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Niamh.
11-08-2015, 03:36 PM
Churchgoer Insists This ‘Lizard Man’ Is Real After He Ran Past Her

http://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/UNILAD-lizard-man-13.png

This is the actual, genuine photo that a woman took of an apparent “lizard man” when it emerged from a South Carolina swamp and ran past her.

Now, to most people, it looks like a bloke dressed up in a cheap costume as part of a low budget Sci-Fi movie but that’s where you’re clearly wrong, as this churchgoer is utterly convinced that it’s completely legit.

‘Sarah’ contacted news stations herself after she made the incredible discovery of the existence of a fast-moving human/lizard hybrid.

Speaking to ABC News 4, she said:

My hand to God, I am not making this up. So excited!

And this isn’t the only sighting of the creature. More indisputable proof was taken earlier this year when a man filmed the lizard man walking on two legs in the distance.

He said:

Though my wife believes me that it’s real, she said she would be embarrassed that everyone would think I was a loon so I kept it a secret. If you’re wondering – I absolutely believe it’s real. When it noticed me I high tailed it out!

Ful4yfgl498

smudgie
11-08-2015, 03:44 PM
I would tell a small child that everything they want to be real can be..in the land of make believe.
I am all for stretching those little imaginations and making childhood magical.

Now, about this lizard man...is he missing something in the nether reasons?:laugh:

arista
11-08-2015, 04:34 PM
No its a used in Films

Josy
11-08-2015, 07:16 PM
Looks legit

waterhog
11-08-2015, 07:19 PM
maybe just for fun when they are little - whats the harm of a little white lie?

Niamh.
11-08-2015, 07:47 PM
Looks legit


That's what I thought too :smug:

Crimson Dynamo
11-08-2015, 07:56 PM
any churchgoer say yeah

T*
11-08-2015, 08:04 PM
da fuq is wrong with u kid

karezza
11-08-2015, 08:16 PM
The Archons have hijacked the Moon and are using it to control humanity.

Kizzy
11-08-2015, 08:23 PM
Dave out for his nightly stroll... our PM likes to stay healthy.

user104658
11-08-2015, 08:29 PM
http://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/UNILAD-lizard-man-13.png

ARGH!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/03/power_rangers_a_l.jpg

Whew...

empire
11-08-2015, 08:59 PM
some scientists have said that we humans, did not evolve from apes, but from some type of reptilian race, it seems to have a connection to the anunnaki,http://url.htm

Kizzy
11-08-2015, 09:05 PM
Oh Empire... you just went right on in there and opened that can of worms didn't you?.... :laugh:

Shaun
11-08-2015, 09:07 PM
I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

lostalex
11-08-2015, 10:08 PM
The same thing i'd say to a small child that asked me if God is real...."NO, but some people need to believe in crazy things because they can't deal with reality".

T*
11-08-2015, 10:08 PM
I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

:joker::joker:

Denver
11-08-2015, 10:12 PM
Id say yes and it lives under your bed

Ammi
12-08-2015, 04:05 AM
..I'd say yes/of course, this is life in the gecko now baby...:cool:..


..and I do believe that Nathan is the Magic Lizard...

lostalex
12-08-2015, 05:14 AM
daddy? is the lizard man real?

no baby, this is just the government making up ridiculous stories to distract us from the truth about 9/11, the illuminati, and bigfoot.

jennyjuniper
12-08-2015, 05:19 AM
I would tell them that I don't know. I've never seen one, but that doesn't make it not so.

kirklancaster
12-08-2015, 05:26 AM
I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

:laugh:

kirklancaster
12-08-2015, 06:08 AM
Oh Empire... you just went right on in there and opened that can of worms didn't you?.... :laugh:

:joker:

GypsyGoth
12-08-2015, 06:38 AM
I would explain how they're not real however something like that could evolve one day, so to be ever vigilant.

Ninastar
12-08-2015, 07:02 AM
I would explain how they're not real however something like that could evolve one day, so to be ever vigilant.

omfg

:loveL

lostalex
12-08-2015, 07:22 AM
this is our house, this our rules. we can't stop and we won't stop.

we run things, we don't take nothing from nobody.

that's what any responsible parent would say.

Niamh.
12-08-2015, 10:10 AM
I would explain how they're not real however something like that could evolve one day, so to be ever vigilant.

:worry: scared