Godchel Appreciation Thread

[Saph]

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[armand.kay]

is this genesis chapter 1?

[reece(:]

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[Saph]

me in the club when the bar man wont give me a free drink

http://i.minus.com/ir1MfqYr6ef61.gif

[Firewire]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02325/rachel_2325130k.jpg

the scab on her leg nnn

[reece(:]

me at the club at half 1 and my friends say they wanna leave

http://i.minus.com/ir1MfqYr6ef61.gif

[Pete.]

Millions saw Rachel, 30, thrown off the ITV talent show after hurling a string of four-letter abuse at shocked judges including Sharon Osbourne who unwittingly called her a "streetwalker" - prostitute.

But today we can reveal the foul-mouthed wannabe really IS a vice girl.

And her main talent is offering sex services to customers in a seedy massage parlour in her home-town Cardiff. Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel...

BRAGS to clients and fellow hookers about her appearance on the show - even though she was branded "lazy, deluded and talentless" by judge Simon Cowell.

SINGS in the brothel while holding a sex toy and pretending it is a microphone.

STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it.

SLAGS OFF the judges to anyone who will listen, branding Dannii Minogue "an Australian cow", Sharon a "Yorkshire terrier" and warning that Cowell will regret rejecting her when she "hits the big time".

I still cannot

[Saph]

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[Firewire]

I still cannot

"SINGS in the brothel while holding a sex toy and pretending it is a microphone.

STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it."

life goals

[reece(:]

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Ha tittie out

[Headie]

https://twitter.com/therachellester

"#TeamHateSharon" nnn

[Saph]

Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel BRAGS to clients and fellow hookers about her appearance on the show - even though she was branded "lazy, deluded and talentless" by judge Simon Cowell.

me

[T*]

:worship:

[Saph]

screaming @ this

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[T*]

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im crying

[Saph]

http://img.pixady.com/image_6_460x613.jpg

[Firewire]

i love shirley carter

[Cal.]

i read an article where rachel sings to ha clients and uses their diques as microphones?

like no joke

[Saph]

when I hear Sam Bailey on the radio

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[Pete.]

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[reece(:]

http://img.pixady.com/image_6_460x613.jpg
Is that Aimee BGC1?

[Firewire]

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did she just cure hiv?

[Saph]

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[Cal.]

Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel...STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it

.

[Saph]

this was such an experience

[reece(:]

Rachel a tru enigma

[Saph]

the QUEEN returns!

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http://38.media.tumblr.com/91cbb97d22f482c3be5b94d25c5c8f0c/tumblr_inline_mihn7sJmoe1qzlbxm.gif

[reece(:]

"I can sing prince "

[Headie]

"Remember X Factor Rachel Lester?"

What a stupid question, who doesn't remember ha!

[Headie]

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[Lush]

Queen of Pop

http://h9.abload.de/img/rachsugarhl3e.gif

[Saph]

http://www.abload.de/img/gfjcuhrai.gif

natural raw talent :clap1:

[Samm]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9aPgZTVAeTk&ebc=ANyPxKpMUldGpUZNFnhU2mM2k5-xKl39HwATZ3Gj_XNxQML8h4S8ZQob2IMZOYqGcDIEpW9FV65r&time_continue=81

I love grimes

[Pete.]

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:joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Not Holly Jervis

[reece(:]

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[Pete.]

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Cupcakke (pre fame?)

[reece(:]

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[Saph]

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SCREAMING

*holly starts singing*
"thats very rude isnt it?"

[Cal.]

Winner of X Factor tick
Winner of X Factor All Stars tick
Winner of Nobel Peace Prize tick
Winner of Presidency Election tick

[Saph]

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a welsh queen :clap1: catherine jenkins shook?

[Saph]

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