Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother UK vs USA Discussion Weds. 16th Sept

[arista]

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Lets have some order


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You are getting paid, so calm down bitch

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[Crimson Dynamo]

here for a good laugh ce soir

[arista]

On in 58mins

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Vanessa]

:douf:

[arista]

:douf:

Hi Sexy

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening all. :wavey:

[Vanessa]

Hi Sexy

Hi Arista :wavey:

[hijaxers]

Evening all

[Vanessa]

Janice snoring :laugh3:

[Daniel.]

Austin's going to get so much hate tonight lmao

[Jordan.]

I hate snoring

[Lostie!]

Can Austin leave already? :sleep:

[Jordan.]

Austin's going to get so much hate tonight lmao

The current star of the show. What happened to Farrah?

[hijaxers]

Janice snoring :laugh3:

Is it a seal or a Narwhale

[lewis111]

Janice's snoring is better than the majority of the house

[Vanessa]

Is it a seal or a Narwhale

:joker:

[lewis111]

Ugh get over it Austin soo annoying when people hold a grudge like that

[Lostie!]

Loathsome man. Chloe needs to stop wasting her breath and energy.

[Kazanne]

hello everyone

[Daniel.]

Austin is me when people try to tlak to me at college

[Johnnyuk123]

hello everyone

Hi Kaz! :wavey:

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz! :wavey:

:wavey:

[Daniel.]

James defending Austin and spilling truth :clap1:

[lewis111]

Ugh shut up James, maybe she's a heartless btch it's a great quality to have

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wotcha

[Johnnyuk123]

Austin is right. Chloe is pure evil!!!

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I still don't get what Austin is so upset about

[Jordan.]

"This is life and death for her" screaming

[Kazanne]

Oh dear

[lewis111]

Janice is so dramatic over everything I love it

[Johnnyuk123]

It's about respect and Chloe showed Austin no respect.

[MB.]

"It's not a disease"

What a lovely individual

[Lostie!]

Janice :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Bye

[lewis111]

Where's Stevie?

[lewis111]

oh there he is

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe will get an advert for vodka out of this. :hehe:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The heck are they even arguing about

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I am the hulk :joker:

[MB.]

Seriously how can people like Austin :unsure: He'd be hated if he weren't a vaguely good-looking guy

[lewis111]

She has Janice Dickison she doesn't need anything else

[bots]

watch out, Stevie is going to go on fire and become the hulk :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

I like Austin but why does Chloe have to respect him,she hardly knows him

[Johnnyuk123]

I hate them pampering to her. She is playing them all with ther china doll routine. :fist:

[Jordan.]

If their relationship was real I think Stevi would be a bit more mad :unsure:

[Kazanne]

not that ferret face trying to act hard

I would wager Stevie could be a nasty individual,the quiet ones always are

[lewis111]

Austin could've just said at the time "Chloe I found It kinda sh*t that you are around alcohol every night but couldn't come to my brother's toast" and she'd explain herself and he'd eventually get over it, it's been like 5 days now, move on

[Jordan.]

Janice brought it up

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Austin but why does Chloe have to respect him,she hardly knows him

The group got together out of repect for Austin over the loss of his brother. She didn't and came up with 3 different excuses as to why. I'd be annoyed. She's is pure evil Kaz pure EVIL I tell yah!!! :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Austin could've just said at the time "Chloe I found It kinda sh*t that you are around alcohol every night but couldn't come to my brother's toast" and she'd explain herself and he'd eventually get over it, it's been like 5 days now, move on

I agree and i like Austin. He should let things go, not hold grudges.

[Daniel.]

James is the one who made rat face go see her though, he would have remained sat there and fake fumed if he didn't

[Crimson Dynamo]

My truth = bullsh1t

Life and death my arse

[Crimson Dynamo]

F off janice

[Wizard.]

Alcoholism is a disease Austin is a twat

[lewis111]

So basically james disagrees with Austin but is too scared to say

[smudgie]

Still waiting to see any chemistry between the odd couple:shrug:

[Vanessa]

So basically james disagrees with Austin but is too scared to say

He has talked to him today about this.

[MB.]

So basically james disagrees with Austin but is too scared to say

Tbf he did kind of say

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevie is full of shyte.

[lewis111]

right ok we get it Stevie you don't like confrontation?

[Kazanne]

The group got together out of repect for Austin over the loss of his brother. She didn't and came up with 3 different excuses as to why. I'd be annoyed. She's is pure evil Kaz pure EVIL I tell yah!!! :joker::joker::joker:

But that was days ago,i like Austin but he needs to let it go OR get her on one side and tell her ,instead of infront of the whole house

[Crimson Dynamo]

Alcoholism is a disease Austin is a twat


No that is not a scientific fact


It's a view

[Jordan.]

Alcoholism is a disease Austin is a twat

I hope it isn't contagious

[Mitchell]

Love that Austin came in saying how much he's going to be a nice version of Perez, like him or not Perez never made vile attacks like Austin has.

[Daniel.]

do people believe chloe is real tho

[MB.]

I hope it isn't contagious

lol banter

[Lostie!]

Half of me wishes Stevi and Chloe would stop being so level-headed and nice towards Austin, but they're just showing how they're miles better people than he is.

They've both approached him with decency tonight and got nothing but a mardy attitude back.

[Johnnyuk123]

But that was days ago,i like Austin but he needs to let it go OR get her on one side and tell her ,instead of infront of the whole house

That Chloe is a scheming little so and so. Poor me poor me poor me all the ruddy time. :joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Austin can f off with his brother crap

[MB.]

Yeah, Austin, tell us again about how you have a problem with Chloe lying in bed

[Calderyon]

Chloe & Stevi will be sadly saved now, because of pity votes for Chloe.

[Daniel.]

Honestly James gets better everyday <3

[Lostie!]

"I know about alcoholism"

You quite clearly don't, you bloody tool.

[Mitchell]

You go James.

[Vanessa]

Honestly James gets better everyday <3

He's a good friend to Austin.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I want to see the hulk in the Mancini and blonde wig

[smudgie]

Ok, so you want to toast your dead brothers birthday..no problem, but it is not ruddy compulsory for everyone else to take part, he should just drop it.

[Mitchell]

He's a good friend to Austin.

Thankfully he's a much nicer person than Austin

[Johnnyuk123]

Jenna's arse doesn't fit in the chair.:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

I like Chloe and Austin

[Jordan.]

Mess at this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ok, so you want to toast your dead brothers birthday..no problem, but it is not ruddy compulsory for everyone else to take part, he should just drop it.

:clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Jenna is making me howl!

[smudgie]

I like Chloe and Austin

Nononono, can't be doing with either of them.

[Vanessa]

Janice face! LOL :laugh3:

[Kazanne]

I think I want James /Natasha or Janice to win

[lewis111]

she wrote a lot on that board just sayin

[Lostie!]

Thankfully he's a much nicer person than Austin

Yep. I hated him on The Apprentice but he seems decent here, just a shame he's BFFs with that nasty piece of work.

[bots]

Jenna's arse doesn't fit in the chair.:joker::joker::joker:

how did she get in an aircraft seat to fly over here :unsure:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get this bitch off

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Bobby,I have TWO standing ovations:joker::joker:

[MB.]

"Sexual health instructor"

[Mitchell]

Sherrie being a sexual deviant:love:

And Bobbys standing ovation joke :joker:

[Daniel.]

Jarrah have grown on me <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

LOL @ Bobby,I have TWO standing ovations:joker::joker:

I laughed

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Is this called porn these days?

[Mitchell]

how did she get in an aircraft seat to fly over here :unsure:
She had to take a private jet for that big head of hers.

[Amy Jade]

All the people slagging off Jenna's bum...she's made millions off of her body so stay pressed yeah

[Braden]

I can't believe they clapped her for putting a condom on a banana :joker:

[MB.]

They just rhmyed "Jarrah" with "Jenna". I mean there were more obvious choices to go with...

[jennyfromtheblock8]

False advertising about the hot chicks

[Daniel.]

Jarrah have literally had personality transplants?

[Kazanne]

Oh dear,I think we could all do this,lol,lol

[smudgie]

I think I want James /Natasha or Janice to win

Now you are talkIng Kaz, either one would be a great winner..Sherrie for third as well for me.:cheer2:

[MB.]

Fox turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn't even notice

[Mitchell]

Good edit for Jarrah today

[Kazanne]

False advertising about the hot chicks

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Careful don't pop your booties, you might cause a rupture and cement will seep out.

[Kazanne]

Now you are talkIng Kaz, either one would be a great winner..Sherrie for third as well for me.:cheer2:

Oh yes,I forgot about Sherrie,I do like her:laugh:

[MB.]

The days of "I hope it isn't sexist" seem so long ago

[Johnnyuk123]

I'd like to know how they know the public call them Jerrah?

[Mitchell]

I can't believe they clapped her for putting a condom on a banana :joker:

Not Farrah becoming Julie Goodyear mark two

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

All the people slagging off Jenna's bum...she's made millions off of her body so stay pressed yeah

She made the money before the implants. Now she's just a joke that's why she's here.

[Babayaro.]

Idgi what was the point in that

[Crimson Dynamo]

Normally I would bang a crack in a barbers floor but I would pass them 2 hoes

:yuk:

[Vanessa]

Oh fgs, Chloe is always crying. :rolleyes:

[Daniel.]

can we discuss how jarrah are literally two different people now

[Kazanne]

Normally I would bang a crack in a barbers floor but I would pass them 2 hoes

:yuk:

:laugh::laugh:

[Lostie!]

God, Chloe literally can't do anything without Austin taking issue.

[MB.]

Oh fgs, Chloe is always crying. :rolleyes:

And funnily enough Austin is always being a ****, I wonder if the two things are related

[Mitchell]

Normally I would bang a crack in a barbers floor but I would pass them 2 hoes

:yuk:

Well...

[bots]

i think I will pick James as my new favourite as everyone i pick gets a swift boot out the door :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Poor Cj

:worry:

[Daniel.]

And funnily enough Austin is always being a ****, I wonder if the two things are related

she's been fake crying since the start

[Amy Jade]

She made the money before the implants. Now she's just a joke that's why she's here.

Still a millionaire so doubt she cares if some feel the need to trash her looks

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe's been peeling the onions again.:hehe:

[Josy]

That was diabolical

[Jordan.]

Still a millionaire so doubt she cares if some feel the need to trash her looks

Her reaction to Bobby dressing like her says otherwise

[Calderyon]

The story was fine, other than that meh.

[MB.]

she's been fake crying since the start

...and Austin's been a **** since the start (case in point: starting an argument with Janice on her first night)

[Daniel.]

...and Austin's been a **** since the start (case in point: starting an argument with Janice on her first night)

iconic since the start

[Daniel.]

also pretty much everyone agreed Janice was in the wrong in that row

[MB.]

iconic since the start

Janice has been, yes :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I LOVE how Janice winds Austin up and just doesn't give a ****. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Austin is such a massive dick

[Daniel.]

Janice has been, yes :clap1:

I love both x

[Kazanne]

i think I will pick James as my new favourite as everyone i pick gets a swift boot out the door :hehe:

:cheer2::dance::thumbs:

[lewis111]

I love Janice

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Janice had more balls in ANTM. What happened?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Austin needs to talk to a straight male like he talks to old or vulnerable women and sees what happens. The guy is a first class dick balls

[Babayaro.]

Scoop :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Still a millionaire so doubt she cares if some feel the need to trash her looks

I just don't understand why she did all the hip, butt and face surgery she was fine before. When you have too much money and don't know what to do with it.:nono:

[MB.]

"The guy is a first class dick balls"

I'm using that one

[Jordan.]

Austin needs to talk to a straight male like he talks to old or vulnerable women and sees what happens. The guy is a first class dick balls

Did u miss the argument with Bobby

[bots]

deep breaths Stevie loool

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Did u miss the argument with Bobby

Bobby is an old man

[Babayaro.]

I wish Emma would be more enthusiastic when she's announcing who's been evicted

[Jordan.]

Bobby is an old man

Nn so he can only argue with James for it to be okay then considering everyone else is old or a woman

[Daniel.]

buy things on itunes

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bobby is an old man

Yes coz the younger housemates are so amazing

[Lostie!]

Well girls, it's because you've done nothing to earn their respect.

[Josy]

Still a millionaire so doubt she cares if some feel the need to trash her looks
Jenna isn't a millionaire anymore. That's why she's in bb and also returning to porn, her cash was used up paying her legal fees for her duis and custody battle and her house was repossessed.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Nn so he can only argue with James for it to be okay then considering everyone else is old or a woman

That's my point

[Daniel.]

I want bobby out the freak

[Vanessa]

James! :lovedup:

[Amy Jade]

I know I am biased because Farrah is my fave but I think she and Jenna have come across well tonight - Farrah moving up to support Clovi when everyone else wanted them gone was a nice gesture imo

[Daniel.]

James is adorable af

[bots]

poor Chloe

[Johnnyuk123]

oh ffs Chloe.

[Jordan.]

That's my point

I love sexism and ageism

[Daniel.]

I know I am biased because Farrah is my fave but I think she and Jenna have come across well tonight - Farrah moving up to support Clovi when everyone else wanted them gone was a nice gesture imo

They've both been great.

[Lostie!]

I thought Janice said "And she has a cancer" at first. :o

[smudgie]

Pathetic pair of bad actors. :yuk:

[Withano]

She's young, and she's a cancer... Emotional..

[Vanessa]

James is adorable af

You just want to hug him! :love:

[Niamh.]

Ugh Chloe and Stevi are so annoying

[bots]

Chloe is such a delicate flower, she deserves to win ...........



not

[Lostie!]

I love Chloe's dress.

[Daniel.]

what are you doing here

[Jordan.]

Fake af

[Mitchell]

A toast? Don't tell Austin...

[smudgie]

Yes, I demand a recount as well, bloody pair of parasites.

[Mitchell]

Love this diary room entry, think I'm warming to these two

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chloe needs nurturing

[MB.]

jfc Austin let it go :umm2:

[Mitchell]

Call me Mystic Meg guys

[Amy Jade]

Austin get over it. She doesn't have to ****ing toast your brother you tosser

[lewis111]

yea cause he's an immature brat

[Lostie!]

A toast? Don't tell Austin...

Too late. :facepalm:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I love sexism and ageism
Nothing wrong in liking older sexier women. Each to their own.

[Jordan.]

Everyone agrees about Chloe, Austin is the only one with the guts to say it :deana:

[Crimson Dynamo]

F off fat arse

[Kazanne]

I love Chloe's dress.

Yes,me too

[Daniel.]

EVERYONE is now seeing through Chloe

[Niamh.]

Chloe needs nurturing

I read that as nuetering first :fan:

[Lostie!]

Chloe > Chloe's dress > Austin

[lewis111]

AUSTIN get over it, how can anyone respect someone who keeps constantly bringing an awful event up to gain sympathy for themselves and make someone else feel awful, that's xcatly what's happening

[Johnnyuk123]

F off fat arse

:joker::joker::joker:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

EVERYONE is now seeing through Chloe

She has a disease

[MB.]

Austin serves deana in general, icon standing up to and scalping the fakes and bullies x

lol what

[lewis111]

Chloe > Chloe's dress > Austin

Agreed but Chloe's dress > Chloe > Austin

[Mitchell]

AUSTIN get over it, how can anyone respect someone who keeps constantly bringing an awful event up to gain sympathy for themselves and make someone else feel awful, that's xcatly what's happening

:clap:

[Calderyon]

Stevi & Chloe need to exit the house.

[bots]

She has a disease

A disease that makes her pretentous?

[Amy Jade]

Janice still loves Chloe so life goes on.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Having my mini marshmellows during the ad break

[smudgie]

I read that as nuetering first :fan:

:laugh::laugh:Me too, then realised it was LT that had posted, he has a little thing going for Chloe methinks. :fan:

[Lostie!]

Janice still loves Chloe so life goes on.

St Janice driving away evil demon Austin. :clap1:

[Niamh.]

:laugh::laugh:Me too, then realised it was LT that had posted, he has a little thing going for Chloe methinks. :fan:

was about to agree with him and all :fan:

[Amy Jade]

lol what

ignore ha

[jennyfromtheblock8]

A disease that makes her pretentous?

Well she said it's an addiction to alcoholic beverages

[Daniel.]

can you stop telling people to ignore me and trying to isolate me

[lewis111]

I really don't get Austin's argument now, you can be annoyed at first but why after this length of time is he continuing to hate on her and make her feel awful

[Amy Jade]

St Janice driving away evil demon Austin. :clap1:
Janice giving me Buffy teas

[Lostie!]

Agreed but Chloe's dress > Chloe > Austin

It is a cool dress so I can accept that. :hee:

[Jordan.]

Omg can she stop

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe is that annoying little doll from that movie Oz that kept breaking.:joker:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GSh9Mm8T9co/UWAuOjNWDAI/AAAAAAAAcSw/jO8vgb4J3PY/s400/IMG_4775.jpg

[Vanessa]

She's crying again :bored:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Poor Chloe

[bots]

chloe is crying because ... well because she wants some camera time

[Josy]

****sake shut up

[Amy Jade]

I'm starting to wonder if Chloe has bipolar, her mood changes really dramatically

[MB.]

Chloe sprawled out dramatically sobbing dressed as a giant Union Jack >>> all of Austin's screen time put together

[lewis111]

Chlovi are like Eastenders how can anyone hate them

[smudgie]

Oooohhhh jeeeeeezus, please stop it.

Oh, she knows how to saY scared now, it was scaaaarrrred the other day.:joker:

[Jordan.]

I'm starting to wonder if Chloe has bipolar, her mood changes really dramatically

It's bad acting

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I'm starting to wonder if Chloe has bipolar, her mood changes really dramatically

She has a disease

[Lostie!]

Chloe sprawled out dramatically sobbing dressed as a giant Union Jack >>> all of Austin's screen time put together

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

That's just ****ing cruel of Austin to discuss her so blatently and making her feel isolated

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Someone give Chloe a flake please

[Johnnyuk123]

Then fek off home love!

[Lostie!]

But seriously if I wore dresses I would want that. :love:

[lewis111]

If they were saying that and showed sympathy (kinda like Jenna and Sherrie) then fair enough, but Austin is hating on her for being fragile

[smudgie]

I'm starting to wonder if Chloe has bipolar, her mood changes really dramatically

Nah, she just finds it hard to put on the act at times.:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What is this condition they speak of? I should listen to them more...or not.

[Lostie!]

"Ooh yaaaah". :joker:

[Jordan.]

That's just ****ing cruel of Austin to discuss her so blatently and making her feel isolated

"Ignore ha"

[Calderyon]

What you need to do is leave the house.

[MB.]

I genuinely think Chloe's my favourite housemate of this series - not because of anything to do with Austin, just how messy and melodramatic she is about everything :love:

[Jordan.]

I'd rather Gail have been cleaning than this

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

In the ppppwwoool!

[smudgie]

Oh dear, here we go...turn to camera, act 1 take seven.

[MB.]

"Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine are thanking their fans for saving them by fulfilling a promise to jump in the pool"

HOW CAN YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Wet t moment

[Babayaro.]

Oh nyeo not the swimming pool

[Calderyon]

Good choice Jenna, sadly it doesn´t matter this week.

[Lostie!]

"Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine are thanking their fans for saving them by fulfilling a promise to jump in the pool"

HOW CAN YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE

They're just a really sweet, good-natured pair of eccentrics, I don't think they're deserving of hate at all. :love:

[Jordan.]

"Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine are thanking their fans for saving them by fulfilling a promise to jump in the pool"

HOW CAN YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE

Quite easily

[Crimson Dynamo]

I genuinely think Chloe's my favourite housemate of this series - not because of anything to do with Austin, just how messy and melodramatic she is about everything :love:

:clap1:

Thing is I have experience here

Not directly but Damn close

[Lostie!]

Can Trashtin stop speaking for others?

[Kazanne]

Oh here we go,the bitching starts

[Babayaro.]

Shut up Austin you bald fetus

[lewis111]

she's upset "cheer up" she's happy "So fake"

[Amy Jade]

Austin wants James smoke up his ass :hee:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Drunk bald gay American

[smudgie]

"Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine are thanking their fans for saving them by fulfilling a promise to jump in the pool"

HOW CAN YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE

Well, if they had promised to drown themselves I might change my mind...then again maybe not.

They better look after themselves though, not forgetting Sony want them over in Japan.:laugh::laugh:

[Calderyon]

I´d rather watch Chris in the house than Stevi & Chloe.

[Daniel.]

This bitching crew :love:

[Jordan.]

Using Jarrah when they're dragging those two