Joel proves he's not clever.Gets totally misled over the age of Nikki

[cfromhx02]

Joel told us earlier how he would marry Nicci and when asked how old she was he said she'd have been 18 when he was 4.So Joel thinks she's just 32,probably cos that's what Nikki told him.

If you remember she let slip in the bunker that first she said she was 31,then she said it was 35 then she quietly beneath her breath said 39,then quickly retreated to say No ! it's 35 cos she doesn't want to be thought to be 39.

& Joel who some think he is clever because of his repeating of Tory Propaganda when all he did was repeat what they've said umpteen times prior to the election,bet he wouldn't know much about their true economics which the Tory Press don't print.

Anyway he proved tonight he is not that bright when he got Nicci's age so wrong.

[Jack_]

Nikki is 33

[cookiemonster]

no he got it right. she is 14 years older than him

[Cherie]

Joel told us earlier how he would marry Nicci and when asked how old she was he said she'd have been 18 when he was 4.So Joel thinks she's just 32,probably cos that's what Nikki told him.

If you remember she let slip in the bunker that first she said she was 31,then she said it was 35 then she quietly beneath her breath said 39,then quickly retreated to say No ! it's 35 cos she doesn't want to be thought to be 39.

& Joel who some think he is clever because of his repeating of Tory Propaganda when all he did was repeat what they've said umpteen times prior to the election,bet he wouldn't know much about their true economics which the Tory Press don't print.

Anyway he proved tonight he is not that bright when he got Nicci's age so wrong.


He thinks sperm in the bath can get a woman pregnant, he a not bright :umm2:

[Beetlejuice]

Joel told us earlier how he would marry Nicci and when asked how old she was he said she'd have been 18 when he was 4.So Joel thinks she's just 32,probably cos that's what Nikki told him.

If you remember she let slip in the bunker that first she said she was 31,then she said it was 35 then she quietly beneath her breath said 39,then quickly retreated to say No ! it's 35 cos she doesn't want to be thought to be 39.

Yeah, she was joking.

& Joel who some think he is clever because of his repeating of Tory Propaganda when all he did was repeat what they've said umpteen times prior to the election,bet he wouldn't know much about their true economics which the Tory Press don't print.

Anyway he proved tonight he is not that bright when he got Nicci's age so wrong.

Joel is 19. Nikki is 33. 14 years between them, as he said.

If you're clever you'll delete this thread.

[rusticgal]

No...he got it right.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Was this real or part of the showbiz task? The task was for them to be star crossed lover but they missed the whole task out so this episode was confusing

[alex_front2]

Thought he was correct.

[JTM45]

I think not knowing where chicken eggs come from gave it away weeks ago!:laugh:

[Withano]

He was right though.

[Beetlejuice]

I think not knowing where chicken eggs come from gave it away weeks ago!:laugh:

Ask most 19 year olds where the egg comes out of a chicken and 99% will not say the "cloaca"

[JTM45]

Ask most 19 year olds where the egg comes out of a chicken and 99% will not say the "cloaca"

Really ?:conf:
In my day that was the kind of thing they taught you in Junior School.

[Beetlejuice]

Really ?:conf:
In my day that was the kind of thing they taught you in Junior School.

Nah, they teach them anti-racism and how to put a condom on a banana now.

[cfromhx02]

Now he says that he was expecting Sam to nominate him.Really ? If he was genuinely clever then wouldn't he have been waiting,probably bored like many of us,for Sam to walk over to Harry,to satisfy her abuser Marc.

Either Joel is not nearly as clever as some thought he was after he just showed he was a naive first time voter by just repeating Tory Propaganda they said so often in the Tory Media prior to the general election or he's a big liar

and must have known that Sam would walk over to nominate Harry for her abuser,regardless of the lies told to excuse it.

[joeysteele]

He thinks sperm in the bath can get a woman pregnant, he a not bright :umm2:

Actually quite a few thought that at Uni,yes Uni.

[Withano]

Actually quite a few thought that at Uni,yes Uni.

There was an episode of Glee where that happened tbf, Joel comes across as a Glee fan.

[JTM45]

Joel comes across as a Glee fan.

He probably watches it dressed in his cheerlerader costume!:laugh:

[Rorkimaru]

Nikki wasn't exactly lying about her age when she said 39 she was just messing with them. She is 33 she just wanted to see if she could get them to believe she was 39.

[Ashley.]

Really ?:conf:
In my day that was the kind of thing they taught you in Junior School.

Times have changed.

[Rorkimaru]

Yeah, education reflects what you need in life. What's a city kid who grows up to work in a bank gonna do with the word cloaca?

[BBUKAUSFAN]

Attempting to drag Joel didn't work out for ya bud. Better luck next time.

[Beetlejuice]

Now he says that he was expecting Sam to nominate him.Really ? If he was genuinely clever then wouldn't he have been waiting,probably bored like many of us,for Sam to walk over to Harry,to satisfy her abuser Marc.

I see you haven't responded to anyone pointing out how wrong you were in regards to Nikki's age.

Either Joel is not nearly as clever as some thought he was after he just showed he was a naive first time voter by just repeating Tory Propaganda they said so often in the Tory Media prior to the general election or he's a big liar

You seem obsessed with Joel and the Tory Party. It confirms my own view that it is actually braver for a young guy to come out as a Tory than a homosexual these days.

and must have known that Sam would walk over to nominate Harry for her abuser,regardless of the lies told to excuse it.

Yes, you're so intelligent and Joel, the 19 year old with the wisest head on his shoulders in there, is a moron.

[cookiemonster]

Attempting to drag Joel didn't work out for ya bud. Better luck next time.
can i just say your Joel gifs in your sig are amazing lol

[the truth]

Nah, they teach them anti-racism and how to put a condom on a banana now.

that's get you 3 A stars at gcse