Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother UK vs USA Discussion Sun . 30th Aug

[arista]

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Some of the USA team


At last Hard Tasks,
and more fights

9PM all week

[Will.]

fab!

[Rob!]

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[arista]

on Ch5 and Ch5HD in one hour

[Ashley.]

Task looks fun.

[zakman440]

:wavey:

[arista]

On Now

[Ashley.]

Marcus being a dick

[Lostie!]

Drama every single day so far. :joker:

[Saph]

not janice stealing celery

[armand.kay]

lmao janice fuming with a cucumber in her hand perhed.

[bots]

Drama every single day so far. :joker:

and its not forced by BB ... perfect

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why did Jenna inject bricks in her ass and hips?

[Lostie!]

State of Susie teas.

[Johnnyuk123]

Hi everyone! :wavey:
Janice is tv gold!:cheer2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Jenna's ass is massive

[MB.]

Not Janice being the only one who knows the words

[bots]

janice is awful ... can't stand the woman

[Ross.]

Janice singing the national anthem <3

[armand.kay]

janice should sing the national anthem at every event.

[armand.kay]

whats on farah's face

[Amy Jade]

Farrah being the bigger person :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Austin should clock Janice for being so enthusiastic about the UK National Anthem and disrespecting America in the process.

[Amy Jade]

whats on farah's face

cum

[armand.kay]

Janice <3

[Johnnyuk123]

cum

:joker::joker::joker:

[armand.kay]

cum

good for the skin I hear..

[bots]

janice .... go home

[Gillian-73]

Janice singing the national anthem... Brilliant

[MB.]

...nobody's told Janice about Gail yet, then...

[armand.kay]

gail has cancer?

[Lostie!]

Wait, does Janice think Gail has cancer...? :unsure:

[Ross.]

oh my god @ what Janice said about Gail :laugh2:

[bots]

...nobody's told Janice about Gail yet, then...

poor girl .....

[Amy Jade]

Janice thinks Gail has cancer?

[Kazanne]

Gail hasn't got cancer has she?

[Ant.]

not Janice thinking Gail has cancer

[LaLaLand]

Janice... Gail does NOT have cancer!

[bots]

Gail hasn't got cancer has she?

nope, bald = cancer to janice

[RichardG]

Omg Janice

[Amy Jade]

howling at Sherrie and Gail unpacking Januce's suitcase while she chiils in the garden ha

[armand.kay]

not them jealous and janice being ring leader

[Natalie.]

oh my god @ what Janice said about Gail :laugh2:

omg

[Johnnyuk123]

nope, bald = cancer to janice

I thought she said that gails mother had cancer. :shrug:

[armand.kay]

howling at Sherrie and Gail unpacking Januce's suitcase while she chiils in the garden ha

queen <3

[Amy Jade]

omfg she heard them im dead i love her

[Ross.]

Screaming at Janice hearing them all talking about her :joker:

[bots]

I thought she said that gails mother had cancer. :shrug:

no, she was referring to her own mother

[Ashley.]

Janice knows that Gail has Alopecia but obviously she thinks that Alopecia is Cancer

She doesn't just go round saying bald people have cancer.

[Gusto Brunt]

Wait, does Janice think Gail has cancer...? :unsure:

The bald head maybe

[Saph]

screaming

[Ashley.]

Pete's fave advert again :)

[armand.kay]

that garden scene was everything <3

[fitz2k2]

jenna got nice ass

[Johnnyuk123]

Tattoos are a total turn off. :yuk:

[Saph]

that blonde woman on the health lottery ads is annoying

#bringbackfatalie

[Gusto Brunt]

jenna got nice ass

It's too big. Looks deformed

[Ross.]

that blonde woman on the health lottery ads is annoying

#bringbackfatalie

Honestly this

[bots]

that blonde woman on the health lottery ads is annoying

#bringbackfatalie

anthea is a national institution

[Lostie!]

This episode is everything so far.

[lewis111]

I wish Janice would be more like Frenchy but I'm getting more of a Gary vibe

[Ashley.]

Who's this guy?

[armand.kay]

is this a producer?

[Johnnyuk123]

D

[Ashley.]

That's a nice outfit Jenna

[Johnnyuk123]

Daniel at 54 years old doesn't have a single grey hair.:hehe:

[lewis111]

I don't think it'll last until day 8, Janices has had 2 arguments already

[Saph]

that gay american guy is so fug

[Amy Jade]

Austin is so rude nobody knows you either!

[fitz2k2]

plastic surgery on jenna bottom half of her face is horrible

[Ashley.]

Austin is so rude

Lmao because he didn't know who she was?

[Saph]

sle @ Gail befriending the porn gals

[Amy Jade]

Lmao because he didn't know who she was?

Ask her like Jenna and Farrah did

[Lostie!]

Lmao because he didn't know who she was?

There's less rude ways to say it than "I still have no idea who the **** she is". It's also not the first instance of him being quite rude.

[Ant.]

"is it cancer related?" uhm

[armand.kay]

sle @ Gail befriending the porn gals

us?

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna looks like a blown up faced version of Carla from corrie.:joker::joker::joker:
http://www.soapsquawk.co.uk/media/Corrie%20cast/alisonkingHR.jpg

[erinp5]

that blonde woman on the health lottery ads is annoying

#bringbackfatalie

she looks like a power ranger

[armand.kay]

:laugh2:

[Ross.]

Screaming messy Chris:joker:

[Saph]

us?

tru

[lewis111]

wow Chris so real no fake

[Johnnyuk123]

He's more like Blobby Davro to me.:joker:

[armand.kay]

Screaming not janice outing ha

[Natalie.]

Ooh can they air that :laugh:

[Lostie!]

"She's claire's fame WHAT DO YOU CLAIRE?!".

omg

[Ross.]

Janice dragging Simon Cowell :joker::joker:

[bots]

its so false with janice .... can't take to her at all

[Saph]

death @ scoop

[Johnnyuk123]

Janice outing Simon.:joker::joker::joker:

[Ant.]

simon cowell to enter the house???

[Ashley.]

omg Scoop

[Johnnyuk123]

simon cowell to enter the house???

With his long time lover Louie Walsh.:joker:

[Ant.]

RIP the set

[Tregard]

Simon Cowell to bite Janice's dick confirmed

[Ant.]

With his long time lover Louie Walsh.:joker:

.... what about his affair with David Walliams?

[Amy Jade]

if Chloe and Stevi have sex vommm

[Johnnyuk123]

.... what about his affair with David Walliams?

He's just his bitch on the side.:joker:

[BBJordan]

minus some bits of the title sequence, I actually really like the graphics for this CBB, especially the confetii behind them during the bits where the faces appear. I also love how they play glitchy versions of the UK & USA anthems, I think it's really good haha

[Ant.]

He's just his bitch on the side.:joker:

New BOTS segment?? Will they be on next weeks CBB: Flirty Friendships?

[Ashley.]

Why would you stick a phone in a baby's face though

[Saph]

this AHS: Hotel promo looks so good

[Amy Jade]

Scoopy Doopy? please **** off

[Amy Jade]

come on USA

[Ross.]

Did Sherrie run? :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

the dude off the bill?

[Ashley.]

why do they make it so dramatic, they're not going to die

[Johnnyuk123]

Did Sherrie run? :suspect:

No her mobility scooters battery ran out.:joker:

[Ashley.]

Did Sherrie run? :suspect:

No, neither did Janice

[erinp5]

.... what about his affair with David Walliams?

or his boyfriend Paul Mc Kenna

[Ross.]

No, neither did Janice

Honestly not here for them cutting possible Sherrie golden moments

[icecakes]

the love birds are sickening::hehe:

[armand.kay]

Theres Kosher celery?

[Ashley.]

Gosh, James is so condescending! She's 30 years older than you!

[Amy Jade]

Janice shouldn't be in Jenna's fridge tbh if it's because Jenna has religious dietary needs

[Ant.]

uh oh @janice

[MB.]

Janice is kosher but she isn't Jewish? erm

[armand.kay]

Janice shouldn't be in Jenna's fridge tbh if it's because Jenna has religious dietary needs

yeah i agree.... its still messy tho.

[Ross.]

Mess is Janice pretending she's kosher? :laugh2:

[Lostie!]

Jenna serving Tila's vagina realness.

[Ant.]

Mess is Janice pretending she's kosher? :laugh2:

She said she's "kosher" too

[armand.kay]

"I'm kosher too" dd

[fitz2k2]

Janice lying

[Saph]

"id really like you to respect that"
*janice takes bite of kosher food*
"mmhmm"

[Lostie!]

"I'm kosher too" dd

"It wasn't me. I was doing my make-up, dahling" teas.

[MB.]

"I'm glad you love celery" <3 <3 <3

[armand.kay]

mess at her munching on the celery in front of her...

[fitz2k2]

fightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[bots]

i'm with Jenna

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm on team Janice! :cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

I love Janice but that was disrespectful of her

[Mullens123]

Jenna picky about the sausage being served 0_0

[Ant.]

I love Janice but that was disrespectful of her

.

[Lostie!]

Didn't Farrah tell her? :laugh:

[Ross.]

"How can I scrape the kosher butter off?" :joker::joker::joker:

[armand.kay]

SCREAMING @ how can i scrape the butter off

[bots]

lool about 10 people told janice and she still took it :D

[Amy Jade]

Jenna and Farrah told her and she still ate it

[Ant.]

.... Farrah told you before you got things out...
Doesn't it say on the fridge?

[Ross.]

Why does no one tell Janice anything in this house? :unsure:

(The Gail thing)

[MB.]

"Half-Jewish"

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna is a porn star right? Doesn't that go against her religion?

[Lostie!]

"I'm starving, I'm sick, I'm OLD". :laugh:

[Calderyon]

Farrah and James said about to her.

[Ashley.]

Jenna is a porn star right? Doesn't that go against her religion?

No lol

[armand.kay]

janice seems really slow like she doesn't get something until its been said 4 times

[bots]

at least its not Farrah today haha

[Natalie.]

"I'm starving, I'm sick, I'm OLD". :laugh:

:joker:

[lewis111]

I really want to love Janice, but I just can't, she just seems more nasty/serious messy than hilarious messy like French was

[Ashley.]

Janice is really weird!

[Lostie!]

I was siding with Jenna but now I've flipped, she tried to apologise and then Jenna turned that into another shouting match.

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna's arse is bigger than Kim Kardashians.:joker:

[armand.kay]

"i married 4 jewish men" mess

[Amy Jade]

Janice is looking more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein

[Lostie!]

Oh god, Janice is gonna dig her own grave with comments like that.

[bots]

janice - i'm very famous :joker:

[Calderyon]

Janice was in the wrong. And still is.

[Natalie.]

Wow she really does look like Nicola McLean

[Johnnyuk123]

Janice is right. She is very famous!

[armand.kay]

"id really like you to respect that"
*janice takes bite of kosher food*
"mmhmm"
lmaooo

[Amy Jade]

crying over not having sex for 2 days? ffs get a grip

[Lostie!]

"I'm very good with ****". :laugh:

[Ross.]

"I'm very good with...****!" :joker::joker::joker:

[armand.kay]

mess at chloe crying 4 the diq

[Gusto Brunt]

Jenna's arse is bigger than Kim Kardashians.:joker:

it's the size of my fridge

[Ross.]

Mess at Janice saying they should shut off the bedroom so they can have sex :joker:

[fitz2k2]

did jenna get ass shots?

[Johnnyuk123]

For me Farrah can say what she wants but to me she will always be as thick as shyte for getting knocked up at 16. :nono:

[Natalie.]

mess at chloe crying 4 the diq

lmao
it's only been a few days

[Lostie!]

Farrah clocking someone else for milking fame, **** off you silly bint.

[armand.kay]

the bitching this series :flutter:

[Ross.]

Oh god Vanessa will go into cardiac arrest after that Austin/James preview

:fan:

[Lostie!]

the bitching this series :flutter:

I can't believe it's only a few days in and we've had drama every single night (including launch night). :laugh:

[Ant.]

Vanessa in 3, 2, 1

[bots]

Farrah clocking someone else for milking fame, **** off you silly bint.

i don't think any of the uk celebs have videos with more than 30 million views :hehe:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

did jenna get ass shots?
yes and hips. It was a package deal with facelift.

[Will.]

An ambulance is on stand outside Vanessa's home.

[Ashley.]

zoobie doo zoobie doo zoobie doo

[Johnnyuk123]

An ambulance is on stand outside Vanessa's home.

Duracell staff are working overtime on the strength of it.:joker:

[Lostie!]

Oh god Vanessa will go into cardiac arrest after that Austin/James preview

:fan:

Vanessa in 3, 2, 1

An ambulance is on stand outside Vanessa's home.

I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband etc.

[Ross.]

I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband etc.

It's honestly disgusting. I'm embarrassed to be here.

[Saph]

bye at there being warnings before every segment

[Ant.]

I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband etc.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8ce6fd3fcdac40252709a68f29e14fa/tumblr_inline_nla209BZMf1qgk4m1.jpg

[Lostie!]

The "funny" narrations need to stop.

[lewis111]

that was quite a good inrto acc :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Bobby is a liar

[Ashley.]

cue sudden crying

[Lostie!]

Yeah, I think Janice is gonna really grind my gears. Her ego seems out of control.

[Natalie.]

What did Bobby say?

[Ant.]

"im gonna have to have a cigarette now"

[Ant.]

What did Booby say?

I think Booby said something about Bill Cosby? I'm not sure

[lewis111]

Janice got Gail whipped

[armand.kay]

slay at janice having a lap dog

[Lostie!]

I think Booby said something about Bill Cosby? I'm not sure

Yeah, he brought up the Bill Cosby allegations and Janice (for some reason) got pissed off at him because she's one of the women who's accused him of assaulting them. Still not sure why she was angry at him, though. Did he say something disrespectful about the women making accusations, because I didn't hear that?

[Braden]

James is ****ing gross.

[Ross.]

Gail is a sweetheart <3

[armand.kay]

lol james is right tbh

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna shags for money so i don't believe a word that comes from her mouth.:nono:

[Lostie!]

Gail is a sweetheart <3

I love her. :lovedup:

[armand.kay]

Yeah, he brought up the Bill Cosby allegations and Janice (for some reason) got pissed off at him because she's one of the women who's accused him of assaulting them. Still not sure why she was angry at him, though. Did he say something disrespectful about the women making accusations, because I didn't hear that?

i don't think she was mad at him she just has an aggressive tone.

[Amy Jade]

Jenna shags for money so i don't believe a word that comes from her mouth.:nono:

That's pathetic

[lewis111]

can steviechloejasmine please stop talking to themselves

[Braden]

Yeah, he brought up the Bill Cosby allegations and Janice (for some reason) got pissed off at him because she's one of the women who's accused him of assaulting them. Still not sure why she was angry at him, though. Did he say something disrespectful about the women making accusations, because I didn't hear that?

If what you saw was being pissed off/angry then I'm flabbergasted.

[Ant.]

what the hell is Stevi's leopard shoes

[Ross.]

Mess are they still trying to pretend they're a real couple

[Calderyon]

God, these two need to leave ASAP.

[bots]

Jenna shags for money so i don't believe a word that comes from her mouth.:nono:

jenna has sex with her husband. Thats it.

[Natalie.]

:Sometimes when Stevie and Chloe chat alone,it seems rehearsed :laugh:

[Lostie!]

If what you saw was being pissed off/angry then I'm flabbergasted.

Be flabbergasted as much as you like then. :)

[Ant.]

Someone save Vanessa

[Amy Jade]

Austin flirting with James

[RichardG]

Omg this pair are so fake :joker: it's like their entire stay in the house in centred on trying to convince the public they're a genuine couple

[Will.]

Vanessa is on the floor

[Gusto Brunt]

James and Austin are fookn' hilarious.:joker::joker:

[Ashley.]

Channel 4 vibes

[Ross.]

Omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

I really like Chloe and I like Stevi too but I think they'd have done better as individuals, it's gonna be boring if their whole stay in the house is centered around their relationship.

[Ant.]

Have the ambulance on speed dial because Vanessa's gonna need it

[Johnnyuk123]

jenna has sex with her husband. Thats it.

I can't post those video clips in here cos i will get banned but they are out there online for anyone to see and it ain't her husband.

[bots]

loool poor Chris :D

[Calderyon]

Vanessa is nearing on "satisfaction".

[Jay28jay2]

i see his balls..

[Ant.]

Natasha <3 ew Austin stop trying to do a scouse accent

[Lostie!]

:omgno:

[armand.kay]

mess at the harrowing sack

[Jay28jay2]

the nude threads will be extatic

[MB.]

Austin to get Aaron'd?

[bots]

I can't post those video clips in here cos i will get banned but they are out there online for anyone to see and it ain't her husband.

it is ... but anyway, couldn't care less

[Ant.]

i see his balls..

I wonder what his husband is thinking

[Johnnyuk123]

i see his balls..

That's piles.:joker:

[Saph]

austins gagging for cock

me?

[Ross.]

Screaming omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Braden]

Be flabbergasted as much as you like then. :)

Wow, people get so touchy when BB is on :joker:

[Lostie!]

Why does Austin always do a (terrible) English accent when saying "****ing hell" etc? :facepalm:

[bots]

**** sake loool

[armand.kay]

austins balls slipping out

saph?

[Calderyon]

Thank you Natasha.

[Lostie!]

Wow, people get so touchy when BB is on :joker:

I'm not being touchy at all. You said you were "flabbergasted" by my opinion, I merely said go ahead. :joker:

[Ashley.]

I love Austin & James' friendship!

I hate people who assume Austin just wants his cock though, come on it's getting boring now.

[Natalie.]

lmao Austin :omgno:

[Saph]

austins balls slipping out

saph?

nn

[MB.]

Did they even remember to plug BOTS or

[Ross.]

Wow, people get so touchy when BB is on :joker:

I wouldn't worry, that's just Lostie's normal mood



:fan:

[Ant.]

I love Austin & James' friendship!

I hate people who assume Austin just wants his cock though, come on it's getting boring now.

Throwing shade at Vanessa?

[Lostie!]

Austin being out first would make me so happy. Shame it's unlikely.

[Braden]

I'm not being touchy at all. You said you were "flabbergasted" by my opinion, I merely said go ahead. :joker:

Well that's a mature way of explaining yourself.

Nice to know people are capable of conversation around here. Literally why I can't be arsed posting around here.

[Lostie!]

I wouldn't worry, that's just Lostie's normal mood



:fan:

**** off. :hee:

[Johnnyuk123]

The loose woman is now the invisible woman.:joker:

[Shaun]

first thing I see after launch night is balls

(has the series been any good or is that an appropriate first impression)

[Lostie!]

Well that's a mature way of explaining yourself.

Nice to know people are capable of conversation around here. Literally why I can't be arsed posting around here.

What on earth are you even harping on about? :conf:

I've nothing to "explain myself" for, I shared my opinion and you said you were "flabbergasted" by it (hardly "mature" yourself there, to be quite honest). What else is there to say?

God, some people really do make mountains out of molehills, and yet I'm the tetchy one. :joker: