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Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:17 PM
Shes going to ruin Croel. :nono::joker:

Moosething
15-07-2015, 11:18 PM
Don't worry if pieface wins she'll be all over him

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:20 PM
Why is there a h in that name? Chloe and Joel?

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:20 PM
Don't worry if pieface wins she'll be all over him

Joel better get in there quick. Jasmine is going to kidnap him when he gets out. :laugh:

RodHull
15-07-2015, 11:21 PM
Jasmine is such a mess, reality tv fame ***** if ever there was one...

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:21 PM
Jasmine is such a mess, reality tv fame ***** if ever there was one...

She says she's 29. Looks at least 10 years older. :shocked::hehe:

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:23 PM
She says she's 29. Looks at least 10 years older. :shocked::hehe:

She's still closer to his age than all the old ladies fawning over him. :hehe:

RodHull
15-07-2015, 11:27 PM
I hate how she refers to herself as a model when in fact she lost a modelling show (not a good one either) and is basically reality tv fodder ever since.

Shes awful, like properly awful total dregs of humanity

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:28 PM
I hate how she refers to herself as a model when in fact she lost a modelling show (not a good one either) and is basically reality tv fodder ever since.

Shes awful, like properly awful total dregs of humanity

On BOTS even Katie Price said he should stay away from her. But it won't last even if they do get together.

Pete.
15-07-2015, 11:28 PM
Can she be in the audience

Headie
15-07-2015, 11:28 PM
So you can have Cristian all for yourself? #NotGonnaHappenSis

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:29 PM
On BOTS even Katie Price said he should stay away from her. But it won't last even if they do get together.

Of course Katie Price did, they're enemies.

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:29 PM
So you can have Cristian all for yourself? #NotGonnaHappenSis

No, so Joel can have him for himself. Croel. :joker:

Firewire
15-07-2015, 11:30 PM
If anything, it's Croel not Chroel

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:30 PM
If anything, it's Croel not Chroel

:joker:

MB.
15-07-2015, 11:31 PM
If anything, it's Cranessa not Croel

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:32 PM
If anything, it's Cranessa not Croel

:joker::joker::joker::joker: i love that!

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:34 PM
Jasmine isn't happy about Katie Price comments about her on BOTS. If they're both on it tomorrow i can see a catfight! :joker:

goldensunlight
15-07-2015, 11:41 PM
She should be kept well away from anything tv related.

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:44 PM
If anything, it's Cranessa not Croel

:joker:

Marsh.
15-07-2015, 11:44 PM
She should be kept well away from anything tv related.

Poor Vanessa.

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:45 PM
Bunny boiler alert. :umm2:

Trasadkel1
15-07-2015, 11:47 PM
This time tomorrow she will have him locked up. She has already said she is locking him in her bedroom for at least two weeks:laugh:

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:48 PM
This time tomorrow she will have him locked up. She has already said she is locking him in her bedroom for at least two weeks:laugh:

What about poor Joel? :bawling:

Moosething
15-07-2015, 11:50 PM
What about poor Joel? :bawling:

what about the holiday :bawling:

Trasadkel1
15-07-2015, 11:50 PM
What about poor Joel? :bawling:

I don't fancy his chances against Jasmine.

Santa's NaughtiNess
15-07-2015, 11:51 PM
I don't fancy his chances against Jasmine.

:joker: he will have to be quick. Take him on holiday.

Trasadkel1
15-07-2015, 11:59 PM
:joker: he will have to be quick. Take him on holiday.

I just have visions of one either side of him with each arm in a tug of war :hehe:

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 12:00 AM
I just have visions of one either side of him with each arm in a tug of war :hehe:

And then i come and grab him away. :fan:

Trasadkel1
16-07-2015, 12:00 AM
And then i come and grab him away. :fan:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 12:02 AM
OMG if they get both Jasmine and Jordan on BOTS tomorrow. D:

Marsh.
16-07-2015, 12:03 AM
And then i come and grab him away. :fan:

http://i.imgur.com/e0mBItn.gif

Trasadkel1
16-07-2015, 12:05 AM
OMG if they get both Jasmine and Jordan on BOTS tomorrow. D:

There would be hair extensions flying everywhere :laugh:

rionablue
16-07-2015, 12:54 AM
Shes going to ruin Croel. :nono::joker:

practise your sprinting skills Vanessa and get to Cristian before Jas. Otherwise I don't think you can stop her turning up. She asked him if he wanted her there and he said yesssssss

REDCROP
16-07-2015, 01:32 AM
Don't worry if pieface wins she'll be all over him

:laugh: brilliant :laugh: and so true .....she's a horror

Calderyon
16-07-2015, 05:04 AM
Call He-man. He might help.

JTM45
16-07-2015, 05:44 AM
They should phone her up and tell her there's been a venue change and it's now being hosted by Simon Cowell at his pad. That should keep her away but if all else fails just have a complimentary Wotsit at the door that you have to eat or you ain't coming in!
She'll never finish a whole Wotsit.....job done!:laugh:

I think there'll be trouble of some kind during the night anyway!
Jealous Jade and Nasty Nikki are bound to try and be bitches to Harry and Helen's now fully behind Harry so that'll kick-off.
Jade also said (which she obviously didn't mention when she slimed her way into the house yesterday!) that everyone apart from Nick were arseholes.:bored:

At least Nick should be in for the night of his life once Harry gets her hands on him!!!:cheer2:

I hope Danny and Mark don't spend all of BOTS bickering and sniping back and forth at each other!:facepalm:

Josy
16-07-2015, 05:57 AM
As if Jasmine is really interested in Cristian the cornflake, she's there for exposure (not that there will be a lot mind)

Amy Jade
16-07-2015, 06:48 AM
On BOTS even Katie Price said he should stay away from her. But it won't last even if they do get together.

Because Katie Price is really the person to take relationship advice off.

she stalks her 1st husband
2nd husband is insane
& the 3rd shags around

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 06:58 AM
As if Jasmine is really interested in Cristian the cornflake, she's there for exposure (not that there will be a lot mind)

She seems obsessed with him. Tweets about him non stop. :umm2:

REDCROP
16-07-2015, 07:46 AM
She's getting publicity already by us talking about her here so her plan is working already

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:04 AM
She's getting publicity already by us talking about her here so her plan is working already

Poor Cristian. Someone needs to save him from Jasmine. :laugh:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:07 AM
That irrel bitch needs to get out. I literally never heard her name before timeflop

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:12 AM
That irrel bitch needs to get out. I literally never heard her name before timeflop

Joel better get in there before Jasmine does :joker:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:13 AM
Joel better get in there before Jasmine does :joker:

Here for Croel not Crismine

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:15 AM
Here for Croel not Crismine

They would make such a cute couple :lovedup:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:16 AM
They will make such a cute couple :lovedup:

Fixed

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:19 AM
Fixed

If Joel can get past Jasmine

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:20 AM
If Joel can get past Jasmine

Well vanessa you should go out there and block jasmine for us :P

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:22 AM
Fixed

Well vanessa you should go out there and block jasmine for us :P

I can't, I'm in Italy. :laugh:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:23 AM
I can't, I'm in Italy. :laugh:

I cant as well i am in turkey... :bawling:

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:24 AM
I cant as well i am in turkey... :bawling:

Poor Cristian. I can see him running off to escape Jasmine :joker:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:25 AM
Poor Cristian. I can see him running off to escape Jasmine :joker:

R.I.P Cristian

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:30 AM
R.I.P Cristian

He'll be a bag of bones by the time she's done with him. :hehe:

VanessaFeltz.
16-07-2015, 08:32 AM
He'll be a bag of bones by the time she's done with him. :hehe:

:hehe: can we see a cat fight between jasmine and joel tonight on twitter :hehe:

Santa's NaughtiNess
16-07-2015, 08:36 AM
:hehe: can we see a cat fight between jasmine and joel tonight on twitter :hehe:

Even better on BOTS :cheer2:

SoberLikeGizmo
16-07-2015, 08:48 AM
What's a Jasmine?

Christmas Dynasnow
16-07-2015, 08:52 AM
Not here for that skin and bone hag taking Vanessa's man