Ch5HD Big Brother Cash Bomb 9PM Sunday 12/July/15

[arista]

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Fun and Anger
9PM tonight


Good One

[arista]

on in 29mins

[JamesBond]

Can't wait to see Jack hit that button in 0.4 seconds.

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[bots]

the house was shaken to its very core:sleep:

[Kazanne]

hello everyone

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Producers hoping for another Marlon moment with those buttons?

[bots]

Hi Kaz, you have changed your avi :fist:

[bots]

CANOE !!!!!

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz, you have changed your avi :fist:

:joker: Don't you like it bitontheslide:laugh:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Oh yeah, what happened to the shopping task this week?

[bots]

:joker: Don't you like it bitontheslide:laugh:

i'm just used to the old one, now i think, who is this new member :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

of course jacks wants more food

[Kazanne]

Oh yeah, what happened to the shopping task this week?

:joker: whats up with jacks hair in your avvy?

[Kazanne]

i'm just used to the old one, now i think, who is this new member :laugh:

Aw sorry,I thought it time for a change:hehe:

[bots]

**** off dan, you annoy me

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Part of the task today- the clip's on the website :joker:

[Vanessa]

Chroel sunbathing. :spin2:

[abhorson]

OMG. He just asked again how to spell canoe. After being told sixty times previously and failing it twice. And he nearly still gets it wrong later.

The dumbest HM ever?

[Waynoo]

fck off danny

[fitz2k2]

fightttttttttttttttttttt sike nah lol

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Welcome to the two-day Jack show everybody!

[Vanessa]

Shut up Danny! :nono::rant:

[bots]

lol this is quite funny

[fitz2k2]

put clothes on jack!

[MB.]

Not Jack blacking up

[Vanessa]

I remembered this spray tan thing has been done before. :suspect:

[fitz2k2]

haha this is a classic bb task

[Vanessa]

haha this is a classic bb task

It was done before, but i don't remember when.

[bots]

haha

[Kazanne]

Oh dear Jack,LOL,LOL

[AProducer'sWetDream]

How long will it be before this tan fades? Here for Jack looking like this in the final.

[bots]

Oh dear Jack,LOL,LOL

so funny :laugh:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker: @ those white bits

[fitz2k2]

jacks tits lmaooooooooooooo

[ash2012]

its quite forced from big brother, to make jack look fun, pathetic,

[JamesBond]

Another one showing boobs.

[qwerty42]

danny argues like a dumb teenager.

[bots]

his face is sooooo funny lool

[Kazanne]

His teeth look really white now

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

you look like an oompa loompa anyway so might aswell enjoy the extra glow.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/18/article-2607903-1D2E8FB300000578-90_306x324.jpg

[Vanessa]

i look like an oompa loompa! :laugh:

[MB.]

(ok this is what Cashbomb should have been like all week)

[abhorson]

Welcome to the two-day Jack show everybody!

Should be funny!

[AProducer'sWetDream]

I'm dying at Jack tonight :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[y.winter]

"that wasn't in the rules"



You say, jack, you say... :idc:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

(ok this is what Cashbomb should have been like all week)

:clap1: :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

See bb can be hilarious does not need nasty bullies like Marc to be entertaining

[y.winter]

Jack did give Harry a run for her assets...

[Gillian-73]

It was done before, but i don't remember when.

Alex BB12

[fitz2k2]

See bb can be hilarious does not need nasty bullies like Marc to be entertaining

you forgot before marc came in the housemate's were boring as well

[fitz2k2]

chloe hes not black.chloe racist lol

[Kazanne]

See bb can be hilarious does not need nasty bullies like Marc to be entertaining

oh give over,your getting tedious now:sleep::sleep::sleep:

[smudgie]

Vomit inducing task for a vomit inducer. :yuk:

[Vanessa]

Joel and the pizza. :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

puke it out!!!! lol

[bots]

haha

[Kazanne]

Just take it steady Joel,you can do it

[fitz2k2]

fat fool you broke the chair jack

[qwerty42]

lmao 1 hour to eat a medium

[smudgie]

Fail.

[qwerty42]

danny pissed off again

[Kazanne]

Fail.

:laugh::laugh:

[Vanessa]

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[bots]

it takes me 10 mins to eat a pizza that size, its easy

[fitz2k2]

lmaoooooooooooo marcus

[qwerty42]

Christian is so anoying

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[smudgie]

:laugh: Laughing at jack's tan, the same colour I go if I dare to go in the sun.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Jack is getting some real comedy edits today

[Kazanne]

jack just needs an old mule and he could be in a spaghetti western,lol

[Vanessa]

jack just needs an old mule and he could be in a spaghetti western,lol

:joker:

[smudgie]

jack just needs an old mule and he could be in a spaghetti western,lol

Get that poncho sent in Kaz.

[Vanessa]

Cristian dancing! :joker:

[MB.]

This is actually quite fun tonight. Shame that won't last.

[Jamesy]

The bathroom locked :joker:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Jacks arse is going to look so white now like a full moon

[qwerty42]

boring more like

[fitz2k2]

bathroom is locked lmao

[Kazanne]

dannys far too intense.

[bots]

Karnoof its easy

[Kazanne]

Get that poncho sent in Kaz.

:hehe::laugh:

[Vanessa]

:joker: Jack! :joker:

[qwerty42]

dannys **** acting

[Vanessa]

Can you spell canoe? :laugh3:

[billy123]

Jack looks like a bloody conker! don't mess with him he is a sixer!!

[smudgie]

Give him a degree....

[bots]

lool at the excitement at spelling canoe

[Jay.]

this character development though

[Jay.]

(in the space of 1 episode)

[fitz2k2]

still dumb as rocks

[Dillinger]

I've never seen such glorious redemption

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I hope Danny does not get a good edit and people remember his aggressive and bullying ways

[AProducer'sWetDream]

This is probably the funniest episode of the series! Oh wait, the obligatory outside influence task has come along to ruin it all. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted...

[Kazanne]

Well Danny will have learnt to spell canoe from BB at least.

[bots]

Well Danny will have learnt to spell canoe from BB at least.

can't put a value on a good education :laugh:

[Kazanne]

can't put a value on a good education :laugh:

He's pretty dim isn't he?

[y.winter]

The closed bathroom :joker:

"******* you canoe!" :hehe:

[hijaxers]

He's pretty dim isn't he?

Shut up :joker:

[bots]

He's pretty dim isn't he?

he is amongst the thickest that have ever been on the show

[Kazanne]

Shut up :joker:

You shut up:joker:

[smudgie]

he is amongst the thickest that have ever been on the show

Yeah, I was wondering if he could spell pig $hit.:joker:

[Jay.]

why do they still do such trivial stuff like this with 5 days to go? who would honestly row about stuff like that, when it doesn't matter outside of the house lmfao

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Fame

[JTM45]

I'm glad they're throwing some shade at Jasmin!!!
She's been a right twat to Harry on Twatter and such lately.

[Jay.]

the public saying no to that though :hee:

[Kazanne]

Chloe cant spell famous,are these people educated at all

[Amy Jade]

Joel the only one getting these right lol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Danny has the eyes and stare of a serial killer

[jennyfromtheblock8]

No I hope

[Vanessa]

Jack and Joel are genuine friends of Cristian. :love:

[Jay.]

joel getting hated on for being intelligent :worry:

[abhorson]

The public lied about Danny and Chloe.

[bots]

chloe not a hypocrite looool

[JTM45]

Wow!!!!
Was the public Chloe's family for that one ?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

af fack

[smudgie]

The public my backside...the ones that fluffed the questions more like:joker:

[fitz2k2]

public lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Danny has the eyes and stare of a serial killer

He's not that interesting it the stare of someone looking to see where the cameras are and if he is looking like a hero

[Amy Jade]

i dont even like Joel but I don't think he's changed since money came in

[bots]

interesting that all the questions bar chloe and danny have been negative to the housemates

[Kazanne]

Who are the public voting on this,how wrong could they be?

[smudgie]

Haha at he voters screwing it all over.

[abhorson]

So Joel is a manipulating money bagger!!

[bots]

Who are the public voting on this,how wrong could they be?

i voted 5 times for chloe the hypocrite :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Danny has the eyes and stare of a serial killer

do serial killers have a specific look?

[qwerty42]

Public really?

joel influenced by money and chloe not a bitch?

[fitz2k2]

bb want chloe to win

[abhorson]

Nick just lied. He said yes.

[JTM45]

do serial killers have a specific look?

I try to change mine weekly so i don't get caught! :shrug:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Joel's only interested if the money is taken from those on benefits like the Tory boy he is

[hijaxers]

You shut up:joker:

Incoming ham sandwich - duck :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I try to change mine weekly so i don't get caught! :shrug:

:joker:










:umm2:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

i voted 5 times for chloe the hypocrite :laugh:

Luckily the public have a more balanced view

[y.winter]

It's easy, Chloe, you spell it "famousoe". :joker:



Happy that she didn't get voted as manipulative by the public :)

[Kazanne]

Incoming ham sandwich - duck :joker:

I'll smash your pizza boxes in ,in a minute:hehe:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I hope bb charge Joel 2 grand for the pizza again

[JTM45]

Even if i genuinely didn't need the money i'd still try to win it if i was in there so i could give it to a kids charity, one of those that help those horrendous kids orphanages in Croatia or similar!

[abhorson]

Joel getting the edit from hell!

[Lampfan]

Jesus wept. Who voted on them polls? the BOTS audience?

[hijaxers]

I'll smash your pizza boxes in ,in a minute:hehe:

Aww i'm just a little canoe

[abhorson]

Here we go. Well done Jack.

[arista]

Cash

[qwerty42]

chloe is such a bitch!!

her and danny

and Christians fake accent

[Kazanne]

Shut up Chloe,

[Kazanne]

Chloe gets so intense as soon as theres money available

[qwerty42]

Chloe gets so intense as soon as theres money available

exactly

[MB.]

This dramatic music :umm2: Calm down dear

[bots]

nice one jack

[Withano]

Cristians face hahahah

[FacelessME]

Go on Jack!!

[Jay.]

screaming @ cristian giving him a clap

he must be distraught

[Amy Jade]

This is lame should be evicted with the cash

[JTM45]

Wow!!!!
That's a lot of pies!!!!

[Kazanne]

jack and Christian going for the dosh,well done jack

[Saph]

I would have pressed it too tbh

[Drew.]

Thoroughly deserved pie face

[bots]

cristian is really pissed :joker:

[Amy Jade]

he'll gamble it all away

[Kazanne]

jack don't get justifying yourself

[Saph]

"It will change my life"

um bye @ him spending it on holidays to benidorm

[JTM45]

Chloe........what a biatch!!!!

[Babayaro.]

Marlon teas

[bots]

chloe is not happy :D

[Withano]

"It will change my life"

um bye @ him spending it on holidays to benidorm

He'll gamble it away first

[Vanessa]

Cristian let Jack win.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

do serial killers have a specific look?

Yeah intense and venomous, always on the edge, ready to attack at every little thing.

[hijaxers]

cristian is really pissed :joker:

He walks as though he's pooped his pants :joker:

[smudgie]

Shut up Jack..you won fair and square:cheer2:

[ash2012]

chloe jealous as ****

[Amy Jade]

Chloe is right, he saw his arse she took 5k but he's sound taking 23k?

[Withano]

Cristian let Jack win.

Hahahahahhaha

[abhorson]

Well done pie face.

[Kazanne]

Cristian let Jack win.

How come,I didn't see that

[fitz2k2]

hello more food

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

shut up jack

[Jay.]

Cristian let Jack win.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[FacelessME]

Cristian let Jack win.

:joker:

[Vanessa]

How come,I didn't see that

He waited a long time to press that buzzar.

[abhorson]

He'll gamble it away first

A comment you don't know to be true.

[fitz2k2]

jack stop talking

[Kazanne]

He waited a long time to press that buzzar.

No I think he wanted it as much as jack,he just needed to be quicker

[Withano]

A comment you don't know to be true.

He told me yesterday mate

[bots]

no way was jack going to lose that, his hand was on the buzzer at the count down

[smudgie]

Chloe well pissed off.:laugh:

[JTM45]

Chloe & Danny are so obsessed with the cash!!!!!

[abhorson]

Well said Cristian. **** off Chloe.

[ItWasJustBanter]

Chloe looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Delighted for her.

[Jamesy]

No way anyone was going to press it as quick as Jack although Cristian was a little slow. I think how quick Jack pressed it threw Cristian a little, I don't he was expecting it to be pressed that quick hence the small pause

[Vanessa]

No I think he wanted it as much as jack,he just needed to be quicker

He just waited so long to press it. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Cristian could stop buying Christian Louboutin sneakers if he's in that much debt

[Vanessa]

Cristian happy for Joel. I knew it! :love:

[smudgie]

That money won't go that far Jack, spend it carefully.

[ash2012]

for people saying chloe is right, no she aint she was always on about money for the prize fund, jack was right to question that, with jack he always said that he want the money etc, chloe should **** off

[Lostie!]

The money you spent on a pizza also "belonged to the winner", surely? :think:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Shut up Joel Tories have no morals

[Vanessa]

Chloe not happy for Jack. :nono:

[JTM45]

It's pretty sad that the only reason BB did that was to cause **** in the house, with them watching someone walking round with £23k in a clear briefcase!

[abhorson]

Moral Joel with no grudge. Yeah right!

[Withano]

Cristian could stop buying Christian Louboutin sneakers if he's in that much debt

He doesn't even need to pay back his debt, he doesn't have a job... And i refuse to believe he'd pay back student loan with that money. (If he would, he wouldn't deserve it)

[Jamesy]

I wish they could stop saying it will change lives. £23k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things, any of them would easily spend that over a month or two then be back at square one.

[Kazanne]

Shut up Joel Tories have no morals

Of course we have ,now be quiet:hehe:

[fitz2k2]

joel being honest

[abhorson]

It's pretty sad that the only reason BB did that was to cause **** in the house, with them watching someone walking round with £23k in a clear briefcase!

Only with Danny, Chloe and Joel.

[Lostie!]

He doesn't even need to pay back his debt, he doesn't have a job... And i refuse to believe he'd pay back student loan with that money. (If he would, he wouldn't deserve it)

He wouldn't deserve it for using it to pay off a debt? :conf:

What usage of money would make someone deserving?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Of course we have ,now be quiet:hehe:

Never would of guess you were a Tory :smug:

[Amy Jade]

Cristian is the one i'd least like to see win. His presence in the house hasn't made a difference to the show at all.

[fitz2k2]

i wish they could stop saying it will change lives. £23k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things, any of them would easily spend that over a month or two then be back at square one.

thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[hijaxers]

He just waited so long to press it. :laugh:

what about 2 seconds :joker:

[JTM45]

Only with Danny, Chloe and Joel.

It's already worked with those three by the looks!!!

It would be kinda' funny if Jack won the rest of the cash as well know!:laugh:

[abhorson]

I wish they could stop saying it will change lives. £23k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things, any of them would easily spend that over a month or two then be back at square one.

It can for the wise.

[Tregard]

Is Cristian not a rapper as well? Surely that counts as a career, I assume he's not doing it for free if he considers himself to be one

[Kazanne]

Never would of guess you were a Tory :smug:

There you go,we are full of surprises:hehe:

[abhorson]

It's already worked with those three by the looks!!!

It would be kinda' funny if Jack won the rest of the cash as well know!:laugh:

It would.

[Vanessa]

what about 2 seconds :joker:

It felt like ages! :joker:

[icecakes]

He wouldn't deserve it for using it to pay off a debt? :conf:

What usage of money would make someone deserving?

Leave him alone he's a nice lad,bet he gets lots of tv offers after this, like joey essex did.

[y.winter]

I'm absolutely amazed with how irrelevant Nick is. Harry so deserved to stay and he should've gone.

[smudgie]

There you go,we are full of surprises:hehe:

Aye, we are that Kaz:joker:

[abhorson]

Shut up Joel Tories have no morals

Not a clever or correct post. And i vote SNP.

[Kazanne]

23k could change someones life if they used it wisely and not frizzle it away on stupid stuff

[Kazanne]

Aye, we are that Kaz:joker:

:cheer2: Yes smudgie we have so much more to offer:laugh:

[JTM45]

Jack should have shouted "Laughing at my tan...........who's laughing now slowcoaches!":laugh3:

[Ant.]

what about 2 seconds :joker:

Timebomb bringing back #2secondsteven?

[smudgie]

23k could change someones life if they used it wisely and not frizzle it away on stupid stuff

Near enough £24 grand, either a garage conversion for us of help the kids onto the property ladder..decisions decisions:joker:

[Withano]

He wouldn't deserve it for using it to pay off a debt? :conf:

What usage of money would make someone deserving?

Its student loan, you aren't required to pay a penny back until you earn a 20k+ wage. If he would pay it back out of choice despite not having a job (and probably never being eligible to having to pay it back) then he's stupid with money and wouldn't deserve it imo

[Vanessa]

Timebomb bringing back #2secondsteven?

Cristian is 20. I think he will last more than that. :hehe::fan:

[Crimson Dynamo]

23k is bollocks in the real world

Good on jack tho

[Vanessa]

I would put it in the bank and use some for a holiday in Paris. :flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jack will spunk the lot betting on one game in the prem

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would blow the lot on sweets

[smudgie]

I would put it in the bank and use some for a holiday in Paris. :flutter:

Worth nothing in the bank Vanessa. Spend it and enjoy it, or put it into a property.
Ok for a rainy day mind.:cheer2:

[joeysteele]

I am pleased for Jack,he has got something anyway from being on BB and good for him.

Personally,I would not have pressed the button and I agree with Joel it should be prize fund money, he made a good point of the winner then handing out anything,if they so wished to do so.

I didn't agree with the prize fund being messed about with in previous series and never liked BB reducing this series prize fund either.

However,having said all that I am really pleased for Jack tonight and he does seem to want to do so much good with it too.
Really, all of them warrant something from this series after the horrendous nonsense they have had to endure with shocking production ideas and the fleet of fame/publicity hungry ex has beens and winners going in,taking all the attention away from the original housemates.

[Vanessa]

Worth nothing in the bank Vanessa. Spend it and enjoy it, or put it into a property.
Ok for a rainy day mind.:cheer2:

I'd want to keep some for when i need it. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

I am pleased for Jack,he has got something anyway from being on BB and good for him.

Personally,I would not have pressed the button and I agree with Joel it should be prize fund money, he made a good point of the winner then handing out anything,if they so wished to do so.

I didn't agree with the prize fund being messed about with in previous series and never liked BB reducing this series prize fund either.

However,having said all that I am really pleased for Jack tonight and he does seem to want to do so much good with it too.
Really, all of them warrant something from this series after the horrendous nonsense they have had to endure with shocking production ideas and the fleet of fame/publicity hungry ex has beens and winners going in,taking all the attention away from the original housemates.

It's funny how Cristian appeared to be the only one happy for Jack. :laugh:

[qwerty42]

if they are such great frriends why don't they build it up and share the money

twats

[JTM45]

If i'd won it i'd **** off to somewhere like Goa and live like a King for a good while on that much! It'd be amazing!!!!:dance:

[joeysteele]

Its student loan, you aren't required to pay a penny back until you earn a 20k+ wage. If he would pay it back out of choice despite not having a job (and probably never being eligible to having to pay it back) then he's stupid with money and wouldn't deserve it imo

Well to be fair,some people like to try to clear off the student debts they have incurred,if possible to do so, because it is around your neck as long as you have it.
Should they apply for a mortgage, the debt is taken into consideration at that time too as an outstanding debt.

That is why some like to clear off the student debt they have if they ever can in one go.

Some people are coming out of Uni now with nearer £40,000 of debts hanging over them,that makes credit and mortgages more difficult to secure until being paid off or actually cleared.

[abhorson]

My wife started a successful business with 10K before i met her. Sadly the money came from a relative who passed away. It can be done.