Kirklancaster!!!!!!

[Benjamin]

Get yourself an avatar! :fist:

[kirklancaster]

Get yourself an avatar! :fist:

:laugh: I had one Ben but removed it by accident and I don't know how to put one on here. (They had abacus when i was growing up not PC's and techno stuff - I've only just learnt from Ammi (bless her) how to put YouTube clips on)

[MB.]

:laugh: I had one Ben but removed it by accident and I don't know how to put one on here. (They had abacus when i was growing up not PC's and techno stuff - I've only just learnt from Ammi (bless her) how to put YouTube clips on)

Here, have this one, I'm selling it at a reduced rate

https://i.imgur.com/S2CcRVI.png

[kirklancaster]

Here, have this one, I'm selling it at a reduced rate

https://i.imgur.com/S2CcRVI.png

:laugh: You are so undervalued on here MB for your humour.

[Ross.]

Here, have this one, I'm selling it at a reduced rate

https://i.imgur.com/S2CcRVI.png

:joker:

[Ninastar]

Why dont you go for some beautiful flowers?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/772ca3_efe732f55a4740b0827a5b6718ad018e.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Why dont you go for some beautiful flowers?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/772ca3_efe732f55a4740b0827a5b6718ad018e.jpg

OMG! Caitlin - where the F did you get those from? And what are they? I mean REALLY what are they? :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Ninastar]

Vagina flowers, the best of all of course

[kirklancaster]

Vagina flowers, the best of all of course

I've deflowered quite a few virgins in my time Babe - Believe me. :laugh:

Are they similar to 'Popping a Cherry Blossom'?

[Kyle]

Did somebody say vagina?

[Dollface]

bloody hell those flowers are disturbing

[Ross.]

Why dont you go for some beautiful flowers?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/772ca3_efe732f55a4740b0827a5b6718ad018e.jpg

Make this your avi Kirk, I'm sure Josy won't notice :fan:

[Ninastar]

bloody hell those flowers are disturbing

there is nothing disturbing about vagina flowers!!!!

[kirklancaster]

Make this your avi Kirk, I'm sure Josy won't notice :fan:

:laugh: It's very tempting Ross.

[kirklancaster]

Did somebody say vagina?

:laugh: Check it out Kyle - It's like something from the Outer Limits (If you remember that :hehe:)

[kirklancaster]

bloody hell those flowers are disturbing

I did not want someone as sweet and innocent as you being corrupted by Caitlin's filth Dollface.

[LukeB]

this should be your avi kirk
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Kirk_Sutherland.jpg

[Dollface]

I did not want someone as sweet and innocent as you being corrupted by Caitlin's filth Dollface.

:angel:


(in reality: :devil:)

[Kyle]

Get out the thread Luke :fist:

[LukeB]

Get out the thread Luke :fist:

No:smug:

[Kyle]

No:smug:

http://cdn.supanet.net/upload/images/201206/phil-mitchell-eastenders-15378.jpg

[LukeB]

egg head

[Kyle]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x16jooow1qfbrh5o1_500.jpg

[Mokka]

A thread for Kirk :flutter:

[arista]

bloody hell those flowers are disturbing



They are Works Of Art

[kirklancaster]

this should be your avi kirk
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Kirk_Sutherland.jpg

Wow. Uncanny. He looks nothing like me. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x16jooow1qfbrh5o1_500.jpg

:laugh: he looks like he's just seen Caitlyn's 'Vagina Flowers'.

[Kyle]

:laugh: he looks like he's just seen Caitlyn's 'Vagina Flowers'.


We've all seen Caitlyn's vagina flowers, the little hussy that she is :smug:

[Ashley.]

Why dont you go for some beautiful flowers?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/772ca3_efe732f55a4740b0827a5b6718ad018e.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjyilGggG1r0byljo1_500.gif
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/gasp-gif.gif?gs=a
http://sportshoop.la/attachments/gasp-gif.20821/

[Kazanne]

:laugh: Those flowers Kirk , make sure you 'water' them, otherwise they will wilt and die !!

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/11/1413057607400_Image_galleryImage_British_Actor_Art hur_Lowe.JPG


come on Kirk, make it happen

[hijaxers]

They are Works Of Art

Yes living art by the looks of it :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: Those flowers Kirk , make sure you 'water' them, otherwise they will wilt and die !!

:laugh: I will Kaz - they are precious. I will use copious amounts.... Obssessively.... Revelling in the delight of doing so.... A kind of.... Pussy Wallow in fact. :hehe:

[kirklancaster]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/11/1413057607400_Image_galleryImage_British_Actor_Art hur_Lowe.JPG


come on Kirk, make it happen

:laugh:

[Ammi]

..you look like a bit of an Eminem fan Kirk..what about this..


http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/11000/Eminem--11364.jpg

[Ammi]

...Llamas..?..


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b0HedVFSxow/Txl4LvfMHYI/AAAAAAAAEuc/AOSH9N0J4ZU/s400/Funny-Llama-04.jpg

[Ammi]

..cats are popular forum people..?..

http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/lion-cat-hat1-640x533.jpg

[Ammi]

..the wise owl..?..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kdBGLN0NPcY/VP88sSpL6wI/AAAAAAABUBM/xr9wbViujxI/s1600/01-funny-gif-141-owl-wears-hat.gif

[Livia]

I Googled "Kirklancaster" and this was in the first batch of pictures. You don't get much cooler than this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/627358835318104064/XURQCLJv_400x400.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

I Googled "Kirklancaster" and this was in the first batch of pictures. You don't get much cooler than this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/627358835318104064/XURQCLJv_400x400.jpg

:clap1:

its a winner

[Ammi]

...:laugh:..

[Ammi]

..I just realised, you didn't actually google Kirklancaster, did you...

[Ammi]

...I'll take my owls and llamas away then ...

[Livia]

..I just realised, you didn't actually google Kirklancaster, did you...

I did! Honestly!

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did! Honestly!

so did i and laughed when half way down I saw a pic of Victoria beckham and her nips


:think:

[Ammi]

I did! Honestly!

...actually you do get some odd things up..I got Barry the Biscuit on my google...

http://projects.sculpt-double.co.uk/resources/_wsb_380x465_Cravendale+B++$289$29.jpg

[Ammi]

..I also got Katie Hopkins, who is this Kirk guy...


http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/katie-hopkins-2.jpg

[Livia]

so did i and laughed when half way down I saw a pic of Victoria beckham and her nips


:think:

I reckon your computer has just learned what you like and takes you there.

How about this:

http://www.promare.co.uk/ships/images/Wrecks/Lancaster_s.jpg

Think I still prefer McQueen.

[Ammi]

..Kirk's garden project comes up on google images as well...


http://i60.tinypic.com/t6e6us.jpg

[Livia]

..Kirk's garden project comes up on google images as well...


http://i60.tinypic.com/t6e6us.jpg

I think that one is entitled 'Livia's Arse'.

[Ammi]

...oh I get it actually...when you type Kirklancaster it must be all pictures linked to the forum as well and threads..?..(because Nigel Farage is coming up as well..)..

[Ammi]

I think that one is entitled 'Livia's Arse'.

..I just googled that as well to see...actually don't go to that page...

[Pete.]

https://i.imgur.com/S2CcRVI.png

[Calderyon]

No shouting, please.

[Benjamin]

Glad to see Kirsty has an avatar at last :idc:

[JoshBB]

those vag pics literally made me want to hurl