Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 10PM Tueday 23/6/15

[arista]

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Vanessa your Man

10PM tonight
Lets have some Fun
and then
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[arista]

On in one hour

[Will.]

are you going on CBB Arista?

[arista]

are you going on CBB Arista?


Not yet

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oi oi

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Jake.]

Tonights ep already >>

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooooooooooo nikki

[lewis111]

dying at Nikki already

[Marsh.]

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Yeah, as and when it suits them.

[Marsh.]

Extremely bored of C5 series being dominated by one irritating knob.

[fitz2k2]

lol marc

[Crimson Dynamo]

Marc getting it bang on about bunny boilers and the 1-10 scale

[Lostie!]

She's so ****ing immature.

[Marsh.]

Marc eating like a chimp. :joker:

[Jemal]

God evict her

[jennyfromtheblock8]

You tell the dick Chloe

[lewis111]

Nick says all this, bitchs about her, and then crawls back to her when he's bored. If Harry had a problem she tell Nick. How is she in the wrong at all?

[qwerty42]

lmfao nick is a mess

[Jake.]

this australian BB woman :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love the timewarp freeze

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Crap reason

[lewis111]

This BB voice is the worst

[Amy Jade]

Marc seriously needs to wear some pants it's horrific seeing his arse jiggling around every single episode

[fitz2k2]

joel is right about danny

[Marsh.]

Keep them all frozen.

More entertaining than when they aren't.

[Marsh.]

Marc seriously needs to wear some pants it's horrific seeing his arse jiggling around every single episode

I can never tell if he's wearing kid's shorts or if it's his underwear. :unsure:

[fitz2k2]

finally danny is up!!!!

[Jake.]

"I've always opinionated my opinions"

Danny isn't the sharpest tool in the shed is he

[Amy Jade]

Joel the arse kisser using his nom to please skidMarc

[Marsh.]

skidMarc

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That vile elizabethan dandy ruffed collar girls jumper that nick is wearing..

:yuk:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Harry is one of those girls that likes to make people feel as bad as she feels about herself

Run Nick runnnnnnnnnn

[fitz2k2]

Sam close ur mouth!!!! We all know ur playing up to the cameras we saw that smile

[MB.]

"I've always opinionated my opinions"

Danny isn't the sharpest tool in the shed is he

'Danny's a tool' would have sufficed, I think...

[Marsh.]

Harry is one of those girls that liked to make people feel as bad as she feels about herself

Run Nick runnnnnnnnnn

Except she wasn't doing that until Satan and his children entered the house pouring poison on her.

[Marsh.]

Where was Helen in that part? In the diary room writing her "column"?

[Amy Jade]

Sam close ur mouth!!!! We all know ur playing up to the cameras we saw that smile

It's part of a task :pat:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Except she wasn't doing that until Satan and his children entered the house pouring poison on her.

I do think it is always there they just sped up the reveal. If nick lived with Harry outside of the house you are seeing just the tip of the iceberg.

[Marsh.]

I do think it is always there they just sped up the reveal.

Emphasis on "think", doesn't make it correct.

[Jemal]

Joel is a lapdog

[lewis111]

Psycho pussies looks better than BB this past week ngl

[Marsh.]

Brian's voice annoys me more than Helen's lately. :unsure:

[Ross.]

'His demented cheerleader from hell' :joker:

[fitz2k2]

shutp brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ash2012]

**** of brian

[MB.]

I must admit, I was expecting Brian to talk about Harry Potter rather than Alzheimer's there.

[Marsh.]

".... like a prepubescent ...."

The irony.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Emphasis on "think", doesn't make it correct.

Yes just a theory but also based on personnel experience of knowing people like her

[Lostie!]

"Brown nosing" is BB16's phrase of the series, I assume.

[fitz2k2]

brian spell demented

[Jake.]

Glad to see that Danny doesn't dwell

[fitz2k2]

joel is not brown nosing u clown brian

[lewis111]

Starting to go off Joel. And where has Cristian been?

[Marsh.]

"Brown nosing" is BB16's phrase of the series, I assume.

The scriptwriter's need some sort of thesaurus.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Simon likes everyone but I don't believe him for a second

[qwerty42]

danny just contradict himself?

[lewis111]

Why is Danny 29 but like 6 at the same time

[Marsh.]

"Don't change Danny"

Perched for him getting drunk and giving us the "soar, soar, soar" of the series.

[fitz2k2]

danny is nominated let see if real danny shows up

[MB.]

"Brown nosing" is BB16's phrase of the series, I assume.

That's double standards!!!!

(if 'brown nosing' was associated with a series, surely it'd be BB12? Ahem)

[Amy Jade]

joel is not brown nosing u clown brian

Yes he is, he's part of their human centipede

[lewis111]

Simon likes him, that's all that matter

[bots]

"Brown nosing" is BB16's phrase of the series, I assume.

saddle sniffers too, although, i've always heard that used in a different context in the past :laugh:

[Ross.]

Glad to see that Danny doesn't dwell

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

simon keeps licking so much ass his breathe would reek

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Wearing Nick down it's a grind

[Jemal]

Fml harry

[Jake.]

Like an old couple

[Amy Jade]

simon keeps licking so much ass his breathe would reek

Not as bad as Joel's.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Has Harry ever spoken to another housemate?

[Jemal]

Nick isn't a man.
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF YOU IDIOT

[Marsh.]

Did Harry and Nick meet 4 weeks ago or have they been married for 4 years? :unsure:

[Lostie!]

After the most awkward, least productive conversation ever, Nick says "So ... we sorted, or...?" :joker:

[Ross.]

Has Harry ever spoken to another housemate?

I honestly don't think she has lmao

[fitz2k2]

harry ur using nick u fool!!!!

[Jake.]

I love it when these two bicker

Give me this over them spooning in bed anyday

[Lostie!]

Omg Harry just shut the **** up! I want Jack to leave this week. :fist:

[fitz2k2]

harry must be on her period

[lewis111]

Nick says so much stuff behind Harrry's back. Never heard her bitch about hom once. He needs to man up and tell her how he feels, it's a shame she's being played

[LukeB]

Oh Harry

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Did Harry and Nick meet 4 weeks ago or have they been married for 4 years? :unsure:

One week in the house equals one year out I thought everyone knew that :smug:

[Marsh.]

I am HONESTLY SICK of seeing Marc's arse chewing on floral knickers!!!!!

[fitz2k2]

lmaoooooooo marc n nikki

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Joel could not get anymore gay if he tried

[lewis111]

Why is BB giving Harry the bad edit when they could easily get a bore out this week

[Amy Jade]

I am HONESTLY SICK of seeing Marc's arse chewing on floral knickers!!!!!

x2

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bloody hell this is reminding me of my marriage

:umm2:

[bots]

i'm sick of Marc full stop

[Marsh.]

Bloody hell this is reminding me of my marriage

:umm2:

Not your marriage ending because you were straddling Nikki Grahame in the bedroom? :shocked:

[LukeB]

Jay wearing that hat :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Joel looks like Lauren Harries in that hat and robe flouncing about

[fitz2k2]

Nick says so much stuff behind Harrry's back. Never heard her bitch about hom once. He needs to man up and tell her how he feels, it's a shame she's being played

hes a pussy.if they throw in a new girl nick would be all of her

[MB.]

Bloody hell this is reminding me of my marriage

:umm2:

You're married? Congratulations! /kieran

[FacelessME]

lmfao @ Marc

[Ross.]

Screaming at Harry bursting in :joker:

[Marsh.]

You're married? Congratulations! /kieran

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Marsh.]

Jay wearing that hat :joker:

:joker:

[Ross.]

Jay wearing that hat :joker:

Jay? :fan:

[LukeB]

You're married? Congratulations! /kieran

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

...Sam's not very good at riding bikes, is she?

[JTM45]

Nick is just vile!!!!!
He's such an entitled little Fauntleroy.:yuk:

[fitz2k2]

Closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ur mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Joel is clearly straight

[LukeB]

:joker:

Jay? :fan:

:joker: that's the 2nd time I've done that... I went on twitter to say Jay is favourite to win :unsure:

[lewis111]

Sam annoys me but I know fine well I'd be like that in the house

[MB.]

:joker: that's the 2nd time I've done that... I went on twitter to say Jay is favourite to win :unsure:

TiBB Big Brother teas?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not your marriage ending because you were straddling Nikki Grahame in the bedroom? :shocked:

:fist: it wasn't a straddle

She slipped and i was tying my lace with my erect skin pencil as my hands were sore that day

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I wonder if jack will ebay his dressing gown after this

[LukeB]

TiBB Big Brother teas?

We all know your favourite to win TIBB BB

[Jake.]

Sam :flutter:

[Livia]

Sam.... it's like gunfight at the cliché corral.

[lewis111]

I know it's a task but I'm feeling so sorry for Sam

[fitz2k2]

sam gives out worst speeches of all time

[Lostie!]

Won't it be obvious with the same thing happening with every nominee?

[LukeB]

Sam's face :joker:

[Lostie!]

Omg Sam's face with Danny then. :laugh:

[Ross.]

Okay this is the Sam I like. :flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sams face there

Bwahahaha

[LukeB]

Nikki :joker:

[Marsh.]

Did Nikki just say that to Sam? :shocked: Coming from that voice???

[LukeB]

Did Nikki just say that to Sam? :shocked: Coming from that voice???

Not a who did she say that to storyline

[Jake.]

omg task within a task shocker :clap1:

[MB.]

What a clever, original task if you've never watched BB before!

[qwerty42]

joel is really gay eh lol

[Marsh.]

Joel is honestly such an old woman.

Whose is that hat?

[LukeB]

Joel running to the picnic is deffo me

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Helen looks like a right trout sometimes

[fitz2k2]

joel is not straight

[Jake.]

Helen looks like a right trout sometimes

Sometimes?

[Amy Jade]

Nick is always slagging off Harry to Helen and Marc no wonder she's unhappy with him ffs he's such a twat!

[MB.]

I know someone who'd like to be pussy-whipped

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[Marsh.]

Joel running to the picnic reminds me of Some Like it Hot when the man does a camp run when he's dressed as a woman.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Joel is honestly such an old woman.

Whose is that hat?

Windy Miller from Trumpton

[LukeB]

well hello Miss Bridget

[Marsh.]

Nick is always slagging off Harry to Helen and Marc no wonder she's unhappy with him ffs he's such a twat!

Yet he still doesn't quite understand why she's feeling pissed off with his loyalties. :conf:

[MB.]

Joel running to the picnic reminds me of Some Like it Hot when the man does a camp run when he's dressed as a woman.

Referencing a scene from Some Like it Hot... and you're sure you're straight? :worry:

[MB.]

well hello Miss Bridget

CBB16 winner right there

[lewis111]

Cristian is revolting? Best thing Marcus has said all series

[LukeB]

CBB16 winner right there

put it in your sig tbh

[fitz2k2]

what has joel mom taught joel ?smh lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Time for my crunchy nut cornflakes

[Amy Jade]

Joel running to the picnic is deffo me

I hope you'd be dressed better

[Marsh.]

Referencing a scene from Some Like it Hot... and you're sure you're straight? :worry:

Excuse me it's a good film. :fist: Gays don't have the monopoly on good films. They've stolen the sanctity of marriage they're not having anything else. :hmph:

[LukeB]

how many times do they change the Gala bingo advert?

[LukeB]

I hope you'd be dressed better

I probs wear the same thing tbh:smug:

[Marsh.]

Time for my crunchy nut cornflakes

Pensioner teas

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pensioner teas

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Next years theme for Big Brother is revealed as Big Brother: Psycho Pussies

[Livia]

Ahhh here we go... Helen demonstrating she has all the answers.

[Livia]

Next years theme for Big Brother is revealed as Big Brother: Psycho Pussies

And that will be different from this year... how?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Simon has been such a let down like all his energy was spent before he got in the house

[MB.]

Nickola McLean?

[Livia]

Danny needs his shirt on for this...

[JTM45]

Nick is such a spineless cretin!!!!

[Lostie!]

Can't even find him :joker:

[LukeB]

lmao Danny can't find Nick

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I don't get these nominations as everyone will be up

[Ross.]

Nick hiding :joker:

[MB.]

Can't even find him :joker:

Danny in the highlight shows teas

[LukeB]

Danny with Glasses :flutter:

[MB.]

I've just realised that Danny reminds me of a cross between Joe Swash and a friend I had at school.

Yeah, real hunky. :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That topknot

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Harry reminds me of darth vader after he takes his mask off in return of the Jedi

[Ross.]

So are they all up or

[MB.]

Peasants' revolt time :clap1:

[Livia]

That topknot

He looks like a pineapple.

[Jemal]

Urgj nick n harry

[jennyfromtheblock8]

They will just go outside and sleep

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nikki meltdown in 5...4

[MB.]

Harry's taking this week's ISIS-themed task rather seriously

[Lostie!]

Covering your head = no footage?

[Jake.]

"Okay I'll go and get a hat" :joker:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I knew Marc was a cyborg

[Amy Jade]

The two producer plants not taking part

[Xtopher]

Cringe.

[minny03]

And people wonder why Marc is in the house. Everyone just sleeps and aren't contributing to the show. I mean, I hate the producers but its been obvious to me that the housemates are not giving any footage content.

[LukeB]

BBs voice :joker: mess

[Marsh.]

Not Nikki being scared of food. :omgno:

[T*]

Omg angry BB and crying nikki :laugh3:

[Ant.]

Fight Night Channel 5?

[Lostie!]

But Helen's happy to get involved with the storeroom stuff though? Not that I expected consistency from her.

[Jake.]

BB screeching :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah you would want champagne ya big jessy

I doubt Cristian could finish a pint

[Ant.]

Not Nikki being scared of food. :omgno:

I think she was hit by a bottle, I'm not sure

[LukeB]

Not Nikki being scared of food. :omgno:

well a box full of eggs did hit her nose

[jennyfromtheblock8]

And people wonder why Marc is in the house. Everyone just sleeps and aren't contributing to the show. I mean, I hate the producers but its been obvious to me that the housemates are not giving any footage content.

Simple just threaten them with turning on toilet cam

[MB.]

Covering your head = no footage?

It worked for Bin Laden in CBB3

[lewis111]

Big brother getting involved is ruining this series. Imagne what fight night would be like this year. If someone bumps into someone BB screams at them

[Livia]

They need proper punishments. No food, stress positions, sleep deprivation... I'd tune in for that.

[Amy Jade]

And people wonder why Marc is in the house. Everyone just sleeps and aren't contributing to the show. I mean, I hate the producers but its been obvious to me that the housemates are not giving any footage content.

All he's done this episode is walk around in flowery pants, I suppose if you want to see wedgies and stuff that's entertaining for you but I find him incredibly boring.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Wonder what they mean by caught in the cross fire ?

[Marsh.]

I think she was hit by a bottle, I'm not sure

well a box full of eggs did hit her nose

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Was Brian running away from Nikki in the preview? :joker:

[JTM45]

Oh shut up Helen you thick, monotonous minger!!!!:yuk:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Maybe Nikki gets tea bagged by Marc by accident

[Amy Jade]

Apparently she got hit by an empty bottle :umm2:

[fitz2k2]

All he's done this episode is walk around in flowery pants, I suppose if you want to see wedgies and stuff that's entertaining for you but I find him incredibly boring.

lets be real.without marc this show would of gone down hill.none of housemates bring much to the house.with the legend ones adding a few spark it help the show keep going

[Ant.]

Helen said she couldnt be assed with a rebellion, and she's rolling around the store room?

[Babschap]

Oh shut up Helen you thick, monotonous minger!!!!:yuk:


Such a good description lol

[MB.]

Apparently she got hit by an empty bottle :umm2:

Eject the bottle tbh

[Livia]

Apparently she got hit by an empty bottle :umm2:

Imagine the calibre of the breakdown if it had been a full bottle.

[Ant.]

lets be real.without marc this show would of gone down hill.none of housemates bring much to the house.with the legend ones adding a few spark it help the show keep going

He'd be a lot more entertaining if Big Brother didn't shout at him for wrestling with Danny tbh

[Marsh.]

Nikki getting Kinga flashbacks off the empty bottles? :worry:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Helen said she couldnt be assed with a rebellion, and she's rolling around the store room?

I bet she charges got sploshing seasons

[JTM45]

lets be real.without marc this show would of gone down hill.none of housemates bring much to the house.with the legend ones adding a few spark it help the show keep going

Mark, assisted by Helen, has ruined this series completely!!!
He's an unbearable twat.

[Legend killer]

Marc in his nappy again tonight I see

[bots]

here for someone pooping in chloe's shoe cause she's not up for eviction

[Amy Jade]

lets be real.without marc this show would of gone down hill.none of housemates bring much to the house.with the legend ones adding a few spark it help the show keep going

Yeah that's not being 'real' thats just your opinion, in my opinion it was perfectly fine before they dragged him in to egineer fake drama and march about is his underwear.

[Livia]

He'd be a lot more entertaining if Big Brother didn't shout at him for wrestling with Danny tbh

Yeah, that's what I want to see, two half-wits play-fighting.

[minny03]

All he's done this episode is walk around in flowery pants, I suppose if you want to see wedgies and stuff that's entertaining for you but I find him incredibly boring.

Um I find him boring as well and I'm definitely not a fan. But he is the only one who is consistently giving the producers material to use.

[LukeB]

Poor Nikki

[Marsh.]

Nikki getting squished by Jack?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Jack going in for the cheapies

[Ross.]

Jack coming to squash them all. :omgno:

[lewis111]

"Don't crush Nikki"

[JTM45]

Is this what it's come to....really ?

[MB.]

death @ Harry and Nick snogging through the whole thing

[LukeB]

and there's nick and harry snogging in the corner

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nikki

Ouch

[Jake.]

Nikki screaming whilst getting covered in rice :joker:

[Jemal]

Banterrrrrr

[Marsh.]

Food fighting whilst Harry and Nick dry hump against the stairs.

It's like Titanic. *wipes tear*

[Ross.]

death @ Harry and Nick snogging through the whole thing

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

lmaooooooooooo

[Marsh.]

Nikki's face as she's buried. :laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Scottish Bb getting in a mad rage

[LukeB]

mess at BB

[ruiphillips]

Poor Nikki. Her anorexia.

[Babschap]

Didn't Helen say it was childish yet there she is in the storeroom joining in?

[Drew.]

:joker: **** sakes Nikki

[Amy Jade]

omfg hahaha

[Ross.]

Omg them all ignoring Nikki screaming :joker:

[minny03]

lol @ Nikki

[lewis111]

Severe consequnces? They do a little pick

[Jake.]

Nikki's face as she's buried. :laugh2:

:joker::joker:

[Babschap]

Nikki lol silly cow

[JTM45]

Wow................Nikki's a ridiculous child!!!!

[Lostie!]

Omfg at them running out of the Diary Room. :joker:

[Marsh.]

That BB voice giving me Josy teas when she's in ban mode. :worry:

[Livia]

Cab for Nikki...

[Jemal]

Ugh

[Niamh.]

Oh shut up Nikki. Sick of her now

[jennyfromtheblock8]

So nikki just saw opportunity for air time nothing happened

[Marsh.]

Poor Nikki. Her anorexia.

:shocked:

[LukeB]

Nikki is hilarious

[Jemal]

Why do people like nikki?
Shes acting like she got assaulted

[T*]

Ong

[fitz2k2]

rofl such a hild

[T*]

Omg*