Some important news regarding the Prime Minister (#piggate)

[MB.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYH7DCUwAAkUQk.jpg:large

[Will.]

how nice

[lewis111]

I predicted this

[Firewire]

same

[Ross.]

I'm happy with my android

[Jay.]

i want pics

[RichardG]

On the plus side at least this means we'll all be safe if some Black Mirror style terrorist threat was ever made. :laugh:

[Scarlett.]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95On9t1m--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/gvgca6kqcmrdqgloiwd9.jpg

[Kyle]

No pigs in blanket jokes yet?

[lewis111]

Imagine being remembered for the prime minister who had sexual pics leaked which involved a dead pig
is that a good or bad thing

[Saph]

let anna nicole RIP

[MB.]

Imagine being remembered for the prime minister who had sexual pics leaked which involved a dead pig
is that a good or bad thing

Didn't seem to harm John Major

[Firewire]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Anthem_(Black_Mirror)

[Northern Monkey]

Didn't seem to harm John Major

Hahaha!:joker:
That made my day:laugh:

[MB.]

Hahaha!:joker:
That made my day:laugh:

#poloticsbants

[zakman440]

645720372109799424

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

Everyone experiments.

[letmein]

What was her name?

[billy123]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYeplBW8AAswfD.jpg

[Shaun]

squealing

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/kJ6jHsz.gif

This...This is amazing. David Cameron face ****ed a dead pig. I love it when you hear something completely awful and embarrassing about an utter **** of a human being.

[bots]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: I nearly peed myself

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYeplBW8AAswfD.jpg

[Scarlett.]

Prime Minister's questions is gonna be... interesting.

[Pete.]

Madonna ~ Illuminati promo?

[DemolitionRed]

He's going to have a right lard on that this got out!

Cameron's a serious worry. The man who presently runs our country was once a leading member of the notorious Bullingdon club, a club which is reserved for the seriously rich. This club openly encourages hate towards poor people.

[Ammi]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYeplBW8AAswfD.jpg

squealing

..:laugh:..squealing and c(r)ackling...

[Crimson Dynamo]

He is the prime minister of the UK

how are all of your lives going?


:idc:

[Black Dagger]

Going well enough to not want to resort putting my dick in a pig thanks luv.

[kirklancaster]

Didn't seem to harm John Major

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYeplBW8AAswfD.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

For a bit of 'PORKING?"

[Crimson Dynamo]

Going well enough to not want to resort putting my dick in a pig thanks luv.

like you havent

[kirklancaster]

like you havent

:laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Even in the 4 years of not touching a bit of meat, I haven't been tempted enough... just yet.

[kirklancaster]

Even in the 4 years of not touching a bit of meat, I haven't been tempted enough... just yet.

:joker: Unlike LT?

[Ammi]

Going well enough to not want to resort putting my dick in a pig thanks luv.

..actually didn't even read the OP but just saw Bob and Shaun's post...oh then, this is how it is/the story..:laugh:...

[user104658]

He did it flawlessly though, at Eton they actually have a full GCSE on ****ing dead animals and Cameron was a star pupil.

[arista]

A caller just said it Live on Ch5HD Wright Stuff (on a LibDem phone in)
and was banned from calling Wright Stuff

[user104658]

A caller just said it Live on Ch5HD Wright Stuff (on a LibDem phone in)
and was banned from calling Wright Stuff
"Banned" from calling The Wright Stuff? Now that's something I want on my CV! :joker: #fiveyearplan

[Livia]

An "unnamed source" claiming to have evidence is not evidence.

Complete fabrication unless there's some actual proof.

Furthermore... students drinking and doing strange things? Surely not...

[Livia]

He did it flawlessly though, at Eton they actually have a full GCSE on ****ing dead animals and Cameron was a star pupil.

And state schools have GCSEs in benefit fraud and burglary. Right? Or is it ridiculous to be able to degrade one section of society purely on their background?

[the truth]

Didn't seem to harm John Major

boom, I think youre due a 6th award for that:joker:

[user104658]

And state schools have GCSEs in benefit fraud and burglary. thought this was quite funny!

Right? Or is it ridiculous to be able to degrade one section of society purely on their background?

Then you dun gone ruined it with yo grumpy face...

[billy123]

And "unnamed source" claiming to have evidence is not evidence.

Complete fabrication unless there's some actual proof.

Furthermore... students drinking and doing strange things? Surely not...
Putting your dick in a dead pig isn't normal behaviour not even for students and to think all this time people thought PM meant Prime Minister yet David Hameron seems to think it meant Pig Molester. :joker:

[Livia]

thought this was quite funny!



Then you dun gone ruined it with yo grumpy face...

I don't have a grumpy face... It's more a touch of sad resignation and a wry smile.

[Livia]

Putting your dick in a dead pig isn't normal behaviour not even for students and to think all this time people thought PM meant Prime Minister yet David Hameron seems to think it meant Pig Molester. :joker:

I'll say this again: An "unnamed source" claiming to have evidence is not evidence.

[user104658]

I don't have a grumpy face... It's more a touch of sad resignation and a wry smile.
We'll get you laughing again Livia. It'll be a bittersweet comedy. Ryan Gosling will play Kirk.

[MTVN]

So this is what went on in those clubs I was never allowed into

[the truth]

I don't have a grumpy face... It's more a touch of sad resignation and a wry smile.

if its anything like that uma picture then we need to go for a candlelit nosh up :spin:

[Northern Monkey]

Putting your dick in a dead pig isn't normal behaviour not even for students and to think all this time people thought PM meant Prime Minister yet David Hameron seems to think it meant Pig Molester. :joker:

:joker:
I mean i may have done a few pigs in the past but none of them were dead:laugh:

[Niamh.]

What on Earth is this all about? :o

[billy123]

I'll say this again: An "unnamed source" claiming to have evidence is not evidence.
Well we will have to wait and see if Cameron is pig headed enough to take legal action or if he will he be scared of any photographs coming to light and appearing in a court room and just leave Ashcroft to Ham it up.

[Livia]

What on Earth is this all about? :o

Sometimes TiBB is like some kind of alternative reality, isn't it.

[Kizzy]

Here Niamh....
'An unofficial biography of David Cameron written by the Conservative donor Lord Ashcroft has made a series of claims about his involvement in a drug-taking environment at university, a bizarre dinner club initiation ritual and his knowledge of the peer’s offshore tax status.
The publication of extracts in the Daily Mail, two weeks before the Tories’ autumn conference, is a sign of how far Ashcroft has fallen out with the prime minister, who is said not to have followed through on a promise to give him a significant job after the 2010 general election.

The book, co-written by the journalist Isabel Oakeshott, alleges that Cameron knew in 2009 that Ashcroft had non-dom tax status. When a row about this blew up just before the 2010 election, the prime minister claimed only to have been aware about it for a month.'

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/david-cameron-pig-head-lord-ashcroft-unofficial-biography-drug-taking-claims

[Northern Monkey]

What on Earth is this all about? :o

Cameron fecks dead pigs.....Allegedly....:laugh:

[Livia]

Well we will have to wait and see if Cameron is pig headed enough to take legal action or if he will he be scared of any photographs coming to light and appearing in a court room and just leave Ashcroft to Ham it up.

I see what you did there.

[Livia]

Cameron fecks dead pigs.....Allegedly....:laugh:

Tony Blair was married to Cherie. I'd call it even.

[Northern Monkey]

Tony Blair was married to Cherie. I'd call it even.

Haha!I love this place.:laugh:

[Niamh.]

Here Niamh....
'An unofficial biography of David Cameron written by the Conservative donor Lord Ashcroft has made a series of claims about his involvement in a drug-taking environment at university, a bizarre dinner club initiation ritual and his knowledge of the peer’s offshore tax status.
The publication of extracts in the Daily Mail, two weeks before the Tories’ autumn conference, is a sign of how far Ashcroft has fallen out with the prime minister, who is said not to have followed through on a promise to give him a significant job after the 2010 general election.

The book, co-written by the journalist Isabel Oakeshott, alleges that Cameron knew in 2009 that Ashcroft had non-dom tax status. When a row about this blew up just before the 2010 election, the prime minister claimed only to have been aware about it for a month.'

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/david-cameron-pig-head-lord-ashcroft-unofficial-biography-drug-taking-claims

thanks

:o :o

[billy123]

I see what you did there.It wasnt too bad but i missed a trick i should have asked if you think anyone else would squeal on Hameron.

[the truth]

:joker:
I mean i may have done a few pigs in the past but none of them were dead:laugh:

touche:cheer2:

[Livia]

It wasnt too bad but i missed a trick i should have asked if you think anyone else would squeal on Hameron.

Haha... I have to admit that's the best one yet.

People finding this hilarious probably haven't been in the army, right? Otherwise you'd have at least a dozen stories worse than this.

[arista]

So this is what went on in those clubs I was never allowed into


You have not missed much

[user104658]

What on Earth is this all about? :o
Truth is getting nosh with Livia and David Cameron gets noshed by dead pigs. And Kirk is Ryan Gosling. It's perfectly sensible Niamh, what's not to understand??

[Kizzy]

His attitude lately towards public services shows he is still screwing the pigs.

[Niamh.]

Truth is getting nosh with Livia and David Cameron gets noshed by dead pigs. And Kirk is Ryan Gosling. It's perfectly sensible Niamh, what's not to understand??

ah thanks, it's all perfectly clear now :laugh:

[Livia]

His attitude lately towards public services shows he is still screwing the pigs.

Wow... who are the pigs, I wonder.

[the truth]

so the myth that the tabloids only go after the left has been exposed as a lie

[billy123]

so the myth that the tabloids only go after the left has been exposed as a lieEh? This isnt a case of the tabloids going after someone this is one of their own that has gone after them its not a tabloid inspired story.

[kirklancaster]

:joker:
I mean i may have done a few pigs in the past but none of them were dead:laugh:

:laugh:

[user104658]

Eh? This isnt a case of the tabloids going after someone this is one of their own that has gone after them its not a tabloid inspired story.
Blood Tory trumps Commons Tory.

[user104658]

:joker:
I mean i may have done a few pigs in the past but none of them were dead [emoji23]

* when you started

[arista]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3442680/images/n-DAVID-CAMERON-FUNNY-large570.jpg

Its OK Dave mate,
have bacon tonight

[Kizzy]

Wow... who are the pigs, I wonder.

It's a colloquialism Liv, pigs = police.
Just my attempt at humour.

[Ninastar]

ah yes, its on the internet... must be true

[kirklancaster]

ah yes, its on the internet... must be true

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

Message from the PM

Hi it's Dave here, hi to the forum can I categorically say I haven't been inappropriate with a pig mkay?... k thankx bai. XX

[Kazanne]

Young men get up to all sorts , why is this different ? some of the initiations into the army and some clubs are far worse than this, had this been anyone else it would be a laddish prank , would it be news had it been a common old Joe on the street, lol, and IS this fact or embellished fiction again . many have dipped their wicks into old cows ,he's just ringing the changes ,if indeed it's even true,I want pics .

[kirklancaster]

Young men get up to all sorts , why is this different ? some of the initiations into the army and some clubs are far worse than this, had this been anyone else it would be a laddish prank , would it be news had it been a common old Joe on the street, lol, and IS this fact or embellished fiction again . many have dipped their wicks into old cows ,he's just ringing the changes ,if indeed it's even true,I want pics .

True Kaz. I want proof too.

[Livia]

Young men get up to all sorts , why is this different ? some of the initiations into the army and some clubs are far worse than this, had this been anyone else it would be a laddish prank , would it be news had it been a common old Joe on the street, lol, and IS this fact or embellished fiction again . many have dipped their wicks into old cows ,he's just ringing the changes ,if indeed it's even true,I want pics .

Kazanne, that makes so much sense, it has no place on this thread LOL...

[arista]

Young men get up to all sorts , why is this different ? some of the initiations into the army and some clubs are far worse than this, had this been anyone else it would be a laddish prank , would it be news had it been a common old Joe on the street, lol, and IS this fact or embellished fiction again . many have dipped their wicks into old cows ,he's just ringing the changes ,if indeed it's even true,I want pics .


there are None

[smudgie]

Looks like Lord Ashcroft took those grapes from the pigs mouth first..and they have soured.:joker:

[Kizzy]

:joker: it happens in male dominated establishments but lets not attempt to normalise sex with decapitated swine... I mean seriously, whether it be true or not :laugh:

[Tom4784]

ah yes, its on the internet... must be true

I'd be willing to believe it, No publisher would have touched any book with claims such as this one in it without proof first, they'd be ripped apart in court if they published libelous claims like that.

The fact that Cameron hasn't gone on the offense against it is suspect, if there was no proof then he'd have nipped it in the bud by now. My guess is that he'll try to ignore it and hope that the story goes away because he won't risk making it a court matter in case these pictures come to light.

[Livia]

It's funny isn't it... how people are far more willing to believe negative stuff about people they dislike.

[MTVN]

A caller just said it Live on Ch5HD Wright Stuff (on a LibDem phone in)
and was banned from calling Wright Stuff

HmEbdbMDNS4

"Do you anticipate many leaving to join the Lib Dems?"

"Well I think you've also got this issue of the Prime Minister putting his cock in a dead pig's mouth"

:joker:

[Kazanne]

It's funny isn't it... how people are far more willing to believe negative stuff about people they dislike.

:laugh:You got that right Livia,wait till The Star get hold of it:laugh:

[Scarlett.]

I wonder if we'll see more dodgy **** surface from these creepy rich people social clubs in the coming months?

[Tom4784]

It's funny isn't it... how people are far more willing to believe negative stuff about people they dislike.

Well, you're a solicitor aren't you? Surely you more than anyone would understand the risk of publishing a book with unfounded claims about a public figure, let alone the prime minister. This book wouldn't have seen the light of day unless it was backed up with proof, nobody would risk the metaphorical downpour of diarrhea on their heads for an unfounded claim.

[Northern Monkey]

I want picks too so i can PULL my PORK.

[arista]

HmEbdbMDNS4

"Do you anticipate many leaving to join the Lib Dems?"

"Well I think you've also got this issue of the Prime Minister putting his cock in a dead pig's mouth"

:joker:

Yes MTVN
tots will being saying to Mum
"Cock " Cock" "COCK"

[Northern Monkey]

HmEbdbMDNS4

"Do you anticipate many leaving to join the Lib Dems?"

"Well I think you've also got this issue of the Prime Minister putting his cock in a dead pig's mouth"

:joker:
This thread gets better and better:joker:

[Kizzy]

I want picks too so i can PULL my PORK.

You killed it NM.... get your coat :laugh:

[user104658]

True Kaz. I want proof too.
Well, you read it here first;

Kirk wants a picture of David Cameron putting his genitals into the mouth of an animal carcass.

Deviant.

[arista]

This thread gets better and better:joker:



Yes I watched it
on Ch5HD
Naughty Caller.


Thank you MTVN for posting the Wright Stuff clip
on "Cock Gate Ch5HD" - poem for Hog

[Tom4784]

Yes MTVN
tots will being saying to Mum
"Cock " Cock" "COCK"

Serves the parents right for being boring enough to watch that ****.

[Kizzy]

Well, you're a solicitor aren't you? Surely you more than anyone would understand the risk of publishing a book with unfounded claims about a public figure, let alone the prime minister. This book wouldn't have seen the light of day unless it was backed up with proof, nobody would risk the metaphorical downpour of diarrhea on their heads for an unfounded claim.

'The biography also makes claims about Cameron’s alleged exploits at university, saying an MP had seen photographic evidence that he put a private part of his body into a dead pig’s head as part of a dining club initiation ritual.'

Hmmmm... curiouser and curiouser.

[Mystic Mock]

If this is true then his Wife won't want to eat his Sausages anymore.

[Northern Monkey]

Yes I watched it
on Ch5HD
Naughty Caller.


Thank you MTVN for posting the Wright Stuff clip
on "Cock Gate Ch5HD" - poem for HogI know you spotted it first.Don't worry.:)

[Scarlett.]

'The biography also makes claims about Cameron’s alleged exploits at university, saying an MP had seen photographic evidence that he put a private part of his body into a dead pig’s head as part of a dining club initiation ritual.'

Hmmmm... curiouser and curiouser.

Also worth noting, these initiation rituals have a purpose and are not just "lets do weird demonic ****", the idea is, members of these weird rich boy club things do weird **** to get in, so that if they ever betray other members, the other members have dirt that they can spill. Basically its to use for insurance should someone ever do what someone has done to Cameron.

[Northern Monkey]

You killed it NM.... get your coat :laugh:Get my coat?Why?Have i PULLED?:laugh:
That's it i'm done i promise.

[Livia]

Well, you're a solicitor aren't you? Surely you more than anyone would understand the risk of publishing a book with unfounded claims about a public figure, let alone the prime minister. This book wouldn't have seen the light of day unless it was backed up with proof, nobody would risk the metaphorical downpour of diarrhea on their heads for an unfounded claim.

Dezzy... wash out your mouth young man. I am not a solicitor. I got a first...

If everything published was 100% legal and verifiable, think how many poor lawyers wouldn't be able to renew their BMW till next year.

[kirklancaster]

Well, you read it here first;

Kirk wants a picture of David Cameron putting his genitals into the mouth of an animal carcass.

Deviant.

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

That's not to say this isn't legal and verified....

[billy123]

Lets not forget the heartbreak this has caused for others as well.



http://in1.ccio.co/52/k9/qD/sadkermit.jpg

[arista]

Serves the parents right for being boring enough to watch that ****.


But just Before that Tots watch the Ch5HD kids TV
thats why a busy Mum
is not to blame for Cock Gate Ch5HD

The clip with thanks to MTVN finding it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmEbdbMDNS4



OfCom will fine him

[Livia]

Lets not forget the heartbreak this has caused for others as well.



http://in1.ccio.co/52/k9/qD/sadkermit.jpg

LMAO... you silly sod.

[Mystic Mock]

I don't think that Mr Cameron will be bringing home the Bacon by next year.

[Ninastar]

It's funny isn't it... how people are far more willing to believe negative stuff about people they dislike.

Pretty much. And this is coming from someone who doesn't like Cameron anyway.

Something like this could ruin his kids lives... Can you imagine the bullying they will receive at school? For something that might not even be true.

[Northern Monkey]

I'm so proud to be British right now!

[Kizzy]

The British, mad as a box of frogs or super duper inbred eccentrics.... it's your call :joker:

[Livia]

Pretty much. And this is coming from someone who doesn't like Cameron anyway.

Something like this could ruin his kids lives... Can you imagine the bullying they will receive at school? For something that might not even be true.

Oh no, it's okay... his kids are rich. They are fair game for quite a lot of people on here, you can say pretty much what you like about them.

[Kizzy]

Oh no, it's okay... his kids are rich. They are fair game for quite a lot of people on here, you can say pretty much what you like about them.

Lots of people are rich... David Beckhams kids are rich, Alan Sugars kids are rich, Lord Ashcrofts kids will be rich, what are you saying? :/

[Ninastar]

Oh no, it's okay... his kids are rich. They are fair game for quite a lot of people on here, you can say pretty much what you like about them.

Yeah they clearly have everything so it's okay to make fun of them. #privilege

[Kizzy]

:joker: this thread gets more and more bizarre #pigshaming

[user104658]

Lets not forget the heartbreak this has caused for others as well.



http://in1.ccio.co/52/k9/qD/sadkermit.jpg

Haaaaaa, post of the day tbh :joker:

[Kizzy]

Hahahaha I have that kermit toy he was my idol as a kid :laugh:

[Kizzy]

What are your views Mr Osborne?...

George Osborne, the chancellor, on Monday dodged a question about whether Ashcroft’s claims had damaged the prime minister.

“Well, I haven’t seen that book,” Osborne said, grinning, during a press conference at the Communist party’s Diaoyutai state guesthouse in Beijing, China.

[Ashley.]

I guess his wife wasn't giving him enough attention at home

[Niamh.]

This one from twitter made me laugh

Notice how in this picture David Cameron isn't wearing his wedding ring. Suspicious...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYWIlhW8AARgUb.jpg

[user104658]

“Well, I haven’t seen that book,” Osborne said, grinning

"But I have seen the pictures and I have to say, they are very tastefully done and quite erotic."

[Niamh.]

:fan:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYTOgIWcAAersd.jpg

[Livia]

He doesn't carry a pig about with him, Niamh... he's not Irish.

View evidence: http://images.tuckdb.org/postcards/images/000/254/077/extra_large/2012_06_19_15_35_01.jpg

[Niamh.]

He was rescuing that poor pig from Davids clutches :nono:

[Livia]

He was rescuing that poor pig from Davids clutches :nono:

LOL... you've got an answer for bloody everything.

[Niamh.]

LOL... you've got an answer for bloody everything.

:smug:

[Kizzy]

I've heard of piggin tories but tories in pig.... not until today.

[Niamh.]

https://twitter.com/CameronPig?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

:fan:

[Livia]

I declare this thread unkosher.

[Niamh.]

I declare this thread unkosher.

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

I did that joke... it was removed :suspect:

[user104658]

A stash of pornography has been found at No. 10
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519MBW3HVQL.jpg

[Niamh.]

I did that joke... it was removed :suspect:

I don't think that was because of the joke as such.

[arista]

A stash of pornography has been found at No. 10
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519MBW3HVQL.jpg



Yes a Clever Film
Disney Style

[arista]

https://twitter.com/CameronPig?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

:fan:


Link not Complete

[Niamh.]

Link not Complete

From here

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/the-cameron-s-pig-twitter-account-is-telling-the-victim-s-side-of-the-piggate-story

[Kizzy]

I don't think that was because of the joke as such.

Why was it, if it wasn't funny then why is it funny now?

[arista]

http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/55ffcae8284e0.JPG

[Niamh.]

Why was it, if it wasn't funny then why is it funny now?

Well, I didn't delete it so Livias was the first time I saw that joke :laugh: But I would guess that the mod who did delete it, did so to stop a situation between you and Livia from escalating and yes her previous post was also deleted

[user104658]

Why was it, if it wasn't funny then why is it funny now?

Only Jews are allowed to joke about Jew stuff, that's the rules. If you have a Jew friend, you can make mild Jew jokes, but only in reference to that specific Jew, not Jews in general.

[Livia]

I called Richard Bacon MP to get his thoughts. He said he has nothing to say.

http://www.richardbacon.org.uk/images/RBandPiglet.jpg

[Kizzy]

Well, I didn't delete it so Livias was the first time I saw that joke :laugh: But I would guess that the mod who did delete it, did so to stop a situation between you and Livia from escalating and yes her previous post was also deleted

Well that's a damn shame it was a great joke, I have copyright and I may sue :idc:

[user104658]

Why didn't the Jew cross the road?

[Livia]

Why didn't the Jew cross the road?

Erm.... because the SS told him to stay where he was?

[Niamh.]

Probably because she was avoiding you TS, isn't that right Livia? :idc:

[Livia]

Probably because she was avoiding you TS, isn't that right Livia? :idc:

I'd cross a desert to avoid TS, Niamh.

[user104658]

Erm.... because the SS told him to stay where he was?
No! Jesus... You racist... Nazi Jew jokes are never ok.

I was going with

"Because whilst there was indeed money on the other side, the Jew sadly didn't see it over his nose"

[user104658]

I'd cross a desert to avoid TS, Niamh.
That's actually what happened with Moses.

[Livia]

No! Jesus... You racist... Nazi Jew jokes are never ok.

I was going with

"Because whilst there was indeed money on the other side, the Jew sadly didn't see it over his nose"

Well that's just stupid. When did a Jew not notice money?

[user104658]

Well that's just stupid. When did a Jew not notice money?
Damnit. I forgot that the very reason for the evolution of the large nose was for smelling money...

[Livia]

Damnit. I forgot that the very reason for the evolution of the large nose was for smelling money...

No... everyone knows it's because air is free.

[Kizzy]

And my joke was offensive?..... Oi vey!!

[Niamh.]

Your joke wasn't deleted for being offensive Kizzy, I already told you that

[user104658]

No... everyone knows it's because air is free.
Hold on a second. I can see what's happening here! Deliberately trying to derail the thread with Jew jokes in the hope that we will all forget about Dave skull****ing a pig corpse!

We will NEVER forget.

[Kizzy]

You said 'you guess' that was the reason... And that's a rubbish reason as there's no way it could as it wasn't offensive or intended to cause offence, so by removing it it's just created a situation where before there was none :/

[Livia]

Hold on a second. I can see what's happening here! Deliberately trying to derail the thread with Jew jokes in the hope that we will all forget about Dave skull****ing a pig corpse!

We will NEVER forget.

Shut it TS, or you'll wake up tomorrow to find we've occupied your back garden.

[user104658]

And my joke was offensive?..... Oi vey!!
It's because you don't have a Jew friend I told you. I can do it because me and Livia are secret forum bezzies. And Niamh can because she's Irish and... Well...

[Niamh.]

You said 'you guess' that was the reason... And that's a rubbish reason as there's no way it could as it wasn't offensive or intended to cause offence, so by removing it it's just created a situation where before there was none :/

I'm pretty sure that by the looks of your post and Livias before yours that reason they were deleted was because you two were sniping at eachother. It's the same reason I just deleted another two of your posts and now you're trying to start an argument with me too over nothing :laugh: relax, life is too short

[Kizzy]

Hold on a second. I can see what's happening here! Deliberately trying to derail the thread with Jew jokes in the hope that we will all forget about Dave skull****ing a pig corpse!

We will NEVER forget.

Yes let's the dirty tory twonk! Blurgh if it was any other grouping of people other than some chinless hooray henrys that were faffing about with pig heads and getting their plonkers out it would be 'disgusting' 'vile' 'depraved' shocking' 'immoral' 'degraded'... blah de blah.

[kirklancaster]

This one from twitter made me laugh

Notice how in this picture David Cameron isn't wearing his wedding ring. Suspicious...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPYWIlhW8AARgUb.jpg

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

I'm pretty sure that by the looks of your post and Livias before yours that reason they were deleted was because you two were sniping at eachother. It's the same reason I just deleted another two of your posts and now you're trying to start an argument with me too over nothing :laugh: relax, life is too short

I'm not, it wasn't designed to be incendiary and I genuinely thought it was funny ... and it was!
We don't get on no but there's no need to remove every word for fear of offending either one of our sensibilities, that's just daft.
I'm not arguing with you I like you... today. ;)

[Niamh.]

I'm not, it wasn't designed to be incendiary and I genuinely thought it was funny ... and it was!
We don't get on no but there's no need to remove every word for fear of offending either one of our sensibilities, that's just daft.
I'm not arguing with you I like you... today. ;)

:o




:hehe:

[kirklancaster]

Only Jews are allowed to joke about Jew stuff, that's the rules. If you have a Jew friend, you can make mild Jew jokes, but only in reference to that specific Jew, not Jews in general.

I think Niamh quite adequately explained the probable reason for the offending post's removal.

[Niamh.]

Ok Can we all drop the post removal topic now, please?

[user104658]

I think Niamh quite adequately explained the probable reason for the offending post's removal.
But can she explain the gargantuan stick in your arse, kirk?

... Can you, Niamh?

[MB.]

Ok Can we all drop the post removal topic now, please?

You'd think the Prime Minister having his dong in a dead pig's mouth would be enough to sustain the conversation over seven pages wouldn't you

[Kizzy]

But can she explain the gargantuan stick in your arse, kirk?

... Can you, Niamh?

Lol! #inbeforethebold :hee:

[Niamh.]

You'd think the Prime Minister having his dong in a dead pig's mouth would be enough to sustain the conversation over seven pages wouldn't you

This is TiBB MB :laugh:

Lol! #inbeforethebold :hee:

BOLD

[kirklancaster]

I might be regarded as a swine for this but I'm boared with this thread now. I mean some of the jokes are worthy of Del Trotter but sillier rasher statements I have never seen before.

I mean, if the story is true, then Cameron did it only once - he's an hamateur - and it's not as if he actually porked the dead pig, he just pushed his sausage between its pork chops.

Anyway, no one really knows if this story is true or if someone's telling pork pies, and I'm pigging sick of hearing about it now and all the crappy puns, sow I say let's loin a lesson and drop it.

[kirklancaster]

But can she explain the gargantuan stick in your arse, kirk?

... Can you, Niamh?

I really don't understand what this means. Or are you resorting to insult because you don't like what I said?

I'm not in the habit of inserting any kind of stick in my arse and I know for a certainty that if anyone else tried to do so, they'd be punched to death very quickly.

[Livia]

It's because you don't have a Jew friend I told you. I can do it because me and Livia are secret forum bezzies. And Niamh can because she's Irish and... Well...

I think we should cool it.

I might be regarded as a swine for this but I'm boared with this thread now. I mean some of the jokes are worthy of Del Trotter but sillier rasher statements I have never seen before.

I mean, if the story is true, then Cameron did it only once - he's an hamateur - and it's not as if he actually porked the dead pig, he just pushed his sausage between its pork chops.

Anyway, no one really knows if this story is true or if someone's telling pork pies, and I'm pigging sick of hearing about it now and all the crappy puns, sow I say let's loin a lesson and drop it.

LOL Bloody hell Kirk, how long did you labour over that?

[kirklancaster]

I think we should cool it.



LOL Bloody hell Kirk, how long did you labour over that?

Seriously - about 60 seconds Liv. (I'm a natural wit :laugh:)

[arista]

Hog Hog
wake up

Poem Time

Ch5HD PigGate AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmEbdbMDNS4
link located by Sharp MTVN

[Livia]

Seriously - about 60 seconds Liv. (I'm a natural wit :laugh:)

I've often said, that Kirk, he's full of wit.

Something like that anyway...

[kirklancaster]

I've often said, that Kirk, he's full of wit.

Something like that anyway...

:laugh:

[user104658]

I really don't understand what this means. Or are you resorting to insult because you don't like what I said?

It means that you're being boring / a fuddy duddy / a stick in the mud (excuse the pun). I'm just trying to work out how an elderly man ends up with a vagina full of sand, to be honest.


I know for a certainty that if anyone else tried to do so, they'd be punched to death very quickly.

:joker:... And the **** is this all about? A bit OTT. A bit.

[Livia]

I really don't understand what this means. Or are you resorting to insult because you don't like what I said?

I'm not in the habit of inserting any kind of stick in my arse and I know for a certainty that if anyone else tried to do so, they'd be punched to death very quickly.

It means that you're being boring / a fuddy duddy / a stick in the mud (excuse the pun). I'm just trying to work out how an elderly man ends up with a vagina full of sand, to be honest.



:joker:... And the **** is this all about? A bit OTT. A bit.

Knock it off you two. Don't make me come over there...

[erinp5]

No pigs in blanket jokes yet?

It's all porkies

[user104658]

Knock it off you two. Don't make me come over there...

Sooorryyy Liviaaaa.

he started it though...

[JoshBB]

Knock it off you two. Don't make me come over there...

:laugh: sort em liv

It's all porkies

:bawling:

[Ashley.]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12006299_956006314457992_4923971006138703361_n.jpg ?oh=c3ff39facd94c9208f553b30075d2797&oe=56A02D3F

[Scarlett.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPdVF_BW8AAayKy.jpg:orig

[arista]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/9/21/419747/default/v1/metronew-1-563x750.jpg

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/9/21/419764/default/v1/mirror2-1-563x750.jpg

[Kizzy]

It's all porkies

Are you suggesting Lard Ashcroft is a liar?

[Livia]

The jokes really are getting worse and worse.

[smudgie]

HaHa, so the female co-writer of the book has no idea if it is true or not, she reckons the readers can decide if there is any truth in it or not.
Bloody idiot.

[kirklancaster]

It means that you're being boring / a fuddy duddy / a stick in the mud (excuse the pun). I'm just trying to work out how an elderly man ends up with a vagina full of sand, to be honest.



:joker:... And the **** is this all about? A bit OTT. A bit.

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

[kirklancaster]

HaHa, so the female co-writer of the book has no idea if it is true or not, she reckons the readers can decide if there is any truth in it or not.
Bloody idiot.

Too true Smudgie - I will wager it's pure 'axe-grinding B.S which has been exaggerated in an attempt at character assassination. Proof - photographic proof - will settle the issue, so why is there none forthcoming.

[kirklancaster]

The jokes really are getting worse and worse.

Good morning Liv, I thought my awful punfest passage would put an end to them, but alas, they're still trotting them out. Oops. :laugh:

[Livia]

Good morning Liv, I thought my awful punfest passage would put an end to them, but alas, they're still trotting them out. Oops. :laugh:

LoL... STOP! I surrender... No more pig puns I beg you... All of you!

[kirklancaster]

LoL... STOP! I surrender... No more pig puns I beg you... All of you!

:laugh:

[arista]

HaHa, so the female co-writer of the book has no idea if it is true or not, she reckons the readers can decide if there is any truth in it or not.
Bloody idiot.


