Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother UK vs USA Discussion Weds 3rd Sept

[arista]

9PM tonight

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Shut Your Gob

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Chloe you grass

[waterhog]

hi arista - nice pics but with out sound I am flawless I mean clueless.

[Vanessa]

http://i2.cdnds.net/15/35/618x347/james-2.jpg :flutter:

[erinp5]

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[arista]

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[arista]

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[AProducer'sWetDream]

Oops

[Ross.]

Not indiscreet discussions about the Royal Family

[LemonJam]

"indiscreet discussions about the royal family" oh god :joker:

[Vanessa]

:dance::wavey:

[feelingmyoats]

ok big brother
LETS GET
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[Lostie!]

"and indiscreet discussions about the Royal Family..."

:unsure:

[BBJordan]

Have they changed the diary room chair??

[Vanessa]

That alarm! LOL :joker:

[Pete.]

Jenna's a mess!

[Amy Jade]

Janice is going to lose this task :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Janice is making me scream

[Vanessa]

Cruella De Ville :laugh:

[Ross.]

living for Sherrie as the Queen <3

[BBJordan]

this feels like a channel 4 task omg

[Amy Jade]

Lady isn't something I would describe Natasha as

[Natalie.]

The warning about the royal family :laugh:

[Pete.]

this feels like a channel 4 task omg
I know omg

[Vanessa]

I'm loving this :joker:

[feelingmyoats]

Lady isn't something I would describe Natasha as

I said the EXACT same thing *in my head*

[LemonJam]

Sherrie and Bobby in this :joker:

[Vanessa]

Janice :joker:

[Daniel.]

Is this Farrah?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar97289_2.gif..

[Amy Jade]

wtf is that poached egg

[Pete.]

I've decided Austin is more attractive than James

[BBJordan]

I know omg

it really does feel like a channel 4 task :dance:

[Lostie!]

Jenna really reminds me of Nicola McLean from certain angles.

[Vanessa]

I give a lot of good head. :laugh2:

[Pete.]

Is this Farrah?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar97289_2.gif
It's Goddess Gia Gunn!

[Ross.]

"I give a lot of good head" omg :joker:

[Daniel.]

Jenna is a **** me caring if she leaves

[Vanessa]

"I give a lot of good head" omg :joker:

She's hilarious! :laugh3:

[Xtopher]

"I give a lot of good head" I love her.

[Johnnyuk123]

Janice. :joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Jenna v Janice :love:

[BBJordan]

'you are a head of everything aren't you'
'nope but I give very good head'
'--I didn't hear that'

SCREAMING Ahha Janice

[Vanessa]

Jenna is a **** me caring if she leaves

She's even worse than Farrah :nono:

[feelingmyoats]

Is this Farrah?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar97289_2.gif..

no, its Gia Gunn! she doesnt jump the gun, she is the boom boom gun

[Pete.]

Ew the Americans are being horrid to Janice now

[Daniel.]

no, its Gia Gunn! she doesnt jump the gun, she is the boom boom gun

Slay it

https://media.giphy.com/media/QANpTP1YKROQE/giphy.gif

[Pete.]

no, its Gia Gunn! she doesnt jump the gun, she is the boom boom gun
Yaas

[Vanessa]

Janice has all the best one liners :joker:

[RichardG]

She's even worse than Farrah :nono:

The pair of them are both awful :yuk:

[hijaxers]

Jenna really reminds me of Nicola McLean from certain angles.

Yeah yer totally right there especially from the side

[Pete.]

Emma is like in every ad

[hijaxers]

Emma is like in every ad

Yeah she's raking it in and why not

[Amy Jade]

He stole off Diana

[Daniel.]

James :love: :love: :love:

[Pete.]

Yeah she's raking it in and why not
Queen

[feelingmyoats]

Look at him spilling all that royal earl grey tea over the garden floor. tut tut

[Gillian-73]

Hmmmm Paul

[Vanessa]

Austin :laugh:

[LemonJam]

Sherrie is such a queen :love:

[Lostie!]

I love how Sherrie's Queen voice is basically a drunk woman. :laugh:

[Pete.]

and they blast Janice for slacking off?

[Daniel.]

James is so lovely how can people dislike him? :newyorkcrying:

[billy123]

He stole off DianaOh do tell us more (you are wrong btw)

[Vanessa]

James :lovedup:

[Pete.]

James is so lovely how can people dislike him? :newyorkcrying:
Hasn't this been debated to death :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Good looking guy? WTF? :joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

I love how Sherrie's Queen voice is basically a drunk woman. :laugh:

Queen :clap1:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

You're a good looking guy :hehe:

[Lostie!]

Are you serving that to someone?
...Nope.

[Daniel.]

Jenna is so gross, trash

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Poor Janice

[LemonJam]

Pauls given up on mediating arguments already :joker:

[Vanessa]

Jenna is awful. :nono:

[Ross.]

erm

[Lostie!]

This is all reminding me of the Gary Busey situation.

[Pete.]

Jenna is so gross, trash
Agreed, vile trash

[Amy Jade]

Janice thinks she can speak to people like crap but she must be spoken to nicely :laugh:

[feelingmyoats]

*open it* part 2, i hope not

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Feel queasy

[Pete.]

This is all reminding me of the Gary Busey situation.
Yeah

[billy123]

Janice is such an ignorant dumbass.

[Pete.]

BYE at this

[Crimson Dynamo]

What was she doing with Dodi paul

Oh

She was cheating

Oh and why did you rob from her you scumbag?

[Daniel.]

Janice is so above everyone in that house (except James)

[Lostie!]

"I wanna feel you". D:

"Open it" hew?

[Natalie.]

What did he say to Chloe?

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe will get a specsavers advert out of this.

[Jason.]

As a fan of Janice, she did speak to Jenna in a rude way first. I think she was the bad guy there.

[Dollface]

This is all reminding me of the Gary Busey situation.

totally agree, i said that yesterday to my mum and she agreed

[Lostie!]

What did he say to Chloe?

"I wanna feel you". :joker:

[Pete.]

Janice, her isolation </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Janice is revolting

[feelingmyoats]

Chloe will get a specsavers advert out of this.

you just went there, loooool im living for it

[Pete.]

Chloe will get a specsavers advert out of this.
:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Team Jenna tbh.

[Vanessa]

Jenna and Daniel are always picking on Janice. :nono:

[Daniel.]

"****ing freak" is so playground to use on someone a bit different.

[Lostie!]

"And she's not an effing bitch". Omg Paul. :joker:

[Jason.]

Why is Bond there?

[Natalie.]

"I wanna feel you". :joker:

I thought it was either that or film you :omgno:

[Pete.]

"Alpha female"
"Like me"

Bye

[Lostie!]

I thought it was either that or film you :omgno:

omg :joker:

[Vanessa]

Here for OPEN IT! part two! :dance:

[Pete.]

Not here for James chatting trash

[Crimson Dynamo]

You must be starving?

She has been stuffing her haggard chops all ****ing episode

[Daniel.]

James don't let Janice overtake you as my favourite boy!

[Amy Jade]

Why is Bond there?

She used to be the BBC Royal corispondant

[Jason.]

Not here for James chatting trash

You're not here for James in general, lbf :laugh:

[Vanessa]

James don't let Janice overtake you as my favourite boy!

D:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here for the Aldi promo

[Jason.]

Why is BB recycling IAC runner-ups?

Janice, Paul, and Jennie.

And you had Kim Woodburn rumored as well

Surely not a coincidence.

[Pete.]

You're not here for James in general, lbf :laugh:
Accurate

[erinp5]

Why is Bond there?

Royal interview
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-7-watch-sabotaged-royal-interview

Newsflash Royal scandal
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-8-task-exclusive-royal-scandal-revealed

[Pete.]

Why is BB recycling IAC runner-ups?

Janice, Paul, and Jennie.

And you had Kim Woodburn rumored as well

Surely not a coinicdence.
Let's be honest they all do the shows in a cycle, it'll be Strictly next

[Daniel.]

James still slays me to t'core

[Jason.]

Let's be honest they all do the shows in a cycle, it'll be Strictly next

true.

But all in the same series?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Washed has been?

Bullseye

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Salvation Army

[Pete.]

Jenna clocking Natasha serving Amy?

[Vanessa]

Jenna going to the Tower to peel potatoes :laugh::hehe:

[Pete.]

true.

But all in the same series?
:think:

I think Daniel and Janice were in the same series of American IAC :worry:

[Vanessa]

James still slays me to t'core

:love:

[Vanessa]

Shut up Daniel :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ammonia?

[Pete.]

Oh this was harrowing on BOTS last night

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Cause you did Janice

[T*]

**** off daniel

[Lostie!]

Get that promo from Jenna, Pete.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

She told him lol

[Vanessa]

Janice! I love her! :laugh:

[Ross.]

Honestly it's like Daniel has a problem with anything Janice does or at least it's coming across like that anyway

[Crimson Dynamo]

Welp

Fatal blow to Daniel ego

[Vanessa]

She told him lol

She put him in his place :clap2:

[Jason.]

Honestly it's like Daniel has a problem with anything Janice does or at least it's coming across like that anyway

Perched for him getting an earlier boot than his brother

[Pete.]

Welp

Fatal blow to Daniel ego
Iconic

[Lostie!]

Omg, I never knew about that door.

[billy123]

Honestly it's like Daniel has a problem with anything Janice does or at least it's coming across like that anywayProbably because everything she says and does is idiotic and selfish.

[Vanessa]

Honestly it's like Daniel has a problem with anything Janice does or at least it's coming across like that anyway

yes. I really hope he goes tomorrow :rant:

[Amy Jade]

She is a has been pop star

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Daniels movies are straight to YouTube

[Jason.]

She's more famous than Farrah.

[feelingmyoats]

Natasha is a prime example of dressing mutton as lamb. Its funny

[feelingmyoats]

She's more famous than Farrah.

no she is not

[Amy Jade]

She's more famous than Farrah.

at least Farrah is current and still on TV without BB

[Vanessa]

Oh dear :laugh:

[Lostie!]

No, Natasha. </3

[Jason.]

at least Farrah is current and still on TV without BB

So is Natasha.

[Pete.]

Goodbye at James

[feelingmyoats]

They KNOW someone is listening, this is tooo positive

[smudgie]

I don't see how Janice reckons Natasha is two faced, she did tell the truth, and she did say she likes Janice.

[Amy Jade]

So is Natasha.

Where?

[Pete.]

I don't see how Janice reckons Natasha is two faced, she did tell the truth, and she did say she likes Janice.
Natasha never voices her opinions to Janice though

[Daniel.]

Let's see James and Natasha demonised for daring to have a bitch

[Johnnyuk123]

David from Emmerdale not doing himself any favours. :hehe:

[LemonJam]

keep digging James :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Janice ready to clock

[smudgie]

Natasha never voices her opinions to Janice though

She gets on ok with Janice, she voiced her opinions as it was in answer to a question.
She told no lies to be fair.

[Johnnyuk123]

Get em Janice!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Daniel.]

James didn't lie about his statements though, Stevi and Chloe are pathetic, and Janice is lazy and selfish :shrug:

[Daniel.]

James didn't lie about his statements though, Stevi and Chloe are pathetic, and Janice is lazy and selfish :shrug:.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Butt hurt? Jenna you're the only one who takes butt pain for money as you have no other talent

[Pete.]

Natasha is a new target?

[Natalie.]

Is Paul a housemate then?

[Pete.]

Is Paul a housemate then?
I don't think so

[Jason.]

Where?

The Big Reunion? Panto?

[Vanessa]

No one likes Janice in there anyway.

[Calderyon]

James was spot on about Chloe and Stevie. :clap:

[feelingmyoats]

"im a little black boy"

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Racist!!pull him up bb

[jackc1806]

'I'm a little black boy' :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Pauls jiggling moobs. :joker::joker::joker:

[billy123]

LMFAO "Im a black boy now"

[Jason.]

Let's see James and Natasha demonised for daring to have a bitch

Didn't you just slate Jenna for daring to say a negative thing about Janice? :shrug:

[Vanessa]

James was spot on about Chloe and Stevie. :clap:

Yes and all the housemates think Janice is lazy anyway.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ken would never have put on that gel

[Lostie!]

omfg :joker:

[Amy Jade]

At least Jenna is giving Farrah both sides

[Vanessa]

Jenna **** stirring

[Crimson Dynamo]

At least Jenna is giving Farrah both sides

That's what she said

[Daniel.]

I dislike Jenna because she called someone a ****ing freak and has been taking any excuse to row Janice person and insult her.

[LemonJam]

please keep Paul in there. The idea of Paul Burrell/Fatman Scoop friendship can't be passed up on.

[Amy Jade]

The Big Reunion? Panto?

:facepalm:

[Vanessa]

I dislike Jenna because she called someone a ****ing freak and has been taking any excuse to row Janice person and insult her.

:clap1:

[Ashley.]

James exposed :laugh:

[Calderyon]

But tbf, Janice isn´t doing herself any favors.

She has been very annoying and I understand completely why they dislike her so much. I would, if i was there.

[Vanessa]

James exposed :laugh:

He hasn't said anything bad. They all hate Janice and everyone knows him and Farrah don't get on. :shrug:

[Ross.]

I still have "BOBBY DAVRO IN THE RED SPEEDO" stuck in my head. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Paul and scoop in da hood

Homies

[Vanessa]

But tbf, Janice isn´t doing herself any favors. I understand completely why they dislike her so much. I would, if i was there.

They all dislike her in there, to be fair. Daniel and Jenna even seem to hate her.

[Jason.]

They all dislike her in there, to be fair. Daniel and Jenna even seem to hate her.

Then how come you slate Jenna but use "they all hate her" as an excuse to justify James' bitching.

[Brother Leon]

But tbf, Janice isn´t doing herself any favors.

She has been very annoying and I understand completely why they dislike her so much. I would, if i was there.

This.

[Ross.]

Yasss this sounds fun :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I've just realised they're ripping off Downton Abbey with a gay footman. I hope we're all contacting Ofcom.

[Vanessa]

I'll gladly change your pants. :hehe:

[Ross.]

Someone call an ambulance for Vanessa

[Daniel.]

James' ass :love:

[Jason.]

This is similar to that secret mission from CBB3

[Vanessa]

Austin sneaking a peek! :joker:

[Ross.]

Sherrie :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Austin looking at Crown jewels

[Ashley.]

James' ass :love:

...You didn't even see it? :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Austin needs to **** off with the accent crap.

[Ant.]

Austin was having a cheeky peek do not lie

[Jason.]

Cackling @ the basic DR chair

[Vanessa]

Yes, Austin, you were pretending to look at James ass. :fan:

[Jamesy]

"I have to pretend I'm turned on by him"

Lies spotted

[feelingmyoats]

is this the first time theyve changed the chair midseason

[Amy Jade]

Austin fawning over Sherrie is like when you go to Turkey and the old women are with the young local money grabbers getting them pissed so they can get a visa

[Pete.]

Austin gonna get a divorce

[Crimson Dynamo]

All an act?

I would believe Vanessa more

[Vanessa]

"I have to pretend I'm turned on by him"

Lies spotted

:hehe:

[Ant.]

'pretend' im sure

[Amy Jade]

James fancies Farrah as I said from the start

[Jason.]

Austin fawning over Sherrie is like when you go to Turkey and the old women are with the young local money grabbers getting them pissed so they can get a visa

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Ugh, I'm sick of these "She's just been hurt so much and had a hard life" excuses for nasty women. Some people are just knobheads.

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes, Austin, you were pretending to look at James ass. :fan:

You were zooming in on it wern't you Vanessa? :joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Scoop :worship:

[Daniel.]

Farrah and James need to not talk

[Vanessa]

You were zooming in on it wern't you Vanessa? :joker::joker::joker:

:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Welp

Farrah James romance

[Jason.]

Ugh, I'm sick of these "She's just been hurt so much and had a hard life" excuses for nasty women. Some people are just knobheads.

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Farrah and James need to not talk..

[Daniel.]

Farrah and James need to not talk...

[crazycolaist]

2 dumb peas in a pod lolol

[Johnnyuk123]

:hehe:

Guilty as charged! :joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

Farrah and James need to not talk..

Farrah and James need to not talk...

Farrah and James need to not talk

I didn't catch that, can you repeat it?

[Natalie.]

What's up Sherrie's nose?

[feelingmyoats]

was that a tampon in the queens nose?

[Ashley.]

Lmao @ hairspray on her bum

[Vanessa]

I'd probably break his dick. :laugh3:

[crazycolaist]

Ew girl that ass needs a MOT

[smudgie]

All I could think of during that conversation n the garden was how I would love that pair of Lutyens garden benches.

[Crimson Dynamo]

She loves the back door james

[Jason.]

Farrah and James need to not talk.

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline2.jpg

[Vanessa]

She loves the back door james

:hehe: so does he!

[Ashley.]

Yes, James, everybody who hates you, fancies you.

[Ant.]

was it necessary to zoom into jennas ass

[Lostie!]

I'm not here for a James / Farrah truce.

I'm even less here for a James / Farrah no-mance.

[Johnnyuk123]

Is Jenna wearing a fake arse thing you get from a drunken night out in Blackpool?

[Jason.]

I'd probably break his dick. :laugh3:

:umm2:

[Daniel.]

Anyone with taste fancies you James

[Daniel.]

Anyone with taste fancies you James.

[Amy Jade]

Yes, James, everybody who hates you, fancies you.

welp at his over inflated ego

[Ashley.]

I'd probably break his dick. :laugh3:

That can easily be avoided. Just don't sit down too fast.

[Vanessa]

Anyone with taste fancies you James

She was thinking about it. :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

was it necessary to zoom into jennas ass

ZOOM in?

[Amy Jade]

Anyone with taste fancies you James

or just those with low standards...

[Vanessa]

That can easily be avoided. Just don't sit down too fast.

:hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevi will next appear on extreme makeover. It will be a two parter to get in all the surgery needed to bring him up to normality.

[Daniel.]

or just those with low standards...

My standards are very high

Anyway if I looked like him I would legit be in love with myself

[Pete.]

I'd probably break his dick. :laugh3:
Welp