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ThriceShy
29-06-2015, 08:28 PM
Has he ever actually had a storyline?

He is the best looking one in there and couldn't even be bothered looking for a showmance.

I often forget he is a housemate at all. He seems to have spent seven weeks just pouting in the mirror.

JoshBB
29-06-2015, 08:30 PM
The fake gangster thing is annoying too :laugh:

Kazanne
29-06-2015, 08:30 PM
Has he ever actually had a storyline?

He is the best looking one in there and couldn't even be bothered looking for a showmance.

I often forget he is a housemate at all. He seems to have spent seven weeks just pouting in the mirror.

Saw him checking himself out in the mirrors ,when he came out the DR:joker::joker:

abhorson
29-06-2015, 08:36 PM
1} Why should he look for a showmance. Most slate that!!

2) What do looks have to do with anything in regards to BB!!

3}What does a storyline have to do with winning BB!!

4}How can you forget that he is in BB. When you are reminded every day.

5) If your post is in an attempt at mockery of an HM. Forget 1 to 4!!

ItWasJustBanter
29-06-2015, 08:37 PM
He has the personality of an amoeba

Pete.
29-06-2015, 08:39 PM
How could Jade go over him

Jason.
29-06-2015, 08:40 PM
Pete speaking sense.

He didn't know who Charley is?
Why does he exist?

RichardG
29-06-2015, 08:42 PM
Pete speaking sense.

He didn't know who Charley is?
Why does he exist?

He doesn't know who any of the ex hms are, I'm surprised he thought it was a good idea to apply when he seemingly knows literally nothing about the show. :laugh:

abhorson
29-06-2015, 08:42 PM
How could Jade go over him

Because. As BB keeps on saying. "you decide" More bothered to vote to evict Jade.

Liam-
29-06-2015, 08:43 PM
He has the personality of an amoeba

Bit disrespectful to amoebas tbh

LukeB
29-06-2015, 08:44 PM
How could Jade go over him

Because he is attractive :idc:

get him out :omgno:

Pete.
29-06-2015, 08:47 PM
Because he is attractive :idc:

get him out :omgno:
Preach :omgno:

abhorson
29-06-2015, 08:47 PM
Because he is attractive :idc:

get him out :omgno:

When there were four up? An help but not the whole reason.

So the mainly women voters saved Jack over Simon. Because...

Jason.
29-06-2015, 08:49 PM
He doesn't know who any of the ex hms are, I'm surprised he thought it was a good idea to apply when he seemingly knows literally nothing about the show. :laugh:

This.

I would love to meet Charley and Aisleyne. Boot him out and get me in there, ploz.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:08 PM
Has he ever actually had a storyline?

He is the best looking one in there and couldn't even be bothered looking for a showmance.

I often forget he is a housemate at all. He seems to have spent seven weeks just pouting in the mirror.

For someone that is boring and people forget he is in there etc he certainly seems to generate enough posts on here. Bit of a contradiction.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:10 PM
1} Why should he look for a showmance. Most slate that!!

2) What do looks have to do with anything in regards to BB!!

3}What does a storyline have to do with winning BB!!

4}How can you forget that he is in BB. When you are reminded every day.

5) If your post is in an attempt at mockery of an HM. Forget 1 to 4!!

:clap1:

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:10 PM
For someone that is boring and people forget he is in there etc he certainly seems to generate enough posts on here. Bit of a contradiction.

True. :joker: I love that he's so chilled out and he's enjoying himself. I really want to see him in the final.

BB4fan
29-06-2015, 09:11 PM
How can he not know what he was going into before he went in...???

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:12 PM
1} Why should he look for a showmance. Most slate that!!

2) What do looks have to do with anything in regards to BB!!

3}What does a storyline have to do with winning BB!!

4}How can you forget that he is in BB. When you are reminded every day.

5) If your post is in an attempt at mockery of an HM. Forget 1 to 4!!

:clap1:

BB4fan
29-06-2015, 09:12 PM
Not knowing who Gos is.:shrug:

Kazanne
29-06-2015, 09:13 PM
Christian is young ,maybe he didn't watch it when he was a kid

Patricia4
29-06-2015, 09:13 PM
He cant even string a sentence together he's good looking but he's got nothing upstairs.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:13 PM
True. :joker: I love that he's so chilled out and he's enjoying himself. I really want to see him in the final.

What amuses me is people just jump on the bandwagon. People don't go on about Joel, Chloe and Sam who must be equally as boring then going on their contribution to tonight's show.

Really annoyed at the way Danny snapped at him tonight too. He does it all the time.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:15 PM
I like him. For someone so young he has impeccable manners and he's really lovely. And to think that morons like Aaron thought he was arrogant. Eileen actually has a brain and said he was shy.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:15 PM
He cant even string a sentence together he's good looking but he's got nothing upstairs.

Only 3 grade A A level passes in Biology, Physics and Chemistry and a place at UCL London studying biomedical Science. :shrug:

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:17 PM
What amuses me is people just jump on the bandwagon. People don't go on about Joel, Chloe and Sam who must be equally as boring then going on their contribution to tonight's show.

Really annoyed at the way Danny snapped at him tonight too. He does it all the time.

I really think that if he carries on like this he will be in the final. He's keeping a cool head and most of all he has Marc sussed. He's a smart boy. :clap1:

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:18 PM
I like him. For someone so young he has impeccable manners and he's really lovely. And to think that morons like Aaron thought he was arrogant. Eileen actually has a brain and said he was shy.

That is the reason I like him. Why do people not accept that some don't find someone prancing around with their pants up their bum cheeks, belittling and annoying people entertaining. Maybe in the first couple of days it was but 3/4 weeks later?

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:19 PM
That is the reason I like him. Why do people not accept that some don't find someone prancing around with their pants up their bum cheeks, belittling and annoying people entertaining. Maybe in the first couple of days it was but 3/4 weeks later?

He's just not a show off, but he has fun in there. We can see it during the live feed.

rionablue
29-06-2015, 09:20 PM
Has he ever actually had a storyline?

He is the best looking one in there and couldn't even be bothered looking for a showmance.

I often forget he is a housemate at all. He seems to have spent seven weeks just pouting in the mirror.

its not often we agree but definitely agree with you on this one. To be honest I thought Cristian was fit when he went into the house but as time went by I don't think so anymore. I don't think any of the guys are good looking. Cristian is cruising nicely to the final like many bores before him

ItWasJustBanter
29-06-2015, 09:20 PM
He's just not a show anythingzzzzzz

Vicky.
29-06-2015, 09:21 PM
I liked him before he crawled up Dannys arse

I don't mind him now either tbh

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:21 PM
I like him. For someone so young he has impeccable manners and he's really lovely. And to think that morons like Aaron thought he was arrogant. Eileen actually has a brain and said he was shy.

So because someone disagrees with your opinion, they're a moron?
But if they agree, they have a brain?

:umm2:

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:22 PM
He's just not a show off, but he has fun in there. We can see it during the live feed.

I would go as far as to say he is one of the most vocal during the live feed. He is not comfortable in confrontational situations and unfortunately the BB producers seem to think that is all we want to see with a few showmances thrown in for good measure.

Cherie
29-06-2015, 09:22 PM
If he told Danny to **** off it would do him the world of good

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:22 PM
I liked him before he crawled up Dannys arse

I don't mind him now either tbh

I actually quite like their friendship.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:23 PM
So because someone disagrees with your opinion, they're a moron?
But if they agree, they have a brain?

:umm2:

No, Aaron is a moron full stop.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:24 PM
I love how his fans are using LF as a reason to justify his entertainment value. :joker:

All he spoke about was how divine a steak was. Not to mention he's been virtually non-existent in all the other Friday live feeds.

You hear his voice in the background one Friday, and suddenly he's fun and vocal. :rolleyes:

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:24 PM
If he told Danny to **** off it would do him the world of good

I agree and I wish he would. The way Danny shouted him down tonight was awful. He is still so young though and I think Danny is very intimidating to be around.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:25 PM
I agree and I wish he would. The way Danny shouted him down tonight was awful. He is still so young though and I think Danny is very intimidating to be around.

I'd agree to that.
I'd like him again if he told him to pipe down.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:26 PM
I love how his fans are using LF as a reason to justify his entertainment value. :joker:

All he spoke about was how divine a steak was. Not to mention he's been virtually non-existent in all the other Friday live feeds.

You hear his voice in the background one Friday, and suddenly he's fun and vocal. :rolleyes:

But aren't you supporting Chloe? Surely she is classed in the same boring category as Cristian on that basis?

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:26 PM
I agree and I wish he would. The way Danny shouted him down tonight was awful. He is still so young though and I think Danny is very intimidating to be around.

I think he respects Danny, so he won't. To be fair Danny has never said anything like this to him before, so he will let it go. But if it happens all the time he will say something.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:27 PM
No, Aaron is a moron full stop.

In all fairness Aaron lived with him. I think his opinion is more justified than yours or any others on this forum as he's actually been in a house with him for 24/7 for 17 days.

Cherie
29-06-2015, 09:27 PM
I actually quite like their friendship.

The way he spoke to Cristian tonight, he is no friend

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:27 PM
In all fairness Aaron lived with him. I think his opinion is more justified than yours or any others on this forum as he's actually been in a house with him for 24/7 for 17 days.

And Eileen had a completely different opinion. She also lived with him.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:28 PM
I think he respects Danny, so he won't. To be fair Danny has never said anything like this to him before, so he will let it go. But if it happens all the time he will say something.

He did on the night that Marc shook Cristians hand and Danny took it upon himself to start an argument. Cristian went to say something and he shouted to him to "shut up".

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:28 PM
The way he spoke to Cristian tonight, he is no friend

I don't like it when he tells people to shut up. It's rude.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:29 PM
And Eileen had a completely different opinion. She also lived with him.

Exactly.

Why does that make him a moron, and not her?

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:30 PM
The way he spoke to Cristian tonight, he is no friend

I would agree with that. I think he just keeps Cristian onside but will not think twice about stabbing him in the back when the time comes.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:30 PM
I don't like it when he tells people to shut up. It's rude.

Well, Danny is thick.
I doubt his brain could come up with a better insult than "shuttuup"

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:30 PM
He did on the night that Marc shook Cristians hand and Danny took it upon himself to start an argument. Cristian went to say something and he shouted to him to "shut up".

Oh, i didn't hear that. :laugh: I'm sure he will tell him if he thinks he's crossing the line. But yes, i hate it when Danny tells people to shut up. it's so rude!

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:31 PM
Well, Danny is thick.
I doubt his brain could come up with a better insult than "shuttuup"

Cristian should tell him to shut up. See how he likes it. :hehe:

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:32 PM
Exactly.

Why does that make him a moron, and not her?

Aaron was a twat, but Eileen was nice.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:32 PM
Cristian should tell him to shut up. See how he likes it. :hehe:

Cristian should call him a piece of toast. :hehe:

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:33 PM
Cristian should call him a piece of toast. :hehe:

Danny, you're a cornflake! :laugh:

joeysteele
29-06-2015, 09:34 PM
Sorry, I didn't like him tonight at all,he is aligned with the wrong person in Danny.

I hated listening to his noms in the diary room,he has gone right off for me, very sadly.

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:34 PM
Danny: "Am I a piece of toast, yeah?"
Cristian: "Yeh, bruv"
Danny: "Shutttuuup"
Cristian: "Nah man"
Danny: "I said shutttuuup"

*Danny chucks a piece of toast at Cristian due to anger*

Maybe he'll go ape**** on the box of Crunchy Nut too, like he did with Pizza boxes.

Trasadkel1
29-06-2015, 09:34 PM
Cristian should tell him to shut up. See how he likes it. :hehe:

I would love it if he did. The trouble with Cristian is he is not confrontational and I think Danny is intimidating. It's a shame because everyone tends to take it out on him in there. Harry snapped at him yesterday when he came up behind her and tried to cuddle her. I think, because he is so soft, he is an easy target for them to take out their frustrations.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:38 PM
I would love it if he did. The trouble with Cristian is he is not confrontational and I think Danny is intimidating. It's a shame because everyone tends to take it out on him in there. Harry snapped at him yesterday when he came up behind her and tried to cuddle her. I think, because he is so soft, he is an easy target for them to take out their frustrations.

I really like the way he keeps calm all the time. But when it's something that matters to him he does speak up.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:39 PM
Danny: "Am I a piece of toast, yeah?"
Cristian: "Yeh, bruv"
Danny: "Shutttuuup"
Cristian: "Nah man"
Danny: "I said shutttuuup"

*Danny chucks a piece of toast at Cristian due to anger*

Maybe he'll go ape**** on the box of Crunchy Nut too, like he did with Pizza boxes.

:joker: i want to see this now!

Jason.
29-06-2015, 09:40 PM
:joker: i want to see this now!

Here for Danny getting ejected.

joeysteele
29-06-2015, 09:43 PM
Here for Danny getting ejected.

Ironically,he probably would be too.

Kazanne
29-06-2015, 09:49 PM
Christian will never tell Danny to shut up he is Dannys bitch,I think Christian is a little scared of him,whoever stands up to Danny is the one who is not a pack follower and isn't scared of him,and that's Marc.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:50 PM
Christian will never tell Danny to shut up he is Dannys bitch,I think Christian is a little scared of him,whoever stands up to Danny is the one who is not a pack follower and isn't scared of him,and that's Marc.

They're friends, but if this carries on he will say something. But they don't have to fall out over it.

Vicky.
29-06-2015, 09:51 PM
Wish Cristian had spoke up tonight mind, he looked rather angry at (yet again) being told to shut up.

Vanessa
29-06-2015, 09:54 PM
Wish Cristian had spoke up tonight mind, he looked rather angry at (yet again) being told to shut up.

i think Danny is a bit of a control freak.

ItWasJustBanter
30-06-2015, 12:06 PM
"12.42pm: Danny is beat-boxing while Cristian raps. The struggle is real #BBUKLive

30/06/2015 - 12:43pm"

Pathetic. I hope they show this :joker:

Vanessa
30-06-2015, 12:07 PM
Cristian and Jack are doing well on this task.

abhorson
30-06-2015, 12:13 PM
Cristian has sussed what marc does. A passive aggressive who starts deliberate arguments to upset. And then when they react, Marc plays the victim.

Going up in my estimation.

Vanessa
30-06-2015, 12:15 PM
Cristian has sussed what marc does. A passive aggressive who starts deliberate arguments to upset. And then when they react, Marc plays the victim.

Going up in my estimation.

They all underestimate him because of his age, but he's smart.

abhorson
30-06-2015, 12:25 PM
They all underestimate him because of his age, but he's smart.

I thought his response when talking about the occasion when Marc pushed Aisleyne over was right too. "he acts like that to all the new ones, it is his act"

Smart indeed.

Withano
30-06-2015, 12:26 PM
I usually like the quiet housemates. Mostly because quiet and decent human being go hand in hand... This does not apply to Cristian, I think he's the first boring housemate I have ever disliked. He doesn't open his mouth often at all but every single time that he does, he comes across as a massive ****. Like the worst. One of my least favourite civilian housemates, excluding the ejected ones, ever.

Vanessa
30-06-2015, 12:26 PM
I thought his response when talking about the occasion when Marc pushed Aisleyne over was right too. "he acts like that to all the new ones, it is his act"

Smart indeed.

I also like that he's always so calm and controlled. You won't see him lose his temper like Danny does.