Yes she got on all news TV
With FREE promo for the book


Kching

[Kazanne]

HaHa, so the female co-writer of the book has no idea if it is true or not, she reckons the readers can decide if there is any truth in it or not.
Bloody idiot.

Yes , she was a bit stumped there wasn't she? lol , I reckon old Ashcroft is pissed because he didn't get the job he wanted, this obviously ISN'T a biography then as the author doesn't have the facts either :laugh: it's a money making thing and it will earn her loads as people just soak up scandal about people they don't like whether true or not.

[smudgie]

Yes she got on news TV
With FREE promo for the book


Kching

Silly silly girl/woman.
She was on Newsnight last night, she has now lost any crediblity with anything she writes again.

[Kizzy]

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

It was banter... being from porkshire you should be used to sow much, quit your squealing.

[Livia]

HaHa, so the female co-writer of the book has no idea if it is true or not, she reckons the readers can decide if there is any truth in it or not.
Bloody idiot.

You've got to take your hat off to her agent, though. You couldn't buy the kind of publicity it's got... but yeah, she's gone and ruined it by telling the truth.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/21/18/2C96B3D900000578-0-image-a-85_1442858367932.jpg

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/21/18/2C969BEF00000578-0-image-a-86_1442858374525.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Anyone who claims that 'non fiction' books can't be written that aren't 'TRUE' obviously has forgotten the 'Hitler' and Jack The Ripper' diaries - both of which fooled the 'experts' and were 'best sellers'. Infact, like the 'Da Vinci Code' premise, lots of cretins still claim them to be true even AFTER their crapola fakery has been extensively exposed.

As with all things, people will SEE what they WANT to see and believe accordingly.

This will damage Ashcroft more than Cam though in the 'Long Run'.

[kirklancaster]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/21/18/2C969BEF00000578-0-image-a-86_1442858374525.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Brilliant Arista (Run, Liv's coming armed with a shoe :laugh:)

One thing though - Even if Cam had sex with Miss Piggy, did he KERMIT a crime? :hehe:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/22/09/2C9E6F7F00000578-3243870-Close_The_PM_chats_to_TV_host_Jeremy_Clarkson_and_ former_Blur_ba-a-1_1442909169740.jpg

Not a Pig in sight

[kirklancaster]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/22/09/2C9E6F7F00000578-3243870-Close_The_PM_chats_to_TV_host_Jeremy_Clarkson_and_ former_Blur_ba-a-1_1442909169740.jpg

Not a Pig in sight

No - They're all on duty elsewhere. :laugh:

[arista]

http://images.foyles.co.uk/xlarge/books/img/1/8/4/9781849549141.jpg

[user104658]

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

Baffled that you think I care about any of this. Really, truly baffled. I'm not sure what I've done or said to suggest that I do care, but I can assure you, whatever it was, it's been taken the wrong way.

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

Gosh darnit, the aim is to achieve both at once in perfect unity. "Bordering between" is no good! No good at all! Back to the drawing board. With m'crayons.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

You say you don't have a sandy vagina and then you go queefing all this sand everywhere. It just doesn't make sense.

I wonder though; are you suggesting that I would not "repeat the twaddle" because I would be physically intimidated by you? Or is it because I would take instantly to your personality? A combination of the two maybe?

[arista]

https://rossrightangle.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/david-snake-cameron-large570.jpg
No Dave
ignore the flys

[kirklancaster]

Baffled that you think I care about any of this. Really, truly baffled. I'm not sure what I've done or said to suggest that I do care, but I can assure you, whatever it was, it's been taken the wrong way.



Gosh darnit, the aim is to achieve both at once in perfect unity. "Bordering between" is no good! No good at all! Back to the drawing board. With m'crayons.



You say you don't have a sandy vagina and then you go queefing all this sand everywhere. It just doesn't make sense.

I wonder though; are you suggesting that I would not "repeat the twaddle" because I would be physically intimidated by you? Or is it because I would take instantly to your personality? A combination of the two maybe?

:laugh: You are actually smile-provoking, even when you are being a dick.

[arista]

http://i2.wp.com/www.scriptonitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/C004.jpg

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/10/article-2291044-17692116000005DC-893_634x532.jpg
Yes Isobel rush over to FoxNewsHD

[user104658]

http://i2.wp.com/www.scriptonitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/C004.jpg
That's actually a direct quote from Clinton, no words changed.

[kirklancaster]

That's actually a direct quote from Clinton, no words changed.

:laugh: No - It's not signed with Clinton's Monica.

[Kizzy]

FBpQJ98rR4o

[Northern Monkey]

FBpQJ98rR4oHahaha!I'm choking on my bacon butty!:laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'm sorry but that argument between Kirk and TS was the funniest thing I've read on here in a longtime. Am I allowed say that? :fan:

[Livia]

I'm sorry but that argument between Kirk and TS was the funniest thing I've read on here in a longtime. Am I allowed say that? :fan:

Argument? Didn't I tell them I'd come over there...? Pair of buggers...

And yes Niamh, you are allowed to say that. If Anyone queries that say I said it was okay.

[Kizzy]

I'm sorry but that argument between Kirk and TS was the funniest thing I've read on here in a longtime. Am I allowed say that? :fan:

Of course you are nothing wrong with a bit of bit of gentle ribbing eh Niamh ya bit ol ersehole.

[kirklancaster]

I'm sorry but that argument between Kirk and TS was the funniest thing I've read on here in a longtime. Am I allowed say that? :fan:

:laugh: He's actually like the annoying little brother that you want to beat up but love really when you are youngsters. :hehe:

[DemolitionRed]

3209 Click the image to enlarge

[Kizzy]

3209 Click the image to enlarge

Best joke yet!!! :joker:

[Niamh.]

3209 Click the image to enlarge

:laugh2:

[smudgie]

My son has just messaged me to say that "Cameron is cooler than Corbyn" is the buzz around his workmates.:joker::joker:
Who would have thought it:laugh:

He was asking if the Tory PR had anything to do with it all.

[kirklancaster]

My son has just messaged me to say that "Cameron is cooler than Corbyn" is the buzz around his workmates.:joker::joker:
Who would have thought it:laugh:

He was asking if the Tory PR had anything to do with it all.

:laugh: Kids for you Smudgie.

[kirklancaster]

A quick one for Livia which I just thought of:

Dave Cameron has applied for his Pilot's License since he heard the phrase "Pigs Might Fly" :laugh:

Run Kirk, Run. :dog:

[Kazanne]

A quick one for Livia which I just thought of:

Dave Cameron has applied for his Pilot's License since he heard the phrase "Pigs Might Fly" :laugh:

Run Kirk, Run. :dog:

You're going NOWHERE Kirk,as you are grounded !!!

[kirklancaster]

You're going NOWHERE Kirk,as you are grounded !!!

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

My son has just messaged me to say that "Cameron is cooler than Corbyn" is the buzz around his workmates.:joker::joker:
Who would have thought it:laugh:

He was asking if the Tory PR had anything to do with it all.

Are you saying kids think drugs are cool? :/
My kids don't, they don't think dead animals are that funny either.

[smudgie]

Are you saying kids think drugs are cool? :/
My kids don't, they don't think dead animals are that funny either.

I am saying what he has heard at work.
I suppose it makes him look more like a pot smoking rebel.....:joker::joker:

Get down with those kids Dave.:laugh:
Oh yeah, and my kids aren't gullible enough to take some potty journalists waffle as the gospel.

[Kizzy]

I am saying what he has heard at work.
I suppose it makes him look more like a pot smoking rebel.....:joker::joker:

Get down with those kids Dave.:laugh:
Oh yeah, and my kids aren't gullible enough to take some potty journalists waffle as the gospel.

One mans pot smoking rebel is another mans delinquent.

Potty journalist, I see what you did there... He may admit it now seeing as it's attracting the yoof vote.

[smudgie]

One mans pot smoking rebel is another mans delinquent.

Potty journalist, I see what you did there... He may admit it now seeing as it's attracting the yoof vote.

Aye, Mind you I think he already admitted to the dope smoking years ago.
Might make him look more human:shrug:

[kirklancaster]

Aye, Mind you I think he already admitted to the dope smoking years ago.
Might make him look more human:shrug:

Personally, I'd rather have Cameron the Ex-Dope smoker in power than Corbyn the Dope. :hehe:

[Rob!]

squealing

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[JoshBB]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

[kirklancaster]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

:laugh: True Josh, true.

[bots]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

i **** one pig ........... :laugh:

Corbyn would be in the resignation zone by now, I'm sure

[DemolitionRed]

I am saying what he has heard at work.
I suppose it makes him look more like a pot smoking rebel.....:joker::joker:

Get down with those kids Dave.:laugh:
Oh yeah, and my kids aren't gullible enough to take some potty journalists waffle as the gospel.

When you say 'potty journalist' are you referring to Isabel Oakeshott?

[user104658]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

If throat-****ing a dead pig makes someone "look more human", then we're an even more depraved species than I thought. Slightly.

[kirklancaster]

If throat-****ing a dead pig makes someone "look more human", then we're an even more depraved species than I thought. Slightly.

:laugh::laugh:

[Livia]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

He wears socks with sandals! Nothing could make that more human...

[kirklancaster]

He wears socks with sandals! Nothing could make that more human...

:laugh: Really Liv? I did not know this.

[Livia]

:laugh: Really Liv? I did not know this.

Well... he looks like he does. And that's even worse than actually wearing them.

[LukeB]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPibDG6WoAAlPbO.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Well... he looks like he does. And that's even worse than actually wearing them.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[T*]

i was eating percy pigs whilst reading this </3

[Scarlett.]

Even FilmCow (Charlie The Unicorn ect.) have gotten in on Piggate

ods2u__lMgw

lol

[Ammi]

..I'm surprised there hasn't been any Babe Pig In The City puns/memes...but yeah, letters of complaint to Downing Street...

http://i.imgur.com/5okNGjK.gif

[Ammi]

Even FilmCow (Charlie The Unicorn ect.) have gotten in on Piggate

ods2u__lMgw

lol

..haha, I wonder if South Park do anything with this...

[joeysteele]

If corbyn had done this, we wouldn't be saying 'it makes him look more human' :fist:

100% true again from you.

I am glad I have stayed out of this and chosen not to make any personal 'digs' at the PM for whatever he may have done in his younger years.

This story,has not a thing to do with Jeremy Corbyn and still it cannot be resisted that he gets a put down from it.

No wonder the media can get away with so much nonsense by the public.

[Kizzy]

:worship:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/23/07/article-3245386-2C8C2AF400000578-32_308x510.jpg
No Pigs here

The PM aged 10

[arista]

No Pigs here


Back in 2008


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/22/23/2CA78D2C00000578-0-image-m-34_1442959489179.jpg

[smudgie]

When you say 'potty journalist' are you referring to Isabel Oakeshott?

The very one.
Fancy going on the box and admitting that you don't know if something you wrote about someone you wrote a bio on is true or not.
Can't see it doing her credibility much good:shrug: