Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 10PM Saturday 20/6/15

[arista]

I am glad its 10PM
let the Fights Start

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No Danny no sunshine
you are fecking indoors
Get those sunglasses off.

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Yes Helen
Danny is trouble


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No Danny he is not safe
he will double cross you,
its all to sell his own story

[arista]

On in one hour

[Wizard.]

I hate the Saturday night highlights show, I feel like I've always seen it before because we see the evicted housemate again.

[y.winter]

10PM on a saturday? why?

I'll watch it tomorrow then :sleep:

[arista]

I hate the Saturday night highlights show, I feel like I've always seen it before because we see the evicted housemate again.


True
but tonight is better
as after the Eviction - Fights
Division and War

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[zakman440]

Looks like a lot of drama tonight...

[Kazanne]

Hi everyone

[fitz2k2]

timeout who are marcs friends again?lol

[Gusto Brunt]

On in one hour

It's on now ;)

[bots]

last night of Jade :bawling:

[bots]

funny watching underpants man strutting around like a parrot on heat :laugh:

[hijaxers]

WTF is Nicks hair - :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker:

[fitz2k2]

nick who do u follow around again?lol

[Jason.]

Danny looks about 16.

[Lostie!]

"Cross Marc off the Christmas card list"

Like he was ever on it :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

funny watching underpants man strutting around like a parrot on heat :laugh:

Does he wear trousers outside?

[Kazanne]

Im sure marc is gutted to be off the Xmas card list.

[hijaxers]

Danny of Dullsville rears his ugly head

[Vanessa]

I think i like Danny now. :laugh:

[Jason.]

"I don't have time for you".

Danny you're in Big Brother. Not on the night shift in Tesco's.

[Kazanne]

bloody hell Joel,is he abba,lol,lol

[Gusto Brunt]

"I don't have time for you".

Danny you're in Big Brother. Not on the night shift in Tesco's.
:joker:

[Jason.]

Joel is cracking me up.

[bots]

bjon borg from abba :joker:

[arista]

Im sure marc is gutted to be off the Xmas card list.



Danny is such a fool

[Kazanne]

Brian instigating the bitching

[Jason.]

"Propaganda man".

Does Brian know that 'Propaganda' is?

[Vanessa]

Topless Cristian! :drool:

[arista]

Brian instigating the bitching


Yes a Utter Trouble Maker

[fitz2k2]

propaganda brian u don't know what that means

[hijaxers]

I think i like Danny now. :laugh:

Gawd now yer polyamorus - make yer mind up

[Jason.]

Topless Cristian! :drool:

Cristian isn't even on screen.

Do you think about him every minute of every day?
:joker:

[bots]

Topless Cristian! :drool:

calm down Vanessa :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

marc Is right!

[Jason.]

Why are Marc's legs fat?

[Vanessa]

FFS I hate Marc! he hates people who kiss ass, but it's ok when it's his ass they're kissing. :nono:

[Gusto Brunt]

"Propaganda man".

Does Brian know that 'Propaganda' is?

It's the manipulation of the masses through government and the media, isn't it

[Kazanne]

Why is Marc not allowed like Helen and her him

[icecakes]

Cristian isn't even on screen.

Do you think about him every minute of every day?
:joker:

So do you :wavey:

[Kazanne]

Brian talking about friends after a few days,LOL,LOL

[Jason.]

It's the manipulation of the masses through government and the media, isn't it

It's something that is biased to promote a political point of view.

[bots]

Why is Marc not allowed like Helen and her him

friends don't seem to be allowed, if it doesnt include the little group

[arista]

Why is Marc not allowed like Helen and her him


Danny thinks he is Police

[Jason.]

Christ Danny is going to cry again.

[Jason.]

Danny looks like a woman.

Anybody else noticed?

[fitz2k2]

danny is playing a game n each day its getting exposed

[Gusto Brunt]

It's something that is biased to promote a political point of view.

A long way short of what Brian thinks it is then

[Jason.]

Jade gets ejected?

[arista]

Niki - a Utter Stirring Bitch

[Kazanne]

jeez,nikki and brian are pathetic,trying to make things out of nothing

[arista]

Jade gets ejected?


Evicted

[Xtopher]

ejected :shocked:

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny looks like a woman.

Anybody else noticed?

Yes, me. I have said it loads of times:joker::joker:

[bots]

Jade gets ejected?

well BB decided her time was up, so its the same thing really

[icecakes]

Wish they would send white dee in to sort Helen out

[fitz2k2]

whos older nikki or Helen?nikki scared of Helen lmao

[Gusto Brunt]

whos older nikki or Helen?nikki scared of Helen lmao

Helen's 28 and Nicki 48.:joker:

[Cherie]

Why did he say ejected :unsure:

[Kazanne]

Wish they would send white dee in to sort Helen out

Why what has she done in your eyes now,and White Dee the scumbag of all scumbags,would hit the deck and wouldn't be able to get back up:joker:

[Xtopher]

whos older nikki or Helen?nikki scared of Helen lmao

Nikki is 33 and Helen is 20something.

[hijaxers]

Christ Danny is going to cry again.

Danny showing his totally pathetic side - he has to its the only side he's got

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny used to be a woman, I'm sure. Ms Jenner, eat yer heart out:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes, me. I have said it loads of times:joker::joker:

Gusto and his danny the ****** fetish

[Gusto Brunt]

Gusto and his danny the ****** fetish

:joker::joker:

[arista]

jeez,nikki and brian are pathetic,trying to make things out of nothing


Yes Pathetic they are

[hijaxers]

Why did he say ejected :unsure:

Prob meant ejeculated :joker:

[Kazanne]

Brian needs back up

[Beetlejuice]

whos older nikki or Helen?nikki scared of Helen lmao

Nikki's about 5 foot and weighs 5 stone

[Kazanne]

OMG what cowards are those two sneaks

[fitz2k2]

brian needs aarmy vs Helen lmao.pathetic!

[arista]

OMG what cowards are those two sneaks


True

[Gusto Brunt]

Nikki's about 5 foot and weighs 5 stone

She looks about 4 foot 7

[Jason.]

I found it funny when Helen walked in the store room.

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

I think Helen knows something up between them

[hijaxers]

I found it funny when Helen walked in the store room.

:joker:

Why ???

[fitz2k2]

ewwwwwwwwwwww brian and jade

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade should have stayed Harry should have gone.

[Kazanne]

Why ???

They were bitching and shut up as soon as she walked in,= cowards

[hijaxers]

Aww Jade the udder day !! can't stand yer accent poor baby girl

[icecakes]

God Brian and Jade, pass the sick bucket:yuk:

[bots]

jade going has blown this series for me, she doesnt take herself seriously, a great starting point

[arista]

Jade they are not after you

[Kazanne]

jade going has blown this series for me

She should have stayed

[Jason.]

Why can BB housemates never pronounce the word "clique".
It's "clique", which sounds like boutique.

Not "click".

[fitz2k2]

brian is such a dumbass for kissing this women

[arista]

"Get Jack Out" - Love the Crowd

[hijaxers]

Harry looks like a complete tart with that awful lippy
Oh yeah - a dull green rubber dress - height of bad taste or what ? The Dorothy bow on the front makes it - don't ya think ? God awful bad taste

[Vanessa]

Get jack out! lol :joker:

[Jason.]

I love Jade.

Gutted she's gone.

[arista]

Fight Time

[Amy Jade]

Jade didn't deserve the boos

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jade ejected again?


I realy thot it would be harry tonight

[Gusto Brunt]

Where's Jack?

[fitz2k2]

bye jade enjoy playing the field

[Jason.]

Brian.

Get a grip.
You only knew her 3 days.

[fitz2k2]

Brian.

Get a grip.
You only knew her 3 days.

this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kazanne]

" Look at the state of ya"I'm sorry but Helen makes me laugh so much,you tell em girl:joker::joker:

[bots]

lets see if nikki can be seen after the break, i didnt see her on live feed

[Cherie]

Aww Jade the udder day !! can't stand yer accent poor baby girl


:umm2:

[fitz2k2]

Helen can be calm and funny at the same time.brian head is about to explode lol

[Cherie]

Brian.

Get a grip.
You only knew her 3 days.

He is over egging it

[Amy Jade]

Helen looks like a cross between one of those blokes dressed as a woman for panto with comedy boobs strapped on and a rejected attempt to get on the next series of Strictly.

[Kazanne]

lets see if nikki can be seen after the break, i didnt see her on live feed

She's probably still bitching about Helen to a random apple in the Store room

[hijaxers]

Where's Jack?

Trying to get his pork pie hat on his pork pie head - whilst slapping around in his modern flip flops, getting so red he'll explode :dance::joker:

[Jason.]

She's probably still bitching about Helen to a random apple in the Store room

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Helen can be calm and funny at the same time.brian head is about to explode lol

That's what I love about her,lol

[bots]

She's probably still bitching about Helen to a random apple in the Store room

its at her intellectual level :laugh:

[Kazanne]

its at her intellectual level :laugh:

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

howling at Helen's tatty dress

[Jason.]

howling at Helen's tatty dress

Reminds me of Twisted Fairytale.

[Lostie!]

"But other than that, no hard feelings". :joker:

[hijaxers]

Sam always has her mouth open - she could catch a swarm of meat flies

[Amy Jade]

Reminds me of Twisted Fairytale.

One of Pricey's cast offs?

[Lostie!]

Marc didn't even do anything wrong that time. Danny's losing it. :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cristian stands up

Joel looks at his cock area

:idc:

[Jason.]

Danny instigated that.

[bots]

its a crime for marc to shake cristians hand it seems

[hijaxers]

howling at Helen's tatty dress

Thats an amply silicone filled tatty dress if you don't mind

[Kazanne]

Oh Christ Brian is there again

[fitz2k2]

Sam always has her mouth open - she could catch a swarm of meat flies

lmaoooooooooooo

[Vanessa]

Danny is fuming. :joker:

[Kazanne]

Well done marc exposing Brian

[bots]

nikki is not there

[Jason.]

Someone put Marc, Danny, Cristian, and Brian in a room and bomb them please.

[Kazanne]

marc did save christian

[Lostie!]

Seriously, there was literally no need for Danny and Brian to kick off here :umm2:

[hijaxers]

Oh Christ Brian is there again

and Nose picking Nick next door strikes again !

[Amy Jade]

Sausage lips calling him a freak

[Kazanne]

and Nose picking Nick next door strikes again !

:joker::joker:

[bots]

I like brian, but he is being a dick, he had the power to argue to save jade and kept his mouth shut

[Gusto Brunt]

Crazy

[Jason.]

Seriously, there was literally no need for Danny and Brian to kick off here :umm2:

I know.

It's making me side with Helen and Marc. I don't want that.

[Kazanne]

The truth hurts Brian

[arista]

Well done marc exposing Brian



Bang On Right

[fitz2k2]

brian never nominated jade

[arista]

Brian Get Out

[hijaxers]

Jack has clothes on ! Looks like a knob - someone needs to help this chap

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

brian...shush

[lewis111]

subtitles plz..

[arista]

Yes Jade got Evicted
because of You

[Kazanne]

brian never nominated jade

neither did marc and brian tried to say he did

[Amy Jade]

Marc making another housemate cry.

[hijaxers]

Brian Get Out

OMG is he unstable ?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

jack...shush

[fitz2k2]

100% agree with marc on what he said.brian always jumping people ****s

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why did danny kick off?

I had to rewind but idgi?

[lewis111]

I missed the first half hour. is it worth catching up on?

[fitz2k2]

brian crying lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

[ash2012]

brian has got mental issues, needs to gtfoh and cry the **** out

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack having a rage on his own

[bots]

brian never nominated jade

he never raised his voice or attempted to change peoples minds. He was as much involved in picking jade as marc was

[Jason.]

Danny is annoying me.
Shut up, you dickhead!

:fist:

[Gusto Brunt]

Brian Get Out

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Christian is very red in the face

[Black Dagger]

Marc making another housemate cry.

:umm2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

n'aaaaww

[hijaxers]

Cristian in his white tights poking his nose in again

[Amy Jade]

Marc last week: 'none of these people are my friends'

Now it's convenient they're his friends lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh f uck

The tears now

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Danny is annoying me.
Shut up, you dickhead!

:fist:
all of them tbh

[lewis111]

The publi9c will 100% be on Danny's side, like the not actual fans just casual watchers, because he's againt Helen and Marc and is good at making himself the victim

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny is a trouble maker. :mad:

[lewis111]

I feel Joel always has the right opinion or picks the right side. Yea he switches a lot but he knows who's in the right and like supports them, fair enough

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nevermind marc do you really want his friendship that much?

[Amy Jade]

Making sure Joel won't go...having a word with the producers when he goes to get his instructions for the day.

[Gusto Brunt]

Joel is sneaky

[Amy Jade]

Marc playing the victim now :laugh:

[hijaxers]

Danny is a trouble maker. :mad:

He's Victor's mate - he's been his protege - say no more

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aaww bae :bawling: don't be a prick for days then cry when the enemies you made gang up against you:bawling:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Danny and brian bullying marc

:nono:

[Legend killer]

Another night of Helen bitching about Cristian yawn

And lol at Marc and his fake tears Simon has taught him well

[icecakes]

aaww bae :bawling: don't be a prick for days then cry when the enemies you made gang up against you:bawling:

:clap1::clap1:

[arista]

Joel is sneaky


A Future MP

[fitz2k2]

marc should honestly cut off Cristian n danny.there both weasels

[rusticgal]

its a crime for marc to shake cristians hand it seems

Two faced...he slags him off and talks to him like ****.

[lewis111]

Marc being outnumbered? what about when Simon was completely isolated for ages for one comment he made IN THE DIARY ROOM IN PRIAVTe

[hijaxers]

A Future MP

Total back stabbing torie boy

[Gusto Brunt]

He's Victor's mate - he's been his protege - say no more

And we only found that out yesterday

[bots]

Danny and brian bullying marc

:nono:

marc is not being bullied, but they are making dicks of themselves. Brian should have had balls when they were picking the nominations, not when its too late

[Amy Jade]

aaww bae :bawling: don't be a prick for days then cry when the enemies you made gang up against you:bawling:

So so true! :hehe:

[Legend killer]

Marc is a massive tit looks like BB have gave him the new script to play the victim lol

**** off Marc and take Helen with you

[fitz2k2]

I wish letters from home or siblings can start voting cant wait for that to happen soon

[fitz2k2]

Marc is a massive tit looks like BB have gave him the new script to play the victim lol

**** off Marc and take Helen with you

without marc this show would of gone downhill

[icecakes]

Marc is a massive tit looks like BB have gave him the new script to play the victim lol

**** off Marc and take Helen with you

I wish he would:thumbs:

[hijaxers]

[QUOTE=bitontheslide;7908667]marc is not being bullied, but they are making dicks of themselves. Brian should have had balls when they were picking the nominations, not when its too late[/QUOT

Can't see that happening when the balls have never developed - Poor Bri's a enuch sadly

[Jason.]

The irony of Cristian's advice.

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Oh the irony, Cristian.

[Lostie!]

Be opinionated = agree with me?

Shush, Cristian.

[Kazanne]

OMG Christian,I cant believe I actually liked him,what a bellend

[Jason.]

Be opinionated = agree with me?

Shush, Cristian.

:clap2:

[bots]

OMG Christian,I cant believe I actually liked him,what a bellend

:joker::joker: the clique is so funny

[fitz2k2]

Cristian vs sam lol

[lewis111]

So what Cristian hates in other people is basically him as a person. He is so awful such a hypocrite. Basically repeating what Victor said too. UGHHHH

[hijaxers]

Oh the irony, Cristian.

He makes me wanna puke - seriously - that putrid gansta shyte he talks makes me wanna deck him

[Kazanne]

i cant believe how childish they are,grow up you pillocks and Christian WTF

[Jason.]

Awkward.

Imagine if they were in the toilet.

[Lostie!]

"Zero ****s given"

He actually gets more cringy, Jesus.

[Jason.]

At least Cristian has self-awareness.

When will Helen?

[Kazanne]

zero****s given if you go this week christian

[Jason.]

Cristian is basically nominating Sam for not being on his side.

Eejit!

:fist:

[Waynoo]

**** off Christian

[fitz2k2]

zero ****s given hey ur not American! lol

[Amy Jade]

At least Cristian has self-awareness.

When will Helen?

Never. She's as deluded as she is skanky

[Kazanne]

Christian nominating because Sam prefers marc,what a dumbass

[lewis111]

I think Cristian is s lowly becoming one of my least favoutite C5 housemates ever. Biggest hypocrite. As soon as I change you must change too. Leave

[hijaxers]

**** off Christian

What a bellend he really is

[lewis111]

Marc is correct, such a coward

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

know who your friends re...you were talking about yourself then

[Lostie!]

Cristian is basically nominating Sam for not being on his side.

Eejit!

:fist:

Pretty much. His issue isn't that she didn't have an opinion, it's that her opinion wasn't what he wanted to hear. :idc:

[Gusto Brunt]

No matter who is nominated, they're never gonna be happy.:joker:

[Amy Jade]

'Trying to focus on me friends'

Oh poor Marc! was funny when you were targeting Harry though you prick

[Jason.]

I'm so confused.

[fitz2k2]

I smell pussy is that u cristian

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Marc

[Vanessa]

Marc is such a bellend! :rolleyes:

[Black Dagger]

Marc, you will outlast them luv its fine.

[bots]

actually, if bb had made marc available for nomination, they wouldn't be picking off marc friends

[Gusto Brunt]

Marc is such a bellend! :rolleyes:

:joker:

[lewis111]

Marc and Harry are now ma faves js

[Vanessa]

'Trying to focus on me friends'

Oh poor Marc! was funny when you were targeting Harry though you prick

This! Marc is a hypocrite! :nono:

[Lostie!]

Sorry Danny, the violins were worn out on you last night.

[hijaxers]

I'm so confused.

Just focus on Makosi's breasts that'll get ya through

[Amy Jade]

Marc is such a hypocrite! he's pretending to be this moral person who defends the meek house members yet he picked on Harry and Cristian.

I literally hate him!

[Vanessa]

Marc is such a hypocrite! he's pretending to be this moral person who defends the meek house members yet he picked on Harry and Cristian.

I literally hate him!

Glad we agree on something! :worship:

[Jason.]

Just focus on Makosi's breasts that'll get ya through

Indeed, I shall.

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[hijaxers]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::dance:Indeed, I shall.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/29/article-1307265-0AF78669000005DC-129_468x360.jpg

[bots]

they are all nasty fame *****s actually :smug:

[lewis111]

Sam nomination is so awful and just stupid IMO. not beciuase she picked someone I like but she could knock down everyone against her but picks someone who must likely wouldn't nominate her next

[Kazanne]

sam is a bit dim,lol

[Amy Jade]

Helen and Marc trying to influence noms. It'll be allowed though because they're the producers pets

[Jason.]

Everyone is annoying me.

Cristian
Marc
Danny
Brian

Helen's actually being okay. When she isn't having a battle with Brian.

I only like Chloe, Nikki, and Harry, TBH.

[Lostie!]

Helen and Marc trying to influence noms. It'll be allowed though because they're the producers pets

It's been allowed plenty with the other side so it's not really a bias thing.

[Amy Jade]

leave if you don't want to do it anymore you dull bitch

[hijaxers]

sam is a bit dim,lol

Thats very generous of you cos she is very,very,very dim indeed

[Jason.]

leave if you don't want to do it anymore you dull bitch

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Everyone is annoying me.

Cristian
Marc
Danny
Brian

Helen's actually being okay. When she isn't having a battle with Brian.

I only like Chloe, Nikki, and Harry, TBH.

What's Brian done?

[Amy Jade]

It's been allowed plenty with the other side so it's not really a bias thing.

Where did the others tell Cristian how to nominate?

[lewis111]

that's the ending... that's it

[Jason.]

What's Brian done?

I'm sick of his shouting.

It hurts my brain.

[icecakes]

This! Marc is a hypocrite! :nono:

He is ,he was in bed with sam till helen came along.:nono:

[lewis111]

What's Brian done?

Making himself look like a saint when he too had power of nomination. Not one did he try hard to save anyone and he's acting like he would fight to the death for them when they find out.

[hijaxers]

I'm sick of his shouting.

It hurts my brain.

Cos he is actually brain dead

[fitz2k2]

I'm sick of his shouting.

It hurts my brain.

stop eating my brain (sree)

[Lostie!]

Where did the others tell Cristian how to nominate?

I didn't say it happened tonight.

[Jason.]

He is ,he was in bed with sam till helen came along.:nono:

Are you implying that Marc is one of Helen's clients?

[Jason.]

Cos he is actually brain dead

I think I am too, after tonight's show.
I need a detox.

[Jason.]

It's been a good night people.

I'm off to watch BB5 now.

[Gusto Brunt]

I'm sick of his shouting.

It hurts my brain.

:joker: Oh

[smudgie]

:joker:Awww poor Marc, not really going his way is it?:laugh: