Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother UK vs USA Discussion Mon. 31st Aug

[arista]

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Take it easy Lady, this is not MTV


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Yes Luv its hard in there , but what about
your Fella he is 10 years older than you!


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Yes James on the left
you are good enough for our Vanessa


9PM tonight

[arista]

On Ch5 & Ch5HD in one hour

And for any watching MTV
Ch5+1 10PM

[Ashley.]

Perched

[Vanessa]

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[Ashley.]

I love how we actually have storylines this series.

[Xtopher]

Ready for this years

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[Ashley.]

live stream on the website is so not reliable

[Crimson Dynamo]

here for the ho-mance

[Crimson Dynamo]

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that has DP written all over it for you Ness

[zakman440]

:wavey:

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Vanessa]

that has DP written all over it for you Ness

:hehe::fan::joker:

[Vanessa]

OMFG this looks amazing! :amazed:

[Jordan.]

looks messy

[Lostie!]

Okay, this looks good. :flutter:

[Vanessa]

Everyone is arguing! :joker:

[Pete.]

nnn Cool for the Summer promo

[Ross.]

Hold on while the whole forum goes into cardiac arrest as Cool For The Summer gets promo

[Lostie!]

But tbh Snoop will get annoying if he tries to mediate in every single argument. I know he means well, but...

[Vanessa]

JUSTIN are so cute! :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Jenna has a sexy ass. :smug:

[bots]

provoking my ass

[Lostie!]

Oh Austin, piss off.

[Vanessa]

Austin talking about his man James in the diary room. :love:

[feelingmyoats]

austins facial hair urks me

[Xtopher]

austins facial hair urks me

idk why but me too.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The bitches jealous the boys don't dig them

[Ross.]

messy Farrah :joker:

[Vanessa]

What is Farrah trying to say? That James is bisexual? :suspect:

[Gusto Brunt]

Vanessa is right.

[armand.kay]

jenna's butt nn

[Vanessa]

The bitches jealous the boys don't dig them

This so much! :clap1:

[Gusto Brunt]

Farrah is gagging for James

[Crimson Dynamo]

Farrah is vile

[T*]

Farrah is a dumb ******

[Jordan.]

Janice shutting ha down :love:

[Lostie!]

Lmao, so Janice was defending Farrah at the start and even they're arguing later. :joker:

[feelingmyoats]

yasssss farrah slay!

[Crimson Dynamo]

jenna's butt nn

I have had to buy a bigger tv

[Xtopher]

God, I'm excited.

[Vanessa]

Farrah is gagging for James

She's raging that he prefers to spend time with Austin :hehe:

[Gusto Brunt]

Farrah is so jealous of Austin. :p

[bots]

all the american women seem to be walking nightmares

[Crimson Dynamo]

Farrah is so jealous of Austin. :p
It's so obvious

[Calderyon]

Farrah has serious problems, good lord.

[Lostie!]

Here for fight night resulting in both Austin and Farrah getting removed. :hee:

[smudgie]

Well...not much between Farrah and Janice, both loud mouthed self deluded attention seeking twits...makes for a good couple of weeks for us :laugh::laugh:

[Vanessa]

Farrah starts and James walks away. Good man. :clap1:

[Gusto Brunt]

It's so obvious

Until Vanessa mentioned it, I hadn't noticed.

[feelingmyoats]

I think americans find it harder to be in bb because they dont have access to all the prescribed drugs they have in their bathroom closet. whops

[Gusto Brunt]

I think americans find it harder to be in bb because they dont have access to all the prescribed drugs they have in their bathroom closet. whops

:joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Honestly will this Health Lottery advert **** off

[Vanessa]

Until Vanessa mentioned it, I hadn't noticed.

She's always trying to get his attention.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Honestly will this Health Lottery advert **** off

:clap1:

[bots]

warning warning warning

[Ant.]

uhoh @this warning

[Gusto Brunt]

She's always trying to get his attention.

I noticed the jealousy on her face

[Ross.]

"As the battle of the nations continues..." could actually be worse than "AS TIME TICKS BYYYYY...."

[Vanessa]

I noticed the jealousy on her face

She won't get anywhere by being nasty to him. :laugh:

[feelingmyoats]

BUT WAIT! wasnt janice joking about it with them this morning

[Jordan.]

Slide and slime

[Gusto Brunt]

She won't get anywhere by being nasty to him. :laugh:

:joker::joker:

She won't admit her attraction to him.

[Lostie!]

So Janice has switched sides from this morning. :joker:

[T*]

GO GET HA JAnICE

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tea spillage alert

[lewis111]

Here for fight night resulting in both Austin and Farrah getting removed. :hee:

but Janice spat at Austin (according to Jenna in the intro)

[Ross.]

:clap1:

I only speak the truth LT

[smudgie]

Is it me or are they all a bit more interfering this series?

[armand.kay]

nawt the water park slip and slide sexuality.

[Vanessa]

Of course he doesn't like you. You're always nasty to him. :nono:

[Jake.]

Farrah's such a twat :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Farrah and Jenna have clocked Austin

[Jordan.]

Jenna letting herself down with this hoe

[Ant.]

Vom at how Farrah was one of my favourites

BUT WAIT! wasnt janice joking about it with them this morning

Yep

[bots]

this is just silly

[Gusto Brunt]

Farrah's such a twat :joker:

She needs to stay. :p

[MB.]

Ambassador of good relations (and stealing other people's food) <3

[Pete.]

Janice makes me scream

[Ant.]

Janice what are you doing? This won't end well

[Amy Jade]

Janice joked about it too haha shes a hypocrite

[Pete.]

She needs to stay. :p
Yes!

[armand.kay]

mess at janice bitching about austin and james at the beginning with farrah and jenna and now telling them off for it.

[Pete.]

Janice joked about it too haha shes a hypocrite
Lmao queen

[Ant.]

"don't interrupt the ambassador"

[bots]

scripted ****

[Vanessa]

Here we go. :D

[feelingmyoats]

Janice needs to perch her backside
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[Ross.]

Screaming at Janice trying to play meditator and then getting into an argument herself :joker::joker::joker:

[YourLAEx]

Jenna and Farrah are nasty bitches

[smudgie]

Ohhh get your head out of your arse Janice.
You do NOT rule the house.

[MB.]

I mean I like this series but every argument feels like a re-hash of CBB15 (this one being Cami vs Perez over him saying she should pretend to be a lesbian)

[Jordan.]

:sleepynatasha:

[Ross.]

"You're not the Queen of Reality, I AM!" :joker::joker:

[Xtopher]

:joker: dudee

[bots]

this is incredibly scripted

[Jake.]

Natasha sleeping through it :joker:

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[armand.kay]

Lmao @ natasha just snoozing.

[Amy Jade]

Austin stooping to making fun of how a person looks, so mature.

[Lostie!]

Omfg, there's chaos and Janice just shouting "AS AMBASSADOR! AS AMBASSADOR!!". :joker::joker::joker:

[Ant.]

"don't get personal" she says, defending Farrah, who brought in James' mother the other night

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh god

The mess

[Vanessa]

Lmao @ natasha just snoozing.

She looks confused. :laugh:

[Ross.]

"God gave him a brain to do it for me!" :joker: Twat

[armand.kay]

SCREAMING @ farrah " god gave him the brain to put it inside me"

[Jordan.]

Austin stooping to making fun of how a person looks, so mature.

She got personal first and she is a fake bitch

[Amy Jade]

Wtf what constant barbs? Janice is a mess wtf

[Crimson Dynamo]

We need VISAGE


NOW

[Ross.]

Omfg, there's chaos and Janice just shouting "AS AMBASSADOR! AS AMBASSADOR!!". :joker::joker::joker:

Honestly this woman will have me in tears this series <3

[Pete.]

Nnn Jan

[lewis111]

(I'm behind) but Farrah is so awful, so may things wrong about her,

[Jake.]

GAIL OMG :joker:

[feelingmyoats]

LOOOOOOOOOL servant gail

[Pete.]

Shut up right now

[MB.]

Gail interrupting Janice to ask what she'd like on her toast <3 This scene <3

[Ant.]

Stop talking right now!

[Ross.]

GAIL :joker:

[bots]

gail pops in ... hellooooo ... what would you like on your toast :joker:

[Pete.]

Not this impromptu house meeting

[armand.kay]

"what would you like on your toast quickly"
"just butter pls"
mess

[Vanessa]

Austin has done nothing wrong. Him and James are just close friends.

[RichardG]

Gail lmao :joker::joker:

[MB.]

Does James' hair know this isn't 1998

[Lostie!]

Janice tonight omg. :joker:

[Jordan.]

Janice is scalping

[armand.kay]

why are they taking the prime minister thing so seriously lol.

[Ross.]

I'm screaming at this omg :joker::joker::joker:

This scene >>>>> BB16

[Lostie!]

Okay, James dying to laugh when explaining that was funny.

[Pete.]

Lol at this being another natural argument <3

[T*]

farrah is such a ****

[armand.kay]

this is such a mess i cant deal.

[Vanessa]

I love James honesty. :clap1:

[bots]

school yard scripted BB play part 2

[Gusto Brunt]

Whose ass and whose *******?:joker::shrug:

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is this prime minister bollocks

[MB.]

The fact that this scene's taken up like a third of the show already <3

[Jordan.]

Wtf

[Pete.]

Trainwreck :joker:

[Jake.]

austin literally is perez when it comes to arguments

[Pete.]

Can BB not

[Ant.]

"where's my security man"

[Amy Jade]

Farrah :laugh2:

At least people know Farrah in America Austin you NOBODY

[Ross.]

What a mess omg :joker::joker::joker:

[feelingmyoats]

someone needs to drag austin and his rubic cube facial hair.

[Gusto Brunt]

austin literally is perez when it comes to arguments

i wood agree

[billy123]

Im so sick of the Americans they have put in the house they are absolute morons.

[armand.kay]

Hate austin.

[Smithy]

Omg @ Tila being completely removed from the wall </3

[Gusto Brunt]

Is Austin wearing high heels??

[Ross.]

I'm still not over Gail's brief appearance asking Janice about what she wants on her toast :joker:

[Pete.]

The James ambush :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I love how Jenna notices the little things :love:

[Ant.]

I'm still not over Gail's brief appearance asking Janice about what she wants on her toast :joker:

Someone gif it please

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh just stick someone's o cock i someone's arse

Puleeze

[Vanessa]

I'm going off Farrah and Jenna.

[MB.]

Omg @ Tila being completely removed from the wall </3

Not Tila being Jace'd

[Pete.]

Is Austin wearing high heels??
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar97289_2.gif

[Jake.]

oh and we've still got the bath argument :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

I think Stevi is a bit fat. :eek:

[Ant.]

I'm going off Farrah and Jenna.

Same, they were my favourites, ugh

[feelingmyoats]

Farrah :laugh2:

At least people know Farrah in America Austin you NOBODY

YASS mama, speak the truth! Austin is dust

[Vanessa]

If jenna becomes farrah little lapdog i will be very disappointed.

[Xtopher]

Oh, Chloe they were not sucking his cock.

[Ross.]

All this coming naturally and not from manufactured twists <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

This better than the whole civilian series just gone

[Amy Jade]

when I saw Stevi at first I thought it was Natasha :omgno:

[YourLAEx]

How people can genuinely like Farrah is beyond me. She isn't even entertaining, she's just fake.

[Ashley.]

Farrah was quite disgusting telling Austin that he'll never have kids because he's gay. That's the lowest of the low.

[Vanessa]

Same, they were my favourites, ugh

James has done nothing wrong and they think he's the instigator? :crazy: Farrah is the one who started the whole argument.

[Shaun]

Only just caught the last 15 minutes

Has it been like this the whole time :umm2: it's such a mess (and I'm not convinced a good one)

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm exhausted

[Lostie!]

Did anybody else catch James almost breaking into laughter when explaining back what he said about moving to Bobby's bed? First time he's made me laugh actually. :laugh:

I just found it hilarious as it was in the midst of a chaotic argument. :laugh:

[bots]

James has done nothing wrong and they think he's the instigator? :crazy: Farrah is the one who started the whole argument.

it was all james fault clearly :shrug:

[armand.kay]

I'm still not over Gail's brief appearance asking Janice about what she wants on her toast :joker:

i know :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Farrah was quite disgusting telling Austin that he'll never have kids because he's gay. That's the lowest of the low.

What? she said he's pressed he'll hever give birth because he doesn't have a vagina AFTER he tried dragging her for having a baby at 16. Nothing was said about it because because he's gay :laugh:

[Ant.]

James has done nothing wrong and they think he's the instigator? :crazy: Farrah is the one who started the whole argument.

Farrah has been the one who starts most of the arguments, she denied saying the "slip and slide" comment today ffs. I love James even more after tonight and Jenna has fallen down in my expectations

[Shaun]

also Gail offering Janice some toast is my moment of the series so far <3

#supportingthetokenquietweirdwoman

[Ross.]

I'm exhausted

Stay strong there's another 30 minutes to go

[armand.kay]

How people can genuinely like Farrah is beyond me. She isn't even entertaining, she's just fake.

she's funny af.

[Vanessa]

Farrah has been the one who starts most of the arguments, she denied saying the "slip and slide" comment today ffs. I love James even more after tonight and Jenna has fallen down in my expectations

:clap1:

[arista]

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[armand.kay]

Austin hasn't behaved like a married man... but thats non of my business.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Stay strong there's another 30 minutes to go
Iv taken some red bull snuff so am now ready

[Amy Jade]

Jenna looking out for him

[feelingmyoats]

victims support for james

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone! :wavey:

[MB.]

also Gail offering Janice some toast is my moment of the series so far <3

#supportingthetokenquietweirdwoman

Up there with "oh my god, you love celery! :)" as a chirpy-comment-interrupting-a-banal-argument this series

[Ant.]

I wonder how they would have acted with the Joel and Aaron situation? When everyone laughed and encouraged Aaron's behaviour and Sarah victim-shamed Joel

[Vanessa]

Evening everyone! :wavey:

:douf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Evening everyone! :wavey:

Johnny u have missed the dramz

[Johnnyuk123]

Tatts and fake boobs, Not feeling it. Litterally. :nono::joker:

[Jake.]

Only just caught the last 15 minutes

Has it been like this the whole time :umm2: it's such a mess (and I'm not convinced a good one)

true but it's more CBB14-ish in terms of drama

[jennyfromtheblock8]

All those porn stars in the house and James is in bed with a nude gay guy.

[Amy Jade]

Farrah being generous and allowing Austin to apologize for his disgusting behaviour :clap1:

[Jake.]

also Gail offering Janice some toast is my moment of the series so far <3

#supportingthetokenquietweirdwoman

also true

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tell her austin

[feelingmyoats]

Farrah is being very christian by hearing him out

[Ant.]

Farrah being generous and allowing Austin to apologize for his disgusting behaviour :clap1:

Are you serious?? He was disgusting?

Don't try and excuse Farrah's vile behaviour tonight and the past few nights because she's funny, either.

[armand.kay]

Farrah being generous and allowing Austin to apologize for his disgusting behaviour :clap1:

what a nice gal she is :clap1:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Funny things around the theme of toast happen in the house. Look at jack and his toast thing.

[Lostie!]

Let's be honest, Farrah and Jenna wouldn't be making these comments about James and Austin if Austin wasn't gay. I find it really unsavoury that, as soon as a straight guy and a gay guy get really close, the "Ooh they want to ****" comments start to come out.

[armand.kay]

welp @ stevie

[Crimson Dynamo]

What the a f

Stevie

[Johnnyuk123]

Nice gals like Farrah do not get knocked up at 16 years of age. :nono:

[Gusto Brunt]

Stevi is fat.

[feelingmyoats]

That was unsavoury

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I saw boobs

[Withano]

Did Farrah just call Austins sexuality his personal choice or

[armand.kay]

Bye at calling screaming at each other in the living room hours ago and now perched in a bath together.

[Amy Jade]

Farrah and Jenna only have their feet in ffs get a grip

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Natasha causing **** again

[Crimson Dynamo]

Did Farrah just call Austins sexuality his personal choise or

Please no

[Ross.]

Sherrie :clap1:

[Pete.]

Mess at it being dark already

[smudgie]

Such a shame that porn stars have a jaded outlook on a good friendship between fellas.:shrug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Farrah and Jenna only have their feet in ffs get a grip

But their feet are behind their ears.:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe is insecure as ****

[Crimson Dynamo]

It looks like a scat porno

[MB.]

I don't think Farrah blacking up is very appropriate in this situation

[Pete.]

Chloe is amazing

[armand.kay]

lol at farrah having a mask over her make up.

[YourLAEx]

Eww Stevi's bum is more vile than Farrah's personality

[Ross.]

Stevi :omgno:

[Braden]

Chris literally being invisible this ep :joker:

[Pete.]

I don't think Farrah blacking up is very appropriate in this situation
Will the controversy ever end

[Amy Jade]

Janice doing her tash and beard omfg

[Jake.]

Chloe <3

[Pete.]

Chris literally being invisible this ep :joker:
Who?

[Ninastar]

just nearly vomited on my pizza at stevi's ass

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't think Farrah blacking up is very appropriate in this situation

It's her personal choice to be black

[armand.kay]

bye at natasha trying to stir.

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevi has been helping himself to all the treats in the green rooms hasn't he. :hehe:

[T*]

janice is lit me in the background tweezing

[bots]

Stevi ... you did a bad bad thing

[Ross.]

Honestly this series is a mess I love it :joker:

[Jake.]

Jan's tweezers clicking in the background :joker:

[Jordan.]

Messy Janice changing her alliances again

[Shaun]

I am not here for the Facebook nans getting behind Austin/James for the whole series

[Ant.]

Trouble in paradise?

[Pete.]

I'm prepared to hate Austin next tbh

[Lostie!]

Lmao Chloe.

"I'm sure other girls would be bothered ... but not me. But Natasha did say something about it ... but it didn't bother me". :joker:

[T*]

just nearly vomited on my pizza at stevi's ass

celluliter alligator

[Pete.]

I am not here for the Facebook nans getting behind Austin/James for the whole series
Bye

[Amy Jade]

Austin going for Janice after she stuck up for him earlier. This bitch aint loyal

[smudgie]

Eww Stevi's bum is more vile than Farrah's personality

Is that even possible?:joker:

[feelingmyoats]

Austin is become a common denominator of all these arguments... loathe him but he must stay

[Vanessa]

Get a grip Chloe. :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

I'm prepared to hate Austin next tbh

embrace it babe

[Lostie!]

Messy Janice changing her alliances again

I love it when BB drama isn't restricted to two sides, like when two people are on the same side of an argument one moment and then at each other's throats the next. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chris dominating