Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Mon. 8th June

[arista]

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Nick so far Lucky

10PM tonight

[arista]

on in one hour

[Spoon]

That pic of Sam

:notimpressed:

[bbfan1991]

Hello all:):wavey:.

[arista]

On now

[Spoon]

hiya :banana:

[YourLAEx]

These warnigns are getting ridiculous

What's next

'Warning. This episode contains talking.'

[Jay.]

vom @ 'cupids arrow'

[Amy Jade]

Jack in his y fronts :(

[YourLAEx]

Chloe's jade impression lol

[Spoon]

"choose to be offended" :nono:

[bbfan1991]

Some of this episode looks pure cringe.

[Spoon]

Some of this episode looks pure cringe.

which part looks non-cringey?

[Amy Jade]

Marc's only jealous cus he's lumberd with Sam

[bbfan1991]

All Harry Amelia offers is her boobs.

[Jay.]

bore off @ the showmances this year

[bbfan1991]

Nick getting embarrassed, muppet:laugh:.

[fitz2k2]

harry wife has bf so she is polymarus get **** outta here

[bbfan1991]

Harry's got a Wifey For Lifey.

[Spoon]

bore off @ the showmances this year

every year for me

[fitz2k2]

harry wife has a bf lmaooooooooo

[Jay.]

adverts already?

[Amy Jade]

Marc saying Harry and Nick will do anything for fame...he's been on a Geordie Shore rip off he's now on BB acting up for attention and he's gonna gonna kiss someone he refered to as a 'baggy fanny'.

Hypocrite much?

[Spoon]

:cheer2: Jade

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooooooo jade

[Spoon]

Marc saying Harry and Nick will do anything for fame...he's been on a Geordie Shore rip off he's now on BB acting up for attention and he's gonna gonna kiss someone he refered to as a 'baggy fanny'.

Hypocrite much?

:thumbs:

[bbfan1991]

Jade:D.

[ash2012]

TBH MARC not dragging it on, if he going to do it he gonna do it same with sam, it just sexual chemistry,

with harry n nick, it so forced, doesnt seem real enough, they dont have much in common with each other, straight as weird

[fitz2k2]

TBH MARC not dragging it on, if he going to do it he gonna do it same with sam, it just sexual chemistry,

with harry n nick, it so forced, doesnt seem real enough, they dont have much in common with each other, straight as weird

this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jay.]

i cannot stand this showmance stuff

[Amy Jade]

TBH MARC not dragging it on, if he going to do it he gonna do it same with sam, it just sexual chemistry,

with harry n nick, it so forced, doesnt seem real enough, they dont have much in common with each other, straight as weird

I feel like Harry and Nick are more genuine than Marc and Sam. He's desperate for a showmance and Jade, Chloe and Harry think he's an ugly bastard

[YourLAEx]

Not Jack being the only one who laughed at that pervy joke

[ash2012]

well harry ugly as **** and jade not even that good looking

[fitz2k2]

Nick u didnt do jack **** with harry u dumbass

[bbfan1991]

Jade is so right:D. Nick is so awkward and cringey!

[crazycolaist]

Twist

Nick has a std

[Jay.]

where did the wishing well come from

[fitz2k2]

Yes jade all we did is just grope each other its liek sex to us lmaoooo dumbass nick

[Spoon]

Danny is the most judgmental person there.

[Amy Jade]

well harry ugly as **** and jade not even that good looking

Marc looks like Bruce Foresyth shagged a tin of wood stain, if either of those two beautiful girls gave him a second glance he'd be in there like a fly on ****

[thecocacolakid]

I thought we had not seen much of Simon recently

[Crimson Dynamo]

Classic jack

[bbfan1991]

Well done Jade and Nick, that was nice towards Simon:).

[Jay.]

jack is obsessed with the final

[fitz2k2]

if harry carried kfc bucket of chicken jack would be best friends with harry lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Feck off nick you vile pig

[bbfan1991]

Jack is vile.

[Spoon]

Jack is the guy who never wants his friends to have a boy/girlfriend because he never does and he's jealous and selfish.

[thecocacolakid]

Jack dresses like a redneck and he has a redneck

[fitz2k2]

Danny ur soooo right about nick!!!

[ash2012]

**** OFF JACK, GTFOH JACK, JACK what do you offer to the house,

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great jack banter

[Jay.]

oh this is quite clever... if they don't reveal who said what.

[Spoon]

**** OFF JACK, GTFOH JACK, JACK what do you offer to the house,

makes them feel better about themselves?

[YourLAEx]

Can we not have a whole house eviction soon so fat Jack can go soon

[thecocacolakid]

Simon is bending too far so seems fake

[bbfan1991]

Simon is beginning to have a bit of self awareness. Jack has none.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack clocking nick

Spot on

[Margarine.]

Why does Jack's face always look like he has rubbed ketchup on it

[thecocacolakid]

Danny is such a prude let her get naked

[Margarine.]

not Harry cooking with breast milk

[YourLAEx]

Simon is beginning to have a bit of self awareness. Jack has none.

Him grinning like the cat who has got the cream whilst the others big him up his awful

He thinks he's won

[bbfan1991]

Yes.. Harry put some clothes on!!

[Margarine.]

oh piss off Harry you're not exactly Eve in the Garden of Eden

[Amy Jade]

Jade's wish :laugh2:

[YourLAEx]

oh piss off Harry you're not exactly Eve in the Garden of Eden

Wouldn't mind Cristian being her Adam

[Jay.]

marc kind of speaking the truth?

[Margarine.]

lmao

[bbfan1991]

Jade's wish was brilliant:laugh2:.

[Margarine.]

Wouldn't mind Cristian being her Adam

God would make you eat a poison apple for these homosexual thoughts :nono:

[Amy Jade]

oh piss off Harry you're not exactly Eve in the Garden of EdenWould you mind Christian doing it?

[fitz2k2]

jade ur wish will not happen he will go up to harry in 2secs

[YourLAEx]

God would make you eat a poison apple for these homosexual thoughts :nono:

It's worth it for a taste on Cristian's apple juice

[Margarine.]

Would you mind Christian doing it?

yes because I don't think anyone should walk around nude all day

[fitz2k2]

lol jade

[Margarine.]

Marc has given Chloe so much screen time

[Jay.]

i'm not here for there being 2 advert breaks in 20 minutes

[bbfan1991]

Jade took that in good humour:D. I am glad that she and Marc are getting on well since their differences have been settled!

[thecocacolakid]

Oh dear Marc being sexually aggressive again towards women

[Spoon]

Marc's going to wind up getting kicked out

[Amy Jade]

yes because I don't think anyone should walk around nude all day

She has a bikini on. Same as Marc wears speedos.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I could do with 50% less nick coverage.

[Margarine.]

She has a bikini on. Same as Marc wears speedos.

I wonder where she invested in her invsible swimming costume that she flashed in the bath the other day :smug:

[fitz2k2]

Marc's going to wind up getting kicked out

yup just like Helen lmaoooooooo.never gonna happen bruh

[Crimson Dynamo]

The utter lies from harry

Me?

Naked?

Moi?

F uck off love

[thecocacolakid]

She has a bikini on. Same as Marc wears speedos.

Yes and Marc is a big enough prick as it is

[Amy Jade]

I wonder where she invested in her invsible swimming costume that she flashed in the bath the other day :smug:

Yeah because nobody ****ing bathes nude

[fitz2k2]

The utter lies from harry

Me?

Naked?

Moi?

F uck off love

harry will be gone sometime next week.old housemates coming in Friday will bitch about harry n nick all day

[Xtopher]

Chloe's just another Harriet, isn't she.

[Margarine.]

Yeah because nobody ****ing bathes nude

not in that sort of enclosed situation they don't?

if she's happy flashing her vagina on camera then good for her but I think it's a little too much and I would do if it was anyone, regardless of gender

[thecocacolakid]

Chloe's just another Harriet, isn't she.

Nope Chloe is a nice girl put in a house with a sexual pest

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chloe is nice

[bbfan1991]

I like Chloe:).

[fitz2k2]

**** off vickie

[Amy Jade]

not in that sort of enclosed situation they don't?

if she's happy flashing her vagina on camera then good for her but I think it's a little too much and I would do if it was anyone, regardless of gender

Plenty have and will in the future. Are you watching the right show if you are so easily offended by nudity?

[bbfan1991]

Joel is so patronising.

[Jack_]

'Tempers at boiling point'?

This is so ****ing embarrassing, what's with the hyperbole and OTT inconsistent descriptions :umm2: :yuk: what's wrong with 'adult themes, strong language, scenes which some viewers may find distressing' etc etc

[bbfan1991]

Harry's wish for Marc.. Ouch!!

[fitz2k2]

simon such ass licker

[MB.]

'Tempers at boiling point'?

This is so ****ing embarrassing, what's with the hyperbole and OTT inconsistent descriptions :umm2: :yuk: what's wrong with 'adult themes, strong language, scenes which some viewers may find distressing' etc etc

...and twerking.

[Amy Jade]

Marc calls her creepy yet he said he gets off on making girls cry? lol such a prick

[fitz2k2]

creepy creature lol

[Margarine.]

Plenty have and will in the future. Are you watching the right show if you are so easily offended by nudity?

i'm not offended by nudity lmao :joker::joker:

whatever I'm not having this conversation, if you enjoy seeing Harry's clit then whoop-de-*******ing-do

[Lostie!]

Joel's really annoying me nowadays.

[Shaun]

is harry going to offer anything to this series or

[YourLAEx]

i'm not offended by nudity lmao :joker::joker:

whatever I'm not having this conversation, if you enjoy seeing Harry's clit then whoop-de-*******ing-do

CHANELLE

[YourLAEx]

is harry going to offer anything to this series or

Her vagina

[YourLAEx]

Want to know what offends me

Jack's tits

[thecocacolakid]

Marc is a total dick

[fitz2k2]

jade is best friend with chloe since when?lol

[Amy Jade]

i'm not offended by nudity lmao :joker::joker:

whatever I'm not having this conversation, if you enjoy seeing Harry's clit then whoop-de-*******ing-do

She stood up once in the bath get a grip haha

[Jay.]

this is the first ep that i'm literally not even paying attention to

the focus on showmances in the first half killed my interest </3

[bbfan1991]

Marc can dish it out, but he can't take it. He and Harry are as bad as each other!

[Amy Jade]

Marc being aggresive again.

[Margarine.]

She stood up once in the bath get a grip haha

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lo5_6GOsBAc/TEkFGjM829I/AAAAAAAAAq8/MlUAXC5gZa0/s320/Z1aaxojr.jpg

[Jay.]

oh wait an argument yay

[thecocacolakid]

Marc bullying girls again get him out

[YourLAEx]

Chloe looks like Jale's daughter

[lewis111]

Marc has gone from my second fave to least fave in one day. Hate him now

[fitz2k2]

fightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[bbfan1991]

Ouch!!

[Amy Jade]

Marc is a typical bully. If anyone disagrees with him he attacks them and calls them names.

He's as ugly inside as he is outside.

[thecocacolakid]

Marc has gone from my second fave to least fave in one day. Hate him now

Congrats from moving away from the darkside

[Spoon]

Gee, I wonder why someone might hesitate to tell Marc he makes them uncomfortable.

[thecocacolakid]

Marc is a typical bully. If anyone disagrees with him he attacks them and calls them names.

He's as ugly inside as he is outside.

Well said

[Jay.]

does marc own trousers

[JTM45]

Says Marc who walks around with his dick wrapped in foil...............twat!!!!!

[bbfan1991]

Marc and Harry are as bad as each other.

[Spoon]

Marc is a typical bully. If anyone disagrees with him he attacks them and calls them names.

He's as ugly inside as he is outside.

This. I wish BB would stop casting bullies as an easy way to create drama.

[Amy Jade]

Marc is such a gucking hypocrite! he's had his ugly body out as much as Harry

[Crimson Dynamo]

Marc blown it

Vile bully

[Spoon]

Marc is such a gucking hypocrite! he's had his ugly body out as much as Harry

And he does things like hump the bed and gyrate in the shower while making sexual gestures.

[Margarine.]

does marc own trousers

He probably thinks that because he is a giant knob that he can't fit into them

[bbfan1991]

Marc is a hypocrite.

[Amy Jade]

Yep he's a bully

[Niamh.]

OMG Marc :/

[thecocacolakid]

Get him out the house now big brother he is dangerous

[JTM45]

Mark's disgusting!!!!

[fitz2k2]

marc farts will make all housemates pass out lol

[Amy Jade]

Go then you ugly peice of **** bully

[Jay.]

he's like this literally every episode

[fitz2k2]

did marc make a threat?

[lewis111]

Marc is favourite to win. What is our country

[bbfan1991]

Marc is a bully.

I liked Jade explaining to Chloe why she mentioned her name:).

[Kizzy]

he's working himself up..... he's going to blow :/

[Amy Jade]

Danny shut up it's not Harry's fault he can't take critisism!

[fitz2k2]

Marc just made a threat that he will abuse harry wtf!!!!!!!

[Jemal]

God i dislike harry

[thecocacolakid]

Marc is favourite to win. What is our country

One that votes a conservative government in so there you go

[bbfan1991]

Harry is just as bad, she is so fake, smug now she thinks she is in with the originals and is so irritating.

[Jay.]

omg the end of this showmance? :fc:

[Jay.]

omg the amount of food on that plate

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nick makes me ill

[thecocacolakid]

Chloe looks really pretty sometimes

[fitz2k2]

nick wants to leave the bed cause of what housemates portray with harry lmao pathetic basted what a weasel

[bbfan1991]

Marc bricking it now.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chloe looks really pretty sometimes

She realy does

:love:

[thecocacolakid]

I fear for Harry's safety

[Spoon]

BB is desperate to keep the bully in the house.

[Amy Jade]

Marc calls Harry a ***** and a prostitute then has sex in the house.

Who is the *****?

[Spoon]

I fear for Harry's safety

same. And for anyone who tries to look after her.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why has jade done a 360

And is now good?

[fitz2k2]

sam is a slut.shes only doing this to try to stay in the house

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just getting dark here now

I love june

[bbfan1991]

Marc is right about Harry.

[bbfan1991]

Why has jade done a 360

And is now good?

She feels more settled and happier in there, things change quickly in the BB house. What I like about Jade is that she's took risks and has been constantly interesting to watch in the process.

[thecocacolakid]

BB is desperate to keep the bully in the house.

Yes but he is quite a dangerous one I think. Helen was vile and nasty and Marc is all that also but I think his limits have been stretched beyond what's normal by being in army or whatever so could blow quite easily and end up doing something bad.

[Amy Jade]

I've never witness BB baby a housemate as much as they do Marc.

[Amy Jade]

sam is a slut.shes only doing this to try to stay in the house

Marc is a slut too.

[Crimson Dynamo]

She feels more settled and happier in there, things change quickly in the BB house. What I like about Jade is that she's took risks and has been constantly interesting to watch in the process.
Yes i agree

[JTM45]

Marc is right about Harry.

Of course he's not!!!
He just doesn't like a female standing up to him and giving him back what he gives out.

He likes it when he can break a woman and make her cry and he can't do that with Harry!

The guy's a complete twat.

[Margarine.]

Screaming at her having a strop

[thecocacolakid]

Harry is a pretty moody and angry girl with a chip on her shoulder

[bbfan1991]

Interesting conversation between Jade and Joel.

[Margarine.]

is she fingering herself

[Jemal]

Nick is terrible

[bbfan1991]

Harry's having a strop, she wants some alone time but Nick just can't keep away *pukes*.

[Amy Jade]

Marc can't stop talking about Harry he's obsessed.

He's probably got an erection over her crying

[fitz2k2]

Nick ur ****ing dumbass stay away from harry

[Jemal]

So is harry now dangerous people?
Or is she still not cause shes a woman :)

[Margarine.]

lmao

/sits back and watches people defend Harry for making threats

horrid woman

[thecocacolakid]

Marc can't stop talking about Harry he's obsessed.

He's probably got an erection over her crying

:joker: yes I am sure

[fitz2k2]

marc just threaten harry.big brother does nothing.if harry fights marc this on ur head big brother

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nick is terrible

:clap1:

[thecocacolakid]

Nick ur ****ing dumbass stay away from harry

She has touched his penis so it's too late now

[Amy Jade]

Jack calling others boring...

[Jay.]

jack is kind of speaking truth here

but he's worst so

[Lostie!]

Wow, I actually agree with Jack and Danny. :worry:

But let's see if they say this to his face.

[MB.]

Danny with his hands in his trousers :omgno:

[YourLAEx]

All Jack does is bitch about other people but is too scared to do it to their face unless general house opinion is against them.

[thecocacolakid]

marc just threaten harry.big brother does nothing.if harry fights marc this on ur head big brother

Yes I don't want to see anything violent happen

[Spoon]

Jack and Danny have nothing to do but talk about more interesting people.

[bbfan1991]

Jack is a vile cretin.

[fitz2k2]

thank you jack speaking the truth about nick

[thecocacolakid]

Marc looks like the devil from the movie Legend

[thecocacolakid]

I could see Chloe in Harry potter

[Jay.]

i really like chloe

[Amy Jade]

Marc took it out on Chloe because he knows he can upset her and make her cry wheras Harry stands up for herself so he goes for the easy target

[Jay.]

ergh the time wasted showing us these *****

honestly can we move on

[bbfan1991]

Chloe doing the Jade voice:D. She finds it funny!

[thecocacolakid]

Oh god I feel ill

[Spoon]

Can't watch this. VOM

[Jemal]

A drunken mistake

[Jay.]

welp @ them kissing in the middle of the house with the lights on bcos they know it will be shown

[bbfan1991]

Marc and Sam are as cringey as Nick and Harry.

[Jemal]

The greatest ever romance in bb history

[thecocacolakid]

Marc took it out on Chloe because he knows he can upset her and make her cry wheras Harry stands up for herself so he goes for the easy target

Like all bully's do

[Jay.]

i honestly cannot watch them

[fitz2k2]

Ireland invading sam lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ew

[thecocacolakid]

First anal on bb

[Spoon]

I hope Sam is on the pill

[Amy Jade]

Harry eating her toast with hher tits out :clap1:

[bbfan1991]

Jade spotting the bed antics:laugh2::joker:.

[Lostie!]

"Sam, are you alright?" :joker:

[thecocacolakid]

I hope Sam is on the pill

Don't think he is going in that hole

[Jemal]

Sam is roasting

[FacelessME]

Ewww turning off.

[Jay.]

vom

[bbfan1991]

Vomit inducing.

[Amy Jade]

I hope Sam is on the pill

Marc's so pumped up with steroids he's probably shooting blanks

[Jay.]

are we supposed to care about them idgi

[Jay.]

only 3? D:

[Amy Jade]

Only 3 in the bunker?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I vomited lava

[Spoon]

Don't think he is going in that hole

:facepalm:

[MB.]

Only 3 ex-housemates? Messy

[JTM45]

It'll take Sam all night to find his eenie, weenie, teeny, tiny steroid dick!!!!:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Jack is so bitter.

[fitz2k2]

are we supposed to care about them idgi

if nick kiss harry u be happy for him

[thecocacolakid]

only 3? D:

Depends who they are I hope it's bit that daft nikki graham

[Xtopher]

3 is fine.