[Vanessa]

I didn't realise this was on at 9 D:

Am I missing anything/should I bother watching on +1?

It's been really good so far.

[Lostie!]

I didn't realise this was on at 9 D:

Am I missing anything/should I bother watching on +1?

I think it's been a good one, it's been funny. :)

[LukeB]

Not the legendary Mama Gross?

http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

[hijaxers]

I didn't realise this was on at 9 D:

Am I missing anything/should I bother watching on +1?

Yes watch + 1

[bots]

simon must be an act, i can't imagine anyone with all their marbles behaving like that

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

stop bloody crying!! as a 40 yr old man with a business and a busy lifestyle I am sure you have times gone weeks without hearing from your mum so shut up

[zakman440]

Disappointed at the lack of Eileen tonight, considering it was her last day in the house.

[Lostie!]

I have no interest in this Nick and Harry thing.

[RichardG]

Thanks... I'll give it a go at 10!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

simon must be an act, i can't imagine anyone with all their marbles behaving like that

it's showbiz

[Rob!]

Nick really has gone downhill.

[Lostie!]

"I was going in the pool with my bag on. Just wanted to go for a wee dip". And she said it so casually. :joker:

[LukeB]

I have no interest in this Nick and Harry thing.

Same

[Vanessa]

Cristian. :love:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

We knew more about her on launch night than half of the housemates :clap1:

[MB.]

Marc giving me male Jackie Travers teas

[Vanessa]

"I was going in the pool with my bag on. Just wanted to go for a wee dip". And she said it so casually. :joker:

She almost fell in the pool. It was so funny. :laugh:

[Rob!]

I love an uncensored **** :love:

[Jay.]

http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

erm

[MB.]

(wait, what was the word Harry said earlier that was bleeped out then if they didn't bleep that? :suspect:)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Shut up harry

[bots]

My prediction is that Harry will take Marc down, knock him off his high horse

[MB.]

I love an uncensored **** :love:

I bet you stanned Amma

[Vanessa]

URGH! I don't like Harry at all. At least Marc and Cristian are not being assholes to Simon. :nono:

[Kazanne]

Harry's gob isn't any better than her dress sense

[LukeB]

erm

what seems to be the problem?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Grwat

Smallest boy lt just repeated ****

Thats harrys fault

[Lostie!]

(wait, what was the word Harry said earlier that was bleeped out then if they didn't bleep that? :suspect:)

Helen.

[Vanessa]

I much prefer Marc to Harry. At least he's not bitchy.

[Rob!]

Omg I hate jack

[LukeB]

Omg I hate jack

Same

[MB.]

Helen.

Could you spoiler that word please, kids use this forum

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack is great

[Vanessa]

Harry's gob isn't any better than her dress sense

She has joined the bitching gang. :nono:

[Rob!]

Jack out to improve Joel please.

[zakman440]

Yes Jack, how outrageous that someone have a bit of ketchup with their sausage :umm2:

[Kizzy]

joel booooorrrreeee off

[Lostie!]

Could you spoiler that word please, kids use this forum

Bore the **** off. :idc:

[Margarine.]

Jack getting offended about the cocktail sausage because it reminds him of his penis :suspect:

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

[Vanessa]

Bye Eileen. :bawling:

[Lostie!]

Eileen. :sad:

[bots]

simon crying, he put her up for eviction :laugh:

[MB.]

Yes Jack, how outrageous that someone have a bit of ketchup with their sausage :umm2:

Jack getting offended about the cocktail sausage because it reminds him of his penis :suspect:

http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

[zakman440]

Eileen :bawling:

[Rob!]

RIP Eileen.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

joel booooorrrreeee off

no he's bae


wtf is wrong with simon!! what a weirdo

[MB.]

There were plenty of boos for you to choose from there, Sam :nono:

(bye Eileen </3)

[Vanessa]

simon crying, he put her up for eviction :laugh:

I like him. :joker:

[JTM45]

Sam's so farking greedy!!!!!!

[Kazanne]

Jack the two faced twunt,he nominated Eileen every week

[Vanessa]

Shut up Sam! :nono:

[bots]

dont see how asking for booze is disrespectful to eileen, thats stretching a bit

[MB.]

Disrespectful Sam :love:

[Lostie!]

Well, that wasn't coded nomination talk from Danny at all.

[Rob!]

She does my bins in :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

shut up jack. god you're annoying!

[Vanessa]

She does my binz in? :laugh:

[Kazanne]

dont see how asking for booze is disrespectful to eileen, thats stretching a bit

I bet they all drank it:laugh:

[Rob!]

Jack really is a miserable twat.

[FacelessME]

Jack & Joel have found their next target then.

[Kizzy]

Well, that wasn't coded nomination talk from Danny at all.

What did he say, I missed that?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jack really is a miserable twat.

can't stand him.

[bots]

its just coded ... who shall we vote next

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jack & Joel have found their next target then.

yeah the dark one

[bots]

What did he say, I missed that?

those disrespectful people that asked BB for booze

[y.winter]

Let's 4in4out the newbies. Can't stand them.

[JTM45]

I'm sure they'll be cueing up to offer Sam TV work when she's evicted!!!!

[Rob!]

Tbf Sam is annoying as hell but I really don't like Jack.

[Lostie!]

What did he say, I missed that?

When they were getting annoyed by Sam, Danny said "Let her crack on, makes it easier for me".

[bots]

i prefer Sam to Jack

[LukeB]

is jack obsessed with Simon?

[Rob!]

K I need Jack out, he's draining all of what made Joel likeable. Sucking it out of him like a massive maccies milkshake.

[Kazanne]

Jack and Joel are like two bloody old men

[lewis111]

I'm distraught again now

[Kazanne]

I know the feeling Jade,I just cant take to you.

[Vanessa]

When did Jade turn nice? D:

[Rob!]

I love Jade :love:

[LukeB]

:omgno:

[Rob!]

Jack giving Joel Aaron teas

[bots]

I know the feeling Jade,I just cant take to you.

haha She has called it right though Sam and Simon will be on the fake eviction with Marc

[Kazanne]

When did Jade turn nice? D:

Can't say I've noticed,cant stand her just,dont tell bitontheslide though:joker:

[Vanessa]

I agree. Sam is trying too hard.

[MB.]

Jack bouncing around in his pants pretending he's a porn star http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

[bots]

Can't say I've noticed,cant stand her just,dont tell bitontheslide though:joker:

i'm not blind :joker:

[Vanessa]

Can't say I've noticed,cant stand her just,dont tell bitontheslide though:joker:

She has mellowed a bit. Must be Cristian good influence. :joker:

[Mizzle]

SO annoyed we won't get a regular eviction to get Simon out

I'm afraid that he's going to become popular if he stays in too long

[LukeB]

Jack bouncing around in his pants pretending he's a porn star http://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

Make it stophttp://i.imgur.com/Qyw6jWo.jpg

[Kazanne]

i'm not blind :joker:

:blush::laugh:

[Vanessa]

SO annoyed we won't get a regular eviction to get Simon out

I'm afraid that he's going to become popular if he stays in too long

I quite like him. :laugh:

[Rob!]

Joel staying up late :clap1:

[Kazanne]

Oh going off Joel big time ,who does he think he is? lol

[LukeB]

I love Joel

[Lostie!]

Joel staying up late :clap1:

And spending his night of survival moaning. :facepalm:

[Mizzle]

I quite like him. :laugh:

Good God it's happening! :worry:

[bots]

i can't stand joel, jack, harriet or danny

[Vanessa]

Oh going off Joel big time ,who does he think he is? lol

Same. He's getting too cocky.

[Kazanne]

Harry ,brown nosing the originals

[FacelessME]

i can't stand joel, jack, harriet or danny

Harriet's gone dude.

[Vanessa]

Good God it's happening! :worry:

I think he's actually quite nice, but a massive drama queen. :joker:

[LukeB]

That was a good episode :flutter:

[bots]

Harriet's gone dude.

i meant Chloe ... same difference :joker:

[y.winter]

Jade's diary room <3

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Good example of racism. Marc can be a twat and they're on edge waiting for him to terrorise them any moment but he still gets the benefit of the doubt "there's a nice guy under there" Sam dares to hastag love life and she's hated. Mwahyahaha

[Lostie!]

Harry ,brown nosing the originals

I agree. I believe her annoyances with Marc, Sam and Simon are, to an extent, forced because she knows which way the wind is blowing.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Harry ,brown nosing the originals

Yes. Nauseating

[Lostie!]

They didn't show Jack and Jade saying "We know what we have to do" (re: nominating the newbies) then.

[Kazanne]

Harry knows they wont nominate her if she gets in with them,crafty mare

[Vanessa]

Quite liking Marc and Simon after tonight show, but Harry and Sam both come across as fake to me.

[lewis111]

It felt so short tonight I thought that was the end of the 3rd section

[Rob!]

I don't think I actually like any of the newbies.

[Vanessa]

Harry knows they wont nominate her if she gets in with them,crafty mare

You only need two nominations to be up. Danny and Marc will vote for her. :hehe:

[NotARylanFan]

Anyone else notice that they added another panel to the memory wall and Amy and Sally are once again shown (albeit in a single panel)?

http://oi58.tinypic.com/16jk5u9.jpg'


They also restored Adjoa's picture from the back wall of the BotS set earlier in the week, and also merged Amy and Sally into a single picture there too.

[Jamesy]

Just Aaron missing from the wall not then! Not that anyone cares :laugh:

Good they've got another panel though. Was a bit rude to throw the twins off the wall for no reason. Still silly Aaron's not on the wall but ah well, I'll let that go

[arista]

Shut up Sam! :nono:


She is going to work in TV?


They all know that now
TV is overloaded with People like that

Maybe she will go on another Downbeat
reality show