Man problems

[Benjamin]

We always hear about women's problems, they harp on everyday about them :fist:

So here we can share ours.

(women we love you really)


So I'll begin;

When you touch your facial hair and that one hair makes your face screw up with eye watering pain.

[Benjamin]

Oh I posted this in celebrity news LOL

Can a mod move this to general chat please?

[Livia]

Is posting in the wrong section a man problem Ben?

[arista]

Oh I posted this in celebrity news LOL

Can a mod move this to general chat please?


No Chat & Games
for this Tosh

[arista]

Is posting in the wrong section a man problem Ben?


no its a Complex Ben Problem

[Niamh.]

Ben thinking he's a celebrity :idc:

[Raph]

When girls expect the guy to pay for the date.
When girls assume you're hitting on them because you're a guy.
When girls assume a guy needs to deal with their emotions, just because they're a guy.

More to come.

[Raph]

Also I love women but sexism can work in opposite ways as well, and as a feminist I like to view all spectrums

[Niamh.]

so basically all your "man" problems involve women raph? :idc:

[Raph]

so basically all your "man" problems involve women raph? :idc:

Haha I was going with a theme there but of course not :laugh:

I've grown a lot since my Hazel shaming days, Niamh :love:

[Niamh.]

Haha I was going with a theme there but of course not :laugh:

I've grown a lot since my Hazel shaming days, Niamh :love:

I hope so :nono:

[Raph]

Ben thinking he's a celebrity :idc:

Man problems :bored: hahaha

[Raph]

Having to be the same gender as Ben ugh

[Ashley.]

Also I love women but sexism can work in opposite ways as well, and as a feminist I like to view all spectrums

Feminism isn't girls fighting for equality, it's girls fighting for priority. :hmph:

I'm proud of being a woman and I think in this day and age, male and females are pretty much equal.

[Ramsay]

Girls give off about the time of month but you just try getting a kick in the balls and having man flu at the same time </3

[smudgie]

so basically all your "man" problems involve women raph? :idc:

Wouldn't you just think some man could come up with spelling women as woemen.

[Niamh.]

Wouldn't you just think some man could come up with spelling women as woemen.

I don't know if they could manage that :fan:

[Benjamin]

This is a man thread. Get out and go make a coffee morning thread for yourselves :fist:

[Livia]

I'm here for tips on dealing with man flu. I hear it can be terminal...

[Benjamin]

It is, worse than anything you can imagine.

[Raph]

This is a man thread. Get out and go make a coffee morning thread for yourselves :fist:

omg Ben

[Raph]

Niamh can make a book club

Ben you should get your teddy avatar back

[Ammi]

..it sounds as though you might need a facial manicure otherwise that one hair might manifest into something quite nasty..I did try to google 'man problems' to see if we could help but I couldn't manage to find any..I think maybe man problems are just an urBen myth....

[Niamh.]

..it sounds as though you might need a facial manicure otherwise that one hair might manifest into something quite nasty..I did try to google 'man problems' to see if we could help but I couldn't manage to find any..I think maybe man problems are just an urBen myth....

:hehe:

[Raph]

LOL Ammi

[Livia]

Ammi... you crack me up.

[kirklancaster]

so basically all your "man" problems involve women raph? :idc:

:laugh2:

[kirklancaster]

..it sounds as though you might need a facial manicure otherwise that one hair might manifest into something quite nasty..I did try to google 'man problems' to see if we could help but I couldn't manage to find any..I think maybe man problems are just an urBen myth....

:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?


:idc:

[Jessica.]

We always hear about women's problems, they harp on everyday about them :fist:

So here we can share ours.

(women we love you really)


So I'll begin;

When you touch your facial hair and that one hair makes your face screw up with eye watering pain.

That happens to one of my eyebrow hairs sometimes, I don't know why. :shocked:

[Smithy]

Ok, well getting back on topic away from y'all's unfunny discussions


When you're shaving and its under your chin on the jawline and you can shave it 6 times but you'll still manage to miss hairs :fist:

Catching yourself in your fly

[Jessica.]

Catching yourself in your fly

http://replygif.net/thumbnail/1219.gif

That can actually happen????!

[Benjamin]

Jessica acting like its never happened to him :idc:

[Jessica.]

I would imagine getting massive ear hairs and nose hairs when you're around Ben's age is an annoying man problem.

[Ninastar]

had some itchy balls at work today. was awful

[Kizzy]

I suppose people mistaking your man bag for a handbag must be galling?

[Ramsay]

...whiskey dick

[LemonJam]

Being a man that can't grow a proper beard. :(

[Iceman]

Manscaping. Chest hair annoyance. Or when your on a bus and your mini me decides he's gonna wake up and let everyone know so you have to awkwardly adjust while everyone pretends to not know what you're doing.

[MTVN]

When women leave the toilet seat down

[Benjamin]

When women leave the toilet seat down

:joker:

[lostalex]

when you're jealous that your boyfriend has a bigger dick than you.

[kirklancaster]

Surely, the greatest problem a man could have, is a combination of; short arms, huge belly, and tiny penis. :hehe:

[Ammi]

When women leave the toilet seat down

...it's only because we care about our guys and want them to have a bit of a workout and exercise and they may not get that if we left it up..am I right girls..?..

[lostalex]

when you see a fight and you really don't want to do anything, but you feel obligated to step in, just because you are a man. (this is especially true when you are on a train and a crazy crack head starts to get loud, it's especially uncomfortable if said crazy crack head is black and you are white)

[Livia]

Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?


:idc:

Bit personal...

[rubymoo]

My husband has a man problem........it's called the XBox!

[lostalex]

My husband has a man problem........it's called the XBox!

no, that's a BOY problem...

[rubymoo]

no, that's a BOY problem...

He's a man child:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have 99 problems and the bitch IS one

:idc:

[LukeB]

Unwanted facial hair :fist:

I don't want a beard... I hate shaving it's super annoying.

[Benjamin]

See, I hate being clean shaven. I prefer my beard/facial hair.

[Jessica.]

Today I asked my boyfriend if he ever had a mishap with his zip, just because of this thread, and he said that it actually has happened to him so it must be more common than I thought. :worry:

[LukeB]

See, I hate being clean shaven. I prefer my beard/facial hair.

I think facial hair suits you and i don't think it suits me, I wish I had the choice to have it or not :laugh:

[Mitchell]

When girls accuse you of being gay purely because you like todgers.

[Rob!]

Not being able to be horny in public :idc:

[Xtopher]

I'm a guy who wears a beard. I hate being completely clean shaven & I look strange.

A couple days ago I've gotten a razor for a study I've forgot I signed up for. I've decided to go ahead and shave it off. It'll grow in nicely before my trips in October... I've forgot I have a festival all weekend and now I'm freaking out a bit. I hate being out with no facial hair at all. I'm barely getting stubble, just hope it grows out more before saturday. :fc:

[Liam-]

I never go outside with facial hair, I can't stand it, but mine grows incredibly fast, I can shave and then the next day full on stubble, it's a pain in the ass.

[LukeB]

Not being able to be horny in public :idc:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/be0a8ac62387788486b44afbf4b678e4/tumblr_nqz3eyZxcU1uyk3m4o1_400.gif

[Rob!]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/be0a8ac62387788486b44afbf4b678e4/tumblr_nqz3eyZxcU1uyk3m4o1_400.gif

It's true though :fist: have you never had to conceal an erection in public? :nono:

[Rob!]

I never go outside with facial hair, I can't stand it, but mine grows incredibly fast, I can shave and then the next day full on stubble, it's a pain in the ass.

Omg this - I HATE having facial hair. Mine grows quickly too and if I leave it too long I look ****ing hideous.

[Jessica.]

Beards are hot, let them grow. #freethebeards

[Ramsay]

Beards 4evr

[Liam-]

I like facial hair on men, just not on my own face no thank you

[Jessica.]

except mocks actually

[Rob!]

I quite like me with stubble, but facial hair is revolting. Food and drink gets stuck on it. You try having a hairy wet thing on your lips all day. :fan:

[Ninastar]

Not being able to be horny in public :idc:

its times like this i feel blessed to be a lesbian. we could both be horny as hell and no one would be able to tell. well, hopefully not anyway. -flashback to wet joggers incident-

(not mine, the other girls)

[Liam-]

I quite like me with stubble, but facial hair is revolting. Food and drink gets stuck on it. You try having a hairy wet thing on your lips all day. :fan:

Caitlin could probably tell you a thing or two about that last part

Lesbian jokes ha ha ha

[Jessica.]

Caitlin could probably tell you a think or two about that last part

Lesbian jokes ha ha ha

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Rob!]

its times like this i feel blessed to be a lesbian. we could both be horny as hell and no one would be able to tell. well, hopefully not anyway. -flashback to wet joggers incident-

(not mine, the other girls)

:joker: :joker:

Caitlin could probably tell you a think or two about that last part

Lesbian jokes ha ha ha

I was going to make a lesbian joke but I couldn't think of one that wouldn't get me banned :hehe:

[Ninastar]

Caitlin could probably tell you a think or two about that last part

Lesbian jokes ha ha ha

lmao

pubes make me feel ill. thats all im saying on that part

[Liam-]

lmao

pubes make me feel ill. thats all im saying on that part

Shouldn't swallow them then should you lez?!

[Jessica.]

Whenever my boyfriend shaves his beard off completely it feels like I have a different boyfriend for a few days. :worry: It's weird.

[Rob!]

Not Caitlan coughing up fur balls to make new pussies :nono:

[Rob!]

Whenever my boyfriend shaves his beard off completely it feels like I have a different boyfriend for a few days. :worry: It's weird.

Sounds hot :smug:

[Ninastar]

Shouldn't swallow them then should you lez?!

Bitch you cant help but swallow them sometimes!! its not a choice!!!! ignorant slut

Not Caitlan coughing up fur balls to make new pussies :nono:

Who is this Caitlan bitch? she sounds hot

[Rob!]

Bitch you cant help but swallow them sometimes!! its not a choice!!!! ignorant slut



Who is this Caitlan bitch? she sounds hot

I once kissed a lesbian all night long on my 18th birthday because my dad didn't know I was gay. He was so proud.

[Ninastar]

I once kissed a lesbian all night long on my 18th birthday because my dad didn't know I was gay. He was so proud.

Lesbians are good kissers, arent they? :flutter:

[Rob!]

Lesbians are good kissers, arent they? :flutter:

I've never had my mouth treated like a vagina before, it was quite an experience.

[Ninastar]

I've never had my mouth treated like a vagina before, it was quite an experience.

I bet it was!!

[LukeB]

It's true though :fist: have you never had to conceal an erection in public? :nono:

No :hmph:

[Benjamin]

I walked into the table today at work and caught my sack on the corner. The pain of it all, that dull, throbbing pain makes feel sick. :(

[LukeB]

I walked into the table today at work and caught my sack on the corner. The pain of it all, that dull, throbbing pain makes feel sick. :(

oucccchh :omgno: