Can laptops KILL you?

[Ashley.]

I'm scared because all my life I've always had the laptop on my lap (ha) but people say that it can make you infertile; give you radiation poisoning; fry your organs.

Shall I put my Laptop on a surface from now on rather than on myself? Don't really want to die tbh

[MB.]

Depends how hard someone hits you with one

[Ashley.]

Depends how hard someone hits you with one

Are you asking for it?

[kirklancaster]

Depends how hard someone hits you with one

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

It can't do any of that stuff you listed so no

[MB.]

(I can't see people who spend all their time on their laptops having kids but that's another matter)

[Benjamin]

(I can't see people who spend all their time on their laptops having kids but that's another matter)

:joker:

[Ashley.]

(I can't see people who spend all their time on their laptops having kids but that's another matter)

Well I have lots of work to do because of my job, and sadly in this day and age you can't just get a pen and paper out anymore because you have to do everything online.

I would actually love to have kids, thank you very much.

[Niamh.]

(I can't see people who spend all their time on their laptops having kids but that's another matter)

:laugh2:

[Josy]

If you drop one in the bath

[kirklancaster]

(I can't see people who spend all their time on their laptops having kids but that's another matter)

:laugh: You are ON FORM today MB.

[kirklancaster]

If you drop one in the bath

:joker:

[Jason.]

Kirk, you're easily amused aren't you?

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, you're easily amused aren't you?

Yes. I am a huge joker myself in real life and have a very broad sense of humour.

I often laugh out loud at posts on here - even unintentionally funny ones - but that's me.

[Ashley.]

Kirk, you're easily amused aren't you?

It just felt like he was insulting me without trying to make it look like he was insulting me.

[MB.]

lol wut

[Ashley.]

lol wut

You said that I won't have children, assuming that I spend all my time on my laptop...

a. I don't spend all my time on my laptop.
b. When I do, it's because I have work to be doing.
c. I do want children.

[MB.]

I didn't say anything about you what on earth are you talking about

[Liam-]

Talk about over sensitive

[Ashley.]

I didn't say anything about you what on earth are you talking about

Why did you post it then? IDGI.

[MB.]

Because it was a joke based on what you said about laptops causing infertility and wow I hope every attempt at humour I make gets this much attention

[Ashley.]

Because it was a joke based on what you said about laptops causing infertility and wow I hope every attempt at humour I make gets this much attention

Well sorry, I just took offence to it that's all. I thought you were aiming it at me because it was a reply to my post.