An Important debate for the boys on the forum (and maybe the women too?)

[lostalex]

SO this is an argument i had with a friend of mine yesterday... I think only men can answer this, but maybe women experience the same thing in their restrooms, i don't know..

So we both go into the bathroom and take separate urinals... He started peeing first, but i started only like 2 seconds later. But i kept going for at least 30 seconds longer than he did, and also mine was a much louder and stronger stream. but he claims he won because he started first, i claim i won because i clearly did it for MUCH longer.

Who do you think wins, the person who starts first? or the person who goes longer?

[Jay.]

you both lose for using a public toilet

[billy123]

Neither. Its called being insecure.

[smudgie]

Just as long as you make it to the loo in time you are a winner.

[Ashley.]

Arguing about who peed the fastest? My gosh.

[Drew.]

You'll start placing bets next

[Crimson Dynamo]

who peed higher?

thats always the game i played

[Ashley.]

who peed higher?

thats always the game i played

I bet you did, LT.

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[Livia]

Sorry Alex, I don't have experience of this, it's a boy thing, I think... but it did amuse me that a thread has been made that started out as a pissing contest instead of turning into one.

[Smithy]

You can't really compare, go having scans to see who has the bigger bladder :shrug:

[lostalex]

Sorry Alex, I don't have experience of this, it's a boy thing, I think... but it did amuse me that a thread has been made that started out as a pissing contest instead of turning into one.

Looking at your ava of uma while reading this just worked out perfectly.

well played clever girl :P

[lostalex]

You can't really compare, go having scans to see who has the bigger bladder :shrug:

I feel like the person who can maintain a strong stream for the longest time should be the winner. it's just so obvious... :shrug:

[JoshBB]

i will never understand straight men

[Livia]

i will never understand straight men

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

[lostalex]

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

she thinks i'm straight :joker:

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

[JoshBB]

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.

she thinks i'm straight :joker:

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

I'm a guy by the way.. :umm2:

[Livia]

she thinks i'm straight :joker:

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

Well, it's a nice lesson: never judge a book by its cover, right?

I bow to your greater knowledge with the heterosexist/heterophobic thing.

[Withano]

You both lose really, but if I had to answer, I'd say the only real race you can have with urine in a public toilet is a race to finish first. No other game makes sense to me.

[Livia]

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.


I'm a guy by the way.. :umm2:

Well, I'm sure all your years of experience makes you right.

So, who were you referring to? Is it a secret?

[Withano]

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.



I'm a guy by the way.. :umm2:

So heterosexist

[lostalex]

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.



I'm a guy by the way.. :umm2:

it's okay, i have no problem with trans folks.

[JoshBB]

Well, I'm sure all your years of experience makes you right.

So, who were you referring to? Is it a secret?

I was referring to OP since it seemed like such a typical thing for a straight guy to do, but I guess they aren't straight after all :shrug: just weird I guess

& pls don't even act like you know what being discriminated against because of your sexuality is like, how insulting.

[JoshBB]

it's okay, i have no problem with trans folks.

I'm cis..

[lostalex]

I'm cis..

i understand you get to choose how you identify, so it's okay that you can identify however you want. i respect that.

[Livia]

I was referring to OP since it seemed like such a typical thing for a straight guy to do, but I guess they aren't straight after all :shrug: just weird I guess

& pls don't even act like you know what being discriminated against because of your sexuality is like, how insulting.

I am a) a Jew, and b) an intelligent woman. Please don't even try to imagine you know what discrimination I have faced... I'm not into competitions to find the biggest victim.

[JoshBB]

i understand you get to choose how you identify, so it's okay that you can identify however you want. i respect that.

??? this seems borderline transphobic now, because in no way am I transgender, and there is nothing wrong with that.. but you keep pushing that in a way that you're trying to make it an insult

I am a) a Jew, and b) an intelligent woman. Please don't even try to imagine you know what discrimination I have faced... I'm not into competitions to find the biggest victim.

I don't doubt you when you say you're the victim of racism and sexism, and it sucks that it exists. But it's not the same as homophobia, different types of discrimination, you don't know what it is like.

[Livia]

??? this seems borderline transphobic now, because in no way am I transgender, and there is nothing wrong with that.. but you keep pushing that in a way that you're trying to make it an insult



I don't doubt you when you say you're the victim of racism and sexism, and it sucks that it exists. But it's not the same as homophobia, different types of discrimination, you don't know what it is like.

You made this an issue by saying you will never understand hetero men without knowing the original poster. You made a division.

You don't have to identify yourself and other people with a great big label, you know. You seem to travel round the forum looking for what you perceive to be homophobia so that you can accuse people of various things. You are not the moral compass of TiBB. I think most people on this forum are happy to get on with most other people. You don't see much racism/sexism/homophobia on here that isn't done in jest and taken as such. If you do see it, the mods deal with it. Maybe being 15, you see things differently. Lighten up. Not everyone's out to persecute you.

[lostalex]

josh is clearly getting upset Livia, i say we just leave him be. he's clearly a very confused person.

I just asked about guys pissing at urinals ( and i was hoping you guys would say i was right, that the longest piss was the winner) but i've accidentally poked a hornets nest with some people, which i didn't mean to.

gender identity issues are clearly very sensitive issues for people like Josh. Josh, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable by talking about bathrooms. I know bathrooms are a very sensitive issue for people like you, and i didn't mean to start a larger debate about it.

[JoshBB]

josh is clearly getting upset Livia, i say we just leave him be. he's clearly a very confused person.

I just asked about guys pissing at urinals ( and i was hoping you guys would say i was right, that the longest piss was the winner) but i've accidentally poked a hornets nest with some people, which i didn't mean to.

gender identity issues are clearly very sensitive issues for people like Josh. Josh, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable by talking about bathrooms. I know bathrooms are a very sensitive issue for people like you, and i didn't mean to start a larger debate about it.

Grow up

[Scarlett.]

If its a tie/close finish, the winner is the first to piss on the others shoes

[Josy]

You both win at life for having the choice of walking into that bathroom and using the urinals.

[lostalex]

You both win at life for having the choice of walking into that bathroom and using the urinals.

yes urinals are great... unless you get stuck with the child sized one.... i wonder if girls know about the child sized urinals?

[Crimson Dynamo]

what we always did wash just before you leave the bog you throw a handful of water at you mates crotch so it looks like he pissed himself

[Jack_]

Can't we all just get along?

Anyway, of those options pissing the longest is definitely the better achievement but I'd have thought the best game was who finishes first...

You both win at life for having the choice of walking into that bathroom and using the urinals.

Urinals are disgusting

[Will.]

Doctor who starts in 3 hours my darlings! xx

[Kizzy]

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

It might be ... if it existed.

[Livia]

It might be ... if it existed.

Sigh.

[smudgie]

I am a) a Jew, and b) an intelligent woman. Please don't even try to imagine you know what discrimination I have faced... I'm not into competitions to find the biggest victim.

Yes, but Livia, how far can you pee in a straight line..sober of course:joker:

[y.winter]

I don't use urinals (nor having a pee competition haha), I think people should do their things behind closed doors tbh.
But I guess it's just me. :umm2:

[Livia]

Yes, but Livia, how far can you pee in a straight line..sober of course:joker:

LOL... not far, smudgie, and definitely not in a straight line!