Are you a nosey neighbour?

[Benjamin]

Just minding my own business outside, enjoying a coffee, rum truffle and a cigarette before bed and then I hear my neighbours start arguing. I guess I'll have to have another coffee and cigarette :hugesmile:

[MB.]

Depends if you can see their pussy willow or not

[Lostie!]

I always thought no (like when there's an argument I'm always trying to block them out and I basically don't give a **** about these people), but the other night an ambulance went to one of the houses and I was gawping from my window so I need to reevaluate my answer.

[T*]

Bitch you better quit smoking

[JoshBB]

My neighbours are all old people, the only gossip you hear is "omg shirley you forgot to water the plants"

[T*]

But no not really, I only have one neighbor and they're across the road

[Kate!]

Hell yes

[MB.]

But no not really, I only have one neighbor and they're across the road

LT?

[kirklancaster]

Depends if you can see their pussy willow or not

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You are nuts MB. :laugh:

[Josy]

I'm a nosy bastard.

If somethings happening out in the street and I can't see from the window I'm right out

[Benjamin]

My neighbours are all old people, the only gossip you hear is "omg shirley you forgot to water the plants"



Not Shirley's pussy willow drying up :worry:

[kirklancaster]

I'm a nosy bastard.

If somethings happening out in the street and I can't see from the window I'm right out

:laugh:

[LukeB]

Yes, i sometimes put a glass on the wall when i hear them arguing

[Marsh.]

before bed

Today, 09:39 PM

:unsure:

[kirklancaster]

I never hear my neighbours nor they me. It's idylic. :smug:

[JoshBB]

Not Shirley's pussy willow drying up :worry:

:laugh2:

this is going in my signature

[Marsh.]

Yes. I was having a sh*t on Monday and then I heard scouse yelling and I had a good view from the bathroom window of them on the corner arguing with some woman about her looking into his parked car.

[Benjamin]

:unsure:

By bed I mean getting into bed, not sleeping. Although I've been up since 6am so it won't be long.

[Benjamin]

Update, Sarah is angry as Dave is in love with Lucy and won't admit it

[Pete.]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9890f0728f2092d2ffe2216155efbdd8/tumblr_inline_ncg0qaLjWE1qhg0kw.gif

[Benjamin]

Sarah "Oh he said because you said

Dave " wait"

Sarah "don't you dare interupt me! Who are you!"

[Marsh.]

By bed I mean getting into bed, not sleeping.

I'll PM you my snapchat :smug:

[T*]

Yes. I was having a sh*t on Monday and then I heard scouse yelling and I had a good view from the bathroom window of them on the corner arguing with some woman about her looking into his parked car.


I love our county

[Benjamin]

Sarah is threatening to ring lucy

[Benjamin]

I'll PM you my snapchat :smug:

Absolutely not

[MB.]

Sarah "Oh he said because you said

Dave " wait"

Sarah "don't you dare interupt me! Who are you!"

You think they'd have established who one other is by this point

[Benjamin]

On the best line ever!

Sarah " you are dishonest, I'm a princess and you took my crown"

:joker: :joker:

[Marsh.]

I love our county

After they drove off the poor love was in tears shouting down the phone to her mum.

[Benjamin]

Sarah has some corkers tonight

"I am a god, I have a halo, you have nothing without me"

[MB.]

Kween Sarah

[Kate!]

Not sarah Thinking she's Beyoncé

[Benjamin]

"We had so much sex and you keep crying"

Oop, not sure Dave wanted the neighbour hood to hear that LOL

[Marsh.]

Sarah has some corkers tonight

"I am a god, I have a halo, you have nothing without me"

Are you watching an American soap opera?

[Liam-]

Absolutely, at least once a week there's something kicking off outside at early hours in the morning, I always get out of bed to watch and listen :flutter:

One time I witnessed two women beating a man with their heels though.. that wasn't so fun.

[smudgie]

I live in a boring area..neighbours don't argue, but if they did I would be there at the ready listening in.:laugh:
Ooh, my neighbour does have a pussy willow in her front garden though.

[Benjamin]

Oh Dave cheated, this got awkward fast. I'm going in.

[Natalie.]

Yeah definitely, I'm quite nosey sometimes

[Jay.]

ONLY when that guy was playing the piano in the middle of the street every night

other than that i ignore them all, but i smile at the old ladies

[Liam-]

Oh Dave cheated, this got awkward fast. I'm going in.

You go inside when it gets juicy? what sort of eavesdropper are you? :nono:

[Benjamin]

You go inside when it gets juicy? what sort of eavesdropper are you? :nono:

I'm not I'm still listening, curiosity got the better of me.

[Benjamin]

Lucy just arrived! :amazed:

[Benjamin]

And the girls are ganging up on him!

[Benjamin]

God my neighbourhood is usually so quiet

[Marsh.]

ONLY when that guy was playing the piano in the middle of the street every night

other than that i ignore them all, but i smile at the old ladies

That was me singing the way you look tonight.

[Benjamin]

Turns out he's been stringing them both along

[Liam-]

Get ready to call the police in case they do a Debbie and Jasmine and beat him with a chair tbh

[Benjamin]

Lots of swear words now

[Crimson Dynamo]

What neighbours are these?

[Marsh.]

Everybody needs good neighbours

[Benjamin]

Oh Dave called them both disgraces and they have flow into a tirade of angry words lol

[Benjamin]

What neighbours are these?



Next door. I don't know them that well, but they are quite well spoken and seemed nice.

[Marsh.]

If you were straight you'd have some easy fanny there tonight if she kicks him out.

[MB.]

Next door. I don't know them that well, but they are quite well spoken and seemed nice.

Apart from when they're having affairs

[MB.]

If you were straight you'd have some easy fanny there tonight if she kicks him out.

Get that pussy willow #lad

[Benjamin]

Aww they closed the window :(

[Josy]

Ben do you live on ramsay street

[Crimson Dynamo]

Next door. I don't know them that well, but they are quite well spoken and seemed nice.

English are they?

Gay boys?

Are they local?

:suspect:

[Benjamin]

No :laugh:

I live in a really nice and usually very quiet area.

[Benjamin]

English are they?

Gay boys?

Are they local?

:suspect:

Yes

No

No (they don't have the awful bristol accent)

[Liam-]

Aww they closed the window :(

So rude

[Benjamin]

I know right :fist:

I just made a green tea as well :fist: