Official Caption Competition!

[Emilee]

:xyxwave: Welcome to the Official Caption Competition. Each day, I will post a funny CBB picture. In that day you have to think of a funny caption. Which ever one wins is submitted to that picture.

By the end we should have a whole gallery of hilerious pictures with, uber funny captions.

First Picture : 1. WINNER! - Tanser_Man: "Lets play kerplunk".
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/260/d131500task34001ay1.th.jpg (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d131500task34001ay1.jpg)

2: WINNER! - TexBex: -"This flight will be travelling to East Anglia!"
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3330/d11galleryjadesingnw6.th.jpg (http://img408.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d11galleryjadesingnw6.jpg)

3: WINNER! - BB Fernzy: "I've finally seen through Jade and Danielle, thank God for this getaway car"
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7649/d13galleryjogogglesjz8.th.jpg (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d13galleryjogogglesjz8.jpg)

4. WINNER! - J.C: "Hehe,I just asked Big Brother what makes the World go round,and they said SHILPA!!"
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4313/4hvhk0kyx7.th.jpg (http://img408.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4hvhk0kyx7.jpg)

5. WINNER! - bgrayshon: "Ian practices his oral technique!"
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6985/2nrltkzyg3.th.jpg (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2nrltkzyg3.jpg)

6. WINNER! - Nowhere: "Shilpa is in shock, as she hears terrible tales of oxo cube misuse."
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9231/shilpa1me5.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shilpa1me5.jpg)

7. WINNER! - Snig: "Wow . that Dirk is strong but i bet he cant balance a flower pot on his head as well!"
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4003/dirk11bu.th.jpg (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dirk11bu.jpg)

8. WINNER! - Nowhere: "Danielle openly admits she was originally cast for the role of 'Ugly Betty'"
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/6457/d191415task4001ef.th.jpg (http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d191415task4001ef.jpg)

9. WINNER! - Nowhere + Supersue: "Shilpa has a nasty accident with a Walnut Whip." and "This tooth paste is stinging my face"
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3241/shilpa13sn.th.jpg (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shilpa13sn.jpg)

10. WINNER! -
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2456/cbb5d181830gdanjo0bg.th.jpg (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cbb5d181830gdanjo0bg.jpg)

[Chrizzle]

Oooh I remember this. Someone did it during BB7.

I'll think about it and get back to you.

[Sam]

This should be good!

[Sam]

Theres lots of funny members on this forum, tanser man could win hands down.

[Sophii3x]

Aww I can't do captions

[Chrizzle]

No matter what Jermaine did, he couldn't ignore the Strange Ginger Porcupine

Thats so unbelievably bad, I just wanted to start things off:laugh:

Can we enter more than once/

[Tanser_Man]

Cleo: "Let's play kerplunk!"

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
No matter what Jermaine did, he couldn't ignore the Strange Ginger Porcupine

That's good:thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Jermaine finally cracks and proves Cleo is an airhead.

[Slartibartfast]

"Jermaine briefly considered making his move on Cleo but her patented "Hedgehog Defence" puts him off"

Not the best, but I tried :blush:

[Emilee]

You can post more than once. Some of these are so funny. Well done guys, keep them coming.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Cleo: "Let's play kerplunk!"
lol tanser lmfao:thumbs:


how about help youreself to a toothpick ?

:flower:

[Tanser_Man]

While Cleo chose Hellraiser in the movie themed party, Jermaine took the easy way out and dressed as his brother.

[Siouxsie]

Jermain Thinking why the hec did i enter this house

[Sam]

lol these are brilliant. I think that the competition closes tomorow with the winner announced and a new caption.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Emilee
:xyxwave: Welcome to the Official Caption Competition. Each day, Me or Snig are going to post a funny CBB picture. In that day you have to think of a funny caption. Which ever one wins is submitted to that picture.

By the end we should have a whole gallery of hilerious pictures with, uber funny captions.

First Picture : 1.
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/2396/d131500task34001yy4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Caption Posting for this picture starts now.:spin2:

ok so can we add a picture at anytime ?

[Dan_]

"Jermaine looks on in envy as Cleo came well prepared for tonights Chinese meal"

[Sam]

No you dont add pictures you simply add captions too it. Emillee will refresh the thread with a new picture every day.

[Siouxsie]

ok thanks for that snig was just wondering :xyxwave:

[Sam]

lol these are just to funny keep them coming.:laugh2:

[~Kizwiz~]

Cleo didnt seem to notice that a Porcupine mistook her head for a mate

[Siouxsie]

bet johnny depp would like cleos hairdo

[Slartibartfast]

Cleo considers a possible new career as a chop stick dispenser for when she leaves the house.

[Siouxsie]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:good one but my toothpick one was better:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::

[Brigsxx]

Jermaine wonders why the crazy people always sit next to him.

[Dan_]

Cleo's new hair gel had devastating effect.

[Sam]

"And thats why you should never let Jade Goody Touch your hair on eviction night......"

[Sam]

"I take it Jade Goodys Salon didnt go down to well then...."

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by Supersue
:laugh::laugh::laugh:good one but my toothpick one was better:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::

Lol, sorry Sue if I copied your idea! :laugh: I didn't see that the first time I read your post. Great minds think alike??? :laugh:

[Siouxsie]

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::thumbs::thumbs: loving it

[Dan_]

Hearing about Michael Jackson's surgery was all too shocking for Cleo.

[Sam]

"Orginality just isnt appreciated these days is it Cleo?"

[Siouxsie]

cleo says anything goes in the big brother house

[Siouxsie]

If anyone comes near me I will poke them with my cocktail sticks

[Sam]

Germaine: Youll have to show me how to do that one day...

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Originally posted by Supersue
:laugh::laugh::laugh:good one but my toothpick one was better:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::

Lol, sorry Sue if I copied your idea! :laugh: I didn't see that the first time I read your post. Great minds think alike??? :laugh:

no im joking mate yours was so funny:thumbs:

[J.C.]

` So,spotting a decent housemate is really like finding a needle in a haystack.`

[Sam]

.ok Well done a new one will be added tonight so keep them coming!

[Sam]

Day one's entrys have finished.

[Sam]

Day One's Winner:


Cleo: "Let's play kerplunk!"

By Tanserman! Congratulations!

[Sam]

We have two brand new pictures for Day 2 for you to try to make captions out of so here they are:

http://i1.tinypic.com/40fuesj.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/30k80n5.jpg

Good luck to everyone!

[Sam]

Jade: Are you serious? My hairs red?

[Dan_]

Jade prepares herself for life after BB-"Do you want fries with that?"

Jo-"I've finally seen through Jade and Danielle, thank God for this getaway car"

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Jade prepares herself for life after BB-"Do you want fries with that?"

LOL, very good :laugh:

[Siouxsie]

Jade Its the Thunderbirds


Jo is this what you call a spammobile

[Emilee]

hahaha these are good keep them coming.

[Chrizzle]

Well done Tanser.

Jo: Whats that? Oh its my career flying past

Aw that wasn't meant mean btw. I love Jo!

[Dan_]

Jade cannot hide her delight at finding a way to cover up her dunces hat.

[Sam]

lol keep them coming!

[texbex]

pic 1

Jade-"This flight will be travelling to East Anglia!"

pic 2

Jo-"These werent half as bad as the stuff we wore in the band!"

[Sam]

Originally posted by Supersue
Jade Its the Thunderbirds


Ha, very good i like that one!

[Sam]

Originally posted by texbex
pic 1

Jade-"This flight will be travelling to East Anglia!"



Good one! :tongue:

[xcharleyx]

For number 3:
Jo was mortifyed when she realised that she was on Big Brother, not Wacky Races.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Jade prepares herself for life after BB-"Do you want fries with that?"


Genius!!!!! :banana: :thumbs:

[Sam]

lol keep the coming!

[Sophii3x]

Jade's one..

