Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother : Time Warp Week Tues. 16th

[tomrain]

Brian for prime minister

[Lostie!]

"Go to the open envelope"? :joker:

[smudgie]

:worship: Brian.

[bbfan1991]

Brian was right there!

[Livia]

Never thought I'd agree with Jack.

[Jason.]

Brian may be stupid. But he has emotional intelligence.

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooo brian

[Jay.]

oh god helen

[tomrain]

Go on jack flash them

[ash2012]

I DONT understand brian, your mission is about rocking the boat,

[Jay.]

'i need to go finish my washing'

line of the series right there

[fitz2k2]

jack shutup!!!!!

[MB.]

Oh god don't make me like Jack please

[Jake.]

Helen just stop

[smudgie]

Strewth..Jack found his balls.

[Ammi]

...Simon..:laugh:...

[Jay.]

i'm happy jack is doing this

hopefully he's up tomorrow :fc:

[Calderyon]

Good on you Brian. Thank you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack

A hero

[Amy Jade]

omg go Jack!!

[fitz2k2]

**** off jack!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

****ing hell, i cant watch this, i want to throw my TV out of the window because of how ****ing stupid and hypocritical Helen is

[Jason.]

Oh god don't make me like Jack please

Stay strong.
Just remember the way he treated Jade and Adjoa.

[Jay.]

why have they turned marc into the new helen

[lewis111]

ahh Helen stop making good points you're wrong

[tomrain]

Purge purge purge!!!

[fitz2k2]

jack sit down

[bbfan1991]

Jack is secretly relieved he's not up.

[Jake.]

I swear to God I'm going to throw something, has that dickhead honestly forgotten about how she acted last year/how she is in general?

[Amy Jade]

Helen you are a bully you dirty mess

[Jay.]

aw now harry has friends

[Jason.]

Marc. SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!

SHUT THE EFFING HELL UP!

HELEN PISS OFF!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh danny is here.

[Rob!]

Jack is secretly relieved he's not up.

Won't last long :hee:

[Lostie!]

I still don't find Jack particularly likeable. His reason for sniping about Simon was poor.

[lewis111]

Like Harry's dress just saying

[Shaun]

Oh god don't make me like Jack please

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

nick following harry

[tomrain]

Jacks aroused and red

[JTM45]

aw now harry has friends

I'd be surprised if you have any.

[LukeB]

No Helen Brian has a heart unlike some :hee:

[Legend killer]

Helen/Marc are pathetic

[Kazanne]

Helen is right Brian did suggest Chloe

[bbfan1991]

Brian did say that Chloe was in danger.

[Jason.]

Helen/Marc are pathetic

Agree.

Or in B's eyes, just Helen, and King Marc can do no wrong. :joker:

[Ammi]

...he may have also nominated her but that doesn't mean that he wouldn't be caring when she's upset...

[Legend killer]

**** Nikki

[smudgie]

Ahhhh, Helen looking for the camera there.:joker:

[tomrain]

Helen/Marc are pathetic

Ring the bell SHAME SHAME

[hijaxers]

Strewth..Jack found his balls.

Nah he found his cushion to cuddle - no change there

[tomrain]

Nikki licking ass

[LukeB]

Agree.

Or in B's eyes, just Helen, and King Marc can do no wrong. :joker:

Brian slated Marc in the Diary room which i also agree with

[Jay.]

they shouldn't have called brian to the diary room tbh

it made it look like helen had the last word :nono:

[lewis111]

He's the drama queen yet you've gone on about it screaming for the last 10 minutes

[Kazanne]

danny disappointed with Chloe,what a lovely lot they are

[tomrain]

I am finding Chloe looking sexy :spin:

[Jake.]

The face on it

[FacelessME]

Jack only gets the balls to say something when someone else says what he was thinking otherwise he'll keep stun.

[Amy Jade]

If Marc was being honest he'd tell them he want Chloe V Harry because Chloe is a fave and he's desperate to get Harry out

[Shaun]

Danny hon no one cares if you're normal or not, you're barely ****ing there

[Lostie!]

I actually don't think Marc was as bad there, he tried to rein Helen in.

But from the preview, he acts like a knob later in the Diary Room later. :facepalm:

EDIT: Oh, here it is.

[Jason.]

Helen = Rottweiler.

:joker:

[tomrain]

Brian spot on there

[Ammi]

...the thing that annoys me is that Helen's so cold about all the nominations/like everyone has to be nominated even if it sucks when she's never had a nomination herself...just no consideration for anyone's feelings at all ...

[Jemal]

Ah marc

[Jay.]

no idea what marc is saying

[Rob!]

Marc calling Jack fat because Helen does it :bored:

[Lostie!]

I don't even like Jack but it pisses me off so much when people bring looks / weight into it.

[Jason.]

Marc die now.

[Kazanne]

LOL,marcs making me laugh

[Drew.]

...the thing that annoys me is that Helen's so cold about all the nominations/like everyone has to be nominated even if it sucks when she's never had a nomination herself...just no consideration for anyone's feelings at all ...

truth

[fitz2k2]

marc lmaoooooooooooooooooo

[Niamh.]

Ugh I actually hate Marc

[Jay.]

yawn @ marc

[fitz2k2]

marc is right chloe

[Kazanne]

Saddle sniffers:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

so disappointed in Marc. :(

[Jake.]

...the thing that annoys me is that Helen's so cold about all the nominations/like everyone has to be nominated even if it sucks when she's never had a nomination herself...just no consideration for anyone's feelings at all ...

Exactly, very easy for someone to judge despite never going through the actual process

[Jason.]

Helen and Marc are repugnant individuals.

[Jake.]

Marc this past week :(

[Lostie!]

Marc has to hold the record for the amount of times a housemate has made me go up and down in my opinion of them in one episode.

[ash2012]

lmfao brian

[Kazanne]

no Brian you just don't want to be controversial and have any of them dislike you,grow a pair man.

[Ammi]

...Marc's just stupid...Brian's not a housemate but has to nominate, he doesn't know any of them very well like Marc does so why wouldn't he be considerate with whoever they had nominated....

[JTM45]

Why does Mark insist on wearing a cross between knickers and hot pants all the time ?
They look RIDICULOUS!!!!!!

[fitz2k2]

marcccccc to win!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jason.]

I'm glad his popularity is falling.

Never liked him, and the support he got on here last week made me feel sick.

The only good thing about Helen entering is poisoning Marc.

[Ammi]

no Brian you just don't want to be controversial and have any of them dislike you,grow a pair man.

..why would he care though..he'll be out in a few days...

[Jemal]

Used to love marc but hes talking about brown noseing then all he can do is do that to helen.

[Legend killer]

The episode which ended Marc's chances of winning

[Livia]

Why does Mark insist on wearing a cross between knickers and hot pants all the time ?
They look RIDICULOUS!!!!!!

They do look ridiculous, you're right.

[LukeB]

no Brian you just don't want to be controversial and have any of them dislike you,grow a pair man.

who wants to be controversial tho? what is wrong with being a genuine nice person unlike HELLen and Marc?

[Shaun]

no Brian you just don't want to be controversial and have any of them dislike you,grow a pair man.

/ he's a good person and doesn't want to associate with a ****

not sure why everyone displaying a basic level of diplomacy and fairness is now seen as a gameplayer

[Kazanne]

marcccccc to win!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm still laughing at the 'saddle sniffers' line:laugh::laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Oh Marc, that was bad. I actually agreed with bits he said about Chloe, she hasn't done enough in there. I remember when she took it bad just because Nick nominated her before, is she really expecting to coast through to the final without ever being nominated or up for the public vote?

