Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 10PM Monday 22/6/15

[arista]

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Last Night


10PM tonight


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Try to stay Focused

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Do Not Start

[arista]

On in just 30mins

[zakman440]

Evening all!

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD Now

[bots]

:wavey:

[fitz2k2]

bday party for nick

[bots]

i wonder if they put a candle on nicks nose and invited him to tuck in :D

[Kazanne]

LOL,Nikki doesn't like harry does she?

[lewis111]

could they give Harry a worse edit

[fitz2k2]

they break up n they are in bed with each other lmaooooooooo

[smudgie]

Happy Birthday Nick....:sleep:

Evening all:wavey:

[Kazanne]

hi smudgie:wavey:

[Amy Jade]

Marc calling Sam fat. Horrible person.

[fitz2k2]

marc don't talk to sam!!!!!!!!!! wtf

[smudgie]

Marc describing his ample arse there..:joker:

[Kazanne]

Oh God he's playing with her,lol

[bots]

jack must be washing his dressing gown, he's not wearing it today

[MB.]

"I've never once said I'm fit"

...isn't Sam a personal trainer?

[Mullens123]

Feeling bad for Sam there :/

[smudgie]

hi smudgie:wavey:

:wavey: Hi Kaz.

[Kazanne]

:wavey: Hi Kaz.

it's Nicks birthday,just thought I'de tell you:joker::joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Bully boy Marc at it again

[Lostie!]

I'm sure they had this exact task in BB13.

EDIT: Oh maybe not, I was only half paying attention so I thought it was like when Ashleigh and Shievonne both had to throw Conor a party.

[Kazanne]

Bully boy Marc at it again

Just STOP:joker::joker::joker: desperation abounds

[smudgie]

it's Nicks birthday,just thought I'de tell you:joker::joker:

:laugh::laugh: I would never have guessed..Nikki can't control her joy, I see trouble ahead.

[fitz2k2]

hahaha nikki

[Kazanne]

:laugh::laugh: I would never have guessed..Nikki can't control her joy, I see trouble ahead.

:joker:

[hijaxers]

LOL,Nikki doesn't like harry does she?

Do you think its that obvious :joker These 2 on a mission now :dance:

[JTM45]

Harry is so lovely to Nick!!!!:love:

[Amy Jade]

Just STOP:joker::joker::joker: desperation abounds

Just STOP trying to pass off his nasty jibes as 'messing' when the person on the receiving end is clearly offended. :joker:

[fitz2k2]

imagine if it was jacks bday yikes lol

[Kazanne]

Just STOP trying to pass off his nasty jibes as 'messing' when the person on the receiving end is clearly offended. :joker:

he was playing they were laughing ,he's doing it with Helen too,blimey he's not bullying them:joker:Sam blows hot and cold so who knows what she feels

[zakman440]

Showbiz's nomination :clap1:

[arista]

Bye Bye Jack

[lewis111]

What a bad reason but still good on ya simon

[Lostie!]

"verging on depressed"

Whoever said Showbiz is OTT? :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

finally jack is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beetlejuice]

Oh **** off Jack

[Lostie!]

Jack shakes his hand, but then throws a hissy fit. :facepalm:

[smudgie]

:joker: Simon..he was very sick, verging on depression.
He is so funny at times.

[Amy Jade]

Harry :laugh2:

[fitz2k2]

stop saying sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTM45]

I think that's the most animated i've ever seen Chloe!!!!

[hijaxers]

stop saying sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah just shove a pie in his face - sorted

[fitz2k2]

chloe dissing marc smh

[FacelessME]

Jack. :facepalm:

"No I've got to find reasons for nominating people who are my actual friends."

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
Ooooogh!

[Kazanne]

chloe dissing marc smh

Wonder if she'll get called for being nasty,I doubt it very much,lol

[JTM45]

That was rather pathetic of Jack to react like that!!!

If they're all his friends then one of them would have to nominate one of their friends.

[fitz2k2]

Wonder if she'll get called for being nasty,I doubt it very much,lol

nope but next time they clash marc will def make chloe fake cry lol

[lewis111]

shut up jack jst, shut up

[Lostie!]

"Helen, bless her".

No.

[fitz2k2]

jack stop talking

[ash2012]

fk off jack, fkin ****

[Amy Jade]

See Sam was hurt by the fat jibes

[fitz2k2]

sam stop talking

[lewis111]

i'm not liking nikki ngl,

[Kazanne]

See Sam was hurt by the fat jibes

But hes not going to see that is he she keeps going back to him and fawning over him.

[fitz2k2]

chloe trying to be funny sigh

[MB.]

Nothing quite as poetic as "go get a hurr brush you fat bitch", Helen.

[Kazanne]

you made my minge twinge,LOL,LOL,LOL

[MB.]

(at least they're actually showing the task this time...)

[lewis111]

Sam honesly looks 45 and homeless no hate js

[smudgie]

Oh god..not a poem/ song involving a swan..brings back those awful memories of Mr Swan the tap

[Amy Jade]

But hes not going to see that is he she keeps going back to him and fawning over him.

Can you see into the future? because she hasn't been near him since and she just stated that the fat comment hurt her.

[Livia]

Oooo I've got to turn the sound down.

[lewis111]

I feel Nisk'ccringe I have tv on mute

[fitz2k2]

harry lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kazanne]

Can you see into the future? because she hasn't been near him since and she just stated that the fat comment hurt her.

And in the same breath she said she liked him:shrug: that's why she keeps going back,thats my take on it anyway,cant be arsed with it anymore

[lewis111]

aw Joel

[Kazanne]

bloody hell Nikki ,my cats just shot out the back door

[smudgie]

Diva Nikki:joker::joker:

[FacelessME]

That fell to pieces.

[Amy Jade]

And in the same breath she said she liked him:shrug: that's why she keeps going back,thats my take on it anyway,cant be arsed with it anymore

There's always an excuse for him :laugh:

[bots]

nikki is the one with the talent :joker:

[fitz2k2]

swan my ass

[Amy Jade]

swan my ass

Helen will if you produce a few quid.

[JTM45]

Oh shut up Joel you conceited little twerp!!!!

[Kazanne]

There's always an excuse for him :laugh:

as there is with Harry,thats what happens when you support someone:hehe:

[hijaxers]

Jack does drone on :sleep::sleep:

[Lostie!]

A port rate.

[lewis111]

JACK shut up, it's your first time up and there's like all of you, grow up you swine

[bots]

oh look, jack is eating

[Kazanne]

Helen will if you produce a few quid.

And Harry will piss on you for £60,daylight robbery if you ask me.:hehe:

[fitz2k2]

can jack stop eating

[Kazanne]

What's Nikki done to her face

[Livia]

Nikki's just painted someone with no chin. Quite life-like...

[fitz2k2]

nikki with to much tan on her face

[smudgie]

Bloody hell.
Nikki da Vinci.:joker:

[lewis111]

Better chose Harry

[fitz2k2]

nick n harry can paint

[bots]

What's Nikki done to her face

something not quite right there, i think she has had work done

[Kazanne]

something not quite right there, i think she has had work done

First time I've noticed it :shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh my god im watching the harry rap

:omgno:

Yes im on delay again

[JTM45]

Better chose Harry

I think he would lose any small bit of respect he has left if he didn't after what a great friend she's been to him in there!

[Amy Jade]

Nikki is starting to really grate on me it's such an act with her it's embaressing rather than cute to see her throwing a strop now

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pitbull in the morning

:joker:

[MB.]

What's Nikki done to her face

...aged?

[Crimson Dynamo]

...aged?

Typical sneaky women

Getting older

Bitches

[Livia]

Typical sneaky women

Getting older

Bitches

There's a nipple in your avatar. Reported.

[Kazanne]

...aged?

no it wasn't that it looked different colours

[Amy Jade]

Harry for VIP :fc:

[Amy Jade]

yay

[Crimson Dynamo]

There's a nipple in your avatar. Reported.

Iv already reported her for being flat chested

[Livia]

Well done Nick. Nikki to be a waitress. At least she'll be learning a skill she can use on the outside.

[fitz2k2]

of course nick chooses harry

[lewis111]

yas nick, good choice

[fitz2k2]

harry pissed

[Livia]

Iv already reported her for being flat chested

Okay Sid...

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[lewis111]

Sam's said lush more times that she's spoken idgi

[Amy Jade]

Nikki's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off nettles tonight

[bots]

joel talks pish :joker:

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL @ Simon

[Crimson Dynamo]

Has nick looked up yet. He has stared at the floor all ep

[Livia]

Nikki's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off nettles tonight

LOL... situation normal then.

[fitz2k2]

harry gone mad

[JTM45]

That was quite classic for Simon!!!!!!:clap1:

[Livia]

Nikki taking her defeat with her usual quiet dignity and grace.

[bots]

nick made a good pick i thought

[MB.]

I've always wanted to know what it would sound like if Lauren Harries covered Katy Perry

[Niamh.]

Omg Nick stop picking your nose ffs

[Amy Jade]

stay pressed Nikki

[Lostie!]

It annoys me when people play up to something funny they did earlier. Looking at you, Joel. :idc:

[JTM45]

Oh leave it off Nikki you bitter little wasp!!!!:yuk:

[lewis111]

Nic deserves more dislike than he gets, he's soo much worse for bed hopping than Jade, and clings onto Harry more than she does to him

[fitz2k2]

Joelll noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Amy Jade]

I've always wanted to know what it would sound like if Lauren Harries covered Katy Perry

omfg hahahaha

[Livia]

I've always wanted to know what it would sound like if Lauren Harries covered Katy Perry

LMAO...

[Niamh.]

Oh I just thought of who Marc reminds me of, The Mask

[fitz2k2]

im never taking joel to karoke geez that guy cant sing

[Calderyon]

But then again, Nikki you wanted to sit on Nick´s face...

[bots]

Oh I just thought of who Marc reminds me of, The Mask

:joker::joker:

[fitz2k2]

nikki ur part of the house so start cleaning

[JTM45]

Nikki.................always such a good sport!:idc:

[Amy Jade]

Joel deserved that for that singing alone

[Kazanne]

buxom wench, like she needs anymore party rings,Oh Nikki,lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Simon having a stool problem?

Not for the first time perchance?

[smudgie]

Strewth, just nominate him foR his awful singing.

[fitz2k2]

joel?????????????

[fitz2k2]

joel bandwagon?is jack pulling strings?

[Amy Jade]

Jack and Joel both taking their noms well then :umm2:

[fitz2k2]

jack **** off u cant even nominate danny

[lewis111]

Joel is ma fave but that was just so immature, Jack's reason was fine

[JTM45]

Oh I just thought of who Marc reminds me of, The Mask

He's like a hybrid of the Mask and the bad guy from Lazytown (see below!!!)>>>>

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[Livia]

buxom wench, like she needs anymore party rings,Oh Nikki,lol

...said the anorexic.

[smudgie]

Oh Joel, just take it like a man..:joker:

[bots]

joel is trying to offset his nom with the public, so transparent

[lewis111]

WHY cANT THE DEAL WITH NOMINATIONS, GET OVER IT AND SHT UP

[fitz2k2]

joel vs jack!

[Niamh.]

He's like a hybrid of the Mask and the bad guy from Lazytown (see below!!!)>>>>



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:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Why are the girls fighting over nick?

[bots]

lol and nikki called jade a bed hopper

[lewis111]

Ugh Cristian leave

[Kazanne]

...said the anorexic.

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

God Nikki is as desperate for Nick as she is in a career revival.

Neither will ammount to much.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im getting crunchy nut cornflakes in a min

Lush

[Gillian-73]

Why are the girls fighting over nick?

It's the biggest question since the chicken and the egg

[JTM45]

Joel's such a big baby!!!!!!:bawling:

Mark can't say anything when he was pushing and pushing for Simon and Sam to nominate who he wanted nominating. He's such a massive Hypocrite!!!!:bored:

[Kazanne]

It's the biggest question since the chicks and the egg

Hi Gillian:wavey: who are you liking?

[lewis111]

Nikki is worse than Helen stg, grow up, ALL OF THEM NEED TO GROW UP THEY'RE LIKE 4 STG

[fitz2k2]

Why are the girls fighting over nick?

nikki knows nick is rich.so does harry

[Gillian-73]

Hi Gillian:wavey: who are you liking?

Not many �� Marc and..... Erm erm erm lol Joel's ok. You?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Harry is a grade A Bunny Boiler

[Amy Jade]

Im getting crunchy nut cornflakes in a min

Lush

So you're having the same as Nick then?

[Niamh.]

lol and nikki called jade a bed hopper


I know right? Tut tut

[Livia]

Oh look, it's Joel. Zzzzzzzzz

[fitz2k2]

joel has a point

[hijaxers]

Im getting crunchy nut cornflakes in a min

Lush

They're NUTTY

[Kazanne]

Not many �� Marc and..... Erm erm erm lol Joel's ok. You?

Same,lol,the others are meh.

[Amy Jade]

Oh look, it's Joel. Zzzzzzzzz

My thoughts exactly

[fitz2k2]

lol nick

[JTM45]

Joel...............Prince Brown-Noser the 1st!!!!!
I'm surprised he doesn't get crushed every time Mark sits down.:laugh:

[FacelessME]

Harry; "I'm sick to de_th of being your pitty date" ?

[Gillian-73]

Same,lol,the others are meh.

Yep, I dislike more than I like. Not a good year for me

[Kazanne]

oh Brian shut up,you don't know what you're on about,brian making waves again

[fitz2k2]

lmao nikki.**** off brian!

[qwerty42]

Brian again, jeez

[Kazanne]

Yep, I dislike more than I like. Not a good year for me

Nor me,havent really got an out and out favourite ,first time ever

[JTM45]

Nicks lucky Harry has put up with his crap as long as she has!!!!
He can be such a spineless little squirt at times.

[fitz2k2]

how old is harry again?

[Kazanne]

Brian again, jeez

he is the one trying to cause friction with marc and Helen with the others,he is so desperate to be seen as the good guy

[Amy Jade]

Good girl, Harry!

It's about time she clocked him for never standing up for her.

[fitz2k2]

nick cant u hear!!!!!!!!!!!! shes right next to u lol

[Calderyon]

Harry is 22 years old. Nick is 19 years old.

[JTM45]

I think Harry is just getting frustrated that Nick is so bloody spineless and wet most of the time!

[Kazanne]

God harry would be an horrendous girlfriend.she's never the ticket

[Lostie!]

Harry doing her bit to save Jack from eviction this week. :idc:

[Livia]

God, it's like they're married.

[smudgie]

:joker: Haha typical...wake a fella up and tell him he was snoring and they deny it.

[Vanessa]

it's Ziggy and Chanelle all over again. D:

[Niamh.]

She's a bit nuts though, he wasn't snoring lol

[Gillian-73]

Harry and Nick, give me strength!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

it's Ziggy and Chanelle all over again. D:

:joker:

[Kazanne]

She's a bit nuts though, he wasn't snoring lol

agreed,something very strange about her

[lewis111]

loved Harry just there, giving Nick the truth he deserved long ago

[Gillian-73]

She's a bit nuts though, he wasn't snoring lol

Haha I know

[fitz2k2]

Harry is 22 years old. Nick is 19 years old.

she acts like she is 5

[lewis111]

Harry's obviously not being fake then, she must like Nick if he annoys her that much but she stays with him

[Tregard]

My ex acted just like Harry.

Suffice to say that's why she's an ex.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Poor jack. That vile joel scalping him and then running to the wicked witch for succour

[Vanessa]

It's not you, it's me speech is coming! :joker: