CBB16 - Launch Night (27th of August) Discussion Thread - On NOW C5/C5HD

[Lostie!]

out at midnight btw :clap1:

Out at midnight :clap1:

Can someone please let me know when Cool for the Summer is out? :worry:

[LukeB]

oh my nan loves him

i don't know why this made me laugh

[Pete.]

Messy women hating already

[Loukas]

Your telling me that like i even care about austin or know who he is lol

:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

the old fart out of the bill shading Tila already?

[Ross.]

screaming at "my whole life leading up to Big Brother" :joker:

[Daniel.]

This line up is boring so far

[Ashley.]

What a miserable tosser

[reece(:]

He's serving darts player

[T*]

is this another alopecia victim

[Shaun]

Sexy

[Vanessa]

screaming at "my whole life leading up to Big Brother" :joker:

:laugh: he's funny

[LukeB]

Can someone please let me know when Cool for the Summer is out? :worry:

Promo = Sales :clap1:

[Natalie.]

Loved him on The Bill and FortB

[Lostie!]

Omg, I literally say the same thing about not being "proud" of being British because I just am! :joker:

Nice to finally hear someone else say it. :hee:

[EspeonBB]

He's gonna be useless.

[Pete.]

the old fart out of the bill shading Tila already?
But Tila outed the Illuminati! Who's stupid now?

[lewis111]

I find him least intesting so far

[reece(:]

Bye at him
.

[reece(:]

How do CBB find such obscure irrels?

[Pete.]

screaming at "my whole life leading up to Big Brother" :joker:
Mess

[Vanessa]

Omg, I literally say the same thing about not being "proud" of being British because I just am! :joker:

Nice to finally hear someone else say it. :hee:

:laugh:

[Loukas]

#CBBUK is trending worldwide :clap1:

[Jordan.]

This line up is boring so far
.

[Crimson Dynamo]

UKIP teas

[lewis111]

Are they chanting Bring Back the Bill

[MB.]

I was just about to ask if anyone was going to compare Gail and this guy thanks Tom

[Johnnyuk123]

He looks unwell.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Drunk

[Marc]

i don't know why this made me laugh

because you find the fact that nan's can love as something to be laughed at? disgusting.

[bots]

better than TOWIE is all i can say

[Pete.]

Are they chanting Bring Back the Bill
Messy

[MB.]

Not the Brighton Walk of Fame

[Natalie.]

He seems nice

[smudgie]

Really really not sure about Chris:shrug:

[armand.kay]

bore kick ha

[Vanessa]

better than TOWIE is all i can say

:clap1:

[Loukas]

Loved him on The Bill and FortB

OMG FORT BOYARD :shocked:

thats it!! Thats where else i know him from!!

[The Penguin]

he seems prone to sexism, racism and homophobia

[Ross.]

How do CBB find such obscure irrels?

I know :laugh:

[Pete.]

He's serving Ken/Bruce

[Lostie!]

better than TOWIE is all i can say

Tbh.

[reece(:]

CBB12 Ron hew

[Vanessa]

Scoop. :laugh3:

[Moosething]

when r the big names going in

[Pete.]

CBB12 Ron hew
Not Racist Ron

[Jay.]

this is a bit of a damp squib

[Amy Jade]

Why are people being mean about Gail's lack of hair? it's a medical condition dont be mean

[Loukas]

quite an old house atm, i'm really like it!

[Pete.]

when r the big names going in
Jani---

[reece(:]

Screaming @ Scoop

[Marc]

Natasha on coke trying to harrass him

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great banter

[Oaker]

Welp why are they here

[Pete.]

Kimberly <3

[Vanessa]

Screaming @ Scoop

:joker: love him!

[Jay.]

oh god

[GiRTh]

Kimberly Wyatt :love:

[LukeB]

I guess he isn't going in

[reece(:]

MESSY Emma camera angle

[Amy Jade]

skanky price being shamed by gorgeous Kim :love:

[Natalie.]

Jani---

:(

[reece(:]

The Pricey's back!

[Jay.]

bye would he ever win

[Pete.]

They are all Rylan's friends :umm2:

[Lostie!]

"I don't remember myself being that confident"
"Well I don't think it wasn't you who said it".

:joker:

[Josy]

Why are people being mean about Gail's lack of hair? it's a medical condition dont be mean

Yeah I know, it's completely pathetic

[LukeB]

The Pricey's back!

Queen

[MB.]

Yes, wouldn't want to spoil the amazing surprises coming up...

[Johnnyuk123]

The nutty professor. :joker::joker::joker:
http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/eddie_murphy_2000_11_13.jpg

[YourLAEx]

Is this not a bit of a racist idea

[Daniel.]

This is the launch


How useless is this segment

[Marc]

Eamond would defintately win

[Crimson Dynamo]

Drag them eamonn

[Moosething]

Eamon go home

[Loukas]

Ahahahaha he means Tila!!

[Vanessa]

Tila! :dance:

[LukeB]

Bye can they send in Kimberly please

[Pete.]

Kimberly's ASAP > this launch

[Ross.]

what even is this

[Ant.]

'british banter' Marc O'Neil teas?

[Jemal]

Everyone knows it was fixed for price

[Pete.]

Katie's got a new face?

[Daniel.]

Queen Katie Price :love:

[Loukas]

everytime i see Katie now i just think of her stinky tits

[The Penguin]

I remember Kimberly Wyatt talking trash about immigrants who come to the UK yet she is one. Hypocritical American trash.

[reece(:]

Love Kimberly<3

[Amy Jade]

Tila to win she's going to have me screaming

[Jordan.]

Katie was such a trash disappointment

[LukeB]

Everyone knows it was fixed for price

When Katie Hopkins was the producers favourite?

[Pete.]

Tila to win she's going to have me screaming
She won't win lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'd rub her up the right way

[GiRTh]

They are all Rylan's friends :umm2:Oh yeah just noticed this?

He came 2nd to Kimberly on celeb master chef and we all know that he';s mates with Pricey and Eamon.

[Vanessa]

Jenna! :dance:

[lewis111]

JENNA yay

[Pete.]

I miss THIS Sallie Axl

[Daniel.]

Queen

[Jay.]

in what world would anyone want to see her ride a dick

[lewis111]

100% first or second evictee

[Jemal]

What a great woman.
Had some great nights with her in the past

[GiRTh]

Jenna Jameson looks terrible she was super hot but now she's ruined herself.

[reece(:]

Tesco Sallie?

[Natalie.]

in what world would anyone want to see her ride a dick

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5fd3d41e6179c66fba5252a3760ecb45/tumblr_nncik2ep6J1tp719lo1_250.gif

[Pete.]

Is Tara Reid back for more?

[Jordan.]

She's gonna be adored by the public

[Ross.]

in what world would anyone want to see her ride a dick

What a great woman.
Had some great nights with her in the past

this world I suppose

[Marc]

she's see that vag

[armand.kay]

I've missed Lea Walker so much

[MojoNixon]

Hope there will be Jenna Jameson Fan Club!!! I'm in!!!

[Daniel.]

Queen Jenna is by far the best so far yet they boo her

[Pete.]

She's gonna be adored by the public
Obviously! Best reaction for the night

[Vanessa]

She'll be a bitch, i think. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

she looks beautiful, I love her dress

[lewis111]

better reception than expected

[Wizard.]

Sorry but I ****ing love her she's hilarious

[Marc]

this sonnngggg tho

[Loukas]

ok she's working where she put her nametag :clap1:
who knows, i might like her?

[reece(:]

Jenna <3

[lewis111]

what are these camera angles

[Lostie!]

Lmao, she was literally asking to be booed.

[billy123]

Is she pregnant?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would rather shag fatman than that bitch

[Natalie.]

Jenna :clap1:

[Daniel.]

Nnnn I stan her

[Moosething]

What did he say?

[Marc]

she's dishing it :love:

[Jordan.]

Welp

[Loukas]

werkkkk
Thats what your mum said ahahahahahaha

[armand.kay]

Screaming dd

[Ant.]

Getting booed for throwing shade at Britain's food?

[EspeonBB]

I thought she'd get booed more tbh

[reece(:]

Mess at the zoom at the old men booing her

[bots]

i think she is going to be funny

[Braden]

I hope it was that Irish twat she said it to.

[Vanessa]

She seems scary. :unsure:

[Jay28jay2]

QUEEEEEENNN

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bleugh

[Amy Jade]

disgusting audience shouting *****? look at the state of him

[Ant.]

'that's what your mum said' OMG

[Pete.]

YES Jenna

[Lostie!]

omg :joker:

[Daniel.]

The chav crowd is trash

[Jordan.]

Emma clocking

[Jemal]

Emma tell those chavs again

[reece(:]

Legend Jenna!

[Jay28jay2]

FRENCHY TEAS

[Ross.]

SCREAMING at Emma clocking the chavvy crowd :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

I have no idea who she is but i feel like she is a prostitute or something.

[Wizard.]

YOUR MOM haha

[Jay28jay2]

Even Emma likes her <3

[Lostie!]

I automatically respect anyone who throws shade back at the crowd booing them. :laugh:

[MB.]

This is slightly messy is it not

[MrWong]

Wow. Jenna looks clapped.

[Josy]

Genuinely no idea who this woman is

[Vanessa]

FRENCHY TEAS

yes :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

all the messy women in the crowd pressed their husbands beat off to her videos?

[MTVN]

Launch night interviews are always so awkward whoever's doing them

[Marc]

I think she's good at having thing envelop themselves into her too :smug:

[Ross.]

These interviews seem to be going on for ages tonight :umm2:

[Robodog]

that irish guy from BOTS audience already working himself up into another red-faced hate frenzy..

[RichardG]

The chav crowd is trash

:clap1: good look to Tila and Farrah, they're gonna get slaughtered :worry:

[billy123]

Yuck.

[Natalie.]

loving her tats

[Lostie!]

Emma putting the mob in their place too. :clap1:

[LaLaLand]

#queen

[Pete.]

Someone gif the kiss to the hater

[LukeB]

These interviews seem to be going on for ages tonight :umm2:

I know :umm2:

[bots]

i've never seen her before, but she will stir it up for sure

[Lostie!]

loving her tats

Legit thought you said something else at first. :hee:

[MojoNixon]

Genuinely no idea who this woman is

Ask from us guys ;)

[Pete.]

Emma putting the mob in their place too. :clap1:
Emma :clap1:

[Jay28jay2]

Someone gif the kiss to the hater

gif of the year?

[MB.]

Not even her mic wants to be attached to her

[reece(:]

disgusting audience shouting *****? look at the state of him
Back to the betting shop and walking the beagle for him!

[Jay28jay2]

I love her already omg omg omg

[Oaker]

Screaming "I thought it was Tila"

[Scream]

"thought it was tila" oops

[Jay.]

she legit looks like my aunty

i shan't be googling imaging her

[Vanessa]

Not even her mic wants to be attached to her

:laugh:

[Wizard.]

SCREAMING at the Tila shade

[Natalie.]

Legit thought you said something else at first. :hee:

:hehe:

[Ross.]

Genuinely no idea who this woman is

Yes but Mr Josy does. :fan:


disclaimer: this was a joke don't infract me pls

[GiRTh]

http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag50/Geoff_Taylor/f6d12733bc7e1499ccda840fe7a5e79d_zpsjxxistw2.jpg (http://s1298.photobucket.com/user/Geoff_Taylor/media/f6d12733bc7e1499ccda840fe7a5e79d_zpsjxxistw2.jpg.h tml)

Jenna looked much better without the surgery

[BBJordan]

Austin 'I saw the tattoos and though it was tila' so he knows

[Lostie!]

Tila foreshadowing. :hee:

[reece(:]

Oh god [@ Tila]

Lmaoo

[billy123]

Im looking forward to the tantrums when she gets booted out.

[The Penguin]

The chav crowd is trash

so is Jenna
she is the definition of trash

[Josy]

Yes but Mr Josy does. :fan:


disclaimer: this was a joke don't infract me pls

He actually doesn't :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

Poor Tila and Farrah. They're gonna get destroyed

[Scream]

Did Jenna pull a disgusted face when someone mentioned Tila? I was looking down but heard a noise

[Pete.]

I love how everyone is ready for Tila

[Ashley.]

This bitch going on about balls all the time.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Health lottery

:umm2:

[Scream]

didn't tila say she's gonna beat farrah up

[Marc]

What is Anetha doing with her life

[reece(:]

so is Jenna
she is the definition of trash
She's a queen!

[BBJordan]

This health lottery advert is messy

[hijaxers]

Genuinely no idea who this woman is

Nor me - but she defines Thunder thighs

[Marc]

http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag50/Geoff_Taylor/f6d12733bc7e1499ccda840fe7a5e79d_zpsjxxistw2.jpg (http://s1298.photobucket.com/user/Geoff_Taylor/media/f6d12733bc7e1499ccda840fe7a5e79d_zpsjxxistw2.jpg.h tml)

Jenna looked much better without the surgery

Looks like the lips still work tbf

[reece(:]

I love how everyone is ready for Tila
The climax! (pun not intended)

[Jay28jay2]

ill be so sad if this goddess goes first

[LukeB]

Atomic Kitten,Natasha Hamilton and The bill are trending on twitter

[EspeonBB]

Tila will probably be the last in since everyone is perched

[Shaun]

Loving Caitlyn Jenna Jameson

[Marc]

ill be so sad if this goddess goes first

I think it's gonna happen

[Pete.]

The climax! (pun not intended)
Fireworks hew?

[MB.]

ill be so sad if this goddess goes first

Well at least both Jenna and Tila can't go first

(unless there's a joint-ejection. Which I wouldn't rule out)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv been looking at online porn since 1994 and iv never seen her or her fanny

[GiRTh]

http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag50/Geoff_Taylor/index_zpsqzd8mwsl.jpg (http://s1298.photobucket.com/user/Geoff_Taylor/media/index_zpsqzd8mwsl.jpg.html)

[lewis111]

So they've done their research then

[MojoNixon]

Iv been looking at online porn since 1994 and iv never seen her in her fanny


1994? :joker:

[y.winter]

Looks like trouble came in. Jemma looks like Frenchy 2.0.

[Daniel-X]

Jenna is my fave <333

[armand.kay]

Iv been looking at online porn since 1994 and iv never seen her or her fanny
doubt you would on manhub

[Pete.]

http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag50/Geoff_Taylor/index_zpsqzd8mwsl.jpg (http://s1298.photobucket.com/user/Geoff_Taylor/media/index_zpsqzd8mwsl.jpg.html)
Is that Jodie Marsh?

[MojoNixon]

Jenna is my fave <333

:cheer2:

[Oaker]

Oh no

[Crimson Dynamo]

1994? :joker:

No lies

On my 9 inch apple

[LukeB]

CHLOEEEEEEEE omg omg yassss

[Scream]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[lewis111]

Yay my faves

[Jordan.]

Ew

[Pete.]

Bye @ Stevi

[Vanessa]

Stevi and Chloe :laugh:

[GiRTh]

These two can ****** off.

[Moosething]

not stevie richie

[Marc]

I adore!!

[Daniel.]

Bye at Stevi

How tragic

[Jemal]

Wow..
I thought she rejected him?

[Jay.]

oh they are a couple?

well

[Loukas]

they are not together :/

[MojoNixon]

No lies

On my 9 inch apple

No wonder you don't know any legendary names.

[Jordan.]

I'm bored of the entrances since we all know who's going in

[Ross.]

Chloe <3

[Daniel.]

Chloe though :love:

[Lostie!]

I wish Chloe was a housemate on her own. :sad:

[Ant.]

'we're famous for nothing'

The motto of everyone on CBB

[Pete.]

I love Chloe and all but the fact she's with Stevi makes me think less of her

[Marc]

I love her

[lewis111]

I love Chloe so much

[Amy Jade]

Chloe is lovely

[LukeB]

they are not together :/

they're engaged

[reece(:]

Chloe :love::love:

[armand.kay]

MESS

[hijaxers]

I hate even looking at this Stevie bloke - his eyes make me feel ill

[BBJordan]

Chloe and SteviE HAHHAH

[Vanessa]

Curious to see what they're like. :laugh:

[Marc]

I'd wee on her poo

[smudgie]

I like Chloe....not sure about her other half.