The exits are here, here and here

[Tanser_Man]

http://i10.tinypic.com/30k80n5.jpg
The sight of Jade drove Jo and Cleo around the bend!

http://i1.tinypic.com/40fuesj.jpg
In a new career move, Jade becomes the new face of AOL.

[Sam]

Competition for today has closed, winner announced shortly.

[Sam]

Heres Day 3's pictures.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4hvhk0k.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/2nrltkz.jpg

[Sam]

Lame examples:

Ian: S Club have split up???? :O

Danielle: You do realise India isnt in England dont you?
Jade: Yes.

[Emilee]

Picture 2 and 3, winners announced.

[Mrluvaluva]

Shoudn't that read East Angular!

[Mrluvaluva]

How do I upload a photo as I don't seem to be able to copy and paste them?

[Dan_]

Ian auditions for Casper the musical.

[Mrluvaluva]

Ian practices his oral technique! lol

[Sam]

lol, keep them coming.

[Emilee]

Sam can you delete the post with the wrong winners please.

[Tanser_Man]

http://i13.tinypic.com/2nrltkz.jpg

"I am the only gay in the BB house" Claims H

http://i1.tinypic.com/4hvhk0k.jpg

Jade isn't impressed by Danielle's impression of a scouser.

[xcharleyx]

Picture 1: Jade and Danielle's Impression of Chip & Dale was spot on!

Picture 2:
Seeing as the housemates failed the task, Ian went to extremes to collect food in the big brother wilderness garden(eyes, mouth and ears open)

[J.C.]

IAN;

`Read my lips,I`m voting out the plankton`


Danielle:

Hehe,I just asked Big Brother what makes the World go round,and they said SHILPA !!`

[Emilee]

Picture 6 coming soon!

[Mrluvaluva]

Well? Did I win? Do I get a prize?

[Sam]

lol! no!

[Sophii3x]

1st pic

'Ian did his best impression of a basking shark'

[Emilee]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9231/shilpa1me5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Picture number 6. winners chosen for 4 and 5.

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh damn!

[Sam]

Shilpa realises your only suppose to wear one earing per ear.

[Emilee]

LMAO Sam! Come on people, im sure you all have a good creative mind!

[Siouxsie]

omg i cant believe ive been evicted:flower:

[J.C.]

Lol.`.omg I can`t believe ive NOT been evicted`!! (sorry just a joke.)


Shilpa:
`OMG NO!!,when I say I love Jade ,I mean I love my Earings!`

[Nowhere]

Bit of a touchy subject lol, but I'll give it a go anyway.

Shilpa is in shock, as she hears terrible tales of oxo cube misuse.

[DooDoolove]

"JERMAINE!!!OH MY GOODNESS, NO WONDER WHY THEY ALWAYS SAY THE QUIET ONES ARE THE ONES TO WATCH":blush2:

[Emilee]

Picture Number 7.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4003/dirk11bu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Siouxsie]

The increadible durk

[Emilee]

Simple, but very good, keep them coming. :thumbs2:

[Sam]

Wow . that Dirk is strong but i bet he cant balance a flower pot on his head as well

[Siouxsie]

his blood vessel is bursting out through his t shirt

[Emilee]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/6457/d191415task4001ef.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Picture Number -8.
Caption posting starts.............. NOW!:hello:

[Nowhere]

Danielle openly admits she was originally cast for the role of 'Ugly Betty'

[Emilee]

HAHA thats a good one! Loving it! sorry that one wins! ill post another one now.

[Emilee]

Picture number 9.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3241/shilpa13sn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Emilee]

NO RASIST CAPTIONS PLEASE!

[Siouxsie]

omg this toothpaste is stinging me

[Nowhere]

Shilpa has a nasty accident with a Walnut Whip. :tongue:

[The_Hitman]

Shilpa paints herself white to trick all the thick chavs into voting for her.

[The_Hitman]

Or.... Shilpa Claus

[Donkeylegs]

Dirk proves the ol Templeton peck is still working

[Emilee]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5013/cbb5d181830gdanjo7gt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Picture 10. Get posting! :wink:

[Nowhere]

Danielle tries to explain to Jo what an eclipse is..