Should we have a Sea Gull reduction Cull?

[arista]

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No fella
do not eat chips
Eat Fish.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/09/article-1110974-0300A69A000005DC-640_468x312.jpg
Madame Wave your Fists at the buggers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110974/Meet-new-neighbours-The-marauding-seagulls-invading-Britains-towns.html

[Liam-]

Yes, get rid of them all.

[Niamh.]

No, absolutely not

[Scarlett.]

Kill the buggers, one divebombed me the other day.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We should be eating them tbh

[arista]

Yes, get rid of them all.


No it seems there are to many
in some areas
so reduce those places.

[Scarlett.]

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

[arista]

We should be eating them tbh


Yes I think they are a Good Cooked Bird

[arista]

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.


No Chewy I get the feeling they have gone for you
while getting open chips.


Just Wave your Fist at them

[armand.kay]

no.

[LukeB]

No

[arista]

No, absolutely not


So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

[Benjamin]

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull? :laugh:

[Liam-]

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

:clap1:

[arista]

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull? :laugh:


Thanks Ben Corrected



Life In The Fast Lane

[Crimson Dynamo]

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist

[Niamh.]

So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

[arista]

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist


Yes I know they are Gulls
but so many sea them as Sea Gulls

[arista]

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls


Merging into another crazy thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here a happy, carefree Neem arrives at Cork harbour after a brief visit to Bangor to buy tights and facecreams. Although she is slightly intoxicated she gets a nasty shock...

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[arista]

Yes LT
a Great Technicolor Film

[user104658]

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls
:joker: Aaah I do love a good crossover thread.

[user104658]

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

[smudgie]

No, the gulls are the sound of the seaside...just cover your ruddy food.

[Niamh.]

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

:laugh:

I think they're planing on targeting their nests rather than the birds temselves

[user104658]

[emoji23]

I think they're planing on targeting their nests rather than the birds temselves
I genuinely don't want to sound stupid but... Won't they just build a new nest?

Or are we talking about murdering their children and leaving them for the parent gulls to come home and find?? A horror scene! Guts, beaks and baking soda everywhere??

We want them to stop attacking us, not rise up and kill us all...

Maybe what's called for is a more diplomatic approach. Get these gulls talking, find some common ground.

[Niamh.]

I genuinely don't want to sound stupid but... Won't they just build a new nest?

Or are we talking about murdering their children and leaving them for the parent gulls to come home and find?? A horror scene! Guts, beaks and baking soda everywhere??

We want them to stop attacking us, not rise up and kill us all...

Maybe what's called for is a more diplomatic approach. Get these gulls talking, find some common ground.

Well if they were still just eggs in the nest, technically it'd be giving them abortions, I think :think:

[arista]

No, the gulls are the sound of the seaside...just cover your ruddy food.


But some gardens Children are Attacked
by Gulls


The PM wants a debate on this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Simon Cowell is getting helmets made for his 2 Yorkies

(true)

[arista]

Simon Cowell is getting helmets made for his 2 Yorkies

(true)



Yes Wise

[Tom4784]

Kill 'em all.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kill 'em all.

The Yorkies?


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[BlankSpace]

here's an idea

stop feeding the ******

[MTVN]

I wonder how many people would go out and protest this cull and try and disrupt it if it did happen or if such actions are just reserved for cute furry animals like badgers

[user104658]

I wonder how many people would go out and protest this cull and try and disrupt it if it did happen or if such actions are just reserved for cute furry animals like badgers
Badgers are vicious ****ers.

[Shaun]

Kill them all!!!!!

[arista]

here's an idea

stop feeding the ******


To Late

One Hag on LooseWomenHD
told the others how she loves feeding them

[Marsh.]

Send them to Nicki Minaj's house.

[user104658]

To Late

One Hag on LooseWomenHD
told the others how she loves feeding them
There is only one solution. We must immediately have a cull on loose women.

[armand.kay]

There is only one solution. We must immediately have a cull on loose women.

this I'm here for.

[Livia]

Always makes me smile when humans decide a cull might be necessary. Maybe we should be culling the stupid.

[Kazanne]

No culling necessary ,humans just need to be cleaner and less greedy,and stop with the littering and over fishing,they are after food that is usually left lying on the ground.

[Johnnyuk123]

Save the seagulls!!! We need them for this.:joker:
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[empire]

I think we should cull the human race,

[Denver]

And all the pigeons :fc:

[Scarlett.]

Easy to say "stop feeding them" but Blackpool is my hometown and I don't feed the insane little buggers. The one that divebombed me did it randomly two days in a row, if it does it again, I'll punch the bugger in its beak.

[Moosething]

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[Amy Jade]

Leave them be, cull humans.

[Marsh.]

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[user104658]

Always makes me smile when humans decide a cull might be necessary. Maybe we should be culling the stupid.

I think we should cull the human race,

Leave them be, cull humans.
Someone tried that in the 30's/40's, I've read that it didn't go very well. He managed a few but bloody activists kicked off about it.

[Kizzy]

They have this discussion every year in brid, nothing ever happens... just leave them be.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/26/14/2AB6FA9A00000578-3175036-image-a-60_1437917743774.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/26/14/04995B04000005DC-3175036-image-a-59_1437917640142.jpg
[Unsuspecting: A lifeguard revealed how on Brighton beach, one seagull will swoops
in from behind and taps a girl with its wing or beak. After the girl drops her lunch,
the rest of them are ready to grab for it]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3175036/Now-seagulls-cunning-Packs-birds-target-women-develop-new-tactics-steal-lunch.html#ixzz3h0QmpCAC


Yes Women Easy Target

[Dollface]

No.

People should watch their pets instead of letting them go out into the garden on their own in areas that have sea gulls around.

I read about colonies of bats being culled today too and it's honestly heartbreaking.

[Niamh.]

No.

People should watch their pets instead of letting them go out into the garden on their own in areas that have sea gulls around.

I read about colonies of bats being culled today too and it's honestly heartbreaking.

Really? i thought Bats were protected

[Dollface]

Really? i thought Bats were protected

I don't think it was in the UK, i saw it on tumblr :( so sad though, bats are one of my favourite animals.

I'm not too keen on sea gulls, one attacked my mum at the seaside a couple of years back, but i don't think culling them is right.

[reece(:]

No, absolutely absurd.

[Niamh.]

I don't think it was in the UK, i saw it on tumblr :( so sad though, bats are one of my favourite animals.

I'm not too keen on sea gulls, one attacked my mum at the seaside a couple of years back, but i don't think culling them is right.

ah ok, yeah I like bats too, they eat Moths which scare me to death so they're ok with me :laugh:

[armand.kay]

http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/41325226FlyNet200212.article_x4.jpg

#ReasonsToLetThemLive.

[Z]

Yes. I feel like anyone saying no must not live in an area where they're an overwhelming nuisance though perhaps I'm wrong. I've grown up with these creatures dive bombing people, stealing food out their hands; they work in gangs to knock over bins and get at the food inside; it might not be their fault that we've given them an easy opportunity to feed without any effort but they're a huge problem and need to be taken care of. They don't fear humans.

[user104658]

We shouldn't kill birds they are too awesome and cuddly lolz. I also like ponies.