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Absorption
27-06-2015, 08:11 AM
Now, we all know that BB HMs are not exactly bothering the Mensa recruitment panel, least of all this year's intake, but is Cristian (and some of the others, to be fair) really not aware of the concept of celibacy?

He seemed to think that Aisleyne was saying she's a virgin just because she's currently abstaining from 'a bit of the other'. I wish Joel had been there to give one of his pompous but totally inaccurate explanations!

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 08:38 AM
It was Danny that didn't know what celibate meant.

Knispel
27-06-2015, 08:47 AM
Yeah it was Danny who thought that but it was Cristian who thought if the swimmer Phelps didn't eat 10k calories a day he would die. He is Durrrrrrr THICKKKKK!

Gusto Brunt
27-06-2015, 08:49 AM
It was Danny that didn't know what celibate meant.

He's thick that's why

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 08:53 AM
Yeah it was Danny who thought that but it was Cristian who thought if the swimmer Phelps didn't eat 10k calories a day he would die. He is Durrrrrrr THICKKKKK!

I think he was joking don't you . He is certainly not thick. He has A grade A level passes in Biology, Chemistry and Physics and has a place at one of the top universities in the country if not the world UCL London studying Biomedical Science. Criticise him all you want but he is certainly not thick.

smudgie
27-06-2015, 08:53 AM
Both Cristian and Danny didn't know the meaning of the word, but to be fair they have probably never head it used before.:shrug:
Neither come across as particularly intelligent, but then again, intelligence is not the B all and end all of a person.

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 08:55 AM
He's thick that's why

Yes Danny struggles to string a sentence together and when he does it comes out in the same monotone voice.

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 08:56 AM
Both Cristian and Danny didn't know the meaning of the word, but to be fair they have probably never head it used before.:shrug:
Neither come across as particularly intelligent, but then again, intelligence is not the B all and end all of a person.

Cristian knew what it meant but I think he was politely querying it with Aisleyne. In other words I don't think he believed for one minute she was celibate.

Gusto Brunt
27-06-2015, 08:56 AM
Yes Danny struggles to string a sentence together and when he does it comes out in the same monotone voice.

If Danny was as ugly as he is stupid he wouldn't even be on Big Brother.

He'd be in his bedroom watching porn.

He's very lucky to look the way he does. He actually doesn't have to make any effort to impress.

waterhog
27-06-2015, 08:59 AM
this is graduation for a university. quite bright compared to most candidates.

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 09:00 AM
If Danny was as ugly as he is stupid he wouldn't even be on Big Brother.

He'd be in his bedroom watching porn.

He's very lucky to look the way he does. He actually doesn't have to make any effort to impress.

Certainly doesn't do anything for me but he obviously does have appeal to some but goodness only knows why. He really doesn't have the most scintillating personality. :shrug:

Vanessa
27-06-2015, 09:00 AM
Cristian knew what it meant but I think he was politely querying it with Aisleyne. In other words I don't think he believed for one minute she was celibate.

True! :joker:

Gusto Brunt
27-06-2015, 09:04 AM
Certainly doesn't do anything for me but he obviously does have appeal to some but goodness only knows why. He really doesn't have the most scintillating personality. :shrug:

That's why he doesn't have a personality. Looking the way he does, he's never felt the need to have a personality.

He just has to stand there and women go 'phoar'.

It's like David Beckham. He's another one who is thick as two short planks.

An average footballer who is only talked about because he is apparently good looking.

Tis sadly, life.

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 09:05 AM
True! :joker:

What was all that on live feed last night. I didn't catch it properly because she was talking to Cristian in the background but she was saying something about him calling her mummy and she calling him son. He then said "please don't say that", "please don't call me son" or words to that effect. Don't know what sort of fetish she had in mind but I thought it was quite strange. Maybe I caught it wrong :hehe:

Vanessa
27-06-2015, 09:08 AM
What was all that on live feed last night. I didn't catch it properly because she was talking to Cristian in the background but she was saying something about him calling her mummy and she calling him son. He then said "please don't say that", "please don't call me son" or words to that effect. Don't know what sort of fetish she had in mind but I thought it was quite strange. Maybe I caught it wrong :hehe:

Maybe she wants a toyboy. :joker:

Trasadkel1
27-06-2015, 09:10 AM
Maybe she wants a toyboy. :joker:

I think he would run a mile. :dog: I think she would terrify him :laugh:

MrWong
27-06-2015, 09:12 AM
It was Danny that didn't know what celibate meant.

Danny said he didn't know what it mean't.

Christian thought it mean't that she's never had sex.

waterhog
27-06-2015, 09:14 AM
i am going celibate on poem writing

and i no all comments will be inviting.

alex_front2
27-06-2015, 09:24 AM
Aisleyne at 36 is old enough to be Cristian's, Joel's and Nick's mother. Flirting with any of these lads is predatory sick, grooming and bang out of order. She should stick to Danny and Marc who are pushing 30.

Absorption
27-06-2015, 09:35 AM
Danny said he didn't know what it mean't.

Christian thought it mean't that she's never had sex.

Thank you, this was the part to which I was referring.

Absorption
27-06-2015, 09:40 AM
Aisleyne at 36 is old enough to be Cristian's, Joel's and Nick's mother. Flirting with any of these lads is predatory sick, grooming and bang out of order. She should stick to Danny and Marc who are pushing 30.

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Grooming"?!! Talk about exaggeration! What next, arresting someone because you happened to think they looked at someone the wrong way in the park?

They're over 18, adults and capable of making their own decisions. They should be grateful that Aisleyne would do anything verging on flirting with them!

Talk about scraping the barrel of hysteria...

Don't forget to target those paediatricians for being 'kiddie fiddlers'.

MrWong
27-06-2015, 09:50 AM
Aisleyne at 36 is old enough to be Cristian's, Joel's and Nick's mother. Flirting with any of these lads is predatory sick, grooming and bang out of order. She should stick to Danny and Marc who are pushing 30.

:umm2:

They are grown men not children.

waterhog
27-06-2015, 10:10 AM
you get more complements speaking to a receptionist then this - come on get a grip.

its fun banta.

jennyjuniper
27-06-2015, 10:26 AM
I think he was joking don't you . He is certainly not thick. He has A grade A level passes in Biology, Chemistry and Physics and has a place at one of the top universities in the country if not the world UCL London studying Biomedical Science. Criticise him all you want but he is certainly not thick.

That's not quite true. People can be very clever in their particular field, yet be quite 'dumb' in other areas. I knew one scientist, who was brilliant, but needed an assistant just to make sure he could manage the day to day tasks.

jennyjuniper
27-06-2015, 10:29 AM
If Danny was as ugly as he is stupid he wouldn't even be on Big Brother.

He'd be in his bedroom watching porn.

He's very lucky to look the way he does. He actually doesn't have to make any effort to impress.

I have tried to see what people mean when they say that Danny is good looking and I fail every time.:conf: He's not ugly, but I would describe him as average at best. I always think of him as a weazel. Not just because of his slyness, but he has a 'weazely' look about him too.

Pink Pegasus
27-06-2015, 11:50 AM
Danny said he didn't know what it mean't.

Christian thought it mean't that she's never had sex.

Yes I also thought it was Christian who mistook the meaning of celibacy for virginity. I wondered at the time why Aisleyne didn't correct him and tell him they don't mean the same thing.

Vanessa
27-06-2015, 12:30 PM
Cristian is 20. I wonder if he likes older women. He seems a bit intimidated by Ashleine . :laugh:

Patricia4
27-06-2015, 12:56 PM
It was Danny that didn't know what celibate meant.

He's no brain that's why.

Knispel
28-06-2015, 08:18 AM
I think he was joking don't you . He is certainly not thick. He has A grade A level passes in Biology, Chemistry and Physics and has a place at one of the top universities in the country if not the world UCL London studying Biomedical Science. Criticise him all you want but he is certainly not thick.

No he wasn't joking and he didn't imply it in any way like it was telling a joke/being sarcastic. He actually thinks that someone who follows an increased calorific sports nutrition plan and then suddenly reduces their calorie intake drastically will "die". To call him a moron would be an insult to moron's everywhere :dance: