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waterhog
27-06-2015, 07:46 AM
finish this line - simon was ? 27.06.15

again i have to thank
gone is no fizz
lets go to the champagne bank
the exit was absolutely not showbiz.
simon will not learn
at 46 there is no curb
his weakness in me does churn
a pathetic pile of turd.
every row was discredited
simon i would never shake your hand
ridiculous even if it was edited
because in all this mussel was no stand.
like me there is a persona
but your acting is a crime
how the hell you are a business owner
when i don't think you could pull off being a ugly sister in pantomime.
i do not like jack
but i am glad he stayed
we must keep up "fans don't lack"
as the whole being dug is done with jacks spade.

Gusto Brunt
27-06-2015, 07:51 AM
...a squatter.

BENDERBOY
27-06-2015, 08:49 AM
A total loser.

Semtex
27-06-2015, 10:04 AM
Your poems remind me of Pam Ayres.

Are you her Son Pubic?

waterhog
27-06-2015, 10:59 AM
if my mother was pam
i would be worth my weight in gold to the gram.
unfortunately not semtex
its dr pam spur who talks advice on ???.
but i am my own man
and i am glad my reminder has put forward a plan.
semtex i now need your devotion
so come on and give me some emotion.
are you happy or sad with helens departure
will you read every poem i do till you have debenture ?

MrWong
27-06-2015, 11:00 AM
Simon was...... an insipid bore.

y.winter
27-06-2015, 11:03 AM
simon was?

waterhog
27-06-2015, 02:48 PM
y.winter - take your time ?

JoshBB
27-06-2015, 02:51 PM
Annoying, and then boring after a few weeks...

Iceman
27-06-2015, 02:55 PM
Simon was....there.

mr rochester
27-06-2015, 04:07 PM
Embarrassing...

waterhog
27-06-2015, 06:10 PM
very glad pathetic option is winning. might have to cut a loss and close poll early.

Livia
27-06-2015, 06:11 PM
... lucky to get a second shot, and screwed it up by being annoying.

waterhog
27-06-2015, 06:40 PM
that is his personality - this is why i am so surprised he has got so far in life.

abhorson
27-06-2015, 06:42 PM
The line should finish. Simple Simon says nothing.