[smudgie]

Well, I think BB has given Marc that length of rope, and he has grabbed if with both hands.
Helen stroking his ego has done him no end of bad.:laugh::cheer2:

[fitz2k2]

i'm still laughing at the 'saddle sniffers' line:laugh::laugh:

hahahahaha

[Crimson Dynamo]

Brian mistaking a nom for a personalised attack

[ash2012]

i lold at the part when he said they all be queing up to diary room

[Jack_]

It's so surreal seeing ex housemates from different series in the house arguing. :joker:

LOL I was thinking this, it's messing with my head

You just know Brian thinks 'who is this Helen peasant who won a C5 series?' as well

[Drew.]

/ he's a good person and doesn't want to associate with a ****

not sure why everyone displaying a basic level of diplomacy and fairness is now seen as a gameplayer

some more truth

[Kazanne]

/ he's a good person and doesn't want to associate with a ****

not sure why everyone displaying a basic level of diplomacy and fairness is now seen as a gameplayer

I like him,I just think he is being silly here,he played a part in the bunker ,he seems to have a short memory.

[JTM45]

They do look ridiculous, you're right.

They do....right ?
It looks like two mellons jiggling about in a pair of undersized knickers when he's walking around! :laugh:

[tomrain]

Think the house is not big enough for two bullies as vile as Marc and Helen it seems

[Ammi]

Well, I think BB has given Marc that length of rope, and he has grabbed if with both hands.
Helen stroking his ego has done him no end of bad.:laugh::cheer2:

..I think it was already fully stroked by himself/his ego....

[Jay.]

none of them are talented :umm2:

[zakman440]

Brian's trending on Twitter :clap1:

http://i.gyazo.com/067d84fa942aff4edbdcfa7308259b92.png

[bbfan1991]

Marc is horrid. I did predict that Helen would be his downfall.

[Jason.]

Why are Cristian and Danny moaning?
She called them out for being fame-hungry, and rightly so they are.

Truth hurts, bitch.

[Jake.]

no Brian you just don't want to be controversial and have any of them dislike you,grow a pair man.

Why is it now that unless a housemate is 'controversial' and 'tells it like it is' they have to have some apparent ulterior motive? The likes of Helen truely have ruined this show

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sometimes realsing your boring is hard

[bbfan1991]

Smug prats.

[Ammi]

I like him,I just think he is being silly here,he played a part in the bunker ,he seems to have a short memory.

..but having to nominate someone you hardly know/don't really dislike at all would still make you considerate of them being upset though...

[Rob!]

I will never understand how Helen won.

[Jemal]

Tbh i do like cristian for who he is

[tomrain]

Helen is like a bag of black bile and she has been drip feeding mark from her teet since she entered. The good thing is no decent person could like them now.

Result

[FacelessME]

"Start doing things now" Like what Danny? You've done naff all for 4 weeks FFS!! F.uck off.

[JTM45]

The likes of Helen truely have ruined this show

Never a truer word spoken! :clap1:

[Kazanne]

Why is it now that unless a housemate is 'controversial' and 'tells it like it is' they have to have some apparent ulterior motive? The likes of Helen truely have ruined this show

Nowt to do with Helen,most of them are tossers,cowards or scared

[Lostie!]

So is Nick not in the gang now? :umm2:

I'm so confused with these house dynamics. :laugh:

[Jason.]

Stop moaning fame hungry sod.

[Jemal]

Tbh brian its true.

[fitz2k2]

time out danny wants to expose nick?????????????

[Jason.]

So is Nick not in the gang now? :umm2:

I'm so confused with these house dynamics. :laugh:

Same.

[bbfan1991]

The nerve of Danny, he is the gameplayer and Jack and Cristian and Chloe. At least Jade and Nick have been entertaining!

[Jemal]

When you put it like that "doing a programme with helen wood"
It sounds bad

[fitz2k2]

cmon danny show us ur really self not quite self

[Jemal]

The nerve of Danny, he is the gameplayer and Jack and Cristian and Chloe. At least Jade and Nick have been entertaining!

How has nick been entertaining btw?

[Amy Jade]

hahaha you really can't blame Brian for feeling like that. Helen is repugnant.

[fitz2k2]

brian acting like a 5yr old

[Jay.]

marc is actually vile

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes brian

fullfi g my expectations of you you twat

[fitz2k2]

nick always with harry geez

[Kazanne]

Brians been looking at Tibb,lol

[Jay.]

aw @ brian :worry:

[Legend killer]

Don't like Danny but Nick is the slimiest he was right

[Jake.]

"Ashleigh was such a miserable bitch last year" "Helen really wasn't that bad, it's not an excuse" lol

[rionablue]

Danny said Nick and Jade are playing a game. The four in the bedroom are a clique Danny Cristian Jack and Chloe. If the clique isn't broken they will sail to the final because they will pick off the others one by one starting with Jade Nick and possibly Joel. I think Chloe needs to go or else those four will be left. And NONE of them are worthy of the final. Jack is a crank, Chloe IS BORING for the most part, Cristian has ZERO personality and Danny is a wimp

[Jake.]

Helen's attitude ****ing stinks

[Amy Jade]

Marc is a bum licker himself he's rimmed Helen since she walked in. Hypocritical tosser

[tomrain]

Put Marc and Helen back in the bunker

[Jason.]

Do Nikki and Helen get a long?
They seem fine.

[smudgie]

Please please bring Aiselyne in.
Then we will soon see who gives a s*** :joker:

[fitz2k2]

imagine if brian was the president were doomed!!!!

[Jason.]

Put Marc and Helen back in the bunker

Keep them there...without food and water.

[Ammi]

...Marc is completely negative all of the time now and there is no 'playful' Marc anymore...it's really worked against him going into the bunker...

[Vanessa]

Very good show for Cristian and Brian today. The good guys. I hope Brian stays. :clap1:

[fitz2k2]

brian there is the door please leave

[Jemal]

Chloe please stop

[bbfan1991]

A few of the clique ****ting themselves that they might not make the final.

[Jay.]

i usually hate it when people talk about leaving, but i do actually agree with brian.

[karezza]

Chloe is nauseating.

[Livia]

Helen, like you would know what a hero looked like.

[JTM45]

Helen, you thick bint!!!!

[Shaun]

A typically over-the-top and irrelevant metaphor from the Archcunt herself

[LukeB]

"Ashleigh was such a miserable bitch last year" "Helen really wasn't that bad, it's not an excuse" lol

I don't get the miserable comments at all. BB edited her into that. They are clips of her actually having fun and smiling but BB never even shown it. Also living with Helen for weeks is so fun, Ashleigh and Danielle had a wonderful time.

[MB.]

More than just the two nominations, then.

(yes I'm pretending the nomination process still matters because god forbid if I'm going to accept Brian Belo vs Helen as a storyline)

[Jake.]

Helen, like you would know what a hero looked like.

I would say her surgeon but

[Amy Jade]

Helen, like you would know what a hero looked like.

Rooney was a bit of a footballing hero and she's had him inside her in all fairness

[Ammi]

..I hate people acting like a hero'...why..?....why does it bother her when people do something nice...

[Jason.]

Surprised she knew what the Battle of Hastings was. She's thick.

[bbfan1991]

Helen really is so thick.

[MojoNixon]

Chloe is nauseating.

No.

[Jake.]

..I hate people acting like a hero'...why..?....why does it bother her when people do something nice...

Because being the person she is, she doesn't believe kindess is a trait people can carry

[smudgie]

Acting Like a normal decent person.Helen equates that to acting like a hero.
Says it all really.

[FacelessME]

Gone off Marc slightly. Its as if he's blind to see the how truly poisonous Helen is.

[Ammi]

Surprised she knew what the Battle of Hastings was. She's thick.

..yeah, I didn't think the timewarp would take them all back that far...

[Lostie!]

I hope Nick finds out how two-faced Jack and Danny are with him tbh.

[smudgie]

A typically over-the-top and irrelevant metaphor from the Archcunt herself

Only quoting you as I love your turn of phrase...and I am to much of a Nanna to say it myself:blush: