Your Favourite BB Quote of All time?

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"We were here to play a part, Play your parts well." - Shahbaz.

[Daniel.]

At least somebody got wet tonight, and it wasn't Saskia.

[LukeB]

who is she who is she - Nikki

[armand.kay]

"I stink your having a laugh mate you ****ing stink, ****ing ANIMAL" - Craig

[Liam-]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

[Daniel.]

All these are trash compared to Kez's sas drag

[Liam-]

'I don't give a rip'

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Who said this?

[Liam-]

Who said this?

Lord John James of Australia of course, who else could say something as iconic

[armand.kay]

"guess what the dirty little prostitute just said to me" - Vanny

[armand.kay]

"WOT!" - Lesley

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Lord John James of Australia of course, who else could say something as iconic

I need to re watch BB11 again, I remember he cried a lot with his wee fallouts with Josie lol and he was horrible to Rachel that's bout it.

[Daniel.]

Look at you with your cheap Primark shoes

You better know yourself if your talking about me little girl

Posh Spice's boy is Brooklyn because he was conceived in Brooklyn what am I going to call mine, Big Brother Jacuzzi?

[Daniel.]

I need to re watch BB11 again, I remember he cried a lot with his wee fallouts with Josie lol and he was horrible to Rachel that's bout it.

Don't bother

John James was just a misogynist, an even worse one than Marc

[Liam-]

Don't bother

John James was just a misogynist, an even worse one than Marc

lol

[Daniel.]

What's funny? :)

[Liam-]

'I'm not an irrepressible dark horse, I am the irrepressible dark horse'

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Tweedle dum, Tweedle dee and Tweedle Twat!"

[Vicky.]

At least somebody got wet tonight, and it wasn't Saskia.

^ :D

[armand.kay]

All these are trash compared to Kez's sas drag
Don't grit your teeth at me like a dog. Woman. - Saskia

[Headie]

I need to re watch BB11 again, I remember he cried a lot with his wee fallouts with Josie lol and he was horrible to Rachel that's bout it.

He was awful, poor Rachael got booted Week 1 for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

I laughed when he was rude to Rachael for a second time when she returned to give him a massage, only to **** his pants when he found out she was dating Nathan and cried to leave the house and had to be reassured via phonecall that he wouldn't get dragged at the wrap party :joker:

[Daniel.]

Don't grit your teeth at me like a dog. Woman. - Saskia

Nnnn angry Sas

You are up your own ass your stuck up your even wearing a wig on yur head you are a FAKE GIRL, FAKE

[armand.kay]

He was awful, poor Rachael got booted Week 1 for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

I laughed when he was rude to Rachael for a second time when she returned to give him a massage, only to **** his pants when he found out she was dating Nathan and cried to leave the house and had to be reassured via phonecall that he wouldn't get dragged at the wrap party :joker:

iconic Rache serving mob wife :lovedup:

[armand.kay]

Nnnn angry Sas

You are up your own ass your stuck up your even wearing a wig on yur head you are a FAKE GIRL, FAKE

thats your problem you've got attitude, BARE Attitude!

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Go to ****ing America, We don't give a ****!!!" And the ways she says "****ing Twat" always makes me LOL

[Headie]

Some of my faves:

"JEALOUS OF HER??? OF HER???? NEVAH"
"UGLY BITCH!"
"I don't wanna hear it from you Team Britney"
"Look at you, with your cheap primark shoes!"
"Ease up on the chicken!"
"I love squeezing girls boobs, I get sad when they don't let me.... **** them"

[LukeB]

Basic rations for a basic bitch

[Liam-]

'Always in the right, always in the right, always in the right'

[armand.kay]

"Go to ****ing America, We don't give a ****!!!" And the ways she says "****ing Twat" always makes me LOL

lmao saskia's fumes <3

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Oh Don't spit all over yourself you scruffy little slut!" lol

[armand.kay]

"I know its a ****ing game and everything but you don't have to diminish your soul to survive... I refuse to diminish my character to survive"

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"I know its a ****ing game and everything but you don't have to diminish your soul to survive... I refuse to diminish my character to survive"

Best Male housemate Ever!

[Jack_]

The Kemal quote is one of the best ever. Few other good ones in here too. No John James shade tho plz k thanks

'Get the sand out of your vagina' and 'here's some rock n roll for ya' :joker: :joker:

actually wait there

[Jack_]

This thread :laugh3: :clap1:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105612

[Daniel.]

John James is trash Jack, entertainment vaccum

[Daniel.]

Also EVEYRTHING Derek Laud ever said >

[EspeonBB]

"YOU MUST MODEL FOR THE BLIND YOU UGLY ****" --- Queen Charley

[Locke.]

It's just a painting - Rex
Everything Sree ever said.

[Daniel.]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS whilst Freddie was (faking) having a panic attack also remains iconic

[Locke.]

Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb9/mario/mario_smug_inset_001.jpg

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Also EVEYRTHING Derek Laud ever said >

Sam - "Ok thank you, You can go away now"

Derek - "What a stupid thing to say, Go where!?"

Sam - "Are you Joking?"

Derek - "Jokes are not my suite!" *Most Serious face ever*

LOL

[Headie]

"I refuse to be kicked. I refuse to be shouted at and I refuse to be goaded"

[Liam-]

The Kemal quote is one of the best ever. Few other good ones in here too. No John James shade tho plz k thanks

'Get the sand out of your vagina' and 'here's some rock n roll for ya' :joker: :joker:

actually wait there

Tell em

[Daniel.]

Gosh, she puts make up on to go and have a **** - Derek Laud

[Jack_]

John James is trash Jack, entertainment vaccum

The star of BB11 along with Sam :cheer2:

[EspeonBB]

Awww Kimberly has such a problem. Poor Kim

[armand.kay]

The star of BB11 along with Sam :cheer2:

eww sam is vile.

[Liam-]

'Is there chicken in chick peas?''

[LeatherTrumpet]

"Tweedle dum, Tweedle dee and Tweedle Twat!"

:joker:

[Liam-]

'Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops - Jodie Marsh

[Daniel.]

The star of BB11 along with Sam :cheer2:

Corin,Shabby, Sunshine, Camiohe > rest of cast > Sam > John James

[Lostie!]

Vanessa: "I hope you do go on Friday you DIRTY SKANKY LITTLE BITCH!

Not my all-time favourite but it always pops into my head when thinking of lines I loved. :laugh:

[Liam-]

'I'm ghetto! I live in the hood. With my mum.'

[Jack_]

eww sam is vile.

http://static.tumblr.com/8cde2a705955fac4ec6f938e488f9e8c/edgnrjf/Yjimt1qex/tumblr_static_aa489db7fda9779c5aea66bed1bc4ba7.jpe g

[Time]

No naked jacuzziness

[Lostie!]

Oh, Charley saying Nicky had a face "like a slapped lemon" is up there for me. :joker:

I get a lot of amusement out of people confusing their phrases. :laugh:

[Jack_]

Corin,Shabby, Sunshine, Camiohe > rest of cast > Sam > John James

EW Sunshine was an irrelevance, okay I forgot about Shabby so it's those three, Caoimhe is a bit overrated and I only ever mention Corin in the context of the quadruple eviction cause she had a big fan base, but God knows why cause she was a bore most of the time (although the argument with John was amezzin <3)

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Did anyone else notice that Derek and Kemal would wink at each other nearly every time someone got evicted?

[LeatherTrumpet]

qUrE0w1r_og

[Liam-]

'Rula Lenska thinks I'm gross, vulgar, trashy and that my mouth's filthy. And that my clothes are exhibitionistic. I just think she's read me completely wrong.' - Pete Burns <3

[Lostie!]

EW Sunshine was an irrelevance, okay I forgot about Shabby so it's those three, Caoimhe is a bit overrated and I only ever mention Corin in the context of the quadruple eviction cause she had a big fan base, but God knows why cause she was a bore most of the time (although the argument with John was amezzin <3)

If "irrelevance" means "the best HM of BB11". :fan:

[Jack_]

'Would you like me to be the cat?'

what a legend

[Jack_]

If "irrelevance" means "the best HM of BB11". :fan:

She was anything but :joker: invisible most of the time and then whenever she did appear it was to whine and it was ****ing annoying

John James, Sam and Shabby slay you all

[EspeonBB]

Wait no one's mentioned the most iconic quote of all time:
"You better know yourself if you're talking about me, little girl!"

:love:

[armand.kay]

"I'm like the biggest tits in 'uddersfield I think... nah mi moms got bigger boobs than me, so is my nana"

[Liam-]

She was anything but :joker: invisible most of the time and then whenever she did appear it was to whine and it was ****ing annoying

John James, Sam and Shabby slay you all

Apart from the Sam bit I agree with all of that :clap1:

[armand.kay]

sunshine was iconic most her stay in the house revolved around ha.

[Liam-]

'Man I know what ma DNA stands for - Dis Negro is Attractive aiiiiight' - Victor

[armand.kay]

sunshine clocking the awful Mario > john jame's in bed with hosie all day.

[Liam-]

'She's about as stable as Rick Wallor jumping up on down on a 3 legged table

[Liam-]

'My friends they call me the slick. But when I'm around the laydeez, I'm the milkman cos I always deliver. Or the plumber, cos I lay pipe.'

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"At the end of the day these Crisps have got my name on them shabby and I can share them with who I like" - Sunshine.

[Liam-]

Victor has so many incredible quotes, what a man

[Liam-]

'TURN THE HOT WATER BACK ON, BB ! ....... I already got the sniffles'

[armand.kay]

when victor said you can see nadia's jaw from space welp

[LukeB]

I'm just sniffing my mattress - Lesley[BB8]

[Daniel.]

BB11 was trashy anyway Corin's clocking of sexist John James saved it when queens Shabby, Sunshine and Caiomhe left

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Number 6 in the house, Number 1 in your hearts." - Victor.

[Jason.]

Anything from Jackie Stallone had me in stitches.
She was amazing.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77939

[Daniel.]

Did anyone else notice that Derek and Kemal would wink at each other nearly every time someone got evicted?

:lovedup:

[armand.kay]

"we are living with a liar, cow, spoiled brat"

[Liam-]

'She's about as sexy as a dead rat's anus' - Jason on Nadia

[Daniel.]

Victor is so boring

[Jason.]

Has anybody mentioned

"I don't want to hear from you Team Britney. Not you. Thank you".

:lovedup:

Iconic.

[Liam-]

'After Jason, I think Nadia should win because she's got balls!'

[GLENN BILL BB7]

BB11 was trashy anyway Corin's clocking of sexist John James saved it when queens Shabby, Sunshine and Caiomhe left

I remember an argument between them where Corin just says Dickhead like a million times lol

[Jason.]

Victor is so boring

So true.

I'm re-watching BB5.

He's a pathetic jerk. Who tries so hard to be funny. He just comes across like a prat.

I loled at him ranking himself 2nd most intelligent in the Saturday Night Task.
:joker:

[Liam-]

'Nadia aka the jaw that sunk the Titanic' :lovedup:

[Lostie!]

She was anything but :joker: invisible most of the time and then whenever she did appear it was to whine and it was ****ing annoying

John James, Sam and Shabby slay you all

You perhaps, but slay me they did not. :wink:

And I remember Sunshine being far from invisible. If she was, she'd probably have fared better.

But anyway, the BB11 talk reminded me of another, courtesy of one of Shabby's Diary Room rants.

"Lesbians have feelings too!!". :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

"If you were a professional you'd be on Celebrity Big Brother, but you're in this Big Brother so shut up"

[Liam-]

Michelle: 'What are you thinking?'
Stu: 'What are you thinking?'
Michelle: 'I was thinking what Stu was thinking.'

[armand.kay]

"they're expecting 10 ciders and I've got non" *cackles*

what kind of icon?

[Jason.]

'Nadia aka the jaw that sunk the Titanic' :lovedup:

I watched that yesterday.
He said like 3 dead jokes in a row before he actually got to that.

His suitcase nominations were bad too. He made a joke about Kitten being more unstable than the last slice of pizza at Celebrity Fat Club.

He reminds me of those people who try so hard to be the joker, and ends up telling crap jokes that come across really cringe.

[Jason.]

"Maybe she's on her period"

[Lostie!]

Michelle: If you abide by these rules, you will return to the house at Big Brother's discretion.
Emma: What does that mean?
Michelle: It means if we follow the rules, we'll go back in at their discretion.

:joker:

[LukeB]

hot topics hot topics hot topics with imogen imogen imogen

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"I'm Charley, I'm the South East London 'IT' Girl."

[Jason.]

I'm not sure if this is a quote. But during the Saturday Night Task, Emma was reading the instructions, and she couldn't read klaxon properly, and kept pronouncing it as klackon.

"When the sound of the klackon goes, you must rank your selves from most to least intelligent".

She said klackon about 5 times.

[armand.kay]

"you're nothing like jordan she's a business woman and a clever woman and you are not"

[Liam-]

(Nadia upon hearing Ahmeds' 'It's a sunny day') 'No... is Mondaaay!'

[Jason.]

"you're nothing like jordan she's a business woman and a clever woman and you are not"

Jordan was a business woman in 05?

:shrug:

[armand.kay]

"I'm Charley, I'm the South East London 'IT' Girl."

welp when alex threw shade in her vt and said "I'm not and IT girl I am IT"

[Xtopher]

hot topics hot topics hot topics with imogen imogen imogen

oh god, i sang that.

[GLENN BILL BB7]

welp when alex threw shade in her vt and said "I'm not and IT girl I am IT"

Funny how Alexandra seemed nice in her VT but in the house she was a monster!

[LukeB]

oh god, i sang that.

Same :joker: it's rather catchy

[Jason.]

"I refuse to diminish my character to survive in this house, I REFUSE!"

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Memba I told you!!!!!!"

[Liam-]

'do I want to watch paint dry or sit up and talk with Imogen hardly a difficult choice is it?'

[LukeB]

"I love blinking, I do!"

[Jack_]

'After Jason, I think Nadia should win because she's got balls!'

Who said that? Transphobia isn't quote worthy

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"I refuse to diminish my character to survive in this house, I REFUSE!"

Best Male housemate Ever.

"This is Big Brother, Housemates are reminded that the Big Brother house is located on a council Estate." - Craig.

LOL

[Jason.]

Imogen going on a rant in the DR after Grace's eviction and the Lisa vs. Aisleyne argument.

"He's such an evil man!" (About Richard)

"Lea, who ****in talk about sex all the time. I'm sick of hearin about cock, and spunk. I'm sick of it!. She's up Pete's arsehole, as if he's 4, not 24"

It was just funny. I think her Welsh accent made it funnier, and the fact she was shouting. :joker:

[LukeB]

"Posh and Becks named their baby Brooklyn because he was conceived there. What am I going to call my baby - Jacuzzi?"

[Jack_]

Best Male housemate Ever.

"This is Big Brother, Housemates are reminded that the Big Brother house is located on a council Estate." - Craig.

LOL

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Jason.]

"Always in the right, always in the right, always in the right (repeat umpteen times)"

[Jason.]

"Get some bloody class ya weirdo, man!"

[Liam-]

Who said that? Transphobia isn't quote worthy

Victor said it before knowing that Nadia was transgender I believe

[LukeB]

"Get some bloody class ya weirdo, man!"

I was going to post this :fist:

[Jason.]

I was going to post this :fist:

Sorry.

"That was my fesh"

:smug:

[LukeB]

Sorry.

"That was my fesh"

:smug:

and that too :fist:

[Lostie!]

I loved the Science / Derek clashes.

"Don't shout, you ignorant twit from Yorkshire!"

[Jason.]

and that too :fist:

Oh hell naw!

"Now, it's on like Donkey Kong!"

:fist::joker:

[GLENN BILL BB7]

40:48 "Take a ****ing cucumber stick it up my fanny." - Kinga.

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[Jason.]

"Call the police".

[armand.kay]

"is there anyone down there?"
"no.."
"between the three of of and i need you guys to promise not to talk about it with anybody"
"swear on my heart""corse not"
*looks directly into the camera and whispers* "I could be pregnant"

[Jason.]

"is there anyone down there?"
"no.."
"between the three of of and i need you guys to promise not to talk about it with anybody"
"swear on my heart""corse not"
*looks directly into the camera and whispers* "I could be pregnant"

g0NSB4UFdgY

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Kemal and Vannesa know she's talking **** but just choose to go along with it LOL

[Jason.]

Kemal and Vannesa know she's talking **** but just choose to go along with it LOL

I love how the last shot just shows Vanessa pretending to be shocked.

:joker:

[armand.kay]

Kemal and Vannesa know she's talking **** but just choose to go along with it LOL

Kemal was so over it and vanny was just exited about all the gossip :laugh:

[Jason.]

Gina Rio - "Why are you shouting?"

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Roberto: "Whatever minger!" *complete with hand-signs*
Makosi: "Minger?!"
Roberto: "Yeah, cos that's what you are, a minger".

The BB6 arguments were hilarious. :love:

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"You're the Skidmark of society" - Gina.

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Roberto: "Whatever minger!" *complete with hand-signs*
Makosi: "Minger?!"
Roberto: "Yeah, cos that's what you are, a minger".

The BB6 arguments were hilarious. :love:

The ways she says "MINGA!?" LOL

Another funny one is Science and Makosi.

"I can maintain! I come from the Ghetto!"

[Jason.]

Are we funny mummy?

[GLENN BILL BB7]

Jack and Joe = Fake

Remember there arguments over who was the fatter twin lol it like you's are both fat so shut up!

[Jason.]

"If you punched my horse, I would stab you"

[GLENN BILL BB7]

"Im not happy with my weight" - Charlie

Wolfy *Pulls up shirt* "You don't have to wake up to this Everyday!"

[Daniel.]

Derek "It's Belfast vs Leeds in the garden and I quite fancy being a specatator

[Daniel.]

What makes it funnier is she says that he only fingers her then THE VERY NEXT DAY she's 100% sure she's pregnant and crys over whether to take the morning after pill

[armand.kay]

What makes it funnier is she says that he only fingers her then THE VERY NEXT DAY she's 100% sure she's pregnant and crys over whether to take the morning after pill

not even the next day she changed her mind in one episode lol

[Daniel.]

not even the next day she changed her mind in one episode lol

mess

[Headie]

"Shut up singing shite!"
"We're not we're singing Spice Girls"
"SHITE!"

_vFXTT9ah-w

"Lesley still awake sexy?"

Lmao Charley's fake laughing in that vid :joker:

[armand.kay]

not hayden using this thread to plug ha vids

[Headie]

"You can read it after Carole, people need to show some manners, it's rude"
...
"After each break housemates must re-"
*Carole coughs*
"Tonight I'm gonna be coughing tonight my heart out I tell ya"

SSOWhN2sYyM

[armand.kay]

*maxwell and Anthony walk out the DR with cleaning utensils and bleach*
Derrick: "You have to drink that i hope".

[Daniel.]

Iconic