Austin - 'Vandal In The Wind'

[kirklancaster]

Goodbye loud-mouthed bully
You ain't gonna be missed at all
You fake a confident persona
But you're just messed up and small

You're frustrated on Big Brother
That James won't be your lover
And Jail has got your mother
So you take it out on others.

And it seems to me, your kind of life
Is like pissing in the wind
You only get your own back chump
'Cos Karma is the King.

And no one's glad to have known you
'Cos of all the vile things you did
You're one Yank who will get 'yanked'
And we'll be glad you did.

You'll realise how tough CBB is,
And why you could never win
'Cos bullies can't beat courage out of others
They only beat it further in.

So goodbye abnormal queen,
We ain't gonna miss you at all.
'Cos your foghorn voice ain't our choice
And your just vile and loud and mean.

[Beso]

mange tout rodney, mange too.

[waterhog]

class Elton

[waterhog]

but in his defence - he done a good show last night and the break down was real and I feel for him.

am I a sucker ?

[smudgie]

Goodbye loud-mouthed bully
You ain't gonna be missed at all
You fake a confident persona
But you're just messed up and small

You're frustrated on Big Brother
That James won't be your lover
And Jail has got your mother
So you take it out on others.

And it seems to me, your kind of life
Is like pissing in the wind
You only get your own back chump
'Cos Karma is the King.

And no one's glad to have known you
'Cos of all the vile things you did
You're one Yank who will get 'yanked'
And we'll be glad you did.

You'll realise how tough CBB is,
And why you could never win
'Cos bullies can't beat courage out of others
They only beat it further in.

So goodbye abnormal queen,
We ain't gonna miss you at all.
'Cos your foghorn voice ain't our choice
And your just vile and loud and mean.

:clap2: Excellent Kirk.

[just thinkin]

but in his defence - he done a good show last night and the break down was real and I feel for him.

am I a sucker ?

i felt for the object of his vile disgusting rant

[OZBB]

i felt for the object of his vile disgusting rant

Shows her class that she forgave him.

Austin has acted like a screaming, histerical, psychotic queen for FAR LESS perceived slights or assassinations of his character!

This highlights a problem I've seen for years on BB (UK and Australia) with Gen Y and Gen Stupid - they say they respect people for being "real" and "themselves", but apparently being "real" means being a complete and utter carnt and prick and as soon as people are "real" and give this back (to the person who's ALSO being "real", that is, a carnt and a prick), both sides end up exploding in anger.

And they judge those who are quiet, peaceful, kind and considerate and just want to to live in harmony as being "false".


Ah, the utter FARKING STUPIDITY of the deluded and ignorant young.

[Ashley.]

Spending your time writing a insult-infected poem for your 'least favourite' (questionable) housemate just screams of obsession and honestly, makes you worse than Austin.

[kirklancaster]

Spending your time writing a insult-infected poem for your 'least favourite' housemate just screams of obsession and honestly, makes you worse than Austin.

???? It takes me no longer than a post would which expressed the same view, and Ashley - it's a bit of fun - lighten up. My life is crammed full of different things, so I am hardly 'obsessional' and I would like to know how from a silly 'poem' you deduce that I am "worse than Austin"? because you do not know me.

By the way, Austin is only my second least favourite HM - Jenna has always been the one I detest.