Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 9PM Live Eviction Discussion Fri. 3/7/15

[Jason.]

So weird hearing the new Ofcom voting thing.

[ItWasJustBanter]

They pretty much caused it too, made it 100x better :joker:

It was like they got a packet of mayhem and the directions on the back said "Just add pastries"

[Jay.]

i just realised idek who is up

i'm paying so much attention :worry:

[Jason.]

Get Marc out. :hehe:

[Pete.]

I heard Get Marc Out

[Ant.]

It was like they got a packet of mayhem and the directions on the back said "Just add pastries"

Perfect analogy :joker::joker::joker:

[Pete.]

So weird hearing the new Ofcom voting thing.
Not 'short number'

[Jason.]

I heard Get Marc Out

You heard right. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe pushed him into eating it stop being anti mark for the sake of it

I can be anti Marc all I want. Nobody forced Jack to eat he's an adult ffs

[Lostie!]

Can this Cristian / Jasmine stuff please stop taking up screentime?

[Kazanne]

Harry must be baking in that suit

[Pete.]

Can this Cristian / Jasmine stuff please stop taking up screentime?
.

[MB.]

Not 'short number'

Is that the number for Marc

[Calderyon]

Not so sure about the eviction anymore. Between Harry and Jack though.

[qwerty42]

I can be anti Marc all I want. Nobody forced Jack to eat he's an adult ffs

forget it

[Jay.]

james this is not real

[Pete.]

Is that the number for Marc
Shade it :clap1:

[smudgie]

:laugh: Good on Cristian for making her go over to him for a cuddle.

[LukeB]

Not so sure about the eviction anymore. Between Harry and Jack though.

I think it will be Harry, but I'm hoping it's Jack

[Kazanne]

You heard right. :laugh:

it's that random bloke you were all on about last week:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

James bored...an

[Calderyon]

The highlights are longer than i expected.

[Jason.]

I thought James would be more grateful living in this house, considering he sat on a stool exposed to Gary Busey's arse in his other house.

[reece(:]

James can leave now

[Lostie!]

Is that a promise, James?

[Vanessa]

:laugh: Good on Cristian for making her go over to him for a cuddle.

:joker: he did the same with Sarah, remember?

[Jay.]

bye @ nick and harry.

sick of them falling out and the next day being in one another. boring af

[Jason.]

Does anyone else think Joel has an interesting nose?

[JamesBond]

Considering they're in a hotel Nick and Harry should get a room.

[Gillian-73]

Marc haha

[Lostie!]

"Jasmine has joined Cristian..."

Oh, ffs. :facepalm:

[LukeB]

This Cristian and Jasmine stuff is awful.

[qwerty42]

jasmine is cringe

[Jason.]

"Jasmine has joined Cristian..."

Oh, ffs. :facepalm:

Haha, I was just going to mention it to you.

[Lostie!]

Omg why are they acting like an actual couple what even is this?

[Gillian-73]

Bugger off Jasmine

[Amy Jade]

Influence? a few thousand followers...lol

[Jason.]

Omg why are they acting like an actual couple what even is this?

I know.

WORST SHOWMANCE EVUR!

[Kazanne]

Christian looks a bit smarmy at times

[JamesBond]

Shocker.

[Calderyon]

I think it will be Harry, but I'm hoping it's Jack

Yeah. If the voting had started on Monday, i think Jack would have been as good as gone, with Marc not far behind him.

But since it started Wednesday and Harry had two bad edits, it´s strongly backed negatively in her favor.

[Jason.]

Harry is hilarious.

[Vanessa]

Extra services provided free of charge. :joker:

[Jake.]

at least Cristian had a storyline for 2 days (?)

[Jason.]

Cristian was actually decent in the first 2 weeks. Shame he's been dull ever since.

[Time]

Love Harry :joker:

[Pete.]

Poor Sam

[qwerty42]

magazines awaiting jasmine so obvious

[Pete.]

Sam talking in 1st person. Living her Makosi fantasy?

[Time]

I was not #lovinglife

[Pete.]

Cristian was actually decent in the first 2 weeks. Shame he's been dull ever since.
He was dull Week 2 onwards

[Jason.]

Makosi does this and Makosi does that.

:laugh2:

[Pete.]

I was not #lovinglife
:love:

[LukeB]

bye don't come back

[MB.]

Cristian touching another man? Bit gay tbh

[Vanessa]

Do i get the same service? :joker:

[Jason.]

Haha Luke.

[Legend killer]

King Cristian getting that finals night victory and shag

what a hero

[Jøsh]

I'm off,see ya tomorrow.

#lovinglife

[Pete.]

Screaming at Emma chuckling to herself

[Jay.]

that salute gave me brian teas i didn't like it

[Jøsh]

I'm going,bye!

[LukeB]

Aisleyne is coming out right after the break.. I'm sure she said that most of time?

[Amy Jade]

James Jordan coming was pointless

[Jason.]

I think you'll find that's Mr Steal your Girl.

[qwerty42]

so will emma have a go at aisleyne for how she abused marc?

[LukeB]

James Jordan coming was pointless

Poor Ola

[Pete.]

What happened to messy Anne Diamond doing the Health Lottery

[Crimson Dynamo]

Skelator leaves

[Kazanne]

so will emma have a go at aisleyne for how she abused marc?

Of course she wont,she'll be encouraging all the negativity

[Pete.]

I'm going,bye!
Aisleyne?

[Calderyon]

Voting still going?

Marc still ahead of the eviction voting?

[JeanP!]

so will emma have a go at aisleyne for how she abused marc?

Nah, she'll kiss her ass just as she kissed Nikki's

Terrible biased host

[chuff me dizzy]

I used to think Cristian was good looking, but his stupid,gormless face over Jasmine has made me realise,he's not good looking at all, he's a silly little boy who thinks he's a man

[Pete.]

Voting still going?

Marc still ahead of the eviction voting?
Get Marc out :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

What happened to messy Anne Diamond doing the Health Lottery
Sonia took over but went back to Eastenders so now it's this randomer

[Jason.]

I just finished a big bag of M&M's. Most enjoyable thing of tonight's show.

[Pete.]

Not them putting finale tickets in prizes

[chuff me dizzy]

so will emma have a go at aisleyne for how she abused marc?

No,Emma will be firmly placed up her arsecheeks

[bots]

marc is 6/1 now to go tonight

[LukeB]

can we just evict, Jack,Marc,Danny and Cristian now? and have the final next week

[Jason.]

Not them putting finale tickets in prizes

I think it's cause the eviction crowds are smaller this series. Who can blame them?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma cover those legs

[qwerty42]

sam gone surely?

[LukeB]

Evict Marc means Danny has Won for sure

[Pete.]

I think it's cause the eviction crowds are smaller this series. Who can blame them?
Half the crowd was missing last week lmao

[Pete.]

Evict Marc means Danny has Won for sure
No way, it's Joels

[Lister of Smeg]

marc is 6/1 now to go tonight

He's driffted way out good to know :cheer2:

[Jason.]

BB16 is like CBB3 to me. The real BB16 lasted 18 days.
I look at 4in4out as the final.

[Pete.]

Poor Sam I don't get the boos

[LukeB]

No way, it's Joels

doubt it,it's either Marc or Danny

[Pete.]

Are these Get Marc Out chants I hear loudly

[Jason.]

Why does Marc always wear a suit?

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny is just a horrible wanker isn't he.

i wood agree

[Amy Jade]

Are these Get Marc Out chants I hear loudly
I heard Jack, Marc and Harry shouts lol

[ItWasJustBanter]

Pretty sure it was Get Danny Out I heard.

[JamesBond]

I hope Marc stays and it serves to antagonise everyone even more.

[Pete.]

Emma getting away from the crowd ASAP?

[Pete.]

I heard Jack, Marc and Harry shouts lol
Mess

[Pete.]

Why does Marc always wear a suit?
And no trousers

[Amy Jade]

They'll fail because of Jack hopefully

[Lostie!]

Danny needs to **** off with his bossiness.

[Pete.]

Channel 4 results reveal teas OMG

[Vanessa]

I hope Marc stays and it serves to antagonise everyone even more.

Here for Danny kicking off and getting himself kicked out. :hehe:

[Jay.]

'when?''

'2:30 yesterday afternoon'

i actually howled

[Jason.]

This announcement reminds me of the Channel 4 tasks.

[JamesBond]

Lol @ when

[LukeB]

Calm down Jack

[Pete.]

Remember when all tasks were 4 fails +

[Jay.]

but i s2g sam had been secretly eating idgi

[Jake.]

joel is such an arse

[Time]

Well done Jack

[Ramsay]

Jack is right, there was far more rule breaks than those two.

[Jason.]

Petemitch beat me to it.

[MB.]

Welp at Jack getting all 'this is bollocks!!!' any time it's his fault that they lose a task

[Amy Jade]

2 fails is harsh but **** Jack you took the chance

[Pete.]

SAM :love:

[Gusto Brunt]

Marc was eating the guests food long before Jack ate anything

[Jay28jay2]

Who is that laughing in the background xd

[Ramsay]

Why does Marc always wear a suit?

why not? suits are coooool.

[Ant.]

"We having a rebellion?"

Ffs not again

[Pete.]

Not housemates doing stuff on their own

[Jake.]

when they rebel >>

[Time]

Sam lmao

[Jason.]

Yes.
They should bring those back. I remember Marcus would say if the house incur 3 fails, they will fail the task.

[Lostie!]

Angry BB again. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Harry throwing stuff in the pool im howling :laugh2:

[Pete.]

Why is BB asking them to stop they're doing stuff?

[Vanessa]

Big Brother sounds pissed off. :joker:

[Jay.]

Not housemates doing stuff on their own

they were soon stopped dw

[Jake.]

Jack is right, there was far more rule breaks than those two.

anything to "stir things up/rock the house"

[LukeB]

Jack is so pathetic :umm2:

[Jay.]

jack blending in with the chair there

[Pete.]

Angry BB again. :joker:
I don't give a **** Big Brother!

[smudgie]

Well I never...rebellion :joker:

[Lostie!]

"Jack, how do you feel about losing the task for the rest of the house"?

What a bitch. :joker:

[Jay28jay2]

big brother seems happy

[MB.]

The fact that Marc needs a name tag 50 minutes of the way through the show should say something about his edit tonight

[Time]

omg Harry in the pool

[Pete.]

This is why BB is bad because they discourage everything interesting

[Ant.]

Marc watching it as usual :joker:

'when?''

'2:30 yesterday afternoon'

i actually howled

same :joker:

[Ramsay]

You tell them Jack :clap1:
**** sake, only start to like him when he's probably going. Can Sam please go?

[Jake.]

Joel making a complete uturn on his attitude yesterday

[minny03]

This is hilarious.

[Pete.]

The fact that Marc needs a name tag 50 minutes of the way through the show should say something about his edit tonight
Yess

[Jay.]

well the series got good then but then the producers tried

[qwerty42]

haha hack

[Pete.]

Jack's edit tho

[Lostie!]

Okay, this last part of the episode is actually good. :laugh:

[Pete.]

well the series got good then but then the producers tried
Yep

[bots]

go for it jack :joker::joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

What about Marc eating the guests food in the storeroom when he was staff

[Jay28jay2]

i see they are picking on jack to give him the bad edit so marc stays

[Vanessa]

Jack telling BB to **** off. :joker:

[MB.]

I'd say that Jack's sealing his fate now but he's a man so


(...fine, he's also being mildly entertaining)

[JamesBond]

[QUOTE=Ramsay;7960984]why not? suits are coooool.[/QUOTEhttp://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/suit-up-Barney-Stinson3.jpg

[Calderyon]

Jack is going now, tbh.

[Jay.]

surely it's between jack and marc?

[Pete.]

You were always nasty Marc

[Jake.]

when the producers leave them to their own devices :flutter:

[ItWasJustBanter]

What about Marc eating the guests food in the storeroom when he was staff

What about staff fraternising with guests?

[widerlet]

They should have kept protesting tbh hahaha they already lost the task

[Withano]

Big brother to jack "you broke the rules"

Um okay big brother. We all know how serious you've considered the rules yourself this series.

[Pete.]

Marc taking credit for Sam and Harry being entertaining

[ash2012]

lmfao jack made me lol as much as i dislike him but that was hilarious

[MB.]

when the producers leave them to their own devices :flutter:

Shame they're not

[Gusto Brunt]

What about staff fraternising with guests?

i'm not getting at Marc, I'm just saying loads of them broke the rules

[Jason.]

Hurricane Helen?

Wrong housemate Emma.

[Pete.]

Here comes Goddess Aisleyne

[Ant.]

"Hurricane Helen" don't dethrone Toya pls

[Amy Jade]

I don't mind if Harry goes tbh I thought she was hilarious tonight

[bots]

no way jack is going when they showed that diary room clip

[qwerty42]

boo that ****

[Pete.]

Hurricane Helen?

Wrong housemate Emma.
:clap1:

Toya's impact 1 year on

[ItWasJustBanter]

i'm not getting at Marc, I'm just saying loads of them broke the rules

Yup, every one of them to be fair

[Pete.]

Perched for cheers

[Jay.]

glad she isn't staying any longer tbh i've signed up for her boot camp

[Time]

Queen

[Pete.]

Bye at them getting up the stairs

[Lostie!]

Everyone running up the stairs :joker:

[Jason.]

LOL.

What happened?

[Jake.]

omg @ them climbing up the stairs :joker:

[Ramsay]

oh :( thought they were going to run out too for the lolz

[MB.]

Makosi and Science teas

[Gusto Brunt]

Good riddance, you've embarrassed yourself love

[Vanessa]

OMG housemates went up the stairs as well. :joker:

[Jay.]

omg an actual good music choice?

[Pete.]

Queen :love:

[Jay28jay2]

omfg, ive been wanting that to happen for ages, just that someone actually walked out with her...

i wanted to make that happen ;)

[MB.]

(her cheers :clap1: Her music choice :clap1:)

[Jason.]

Aisleyne getting a better reaction than Helen. :love:

[Pete.]

This is why BB needs to have BB7 style stairs

[JamesBond]

She looks like a cheap Sharon Stone, watch her uncross her legs.

[fitz2k2]

why is she wearing white?you aint no angel

[Pete.]

Aisleyne getting a better reaction than Helen. :love:
Of course because she was never as bad as Hells Bells

[Jake.]

looks hot af not gonna lie

[Jason.]

I'm laughing at how they all ran up the stairs. And how BB shut the doors on them.

[Calderyon]

Marc must be long ahead in votes, since they are dragging this voting for so long.

[Pete.]

I don't get the hate

[Kazanne]

Aisleyne getting a better reaction than Helen. :love:

Well of course Chavs love Chavs:laugh:

[Pete.]

I'm laughing at how they all ran up the stairs. And how BB shut the doors on them.
Never would have happened on Channel 4

[Jay.]

This is why BB needs to have BB7 style stairs

this tbh

[Lostie!]

I'm laughing at how they all ran up the stairs. And how BB shut the doors on them.

It would have been funny if one of them ran out and got locked out when the doors closed. :joker:

[ItWasJustBanter]

I don't get the hate

Have you not seen her let fly? She's awful.

[JamesBond]

I don't get the hate

People don't like her.

[Lostie!]

Never would have happened on Channel 4

Makosi disagrees. :laugh:

I think it was funny anyway. :joker:

[Jason.]

It would have been funny if one of them ran out and got locked out when the doors closed. :joker:

Wish it was Jack. So they wouldn't let him back in.

[qwerty42]

shes a ****

[Pete.]

Yes Aisleyne dragging Helen :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

haha Ais dragging the dirty prozzy

[Jake.]

Ais :clap1: Helen will be venting on Twitter as we speak

[qwerty42]

she is trashy for how she abused marc

[Gusto Brunt]

Get off!!

[Pete.]

Makosi disagrees. :laugh:

I think it was funny anyway. :joker:
Makosi never was able to see the outside world tho

[Jason.]

*insert Makosi standing near the door when Vanessa is waiting to leave gif*

[Kazanne]

LOL,she's backing down a lot here,and Ashleine IS a trashy bitch

[chuff me dizzy]

Like a cow chewing a cud with the gum ....classy :idc:

[Gillian-73]

Glad she has gone!!

[fitz2k2]

trashy bitch?re watch your time in the house

[MB.]

(but seriously how have we never had a housemate run out of the doors during the eviction in 15 years of this show)

(actually Jack Dee might have done it icr)

[chuff me dizzy]

LOL,she's backing down a lot here,and Ashleine IS a trashy bitch

Lower than a snakes tit

[Pete.]

she is trashy for how she abused marc
Abused is a strong word?

Fine Marc abused Harry then

[ItWasJustBanter]

"I'm not going to lower myself"

And then she spends two minutes solid lowering herself.

[Pete.]

(but seriously how have we never had a housemate run out of the doors during the eviction in 15 years of this show)

(actually Jack Dee might have done it icr)
They did it all the time in BB1?

[Pete.]

"I'm not going to lower myself"

And then she spends two minutes solid lowering herself.
She hasn't lowered herself during this interview at all. She just said she got it wrong with Marc

[Jason.]

(but seriously how have we never had a housemate run out of the doors during the eviction in 15 years of this show)

(actually Jack Dee might have done it icr)

I swear in BB1, the housemates would stick their heads out of the door and wave to the crowd, whilst the evictee was walking out of the house.
Sometimes they would come out too.

[JamesBond]

I wish she had a drink before this interview.

[Gusto Brunt]

Just go away now, please.:sleep::sleep:

[JeanP!]

"I'm not going to lower myself"

And then she spends two minutes solid lowering herself.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Aisleyne's interview being about Helen :hehe:

[qwerty42]

oh emma he got under her skin eh but brian didn't antagonize helen

[Jason.]

Pete keeps beating me to my posts. :fist:
Great minds think alike?

[LukeB]

I wish Britney Haynes went in and clocked helen because she didn't like her when they met in the house
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lq9u0iG41r5jgouo4_250.gif

[Pete.]

Not Charley causing drama

[Gusto Brunt]

Boring interview...

[MB.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Aisleyne's interview being about Helen :hehe:

The Helen who left to boos whilst Aisleyne left to cheers?

[Pete.]

I wish Britney Haynes went it and clocked helen because she didn't like when they met in the house
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lq9u0iG41r5jgouo4_250.gif
:love:

[Pete.]

Aisleyne serving Spiral with her Irish impression

[Gillian-73]

Being nice about Marc!! Didn't expect that if I'm honest.

[Kazanne]

She blames everyone but herself,horrible horrible trash

[Pete.]

Pete keeps beating me to my posts. :fist:
Great minds think alike?
Obviously :clap1:

[Pete.]

Aisleyne shading Danny? Mess

[qwerty42]

emmas a ****

[Amy Jade]

Not Charley causing drama

More impact in 2 days than most of the cast this series

[Jake.]

The Helen who received 280,000 votes in the final of BB15, whilst Aisleyne received 3,000,000 in the final of BB7.

:clap1:

[Kazanne]

Shes feeding from someone in the audience,this is akward shes a liar

[JamesBond]

One person clapped lol.

[MB.]

Lol at that single clapper

[Shaun]

flawless faves from a flawless person :clap1:

[Pete.]

emmas a ****
How? She's great

[Pete.]

Lol at that single clapper
Me?