Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother UK vs USA Discussion Sunday 13th

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Get Over It

[arista]

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[Kazanne]

Hi all ,I was in the wrong thread:laugh::wavey:

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone!:wavey:

[Jake.]

this is running out of steam imo

[Kazanne]

Scoop pretending he doesn't know the twunts caused trouble,lol

[lewis111]

look quite meh tonight now that the witches are gone

[Kazanne]

Sundays are always a bit dull.

[Amy Jade]

I was in yesterdays thread lol

[LemonJam]

God Farrah and Jenna are so sour just **** already.

[Lostie!]

Jenna and Farrah are honestly SO ****ing poisonous, even sitting there being cruel when nobody's saying anything about them.

Horrible, repulsive pair of witches.

[Jordan.]

The reveal looks good

[Jake.]

God Farrah and Jenna are so sour just **** already.

yupppp

[Vanessa]

Hi all ,I was in the wrong thread:laugh::wavey:

Same :hehe::laugh:

[Lostie!]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

[Kazanne]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

Who will everyone talk about then though?

[Niamh.]

do you here them two witches

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

They are entertaining :joker:

[Kazanne]

Those two arses are mahoosive,lol,lol

[Vanessa]

The wicked witch is dead :laugh:

[Waynoo]

i love Jenna n farrah

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Ha funniest thing Bobby has done in years :joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: bobby was hilarious doing this,as the kids would say 'screaming' here

[lewis111]

Wait, so they make 2 noms before the the housemates actually know about whole "act up to be nominated" twist, bit of a waste

[Vanessa]

Bobby impression of Jenna! I'm still laughing about it! :laugh3:

[MrWong]

Farrah's reaction made me laugh more than the impression.

[ThriceShy]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

Have patience. Sherrie and Natasha will be gone soon.:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I'd be hurt if somebody did what Bobby is going to do to Jenna. I guess this is why he has no career anymore because nastiness dressed up as a joke isn't funny imo

[Kazanne]

Bobby impression of Jenna! I'm still laughing about it! :laugh3:

Yeah,me too Vanessa,Jay keeps giving me strange looks,I just keep tittering to myself.:laugh:

[Lostie!]

I have very little sympathy for people as horrible and toxic as Jenna and Farrah. And I don't feel an ounce of guilt for saying that.

[Ant.]

I'd be hurt if somebody did what Bobby is going to do to Jenna. I guess this is why he has no career anymore because nastiness dressed up as a joke isn't funny imo

By that logic, Farrah and Jenna never had careers

[Xtopher]

Jarrah is honestly my favorite thing in this series now.

[Vanessa]

Yeah,me too Vanessa,jay keeps giving me strange looks,just keep tittering to myself.:laugh:

Even Farrah was laughing :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I have very little sympathy for people as horrible and toxic as Jenna and Farrah. And I don't feel an ounce of guilt for saying that.

yeah they've been far nastier towards people so I can't see how anyone can feel sorry for them.

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: bobby was hilarious doing this,as the kids would say 'screaming' here

TBF He made me laugh. :joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Even Farrah was laughing :laugh:

That was funny too.:laugh:

[Jake.]

I'd be hurt if somebody did what Bobby is going to do to Jenna. I guess this is why he has no career anymore because nastiness dressed up as a joke isn't funny imo

And I'd be hurt if Farrah/Jenna had acted like they have to me. **** happens.

[Amy Jade]

I hope they don't make us listen to Natasha try and sing

[Vanessa]

That was funny too.:laugh:

She only stopped because Jenna was going nuts :hehe:

[Jordan.]

I'd be hurt if somebody did what Bobby is going to do to Jenna. I guess this is why he has no career anymore because nastiness dressed up as a joke isn't funny imo

This is exactly what she is so he got her spot on :clap1:

[MrWong]

Ugh. Gail's such a waste of a hm.

[Kazanne]

Get ready for the twunts negativity about the Brits

[Vanessa]

I love that song :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Jenna :clap1:

[lewis111]

That song is better than your life Jenna tho

[Jordan.]

Classic anthem

[Jake.]

God they are both sooo negative, it's pretty sad.

[Niamh.]

Farrah pretending Natasha can't sing lol

[Firewire]

B O P

[Kazanne]

This is exactly what she is so he got her spot on :clap1:

:joker:

[Vanessa]

At least he's honest :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I am crying at Jenna clocking hole again and dozy james

[Lostie!]

Farrah pretending Natasha can't sing lol

And I'm sure the fact that they hate each other has nothing to do with it. :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna and Farrah's version of that song is called.... you can lick my hole again.:joker::joker::joker:

[Firewire]

"You are a hole" ??

[lewis111]

it is kinda embarrassing

[Ant.]

Natasha singing <3

[Kazanne]

Jenna and Farrah's version of that song is called.... you can lick my hole again.:joker::joker::joker:

:shocked::laugh3::laugh3:

[Amy Jade]

'He's not even Greek'

:laugh2:

[MargeryFan]

Jenna is hilarious

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevi not got autotune backing him up in there. lolol

[Vanessa]

Dirty Dancing :laugh:

[Jake.]

Gail's face :joker:

[Niamh.]

And I'm sure the fact that they hate each other has nothing to do with it. :laugh:

don't be silly :fan:

[lewis111]

still better tha Ben Haynow

[MrWong]

Gail's reactions to Chloe/Stevi singing :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Messy

[Lostie!]

Clovi > a bad case of the runs > Jarrah

[Firewire]

gail :laugh2:

[Ant.]

And I'm sure the fact that they hate each other has nothing to do with it. :laugh:

"good thing she has uh, some talent"

Jenna lost for words

[Firewire]

"They need to be voted off just because of this"

The truest thing Jenna has ever said

[Kazanne]

Chloe and Stevie aren't great but still better then the singing twunt that is Farrah

[Xtopher]

:joker: God I love them.

[Jake.]

Messy

very

[lewis111]

what would Jenna do

[Jordan.]

Oh

[Jake.]

LOL

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Lostie!]

"good thing she has uh, some talent"

Jenna lost for words

I kind of respect that Jenna actually brought herself to admit she can sing. Kind of. :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Mess at them judging. What exactly would they get up and do?

[LemonJam]

ugh the constant cuts to Jenna and Farrah are insufferable. Just show the house having fun for once?

[Firewire]

omg Jenna and Farrah are actually me watching them

[lewis111]

Janice is the most talented housemate ever

[Lostie!]

I'd be enjoying J+F a little more if they were actually witty with it. They're just tedious and cringy.

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Janice

[Vanessa]

Bobby! :laugh2:

[Jake.]

Mess at them judging. What exactly would they get up and do?

farrah doing her best impression of a donkey?

[Lostie!]

DRAG the goblins, Bobby! :clap1:

[Firewire]

omg Farrah actually laughing at the impression

[Amy Jade]

Bobby isn't funny like at all

[Johnnyuk123]

HAHAHAHAHAHA:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Oh :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:I cant breathe,

[Ant.]

I kind of respect that Jenna actually brought herself to admit she can sing. Kind of. :laugh:

So do I, but she probably let it slip, which is why she tried to insult her immediately after :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Jenna, I'm pretty sure you attacked his physical appearance at one point too. :hee:

[Jordan.]

Farrah even laughing nn

[Daniel.]

I'm tuning off

[Jake.]

I'd be enjoying J+F a little more if they were actually witty with it. They're just tedious and cringy.

katie hopkins in the enchanted mirror teas

[Amy Jade]

Here is talent :clap1:

[Firewire]

YASSSS @ this hymn

[Daniel.]

#fuming

[Johnnyuk123]

O :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:I cant breathe,

The Chloe and Stevie one was funny too. :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Scoop! YEAH! :dance::dance::dance:

[Niamh.]

Even Farrah couldn't help laughing at Bobbys impression of Jenna

[MargeryFan]

Farrah is so cute.

[Lostie!]

If they didn't like Scoop, they'd be dragging his talent here too. :laugh:

[Jake.]

all of them using the same dance moves as they did in the task

[Amy Jade]

Scoop most

Austin or James least

[Lostie!]

AKA "The one I like the most was Scoop and the one who pissed me off the most was Bobby".

[Firewire]

"pervert psychopath" well there's a new one

[Kazanne]

Poor Bobby,lol,lol,lol, the truth so hurts

[Jake.]

choosing Bobby as the least, pathetic considering Farrah laughed

[MrWong]

Bobby will be crushed if he believes that the public voted him the least talented.

[Daniel.]

Farrah is growing on me actually, Jenna is way bitchier imo

[Lostie!]

Literally describing themselves omfg :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Evil Bobby grab that Eastenders promo

[Calderyon]

They were correct on Chloe & Stevi.

[Jake.]

Farrah is growing on me actually, Jenna is way bitchier imo

Jenna is far more of a pot stirrer, Farrah lets her mouth run too losely

[Daniel.]

Farrah and Jenna might be my top two after this ep which has swayed my opinions on almost everyone

[Jordan.]

Satanic lmao

[lewis111]

why are they nominating people before the housemates know the twist? It completely ruins it, they'll have like 1 real nomination, could've been a great twist but it makes no sense now

[Mitchell]

King Bobby

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jenna everyone knows your ass is fake. You look like a donkey. Some girls are meant to have big bums and some are not. Stop making cement ass a trend.

[MargeryFan]

why are they nominating people before the housemates know the twist? It completely ruins it, they'll have like 1 real nomination, could've been a great twist but it makes no sense now

The twist is pretty stupid.

[Vanessa]

King Bobby

His impression of Jenna was the funniest thing ever! :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Farrah has come out with some hilarious quotes tonight she's over taken Janice as my fave

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna's big arse was on the Kenny Everett tv show. lol
b8e7bo0Y_Zk

[jennyfromtheblock8]

The twist is set up to keep in Jenna and far ah and the people they dislike the least

[Lostie!]

Jenna HATING they they're all laughing about it. :joker:

[Kazanne]

Has Natasha sussed something

[Lostie!]

Natasha foiling the witches once again :clap1:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Bobby hoping it was Jenna and not the public

[Kazanne]

Blimey they will need some oil for those arses

[Jake.]

sherrie :(

[Amy Jade]

old witch :laugh:

[Lostie!]

sherrie :(

Chloe's reaction though :joker:

[Jake.]

what jenna said about natasha was disgusting

[Jake.]

Chloe's reaction though :joker:

was funny must admit :joker:

[MargeryFan]

Janice :joker::joker:

[Ant.]

Natasha clocking Jarrah?

[Amy Jade]

what jenna said about natasha was disgusting

Agreed, that was awful tbh

[Kazanne]

What has Sherrie ever done to them and yes jake,disgusting,she needs to wash her mouth out

[Lostie!]

what jenna said about natasha was disgusting

Oh, but Jenna would never get personal. :hee:

[Jordan.]

The perks of being hated by the hoes <3

[FacelessME]

That's Scoop up for eviction this week. There's noway hell give them a reason for them to nominate him.

[Jake.]

What has Sherrie ever done to them and yes jake,disgusting,she needs to wash her mouth out

Nothing at all, neither of them like the truth though

[Daniel.]

Go and have another baby with another man

[Amy Jade]

Janice :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Janice back to my fave :flutter:

[Jake.]

why must this ad remind me of CBB8

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Mouldy vagina :joker:

[Daniel.]

It's a shame about the viewing figures when were watching the best celebrity season out of all 16 right now

[MrWong]

Was Janice truly pissed off or just playing. I can never tell :D

[MargeryFan]

It's a shame about the viewing figures when were watching the best celebrity season out of all 16 right now

Think the one with Lee from blue and the one with Perez Hilton were slightly better but this is a great series.

[Daniel.]

Think the one with Lee from blue and the one with Perez Hilton were slightly better but this is a great series.

The one with Lee was really overrated

[MargeryFan]

The one with Lee was really overrated

That series got a lot of people back into BB to be fair. I thought it was brilliant.

[Niamh.]

Janice back to my fave :flutter:

she only said that cos she knows the girls are going back in now:laugh:

[Lostie!]

16, 9 and 15 are my golden trifecta of CBB, in that order of preference.

[Amy Jade]

Was Janice truly pissed off or just playing. I can never tell :D

Pissed off I think, she's nothing to gain sticking up for the hate figures

[Daniel.]

16, 9 and 15 are my golden trifecta of CBB, in that order of preference.

Same

[Amy Jade]

she only said that cos she knows the girls are going back in now:laugh:

Same as Bobby going for Farrah when he heard her boos then

[bots]

Stevie and Chloe must get booted next

[Niamh.]

Same as Bobby going for Farrah when he heard her boos then

probably

[Lostie!]

Chloe's so sweet, Jarrah DESERVE to be dragged (to hell, preferably).

[Jake.]

This series is good and is certainly a step in the right direction regarding manipulation/force-fed drama, but the best ever? Nah.

[Niamh.]

I love Scoop :love:

[Daniel.]

It's easily better than 4, 13 and 15 imo

[Lostie!]

This series is good and is certainly a step in the right direction regarding manipulation/force-fed drama, but the best ever? Nah.

All subjective, it's my favourite CBB ever by a mile (of the ones I've seen, I haven't watched CBB3 and CBB4 before anyone brings them up :laugh:).

[bots]

I love Scoop :love:

he is my winner, don't care about the result :laugh:

[Jake.]

fierce sherrie >>

[lewis111]

Yas get that nomination Sherrie

[Jake.]

All subjective, it's my favourite CBB ever by a mile (of the ones I've seen, I haven't watched CBB3 and CBB4 before anyone brings them up :laugh:).

that's fair enough, you should give CBB3 a go

[Daniel.]

not mcdonalds eyebrows screaming

[MB.]

McDonald's eyebrows <33333

[Jake.]

mcdonalds eyebrows :joker:

[Lostie!]

Wait, Jenna dragging physical appearance? Surely not! :o

:hee:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

McDonald eyebrows :joker:

[Kazanne]

What the hell are McDonalds eyebrows

[Jake.]

lmao at james thinking the apprentice is 'credible'

[Jordan.]

Lmao Austin

[MB.]

Did Farrah just use '**** idiot' as an insult or did I mishear

[lewis111]

wtf is Janice doing

[Vanessa]

James doing very well here :hehe:

[Niamh.]

God bless my vagina :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Two very loose vaginas at that. :hehe:

[MB.]

God bless my beautiful vagina with pleasure, depth, elasticity and normal humidity

[bots]

What the hell are McDonalds eyebrows

:shrug:

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mcevil10.jpg

[Kazanne]

Janice seems to be very aware Jenna and Farrah are going back in.

[Niamh.]

wtf is Janice doing

you know what she's doing

[billy123]

Im bored of this pair of tramps.

[Daniel.]

They better give Queen Paris Hilton a shoutout

[Kazanne]

Two very loose vaginas at that. :hehe:

Horse Collars comes to mind.

[Beetlejuice]

Scoop's "decency" is getting on my nerves.

[Ant.]

"u **** idiot"

"mcdonald eyebrows" uhm jenna?? u prided urself in not judging ppls appearances a few hours ago

[Johnnyuk123]

Horse Collars comes to mind.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

No ladies : you've just given James immunity! :dance:

[Kazanne]

:shrug:

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mcevil10.jpg

Well,they are nothing like natashas,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

No ladies : you've just given James immunity! :dance:

James is showing his camel toe Vanessa. :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

Jamezzzzzzz :sleep:

[Beetlejuice]

Well,they are nothing like natashas,lol

They are like Natasha's eyebrows to be fair.

[Ant.]

'kim kardashian' 'paris hilton'

their careers started with sex tapes

[Vanessa]

James is showing his camel toe Vanessa. :hehe:

I tried not to look, but he's not wearing underwear. :blush2:

[Niamh.]

why did they wait till they were 3 noms in already to tell the other HMs though?

[lewis111]

will Sherrie ever get an episode ending

[Jake.]

"it's going to ready us and go in there and ****ing"... -snore noise-

[billy123]

'kim kardashian' 'paris hilton'

their careers started with sex tapesCareers :shrug:

[Amy Jade]

Bobby calling somebody else self obsessed ha

[Daniel.]

I thought they go back in live tonight?!

[Daniel.]

When the **** do they go back in

[Ant.]

Careers :shrug:

:laugh:

[Kazanne]

They are like Natasha's eyebrows to be fair.

Cant say I'de noticed.

[Jake.]

When the **** do they go back in

they did about an hour ago

[Johnnyuk123]

They should give the housemates custard pies to smash in their faces when they go back in with bricks in them. :joker::joker::joker:

[Cherie]

I thought they go back in live tonight?!


Live on what :laugh: there is no live until Tuesday

[MargeryFan]

Natasha is absolutely stunning. What an amazing woman she is too. I love her.

[Amy Jade]

They should give the housemates custard pies to smash in their faces when they go back in with bricks in them. :joker::joker::joker:

wow

[Ant.]

Natasha is absolutely stunning. What an amazing woman she is too. I love her.

<3

[Stormy]

Can the Witches of Eatdick just **** off already?

That was pure genius, Lostie! Love it.