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hbk4894
08-06-2015, 07:53 PM
for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.

Ramsay
08-06-2015, 07:56 PM
Nothing bad. i can manipulate myself out of situations fairly easy it's a good trait!

LemonJam
08-06-2015, 08:09 PM
nearly got suspended from school for just generally being ****.

Will.
08-06-2015, 08:19 PM
Setting fire to my school and dragging a teacher by their hair whilst spitting and kicking them.

Crimson Dynamo
08-06-2015, 08:21 PM
arrested and thrown in cells and then beaten up by police


probably deserved. ended up in court and charged.

didnt happen again

LukeB
08-06-2015, 08:22 PM
I'm a good boy :hugesmile:

Will.
08-06-2015, 08:24 PM
I also pushed my deputy head down the stairs

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:07 PM
When I was 16, during my Year 11 Prom, my parents told me that I had to be home after Prom finished, by 1 in the morning, but instead I slept at my friends house, and didn't return home til the next afternoon. My mum was worried sick, and I got a right bollocking. I was then grounded for a week, but I snuck out for an after-party, anyway.

:joker:

Will, judging by the things you have done, surprised you don't have an ASBO.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:09 PM
When I was 16, during my Year 11 Prom, my parents told me that I had to be home after Prom finished, by 1 in the morning, but instead I slept at my friends house, and didn't return home til the next afternoon. My mum was worried sick, and I got a right bollocking. I was grounded for a week, but I snuck out for an after-party.

:joker:

Will, judging by the things you have done, surprised you don't have an ASBO.

not that bad tbh, the deputy head only broke his leg

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:10 PM
not that bad tbh, the deputy head only broke his leg

:umm2:

Firewire
08-06-2015, 09:11 PM
I got suspended because I was a troll and called my head teacher Adolf Hitler online and someone screengrabbed and sent him it oop I was actually an amazing pupil with one moment of stupidity oh well

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:11 PM
I was truanting in college.
Still passed, tho.

:smug:

MB.
08-06-2015, 09:13 PM
Setting fire to my school and dragging a teacher by their hair whilst spitting and kicking them.

I also pushed my deputy head down the stairs

banter

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:13 PM
:umm2:

I give him a tissue to stop the bleeding, wasn't that harsh

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:14 PM
I remember nonchalantly walking out of one of my RE lessons, in Year 10, because I said I CBA to learn about Jesus, much to my teacher's dismay.

I was on call-out, with four teachers chasing me around the school.

Good times.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:15 PM
I remember nonchalantly walking out of one of my RE lessons, in Year 10, because I said I CBA to learn about Jesus, much to my teacher's dismay.

I was on call-out, with four teachers chasing me around the school.

Good times.

Oh yeh I chucked all the bibles outside the window, and told the RE teacher to take his catholic cult somewhere else, then I threw a bottle at him, I got expelled but I said sorry, I was only 12

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:17 PM
Oh yeh I chucked all the bibles outside the window, and told the RE teacher to take his catholic cult somewhere else, then I threw a bottle at him, I got expelled

Arson
Assault
Spitting
Bottling


Misfits teas.

Xtopher
08-06-2015, 09:17 PM
I threw a school desk at someone when I was 15. I just ended up taking my lessons in the office for a week.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:18 PM
Arson
Assault
Spitting
Glassing someone in the face


Misfits teas.

I also chucked a huge tin of paint all over the chapel at school before pissing on the altar when I was 13

MB.
08-06-2015, 09:19 PM
(I mean Will clearly did none of these things but anyway)

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:20 PM
I remember in Year 3, me and some kid were playing 'it' and running around the classroom with Scissors in our hands.

We got sent to the headteachers office.
It was funny as I remember I was ****ting it, but once you grow up, you realize they don't do anything.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:20 PM
(I mean Will clearly did none of these things but anyway)

obviously just used my imagination for this thread, although I had a lot more dirtier ideas for what I did at school, but to gruesome tbh

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:21 PM
I remember in Year 3, me and some kid were playing 'it' and running around the classroom with Scissors in our hands.

We got sent to the headteachers office.
It was funny as I remember I was ****ting it, but once you grow up, you realize they don't do anything.

I stuck a pair of scissors into my teachers foot

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:22 PM
obviously just used my imagination for this thread, although I had a lot more dirtier ideas for what I did at school, but to gruesome tbh

Is one of them failure to attend your English lessons?

:fist:

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:23 PM
Is one of them failure to attend your English lessons?

:fist:

well I got an A my mock Mr/Mrs/Miss BB6

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:23 PM
I'm bored of this thread now.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:25 PM
I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain in a new corridor until some stuck up scottish teacher who looked liked Danielle told me to stop, she asked for my name, I gave her a false name as I leave school in 4 days

Daniel.
08-06-2015, 09:27 PM
Probably for calling my Science teacher a fat ****er and setting off a fart bomb thing in the school nnnn

Denver
08-06-2015, 09:31 PM
I was sentenced to 5 minutes in prison for stealing a chocolate bar, I thought I could do the time but I cracked before I was released

Jay.
08-06-2015, 09:33 PM
in school i once got a spot removed from the chart

MB.
08-06-2015, 09:35 PM
Setting fire to my school and dragging a teacher by their hair whilst spitting and kicking them.

I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain

Well that escalated quickly

LukeB
08-06-2015, 09:39 PM
in school i once got a spot removed from the chart

so bad omg :joker:

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:41 PM
I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain in a new corridor until some stuck up scottish teacher who looked liked Danielle told me to stop, she asked for my name, I gave her a false name as I leave school in 4 days

Was it her fesh?

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:44 PM
Was it her fesh?

to be far it was all over the floor and it was tiled floor so probs not the best idea to have a water fight, surprised she didn't trip up on her high heels

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:45 PM
to be far it was all over the floor and it was tiled floor so probs not the best idea to have a water fight, surprised she didn't trip up on her high heels

Power Trip. :laugh:

jackc1806
08-06-2015, 09:45 PM
I printed masks off of my teachers with my friends and stuck them around the classroom, and one time I threw a condom on the floor at an old teacher welp and he was like 'DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME'

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:47 PM
Probably for calling my Science teacher a fat ****er and setting off a fart bomb thing in the school nnnn

Jack?

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:48 PM
Power Trip. :laugh:

our female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

MB.
08-06-2015, 09:49 PM
Are female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

Hopefully none of them teach English.

Jay.
08-06-2015, 09:50 PM
so bad omg :joker:

i was being serious :worry:

it was in year 4, for running in the corridor D:

i developed a personality in year 10/11 though, but i couldn't be ****ed with being an ass hole. no t/shade but who has time to do **** like that

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:50 PM
Hopefully none of them teach English.

I'm tired, I was up at 3am, leave me alone MB :hehe:

Jason.
08-06-2015, 09:51 PM
Are female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

Yeah, the Food Tech teacher is Pauline.
She yells whenever the pupils use too much chicken in their Noodle-Stir fry.

She's also in charge of toilet duty, in case people piss in the sink.

Will.
08-06-2015, 09:54 PM
Yeah, the Food Tech teacher is Pauline.
She yells whenever the pupils use too much chicken in their Noodle-Stir fry.

She's also in charge of toilet duty, in case people piss in the sink.


When we use too much chicken in food tech:

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/25/618x571/uktv0bb_paulinea.jpg

Jazzy P ****s us all!

Im there like:

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3644902.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-11.jpg

**** you Jazzy P

the truth
09-06-2015, 02:57 AM
is this just about school

Livia
09-06-2015, 12:55 PM
is this just about school

It seems so. It also serves as a warning for anyone thinking of becoming a teacher.

hannah.
10-06-2015, 03:26 PM
I got arrested twice in 2013 - once for general drunken idiocy, the 2nd time clubbing, because a bouncer threw me down some stairs and then was dragging me outside with his hand kind of over my face and his thumb in my mouth so I bit him.

Each ended up as a night in the cells (1st time I had to call in sick to work from the police phone) and needless to say I've calmed down since :angel:

Cherie
10-06-2015, 04:19 PM
When we use too much chicken in food tech:

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/25/618x571/uktv0bb_paulinea.jpg

Jazzy P ****s us all!

Im there like:

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3644902.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-11.jpg

**** you Jazzy P



:laugh: don't ever change Will

Pete.
10-06-2015, 04:21 PM
http://i1.cdnds.net/14/25/618x571/uktv0bb_paulinea.jpg

hijaxers
10-06-2015, 04:21 PM
for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.

2 year suspended sentence - Yes really kids

Will.
10-06-2015, 04:22 PM
I won't :laugh:

mrflibble
11-06-2015, 05:52 AM
I always got detention in highschool for refusing to participate in PE. As and Bs in every other class, as well as being a quiet and well-behaved student, but I did not want to do sport and you cannot make me do something I don't want to do. Useless excuse for a school.