Cristian and Jasmine snog

[Vanessa]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-51-cristain-and-jasmine-snog

Marc reaction is hilarious! LOOOOOOL :joker::joker:

[Pete.]

Welp it took Jasmine for Cristian to do something

[Trasadkel1]

She certainly wants a bit of Cristian. He is so cute though, his reaction at the end :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Welp it took Jasmine for Cristian to do something

I knew they liked each other!

[Vanessa]

She certainly wants a bit of Cristian. He is so cute though, his reaction at the end :laugh:

Marc reaction! Like a proud dad! :joker:

[karezza]

Cristian kissed an ugly skeleton. :yuk:

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

Bit desperate on both sides. :rolleyes:

[Vanessa]

So he does like older women. Good to know! :smug:

[Pete.]

So he does like older women. Good to know! :smug:
Go for it Ness!

[ItWasJustBanter]

Well in Cristian. If he crawls out of Danny's arse completely now he might become a decent housemate.

Say what you like about Marc but he's genuinely delighted for Cristian there and Cristian has been one of his most vocal opponents.

[Will.]

So he does like older women. Good to know! :smug:

your probably too old for him Vanessa :smug::hehe:

[erinp5]

That was cringe...and why would anyone clap and high five someone because they kissed?

[johnx]

Shameless or watt.:spin:

[Liam-]

Oh god that was so cringe

[LukeB]

Mess

[MrWong]

So he does like older women. Good to know! :smug:

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

your probably too old for him Vanessa :smug::hehe:

Do you know how old Jasmine is?....

[Vanessa]

Do you know how old Jasmine is?....

She's 29. At least she has very good taste. :hugesmile:

[bots]

lool cringey. The funniest bit was all the sniggering in the background

[Ashley.]

Why are they snogging?

[Vanessa]

She should get his number! Go for it, girl! :laugh:

[Pete.]

She's 29. At least she has very good taste. :hugesmile:
WELP is she?

[jennyjuniper]

Well at least she had the good taste to stay away from Danny the Weazel.

[Vanessa]

WELP is she?

Yes, i think so. She will eat him live! :joker:

[Pete.]

Yes, i think so. She will eat him live! :joker:
She looks 35+

[Vanessa]

Well at least she had the good taste to stay away from Danny the Weazel.

On DS they call him Roland Rat! :laugh2:

[Time]

That didn't take long, though he has been in there for 51 days. :joker:

[Kizzy]

She's 29. At least she has very good taste. :hugesmile:

I thought she was older than that?... He must be like danny a bit of a social climber, only likes girls who can get him in exclusive clubs :laugh:

[Vanessa]

That didn't take long, though he has been in there for 51 days. :joker:

I knew she was after him. it was obvious from the start.

[Pete.]

I thought she was older than that?... He must be like danny a bit of a social climber, only likes girls who can get him in exclusive clubs :laugh:
No I googled it she's 29 :laugh:

[Vanessa]

I thought she was older than that?... He must be like danny a bit of a social climber, only likes girls who can get him in exclusive clubs :laugh:

I think she's great, but will probably eat him alive. :laugh:

[Trasadkel1]

On DS they call him Roland Rat! :laugh2:

Danny won't like it. Never mind Danny/Aisleyne/Sarah or Nick/Harry Cristian/Jasmine have produced the best snog of the series :laugh::laugh: They always say it's the quiet ones.

[Vanessa]

Danny won't like it. Never mind Danny/Aisleyne/Sarah or Nick/Harry Cristian/Jasmine have produced the best snog of the series :laugh::laugh: They always say it's the quiet ones.

He's shy, but i think when he likes someone he just goes for it.

[joeysteele]

Are these people so desperate they have to jump at someone after virtually just meeting them, I would be off from someone like that in a flash.

I guess Cristian is another then that thinks a showmance or some connection like this will help him so near the end of the series.

Have any of them any respect for themselves at all.
Honestly, what a shambles of a series and housemates with so many disappointments like Nick with Harry, Jade with the pathetic Brian, Danny and that truly awful Aisleyne and now Cristian with this virtual unknown.
Ugh, makes your stomach churn.

[Vanessa]

I think they would make a cute couple.

[Ellen]

Are these people so desperate they have to jump at someone after virtually just meeting them, I would be off from someone like that in a flash.

I guess Cristian is another then that thinks a showmance or some connection like this will help him so near the end of the series.

Have any of them any respect for themselves at all.
Honestly, what a shambles of a series and housemates with so many disappointments like Nick with Harry, Jade with the pathetic Brian, Danny and that truly awful Aisleyne and now Cristian with this virtual unknown.
Ugh, makes your stomach churn.

Bit dramatic, it was only a snog :shrug:

[Vanessa]

11.38am: In case any HMs missed it last night, Jasmine and Cristian are giving them a replay - they're snogging in the garden. #BBUKlive

Go for it, Cristian. :tongue:

[Ashley.]

That didn't take long, though he has been in there for 51 days. :joker:

Gosh, 51 days without female attention; I bet it went right up. :fan:

[Vanessa]

Gosh, 51 days without female attention; I bet it went right up. :fan:

:laugh2:

[Trasadkel1]

Are these people so desperate they have to jump at someone after virtually just meeting them, I would be off from someone like that in a flash.

I guess Cristian is another then that thinks a showmance or some connection like this will help him so near the end of the series.

Have any of them any respect for themselves at all.
Honestly, what a shambles of a series and housemates with so many disappointments like Nick with Harry, Jade with the pathetic Brian, Danny and that truly awful Aisleyne and now Cristian with this virtual unknown.
Ugh, makes your stomach churn.

It was a snog fgs. He's barely 20 and has been shut in a house for months. Who can blame him. :shrug:

[joeysteele]

Bit dramatic, it was only a snog :shrug:

I have my principles and I myself would never get that close to someone I had virtually just met.
Anyway I am sick of showmances and any possible developing ones, no matter what stage they may be at.

[Trasadkel1]

11.38am: In case any HMs missed it last night, Jasmine and Cristian are giving them a replay - they're snogging in the garden. #BBUKlive

Go for it, Cristian. :tongue:

:hehe::hehe:

[Vanessa]

It was a snog fgs. He's barely 20 and has been shut in a house for months. Who can blame him. :shrug:

There's nothing wrong in going for it, if you like someone.

[Trasadkel1]

There's nothing wrong in going for it, if you like someone.

All that time locked up he will be in for a cold shower :laugh:

[Vanessa]

All that time locked up he will be in for a cold shower :laugh:

:joker:

[TomC]

Ugh going off him now. Bit sleazy. Would expect it from someone like her, but not him.

[Jason.]

Is it bad that I snorted because I knew Vanessa made this thread before I even looked at who made it? :joker:

[Liam-]

I agree with Joey on this one.
I personally find it a bit sad that people can't control themselves, they met for the first time yesterday and they're already down each other's throats, I don't like it.

If a couple of weeks without a bit of 'attention' sends you a bit doolally over the first person you lay your eyes on, then to me that's a bit tragic, but each to their own I suppose.

[Vanessa]

She's only 29. :laugh:

[Jason.]

She's 10 years older than him isn't she?

[Liam-]

She's 10 years older than him isn't she?

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[Vanessa]

Is it bad that I snorted because I knew Vanessa made this thread before I even looked at who made it? :joker:

I was shocked when i first saw the video, but good for him. He's having fun.. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

She's 10 years older than him isn't she?

He's 20 and she's 29.

[Jason.]

I was shocked when i first saw the video, but good for him. He's having fun.. :laugh:

She is a beautiful woman. I would, if I was single. :hehe:

I don't mind a snog. I hope it just doesn't turn into a Will they? Won't they? showmance thing.

[Vanessa]

She is a beautiful women.

I don't mind a snog. I hope it just doesn't turn into a Will they? Won't they? showmance thing.

I don't think so. Guests only stay one day.

[Ellen]

I was shocked when i first saw the video, but good for him. He's having fun.. :laugh:

I agree Vanessa.
Lets him have some fun :blush:
It is hardly a showmance at this stage, she wont be in long enough.

[Jason.]

He's 20 and she's 29.

Cristian = January 26th 1995.
Jasmine = July 25th 1985.

9 Years and a Half. When she turns 30, she'll be ten years.

[Vanessa]

I agree Vanessa.
Lets him have some fun :blush:
It is hardly a showmance at this stage, she wont be in long enough.

They should keep her in. let him have a girlfriend. :laugh:

[Jason.]

They should keep her in. let him have a girlfriend. :laugh:

Poor Harriet. :(

[Vanessa]

Cristian = January 26th 1995.
Jasmine = July 25th 1985.

9 Years and a Half. When she turns 30, she'll be ten years.

That's not too bad actually.

[Jason.]

I think Jasmine would devour Cristian alive.

[erinp5]

Joel grills Jasmine about Cristain skiss
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-51-joel-grills-jasmine-about-her-cristian-kiss

[Pete.]

Poor Harriet. :(
Justice 4 Haz, Saz and Vaj

[Jason.]

That's not too bad actually.

I wonder if Aisleyne's too old for me. :think:

[Liam-]

I think Jasmine would devour Cristian alive.

A goddess of her level doesn't deserve to be lumbered with a nobody like Cristian tbh

[LukeB]

They should keep her in. let him have a girlfriend. :laugh:

that would be boring tho :laugh:

Showmances are awful

[Jason.]

Justice 4 Haz, Saz and Vaj

Preach!
Wait, who's vaj? :shrug:

[Vanessa]

Joel grills Jasmine about Cristain skiss
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-51-joel-grills-jasmine-about-her-cristian-kiss

Chloe comment! LOOOOOOOOL :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

I wonder if Aisleyne's too old for me. :think:

She's 36.

[Jason.]

She's 36.

I'm 25. Not bad.

She's old enough to be Cristian's mother. :shocked:

[Vanessa]

I'm 25. Not bad.

She's old enough to be Cristian's mother. :shocked:

:laugh:

[Jason.]

If she got pregnant at 15 that is.

I find it weird, I'm older than some BB contestants. It's like what, I've been watching the show for 11 years? :shrug:

[Vanessa]

Ashleyne has been trying to get Danny for ages. I love that Jasmine comes in and gets a snog straightaway! :hehe:

[Vicky.]

She's only 29. :laugh:

29? Really?

Not being nasty or anything but I would honestly put her at closer to 40 :S

[Patricia4]

She is a good looking girl but I don't know anything about her.

[Vanessa]

29? Really?

Not being nasty or anything but I would honestly put her at closer to 40 :S

I know, she does look older. :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

That was cringe...and why would anyone clap and high five someone because they kissed?

Exactly my thoughts. It was like being back at school when I was 11.:joker::shocked:

How old is Jasmine? 40? Something like that. Old to be Cristian's mother.

Old enough to know better.

But then again she has always been a few sandwiches short of a picnic.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Exactly my thoughts. It was like being back at school when I was 11.:joker::shocked:

How old is Jasmine? 40? Something like that. Old to be Cristian's mother.

Old enough to know better.

But then again she has always been a few sandwiches short of a picnic.:joker:

She's only 29. :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

She's only 29. :laugh:

WTF.:shocked::shocked:

Has she added on the years she's slept? You sleep a third of your life.:joker:

Add those on and you get her real age. :cheer2:

[Vanessa]

WTF.:shocked::shocked:

Has she added on the years she's slept? You sleep a third of your life.:joker:

Add those on and you get her real age. :cheer2:

:joker:

[jaxie]

She looks a lot older than him, like late thirties early forties. The whole thing was a bit #cougarcringe.

[Vanessa]

She looks a lot older than him, like late thirties early forties. The whole thing was a bit #cougarcringe.

But it's nice to see Cristian so happy. :tongue:

[Lostie!]

God, how tedious. :umm2:

[Patricia4]

I do know who she is now she look's different its her hair she is very thin.

[Jase.]

Way too much cringe. Ew.

[Xtopher]

Yeah this is desperate on both parts. Isn't she known for ****ing guys and selling stories? No wonder.

[alex_front2]

I'm 25. Not bad.

She's old enough to be Cristian's mother. :shocked:
:laugh2::conf2::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::umm2::oD:

If Aisleyne had tried it on with Cristian she would be skinned alive by his actual mother. It would have been wrong from a 36 year old woman to try and woo a 20 year old lad. Sick.

[Vanessa]

Jasmine seems to really get Cristian. I hope they go on a date after the show ends. :love:

[Legend killer]

MR STEAL YOU GIRL! is at work please watch and appreciate the art

[Vanessa]

MR STEAL YOU GIRL! is at work please watch and appreciate the art

I like that she seems to understand him. And he doesn't seem intimidated by her. This might be the first romance i like in this show.

[reece(:]

Get that airtime

[Vanessa]

Get that airtime

After Ashleyne goes Danny Boy won't have any airtime. :hehe: