Pizza for the prize fund

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So 'intelligent' Joel didn't get the "It'll be a pizza cake" pun...amazing that BB viewers voted that he 'uses his intelligence to manipulate the house'...using something he doesn't have? Well, I guess in relation to the others...

Still, I'd assumed that the footage of him eating the pizza had been edited and that he'd chomped his way through a couple of them at least but no! He managed, erm, not even a whole medium one before he started chucking it up.

Fortunately, his integrity was shown when he went back into the house and 'fessed up to his fellow HMs. What was it he said..?

Ah yes..."he was onto his second"...that's right, he was 'onto it' in the sense that he'd opened the box, not as he'd implied started eating it.

And how much was it he'd failed to win? "£4000". Not "£4,300", then. Now, we know he doesn't care about money, so maybe losing the £300 was just small change to him, but he does care about honesty, because he always tells us, so it must be true.

At least he wasn't critical of Jack for taking the money. After all, why have £23,000 to use in the real world when you can spend two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?

[vafunghoul]

Joel = entertaining, educated and doesn't care to be liked vs respected for his views.
Jack = annoying because he's a degenerate gambler and an angry fat bastard who surprisingly has a bad sense of awareness and wants to be liked.

[Smash the Clique]

You don't like Joel, do you?

[hannah.]

Can anyone say 'airtime'? He wasn't sick at any point - he was (I'm assuming) pretending to gag and the only time anything actually came out of his mouth it was just a chewed up bit of crust he'd spat out.

I hate Danny to the core but when he said '...so why did it make you sick?' (or whatever) I found that quite funny

[abhorson]

So 'intelligent' Joel didn't get the "It'll be a pizza cake" pun...amazing that BB viewers voted that he 'uses his intelligence to manipulate the house'...using something he doesn't have? Well, I guess in relation to the others...

Still, I'd assumed that the footage of him eating the pizza had been edited and that he'd chomped his way through a couple of them at least but no! He managed, erm, not even a whole medium one before he started chucking it up.

Fortunately, his integrity was shown when he went back into the house and 'fessed up to his fellow HMs. What was it he said..?

Ah yes..."he was onto his second"...that's right, he was 'onto it' in the sense that he'd opened the box, not as he'd implied started eating it.

And how much was it he'd failed to win? "£4000". Not "£4,300", then. Now, we know he doesn't care about money, so maybe losing the £300 was just small change to him, but he does care about honesty, because he always tells us, so it must be true.

At least he wasn't critical of Jack for taking the money. After all, why have £23,000 to use in the real world when you can spend two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?

Aye. Lied again. Just like he did with the 2.5K pizza. Does he have an pizza issue!

[Marsh.]

Are people still banging on about that pizza? :sleep:

[abhorson]

Are people still banging on about that pizza? :sleep:

No. This is a fresh pizza the action story.

[Moosething]

Are people still banging on about that pizza? :sleep:

No, the pizza task on tonight's highlights show

[Marsh.]

No. This is a fresh pizza the action story.

No, the pizza task on tonight's highlights show

Ahem....

After all, why have £23,000 to use in the real world when you can spend two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?

After all, why have £23,000 to use in the real world when you can spend two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?

two and a half grand on a frozen pizza?

frozen pizza?

pizza

[abhorson]

The fabrication of the truth could make Joel a fine councilor in thirty years time!

[abhorson]

Ahem....

None for me then:laugh:

[Marsh.]

None for me then:laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/TWd9zlD.gif

[hannah.]

Marsh, you are killing me tonight

[jet]

He was really wimpy in that pizza task, and he wasn't honest to the HM's afterwards - he's only honest when it suits him.

I thought he looked pale and not too well tonight. I think he's lost weight too. I hope he's okay.

[abhorson]

He was really wimpy in that pizza task, and he wasn't honest to the HM's afterwards - ]he's only honest when it suits him.


Joel to a T.

[Marsh.]

Marsh, you are killing me tonight

:hehe:

[hannah.]

:hehe:

:flutter:

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Ahem....

Actually, the main post was 'banging on' about the latest pizza task. It just happened to link neatly back to Joel's previous form with his favourite food. Joel would be proud of this selective interpretation, though!

[Marsh.]

Actually, the main post was 'banging on' about the latest pizza task. It just happened to link neatly back to Joel's previous form with his favourite food. Joel would be proud of this selective interpretation, though!

Joels fault again?

http://i.imgur.com/TWd9zlD.gif

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Joels fault again?

http://i.imgur.com/TWd9zlD.gif

If a bird ****s on my car, it would be Joel's fault!

If Jack shat on my car, it would be a write-off! :joker: