Super Moron

[The_Hitman]

Im actually starting to see Jack as the ultimate moron. He breaks all boundaries that ive witnessed before, and I fear I may start to get a very minute sense of apprieciation for his originality. Anyone else agree, and can anyone provide advice on curing it?

[Diablo]

I agree.. but when I saw the title of this thread I thought it would be about Jade. LOL

Jack is another incurable idiot...

[Rory]

When Jackiey was on BBBM and it showed Jack/Jade. GROSS

[Dan_]

You can now she the common ground between him and Jade now.

The little he does say seems to be utter ignorant and ill-informed thick twaddle.I think the term is chatting breeze, more a hurricane in his and the trotter's case.

[Rory]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
You can now she the common ground between him and Jade now.

The little he does say seems to be utter ignorant and ill-informed thick twaddle.I think the term is chatting breeze, more a hurricane in his and the trotter's case.
I agree with you.

[~Kizwiz~]

Jack really winds me up. He doesnt seem to have any personality. He should be in the house and I hope to god that he is next out. Sadly I dont think he will be though

[Dracula]

Originally posted by Diablo
I agree.. but when I saw the title of this thread I thought it would be about Jade. LOL

Jack is another incurable idiot...



I thoght danielle not to sure about star :joker:

[The_Hitman]

The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored:

[tinkerbell]

Lol thats true, why did nikki have her own programme anyway, i thaught she was ill in the head screamin like 10 year old!

Jack is disrespectfull i hope he gets boo's

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored:

HAHAHAHA,and you know what,they probably would...................

[Ruth]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored:

Yes, it's pretty sad isn't it? The same as how there will undoubtedly be a Hello/Ok spread about Jack and Jade, and people will buy it. Terrible really. Neither of them has any discernable talent, or even half a brain cell between them. Jack hardly ever says anything, and when he does, it's either to tell some story about how hard he is, or to insult someone. Jade on the other hand never shuts her mouth, and I have yet to hear her say anything even vaguely intelligent.

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by Ruth
Originally posted by The_Hitman
The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored:

Yes, it's pretty sad isn't it? The same as how there will undoubtedly be a Hello/Ok spread about Jack and Jade, and people will buy it. Terrible really. Neither of them has any discernable talent, or even half a brain cell between them. Jack hardly ever says anything, and when he does, it's either to tell some story about how hard he is, or to insult someone. Jade on the other hand never shuts her mouth, and I have yet to hear her say anything even vaguely intelligent.

Ditto what Ruth said - summed it up beautifully there Ruth. :cheer:

[Emilee]

I like Jack now, hes come out of his shell a lil bit.

[Bells]

Can't stand Jack, as I'm sure I've expressed in numerous places. He might be talking more, but only to say annoying, mumbly stuff which just irritates me even more.

[Tanser_Man]

He just asked a good question though on the program on E4.

Why do men have nipples!?

Even i'm clueless to that one.

[The_Hitman]

Whats an emvrio? :sad:

[Rory]

He's not even saying Embryo right! :o

[tinkerbell]

Originally posted by Emilee
I like Jack now, hes come out of his shell a lil bit.

by being a racist chavvy asshole?

[Slezer]

To be honest with you Jack is just your average regular bloke. However sad that may be it is true.

[easypeasy]

am i right in thinking jack is involved in the football business? if so i find it amusing how dirk the yank knows more about the premier league than that fool.......

[S2]

I think he wants to beat Jades record and be known as the stupid one. How can you not even say the word "embryo" correctly after hearing it loud and clear. But rather, the dofus says "whats emvriyo" Seriously, between Jade and Jack there is only half a braincell

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Whats an emvrio? :sad:

LMAO.

Where do these people get created? Eskimo land surely, all the rest are extinct i think.

[Smeggypants]

JAde Jack and Jackey are all Supermorons.

The only people they fool with their Pantomime Thicko act is other morons.

[The_Hitman]

So where does everybody think theyll film the first series of E4's 'The adventures of Super Moron'?

I reckon theyll do an episode in India eventually but theyll have to wait til the riots calm down. For now I think they could do an episode visiting the Eskimos or a trip to a biology lab to learn about 'emvrio's'.

[Red Moon]

What do we mean by super moron? If a moron is defined as:

Originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry Goddard from a Greek word meaning "foolish", and used to describe a person with a genetically determined mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25)

The surely a super moron is a step up from a plain moron may be an IQ between 71-79?

[The_Hitman]

No, if a moron is defined by poor intelligence, then a Super Moron is of Super poor intelligence.

How about an episode working as a cabaret singer dressed in blue tin-foil and eye-liner, singing like a little girl. Oh no he's already done that. :tongue:

[texbex]

he is a bit of a wally like not knowing what an embryo is and being racist to shilpa but at the end of the day he is 19 and not meany 19 year olds of his class have a brain :thumbs2:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
No, if a moron is defined by poor intelligence, then a Super Moron is of Super poor intelligence.

How about an episode working as a cabaret singer dressed in blue tin-foil and eye-liner, singing like a little girl. Oh no he's already done that. :tongue:

So he is an imbecile then?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by The_Hitman
No, if a moron is defined by poor intelligence, then a Super Moron is of Super poor intelligence.

How about an episode working as a cabaret singer dressed in blue tin-foil and eye-liner, singing like a little girl. Oh no he's already done that. :tongue:

So he is an imbecile then?

Look get off my back moon face, do I rib you about your gay avatar!!?

I dont know what E4 will call the series when they film it, but for now, THE WORKING TITLE is 'The adventures of Super Moron'.

If the title requires irony for it to be understood then so be it.

[Red Moon]

So I'm a moon face and gay am I, and a Goon ?

I think you owe me an apology. I was trying work out what a super moron was.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
So I'm a moon face and gay am I, and a Goon ?



Is that some sort of confession???? :puzzled:

[Red Moon]

Please explain your cheeky comment before I issue you with a warning?

I don't want to do it with out reason.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Please explain your cheeky comment before I issue you with a warning?

I don't want to do it with out reason.

:bored:

[Red Moon]

The apology will do?

I don't go around insulting you or your avatar.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
The apology will do?

I don't go around insulting you or your avatar.

No but you racially bullied me. :sad:

[Red Moon]

And pray, tell how I did that? By asking you for a apology for your insult against me? Or by saying I will issue you with a warning if I don't get one because you broke the rules again?

[The_Hitman]

Only messin Moony :thumbs:

[Red Moon]

I know

Happy posting :thumbs:

[easypeasy]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored: kinda like the british version of borat, putting his country to shame lol

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by easypeasy kinda like the british version of borat, putting his country to shame lol [/quote]

Yeah. Except he would be representing the youth of the country. The 'nonchalant' contingent.

[Rory]

I love Jade on the live feed.

Cocky? Check.
Arrogant? Check.
Self-Obsessed? Check.
Paranoid? Check.
Dignity? .....

[easypeasy]

christ he jut suggested dragging shilpa outside and locking her out for the night, Cleo laughed and said "i love you dear boy" ffs

[The_Hitman]

Jack should be gagged. Really, just gag him and let him carry on. He doesnt deserve the right to speak.

[Red Moon]

Good idea... but does he speak?

LOL

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Good idea... but does he speak?

LOL

Very rarely, but when he does, its like some profoundly inapproprite bombshell that even his friends cant apprieciate.

The lack of conversation is so out-weighed by random offensive slurs, it would really make sense to just gag him. :laugh:

[bovvered?]

Jack is like all children....

Should be seen and not heard

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
The lack of conversation is so out-weighed by random offensive slurs, it would really make sense to just gag him. :laugh:

May be.... but then the people that say nothing don't get kicked off the show. We would be in danger of him winning. Look at what's his face that won BB6. Not the brightest of people but he didn't do anything and won.

Lets us have him go to his new TV show with a big bang... how about being fired out of the house in cannon?

[Donkeylegs]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
The thing that concerns me is that Jacks going to become a star when he leaves, based on his level of sheer stupidity and ridiculousness.

He'll probably get his own programme on E4 like Nicky.

The adventures of Super Moron, travelling the world talking utter sh*te about ancient cultures and being ignorant and offensive to the locals.

You know people would watch it. :bored:

i can see it.

They'll proably give him and Jacky a 12 episode series where they travel around Europe randomly abusing locals


Jacky and Jack arrive in Spain...

"ello, we're *******in famous. can i as ya, why is your skin so dark?"

jack "ee ee.....dark... ee ee........wanker"

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by The_Hitman
The lack of conversation is so out-weighed by random offensive slurs, it would really make sense to just gag him. :laugh:

May be.... but then the people that say nothing don't get kicked off the show. We would be in danger of him winning. Look at what's his face that won BB6. Not the brightest of people but he didn't do anything and won.

Lets us have him go to his new TV show with a big bang... how about being fired out of the house in cannon?

Yeah...and people would see him flying through the air and say...is it a bird?...is it a plane?.......No!!...

.....ITS SUPER MORON!!

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Yeah...and people would see him flying through the air and say...is it a bird?...is it a plane?.......No!!...

.....ITS SUPER MORON!!

Great minds think alike... glad you like it :thumbs:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Donkeylegs


i can see it.

They'll proably give him and Jacky a 12 episode series where they travel around Europe randomly abusing locals


Jacky and Jack arrive in Spain...

"ello, we're *******in famous. can i as you, why is your skin so dark?"

jack "ee ee.....dark... ee ee........wanker"

In the middle of an Indian village...

...."Im not eatin no fa*k*n curry...do you not ave a McDonalds or nuffink"

[The_Hitman]

So i read in one of the tabloids that its official, Jack Goody will be getting his own TV series when he leaves the Big Brother house. It will be on E4 and is scheduled for 6 episodes.

[easypeasy]

ffs how depressing.......

[J.C.]

I can`t believe Jack is going to get his own show!! Is there anything about him that is remotely interesting or amusing?? He`s just a mr.average who has been given a show for show`s sake by Channel 4 and its protection squad.:mad:

[texbex]

He used to be a moron I think hes a complete sweetie if hes won Cleos admiration hes won mine too I think he has a chance to win

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by texbex
He used to be a moron I think hes a complete sweetie if hes won Cleos admiration hes won mine too

He's still definitely a moron though. Im quite looking forward to the show, I think we're going to see some fine amateur journalism from the young lad. Id like him to go to Greenland and ask why its not green. Hopefully, he'll also take Jade to Alaska to ask the Eskimos in person why they arnt 'fackin icy cubes'. Lets hope they dont have any harpoons handy.

[expat]

Super Morons are people who crave and delight in perversity. Thank you very much. I take a bow

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by expat
Super Morons are people who crave and delight in perversity. Thank you very much. I take a bow

Listen expat, dont come in MY thread telling Me what a Super Moron is. I know jolly well what a Super Moron is. Its Jack Goody, and I cant wait til he makes his TV series for E4 cause im going to sit and watch every single episode, then the repeats and then im going to go and buy them on DVD, and ILL BE DAMMED if im going to stand by and watch, whilst you come in my thread talking about perverts and such-like!

This thread is for fans of Jacks new TV show!

[tinkerbell]

:hello:

funny stuff

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by expat
i am going to write Shilpa a letter about Hitman

She'd appreciate it. Shilpa and I would make a great couple.

Anyways, back on topic.....

[expat]

How to change a supermoron into a non supermoron.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by expat
How to change a supermoron into a non supermoron.

No. :nono:

.....E4's "The Adventures of Super Moron", coming to a TV screen near you SOON.

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by texbex
He used to be a moron I think hes a complete sweetie if hes won Cleos admiration hes won mine too I think he has a chance to win

LMAO
a sack of spuds could win cleos admiration.

"That sack of spuds is the most AMAZING,Life changing thing i have EVER met"

[Emilee]

^^^^^ LMAO Psylocke

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by expat
Jade and Hitman are cut from the same cloth. he also has sprinklings of JO and Danielle.

Well that doesnt make much sense, seeing as youve developed something of an obsession for me. Stop mentioning me in your posts eh, then maybe youll notice I dont give a damn about you and your nonsense.

NOW STOP TRYING TO TAKE IT OFF TOPIC!!!!! THIS IS ABOUT JACK 'SUPER MORON' GOODY.

I cant wait!

Edited by Sunny_01 - I have removed some irrelevant posts from this thread and attempted to clean up your language a little bit Hitman. Now this thread is the first thing that has made me smile all day, in fact I snorted in parts, so stop messing and play nice or it will be re-locked

[expat]

Supermorons are those who have nothing better than to dis over adn over again. Do you have a life? Why don't you include suggestions as to how Jack can be helped by society. No you're not interested. Just feeding of a man's life, a man who doesn't even know you. You must really like Dinkles.

Message from Sunny_01 - this thread was a nice light hearted thread - either stay on topic or stay out - I will remove any further attempts at personal attacks on other FMs and a warning will be issued

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by expat

Why don't you include suggestions as to how Jack can be helped by society. No you're not interested. Just feeding of a man's life, a man who doesn't even know you.



Weekdays at 7 on E4. :thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

I am looking forward to this new series - hope you have been on to C4 to make sure you get your share of the profits Hitman I mean it is your brainchild after all :xyxwave:

[Foebane100]

Is it not about time we stopped rewarding people for being ignorant morons

[tinkerbell]

I really think supermoron will dump Jade after this, or she will dump him for flirting with Danielle.

[The_Hitman]

Press release.



Big Brother's Jack to film first series


The first episodes of E4's "The Adventures of Super Moron" are being filmed as we speak in various locations around Europe including Amsterdam, Marseilles and Munich. The young 'celebrity' will embark on a journalistic voyage to discover parts of the world that the young modern Britain has no immediate contact with.

When asked how he felt about the opportunity, the youngster replied "....errmm...........im 'appy".

Thousands of pounds have been put towards the production of the series, including luxury transport, catering staff and several personal assistants for the respective locations. An E4 representative said "We cant expect Jack to go around the world for the sake of the British youth, and have to look after himself. If he was at home in Britain, he would have his mum cook his meals and cater to his needs so its only right we provide that for him when we pluck him from his home-life. We are confident he will be worth the expenses, the youth of Britain took a real shining to him when he appeared on Big Brother and they are proud to have him represent them".

Be sure to tune in to E4 in the coming weeks to see if Jack can shed any light on the mysteries of cheese making, bullfighting and Nazi concentration camps, with that inimitable charm of the young British scamp.



Source : The Real TV guide service.

[abs]

Originally posted by Foebane100
Is it not about time we stopped rewarding people for being ignorant morons

cor blimey! thank you.