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Benjamin
04-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Oh my God, :bawling:
Denver
04-09-2015, 10:38 PM
Did it taste nice?
Livia
04-09-2015, 10:38 PM
Not a vegetarian, are you? Bit of extra protein...
rubymoo
04-09-2015, 10:38 PM
:laugh: How did you do that?
Tom4784
04-09-2015, 10:39 PM
Mess.
Calderyon
04-09-2015, 10:39 PM
Murderer.
armand.kay
04-09-2015, 10:39 PM
You monster.
Headie
04-09-2015, 10:40 PM
Good.
LemonJam
04-09-2015, 10:41 PM
I swallowed a butterfly once so I feel your pain Ben. I'm here for you.
Niamh.
04-09-2015, 10:41 PM
One less moth in the world, good job :hee:
Shaun
04-09-2015, 10:42 PM
you've swallowed worse x
Benjamin
04-09-2015, 10:53 PM
:laugh: How did you do that?
I had my mouth open to take a drag of my cigarette and I was watching it fly around and then it just flew straight in. It took me by susprise and I just swallowed it. :(
armand.kay
04-09-2015, 10:54 PM
vile man
Moosething
04-09-2015, 10:55 PM
Wow
armand.kay
04-09-2015, 10:56 PM
BE SICK! :fist:
thats not the answer to everything cal..
thats not the answer to everything cal..
http://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif
smudgie
04-09-2015, 10:58 PM
Ah, that poor moth flew into your mouth to lay her baby eggs, so now they are in your tummy.
Therefore you are officially pregnant Benjamin.
:dazzler: Congratulations 🎉🍼
Benjamin
04-09-2015, 10:59 PM
BE SICK! :fist:
It's a bit late now. :laugh:
The red wine has helped ease this pain.
Benjamin
04-09-2015, 10:59 PM
Ah, that poor moth flew into your mouth to lay her baby eggs, so now they are in your tummy.
Therefore you are officially pregnant Benjamin.
:dazzler: Congratulations
Oh my god I hate you :(
That stuff freaks me out. I've seen bot fly stories and that is me done with bugs.
smudgie
04-09-2015, 11:20 PM
Oh my god I hate you :(
That stuff freaks me out. I've seen bot fly stories and that is me done with bugs.
My mother had a bot fly..well I thinkthat's what is was, laid eggs in her arm and she had like a maggot think crawling about in it. :yuk:
Benjamin
04-09-2015, 11:22 PM
My mother had a bot fly..well I thinkthat's what is was, laid eggs in her arm and she had like a maggot think crawling about in it. :yuk:
Smudgie, NOOOOO! :bawling:
My mother had a bot fly..well I thinkthat's what is was, laid eggs in her arm and she had like a maggot think crawling about in it. :yuk:
:shocked:
smudgie
04-09-2015, 11:32 PM
Smudgie, NOOOOO! :bawling:
Yes, the joy of living in Africa.
They lay eggs on the washing on the line and if you don't iron the clothes and kill them then they get inside your skin.
Jake.
04-09-2015, 11:33 PM
something as dusty as you?
Calderyon
04-09-2015, 11:51 PM
Was it a night moth?
(Those things that have those white powdered wings)
Lostie!
05-09-2015, 12:29 AM
Poor moth :sad:
...a mothquito..?..first you develop a lisp, then you're unable to finish words and sentences..then it's a slow and painful death but we'll mourn you and celebrate you...:sad:..
Mokka
05-09-2015, 07:58 AM
I know an old man
Who swallowed a moth...
Etc
Etc
Etc
Perhaps he'll die :omgno:
rubymoo
05-09-2015, 08:00 AM
I had my mouth open to take a drag of my cigarette and I was watching it fly around and then it just flew straight in. It took me by susprise and I just swallowed it. :(
Another reason smoking is bad for you.......inhalation of moths:hehe::laugh:
Don't worry it'll be digested now and out by the end of the day:hee:
kirklancaster
05-09-2015, 08:01 AM
I know a Tibb member who swallowed a Moth
There's no need to Scoff - He swallowed a Moth.
I like him so I hope it doesn't finish him off.
Furry Legs and wings can harm the stomach walls,
But they're nothing when it comes to....
Having a mouthful of Moth Balls.:laugh:
Sorry Ben. Come and play the Word Game it will take your mind off it.
Mokka
05-09-2015, 08:02 AM
I know a Tibb member who swallowed a Moth
There's no need to Scoff - He swallowed a Moth.
I like him so I hope it doesn't finish him off.
Furry Legs and wings can harm the stomach walls,
But they're nothing when it comes to....
Having a mouthful of Moth Balls.:laugh:
Sorry Ben. Come and play the Word Game it will take your mind off it.
:joker: :joker::joker:
Ben literally eating dust
Livia
05-09-2015, 11:43 AM
Hope you made it through the night, Ben x
You can't still feel it moving... can you?
Kazanne
05-09-2015, 11:47 AM
Get Ben in IACGMOOH :hehe:
Ashley.
05-09-2015, 11:51 AM
This is why you shouldn't smoke. :hee:
Livia
05-09-2015, 11:53 AM
This is why you shouldn't smoke. :hee:
Smoking's good for you. It cures bacon.
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