CBB16 Quotes Thread

[reece(:]

"I don't drink but I'll have some red wine" ~ Tila

"The biggest girl band in the world at one point" ~ Natasha on Atomic Kitten

"Looking back on when we first met,
I can not escape and I can not forget,
Baby, you are the one
You still turn me on,
You can make me whole again" ~ Chav crowd

"I'm not a sore loser, I was a happy loser" ~ Farrah

"Do you know what I want to do with this water bottle, hit a bitch!" ~ Farrah

"You're from Atomic Kitten!
Yeah
You damn right!" ~ Scoop

[Lostie!]

Chloe: The UK doesn't have a President, that's so sad, where is he?
Stevi: But we have a Prime Minister.
Chloe: Yes but nobody likes him.

[Pete.]

'BALLS BALLS BALLS! I love balls' - Farrah
'Oh that's one of them American whatyamacallit' - Sherrie
'I fired it without my ball!' - Sherrie
'I thought with the tattoos it was Tila' - Austin
'#CBBSTEVICHLOEJASMINE' - Production

[Ross.]

"[about Rock Paper Scissors] I don't know how to play!" - The Bible, written by Sherrie Hewson

[Denver]

Jenna - 'Thats What Your Mother Said' (something like that)

[Pete.]

'[about Natasha] Hiter was something... but Satan can take many forms' - Farrah

[LukeB]

Chloe: The UK doesn't have a President, that's so sad, where is he?
Stevi: But we have a Prime Minister.
Chloe: Yes but nobody likes him.

:joker:

[reece(:]

'[about Natasha] Hiter was something... but Satan can take many forms' - Farrah
:joker::joker::joker:

[Pete.]

[Chloe about sex with Stevi] 'I have respect and I love Jesus!'

[Jason.]

D'you have a sex tape?

- Sextape Scoop <3

[Babayaro.]

"Do you have a sex tape?" X20 - Scoop

[Pete.]

- Sextape Scoop

Bye :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

D'you have a sex tape?

- Sextape Scoop <3

Not you scooping the quote away from me (idk something like that)

[Cal.]

'[about Natasha] Hiter was something... but Satan can take many forms' - Farrah

ffff

[Jason.]

Not you scooping the quote away from me (idk something like that)

D'you have a sex tape? :shrug:

[jackc1806]

'It must be a bad party if you're out here, SUGARMUFFIN'- Farrah

[Wizard.]

"Is something going down out there?" - Tila
"Oooh I hope so" - Chloe Jasmine

[Ashley.]

sig <3

[Lostie!]

sig <3

I literally came in just to add that one. :joker:

[Rob!]

Austin might like to whack one out but shall we whack one in? - Emma.

I screamed.

[YourLAEx]

James: "Everyone watches porn"
Jenna: "Of course they do. And if they say they don't, they watch a LOT of porn"

[LukeB]

Emma "your really posh aren't you"
Chloe "No.... your really posh Emma"
Emma "I'm from Birmingham.. What are you talking about?"
Chloe "Solihull or somewhere really speculator"

[JoshBB]

Jenna: "thats what ur mum said!" @ audience

[Xtopher]

'It must be a bad party if you're out here, SUGARMUFFIN'- Farrah

That was in my head all night, idk why.

[erinp5]

Has to be
"Ready Aim Fire" repeat for 3 mins.

[Lostie!]

Chloe greeting James: "YOU'RE FIRED! No, I'm only joking".

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Emma "your really posh aren't you"
Chloe "No.... your really posh Emma"
Emma "I'm from Birmingham.. What are you talking about?"
Chloe "Solihull or somewhere really speculator"

:joker:

And how she pronounced it like Solihall. :laugh:

[Pete.]

Janice: 'Yes absolutely Ian. Ian?'
Eammon: 'Eammon'
Janice: 'Absolutely Eam'
Eammon: 'Amen. Say Amen like the prayer'
Janice: 'Aman'

[Jason.]

*pauses rant*

"What star sign are you?"
"Aries"
"Well we're compatible"

*continues rant*

"I'm not condescending, young man"

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Janice: "Gail is so brave. My mum had cancer."

[Ashley.]

Emma "your really posh aren't you"
Chloe "No.... your really posh Emma"
Emma "I'm from Birmingham.. What are you talking about?"
Chloe "Solihull or somewhere really speculator"

speculator

[Ashley.]

Janice: "Gail is so brave. My mum had cancer."

That's not funny. :umm2:

[Jordan.]

I screamed

[armand.kay]

Janice: "Gail is so brave. My mum had cancer."

nnn

[Pete.]

Janice: "Gail is so brave. My mum had cancer."
"my mother died of that one"

[Rob!]

Janice steals Jenna's celery.

Janice: But I'm hungry!
Jenna: So am I!
Janice: Oh! Have some celery?

:laugh3:

[Jason.]

Janice steals Jenna's celery.

Janice: But I'm hungry!
Jenna: So am I!
Janice: Oh! Have some celery?

:laugh3:

And her eating the celery in Jenna's face whilst she's ranting about her eating her food <3

:laugh2:

[Pete.]

"Simon Cowell, bite my dick!"

[Babayaro.]

"They're vitamins hunny bunny"

[Lostie!]

*in the middle of the chaos*

Janice: AS AMBASSADOR ... AS AMBASSADOR!!!

[Jason.]

Chris: *Silence*

[feelingmyoats]

**in the middle of chaos**
gail to janice: "what would you like on your toast"

[BeloTheBelt]

Scoop to James (re Tila chasing him)
"you know what spit looks like ?
It looks like spit"

Gail, obliviously interrupting heated conversation between Janice and Bobby
"what would you like on your toast ?"

[MrWong]

"At least I've got a vagina, bitch!"

[BeloTheBelt]

Janice to Farrah "I'M the Queen of Reality"

[Lostie!]

Austin: Janice, please be quiet and **** off.
Janice: NO! NOT **** OFF TO ME, ****HEAD! YOU **** OFF!

[Vanessa]

That's not kosher! :joker:

[Ashley.]

Chloe greeting James: "YOU'RE FIRED! No, I'm only joking".

:joker:

<3

[Lostie!]

<3

I thought I was the only one who appreciated that. :flutter:

[Vanessa]

I thought I was the only one who appreciated that. :flutter:

No, it was hilarious! :joker:

[Ashley.]

I thought I was the only one who appreciated that. :flutter:

It's just the way she said "I was joking" as if she was actually going to fire him, lmao

[MrWong]

Janice - Use a fork please

Farrah - No. I grab one berry. I don't infect the whole ****ing bowl. So don't tell me what to do.

Janice - It's unsanitary.

Farrah - You're unsanitary.

:laugh:

[Ross.]

Has "BOBBY DAVRO IN THE RED SPEEDO" been mentioned yet

[Ashley.]

Has "BOBBY DAVRO IN THE RED SPEEDO" been mentioned yet

No bc that was just annoying :nono:

[Ross.]

No bc that was just iconic :clap1:

Yes I agree :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Spermalina?

:joker:

[MrWong]

Janice - Farrah's a ****. Jenna's a ****. Baldwins a ****. They're all ****ing *****.

[BeloTheBelt]

Paul Burrell "I'm a black boy now. I'm a little black boy"

[goldensunlight]

Austin to Janice: "It takes you 10 minutes to walk from the bedroom to the living room" :laugh3:

[Lostie!]

Chloe-Jasmine: The amount of cigarettes he took from me and Steven, I thought it was very rude!
*silence*

[Ashley.]

Gail: "I love the mop but I don't dry-hump it 24/7"

[Lostie!]

In terms of "I laughed because it was so bad"

Farrah: Bye, I'm more famous and make more money than you!

:facepalm:

[BeloTheBelt]

From earlier in series when Janice ate Jenna's kosher food and Jenna went to confront her."I'm going to eat Janice's face"

Natasha in Diary room re Farrah."I'm past being the bigger person. I just want to punch her in the face"

[Vanessa]

James about Farrah : if i tried anything i'd be hung! :joker:

[Ashley.]

"I don't eat no ham and sausage"

[Livia]

While Farrah's breaking down over her flip flop... Natasha: "Bye Farrah... bye... dickhead."

[Ashley.]

"No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."
- Bobby, to Farrah

[Lostie!]

While Farrah's breaking down over her flip flop... Natasha: "Bye Farrah... bye... dickhead."

:joker:

Here for Atomic Kitten storming the charts with "Bye Farrah, Bye (Dickhead)" in the near future.

"No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."
- Bobby, to Farrah

:clap1:

Not a funny one, but Chloe classily shutting down Austin tonight was one of my favourite moments.

"I'm sorry that I'm not what you're accustomed to, I really am, but I just hope my family are proud of me". :clap2:

[MrWong]

"Satan should sit the **** down"

[Vanessa]

James to Stevi, 'if you were here on your own, then no problem...'

Stevi agrees. :laugh3:

[goldensunlight]

"No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."
- Bobby, to Farrah
:joker:

I think it was so amazing because nobody expected that from him.

[Vanessa]

Bobby to Farrah : Do you know why people take an instant dislike to you? Because it saves fricking time! :joker::joker:

[Liam-]

Farrah's 'He's not even Greek' had me cackling last night, it was obviously just stupidity but I found it hysterical.

[y.winter]

"Darling, shush!"
Chloe to Stevi over the cigarettes issue:joker:

[susie q]

Sherrie to Natasha about Scoops snoring, "Would it be wrong to suffocate the president".
Farrah explaining to Bobby why she swears a lot "Its because I suffer profanity"
Natasha diary room rant "Im done playing the bigger women, I want to punch her in the face".
Janice after being called a diva (Austin I think) "Oh thank you"
Bobby whilst impersonating Jenna with the pillow round his backside, "Im taller when Im sitting down"

Im sure there are several more, this series does seem to have produced quite a few good ones.;

[MrWong]

Farrah to Aisleyne "Hag, be quiet"

Farrah to Aisleyne after Aisleyne questioned Farrah's celebrity status "That's why I was on the celebrity version and you were on the regular"