If you were a diva celebrity who could make outrageous demands ...

[Ammi]

...what would they be....?...

[Black Dagger]

I probably wouldn't be that bad. I will be a humble celebrity, but I must have a fluffy pillow and a cup of tea on the hour at all times.

[Merry Mockmas]

Give me tons of Crisps, Pizza, and Chocolate, and maybe Sausages as well.