I just killed a spider all on my own

[Amy Jade]

In was massive as well and right over my bed but a few sprays of Impulse and a converse and I managed to survive

I have a huge fear of spiders and I'm home alone so I'm proud of myself :)

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Jason.]

Well done gal :clap1:

[MB.]

My little murderer :clap1:

[Rob!]

Kill those innocent creatures :clap1:

[Tom4784]

Kill those innocent creatures :clap1:

Spiders are anything but innocent.

[Moosething]

Proud of u :clap1:

[Rob!]

Spiders are anything but innocent.

True tbh. The bastards only appear in houses with arachnophobics in it.

[billy123]

Just put it outside it was no threat to you :(
I hope you have a plague of Beetles,woodlice and millipedes that the spiders would of eaten.

[Dollface]

Killing a living creature, yep you should be so proud

[Dollface]

What is it with people bragging about killing insects, is it a new trend or something

[Kyle]

What is it with people bragging about killing insects, is it a new trend or something

We had a girl at our school that just walked around crushing snails. Was well weird. :conf:

[Dollface]

We had a girl at our school that just walked around crushing snails. Was well weird. :conf:


Ugh people who kill insects/bugs make me sick, they are harmless so there is no need to kill them

but, karma is a bitch :thumbs:

[Kyle]

Ugh people who kill insects/bugs make me sick, they are harmless so there is no need to kill them

but, karma is a bitch :thumbs:

What about a hornet? Would you tackle one of them if it was coming at you with it's big stinger ready to poke yer?

[kirklancaster]

Spiders are beneficial. I never kill them.

[Dominic]

:clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1:

[jennyjuniper]

We had a girl at our school that just walked around crushing snails. Was well weird. :conf:

I wonder what she grew up to be?

[kirklancaster]

I wonder what she grew up to be?

:laugh: Probably a 'Cornflake Crunchyness Inspector'

[Cal.]

Well done killing an innocent little thing :clap1:


EWWWW

[billy123]

I wonder what she grew up to be?
A forum moderator.

[lostalex]

Murderer!!! we should blast you on Facebook just like that guy that killed Cecil the lion!

[Ashley.]

If humans have every right to kill spiders for invading their homes then sharks have every right to kill humans for invading their waters. :)

[kirklancaster]

A forum moderator.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Suze]

In was massive as well and right over my bed but a few sprays of Impulse and a converse and I managed to survive

I have a huge fear of spiders and I'm home alone so I'm proud of myself :)

:shocked:

Shame on you :nono:

You can get spider catchers that catch them inside a plastic thingy where you don't even have to touch the spiders, then you just empty them outside and they scuttle off :)

[Liam-]

Why didn't you just put it on a piece of paper and let it go out the front door?

In fact, if humans have every right to kill spiders for invading their homes then sharks have every right to kill humans for invading their waters. :)

Exactly right, sharks do have that right!

I couldn't pick a spider up and move it, I have to have someone do it for me, if I'm home alone and I see a mahoosive spider that will torment me, then sorry, but spider has bad timing and it's going to die.

[lostalex]

If humans have every right to kill spiders for invading their homes then sharks have every right to kill humans for invading their waters. :)

why do sharks get to claim all the waters? they should only be allowed specific neighborhoods of the ocean i think...

[Ashley.]

:shocked:

Shame on you :nono:

You can get spider catchers thatcatch them inside a plastic thingy where you don't even have to touch the spiders, then you just empty them outside and they scuttle off :)

That's what I do. I put a little plastic cup with holes in it over them and they climb up it. I turn it around, put the lid then chuck them out the front door and they waddle off.

[Ashley.]

why do sharks get to claim all the waters? they should only be allowed specific neighborhoods of the ocean i think...

Once you're in their water, you're no longer the highest source in the food chain. :)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

But did you know it could have left eggs in your room? So they might avenge their mum at some point.

[Livia]

Not down with you killing spiders, AJ.

*stern look*

[kirklancaster]

But did you know it could have left eggs in your room? So they might avenge their mum at some point.

True ITILYT. But did YOU know that the latest scientific research into spiders has found definite signs that they communicate with each other telepathically?

There was also a report in the 'Science and Nature' magazine last year where a man in Cumbria who stomped on a spider was subsequently over-run with them and badly bitten while he slept by 'False Widow' spiders - the very same species as the spider he stamped to death. He ended up moving homes.

Weird eh?

[Moviefan]

Poor spider


Leave then alone

They great creature , they keep house clean

[Tom4784]

A forum moderator.

Memories :flutter:

[kirklancaster]

Memories :flutter:

:laugh:

[billy123]

Memories :flutter:
:joker:

[Josy]

Oh well done, I done the same with a massive one at work, I ran away from it the first time then the next morning it was just sitting there bold as **** waiting on me and there was no one to help so I had to tackle it on my own and afterward. I was well happy with myself.

It's alright for people that don't have a genuine fear of them to say just put it outside but if your terrified to the point of shaking and sweating then it's pretty much impossible :fist:

So good job Amy I'm glad you got that horrible hairy little ****.

[Suze]

Oh well done, I done the same with a massive one at work, I ran away from it the first time then the next morning it was just sitting there bold as **** waiting on me and there was no one to help so I had to tackle it on my own and afterward. I was well happy with myself.

It's alright for people that don't have a genuine fear of them to say just put it outside but if your terrified to the point of shaking and sweating then it's pretty much impossible :fist:

So good job Amy I'm glad you got that horrible hairy little ****.

:o Josy, don't encourage Amy Jade :shocked:

:D Josy, they are minute compared to us. What was it going to do, produce a knife and slash you to bits :shocked: It probably came back because it liked you :joker: and you deaded it.

Seriously though I understand people have phobias of them, but they are harmless enough and are probably more frightened of us, I find spiders fascinating, so clever with their web spinning. Maybe a compromise to those with a spider phobia, and ask someone to remove for you :) them rather than kill the poor things.

[Josy]

The.one I killed wasn't minute Suze I could have put a leash on it and taken it for walk :eek:

[Josy]

My mother in law lifts them with her hands and puts them on her plants. She says they kill the flies

[Crimson Dynamo]

In was massive as well and right over my bed but a few sprays of Impulse and a converse and I managed to survive

I have a huge fear of spiders and I'm home alone so I'm proud of myself :)

smh

killing it because you are not smart enough to not be afraid of it

pathetic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The.one I killed wasn't minute Suze I could have put a leash on it and taken it for walk :eek:

it's not realistic at all

[Kizzy]

We're getting loads in atm and they are huge..... I don't like killing them but I just cannot relax if I know there is one in the room.

The whole 'they're more scared of you' thing does not apply to these either trust me.

[billy123]

My mother in law lifts them with her hands and puts them on her plants. She says they kill the flies
They do so every time you kill a spider it means in return you get a bit extra fly poop and vomit on your food. :dance:

[Kazanne]

Just put it outside it was no threat to you :(
I hope you have a plague of Beetles,woodlice and millipedes that the spiders would of eaten.

:clap1::clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

My mother in law lifts them with her hands and puts them on her plants. She says they kill the flies

Witchcraft

[Firewire]

lock this thread

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

True ITILYT. But did YOU know that the latest scientific research into spiders has found definite signs that they communicate with each other telepathically?

There was also a report in the 'Science and Nature' magazine last year where a man in Cumbria who stomped on a spider was subsequently over-run with them and badly bitten while he slept by 'False Widow' spiders - the very same species as the spider he stamped to death. He ended up moving homes.

Weird eh?

:shocked::shocked: **** man, spiders are ride or dies.

[Kazanne]

We're getting loads in atm and they are huge..... I don't like killing them but I just cannot relax if I know there is one in the room.

The whole 'they're more scared of you' thing does not apply to these either trust me.

We don't seem to get too many only in the shed and garage,but if any of the family or friends get one ,I am the spider catcher,lol,I always let them go outside,so they probably just amble back,:laugh:

[Kyle]

Josy I'm gonna telepathically command all the Spiders in Scotland to accumulate in your bath tub.

[Tom4784]

As long as spiders stay in their own goddamn lane they may live, if one gets close to me though it's going to have a close encounter with the bottom of my shoe.

[Will.]

No. No no no no no no no no.

[Ross.]

it's not realistic at all

:joker::joker:

[Will.]

Did a Mod edit my comment? :laugh:

[Ross.]

Did a Mod edit my comment? :laugh:

Last edited by Will1999; Today at 05:55 PM. Reason: NO.


no

[Will.]

Last edited by Will1999; Today at 05:55 PM. Reason: NO.


no

I didn't edit the comment though. :shrug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

old grey mare she aint what she used to be
aint what she used to be
aint what she used to be

http://i.imgur.com/cqFDkvW.jpg

[Natalie.]

If I'm on my own and I can kill it then I will,I can't get them most of the time anyway
Yes they're smaller etc but if it's in my room and I can't sleep because of it

I wish I wasn't scared of them, it would be much easier :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I'm not arsed at anyone fuming of me killing it, the thing was HUGE when I got closer I could see its mouth pincers and its hairy legs - I have no regrets, why should I miss sleeping for the weekend because it decided to sneak into my room and sit above my bed?

[Josy]

Josy I'm gonna telepathically command all the Spiders in Scotland to accumulate in your bath tub.

I don't care, in the bath (or sink) means they can be tortured with scalding water until they turn white then they go down the drain and are never seen again :hee:

[smudgie]

Rule in this house is they are free to roam...downstairs.
Once they go upstairs they are fair game, especially if lovely daughter is home.
Rather have spiders than flies, so they do gave a use.

[Amy Jade]

I don't care, in the bath (or sink) means they can be tortured with scalding water until they turn white then they go down the drain and are never seen again :hee:

Have you ever put a ring of shampoo around them so they can't move? starve the bastards :fist:

[Josy]

Have you ever put a ring of shampoo around them so they can't move? starve the bastards :fist:

No that's cruel

[Josy]

:joker::joker::joker:

I'm joking btw, I will try that next time

[smudgie]

:joker::joker::joker:

I'm joking btw, I will try that next time

Poor Incy Wincy will get soap/shampoo in her eyes:bawling:


:joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

I have a massive fear of spiders but I won't kill them as they keep the moths etc at bay. Plus it's bad luck to kill a spider, means you'll lose money/lose out on money.

[Glenn.]

What is with the greenpeace for spiders

[Cal.]

I'm not arsed at anyone fuming of me killing it, the thing was HUGE when I got closer I could see its mouth pincers and its hairy legs - I have no regrets, why should I miss sleeping for the weekend because it decided to sneak into my room and sit above my bed?

That's disgusting and I've lost all respect for you

[Amy Jade]

That's disgusting and I've lost all respect for you

did you miss me not caring? big spiders get the shoe :hee:

[Tom4784]

did you miss me not caring? big spiders get the shoe :hee:

The student is learning :clap1:

[Iceman]

Keep having to kill the massive ****ers.

[Ammi]

My mother in law lifts them with her hands and puts them on her plants. She says they kill the flies


..my mother in law always says to put conkers in the house and the spiders won't come in but I don't know what the science bit about that is...
In was massive as well and right over my bed but a few sprays of Impulse and a converse and I managed to survive

I have a huge fear of spiders and I'm home alone so I'm proud of myself :)

...that made me laugh..the funniest thing ever is seeing your big six foot something son jumping on the sofa and squealing like a girl as they say..he's terrified of them, even the smaller ones actually because he'll scream 'massive spider' and it's only the tiniest thing sometimes...I'm really not keen on the bigger ones myself but I've always had to pretend I'm ok with them and get the glass to put them outside etc...the only one thing he's ever said/his entire list of 'must have' in a long term partner...is that they be ok with spiders and removing them from the house...

[Ashley.]

No. No no no no no no no no.

Stick to the Status Quo?

[Josy]

..my mother in law always says to put conkers in the house and the spiders won't come in but I don't know what the science bit about that is...


...that made me laugh..the funniest thing ever is seeing your big six foot something son jumping on the sofa and squealing like a girl as they say..he's terrified of them, even the smaller ones actually because he'll scream 'massive spider' and it's only the tiniest thing sometimes...I'm really not keen on the bigger ones myself but I've always had to pretend I'm ok with them and get the glass to put them outside etc...the only one thing he's ever said/his entire list of 'must have' in a long term partner...is that they be ok with spiders and removing them from the house...

My mum said that too Ammi

[Ammi]

My mum said that too Ammi

..did you try it, do you know if it works..?..my son did it once when she said it to him and he said that he didn't see spiders in his room that year but as he forgot about it then and it was only that one time, it may have just been a 'low spider year'...because sometimes there just aren't very many...also he didn't do it again because every morning he woke up in the dark, he kept stepping on conkers and it hurt his feet ..they were everywhere, like in vampire movies with garlic...

[Josy]

..did you try it, do you know if it works..?..my son did it once when she said it to him and he said that he didn't see spiders in his room that year but as he forgot about it then and it was only that one time, it may have just been a 'low spider year'...because sometimes there just aren't very many...also he didn't do it again because every morning he woke up in the dark, he kept stepping on conkers and it hurt his feet ..they were everywhere, like in vampire movies with garlic...

:joker::joker:

I haven't done it in this house so don't know if it really works but my mum used to do it, can always remember seeing a couple of conkers in the corners of the living room, bathroom and kitchen but only in the winter.

[Ammi]

:joker::joker:

I haven't done it in this house so don't know if it really works but my mum used to do it, can always remember seeing a couple of conkers in the corners of the living room, bathroom and kitchen but only in the winter.

..yeah my mother in law has always had bowls of them everywhere, like potpourri in every room for as long as I've known her and obviously before the boys came along...and then she's sitting there saying...oh, don't be afraid of spiders, there's nothing to worry about and they can't hurt you etc...well yeah, grandmother, that makes sense as you've pretty much built an inner fortress here for something so harmless.../I told her that as well, that she was a complete looney of conflicting 'advice'...

[joeysteele]

I used to have a thing about spiders until I watched 'Charlottes web' as a child.
I try not to kill anything really however.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I killed a cat yesterday, stupid thing ran out onto the road :(

[kirklancaster]

My wife tried the conker business and after 3 months they had withered and she wanted me to remove them, but I couldn't get near them for all the spiders laid around them and on them. :hehe:

[Ashley.]

I killed a cat yesterday, stupid thing ran out onto the road :(

You could be a little more sympathetic :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Have you ever put a ring of shampoo around them so they can't move? starve the bastards :fist:

omfg :joker::joker::joker:

[Ashley.]

Um why are you bumping animal abuse :nono:

[arista]

Spiders are anything but innocent.



They are in my office
they Eat bugs.


Spiders are not our Enemy

Do not be a freak - Dezzy

[Jordan.]

Wow cruel

[Ashley.]

Do not be a freak

:joker::joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

Screaming at the debate about insects. They're ****ing spiders, have a long word with yourselves

[Ramsay]

This is funny

[Rob!]

http://aws-cdn.dappered.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spider.gif