Hotel dinner dress code for men?

[Will.]

Just looked at the hotel I'm staying in next week and they have dress code ONLY for men!

Have to wait trousers (I'll be wearing jeans thank you).

Cant have short shorts (I'll be wearing my smart oxford shorts thank you)

Shorts have to be 3/4 length of leg wtf (My shorts go just above the knee)

Like what is up with this? Why can't I wear smart jeans or shorts which aren't 3/4 length.

Why don't women have a dress code, so they can turn in wearing what ever they want.

[Marsh.]

Get all 21st century on their asses and say you're a gender fluid woman of the cloth. :hee:

[Will.]

Get all 21st century on their asses and say you're a gender fluid woman of the cloth. :hee:

screaming, I feel like a women though with this dress code.

Are these not smart?

http://riverisland.scene7.com/is/image/RiverIsland/286304_main?$CrossSellProductPage514$

[Will.]

When I they start questioning that I'm a gender fluid women I'll be like:

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/545/747/a60.jpg

[MB.]

Serve Davina and go in ha bikini http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-bikini-davina-431x300.jpg

[Will.]

Serve Davina and go in ha bikini http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-bikini-davina-431x300.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/man-bikini-11.jpg