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Babayaro.
02-10-2015, 05:44 PM
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done/that's happened to you?
Kate!
02-10-2015, 05:46 PM
Was sick over a guys shoes when he was trying to chat me up in a club.
He left.
Lmao
Liam-
02-10-2015, 05:48 PM
One of my high school teachers overheard me referring to her as a 'Swedish sex slave' one time and I had her class right after, safe to say that I mitched.
Babayaro.
02-10-2015, 05:56 PM
Once when I was in 3rd year I think, I had relatively bad diarrhoea (which is bad enough outside of school) and in typical fashion my bastard phone decided to fall out of my pocket as I was standing up and into the mess below. Yes I had to get it out and yes I now have a different phone
LukeB
02-10-2015, 05:58 PM
I called my teacher mum
Liam-
02-10-2015, 05:58 PM
Once when I was in 3rd year I think, I had relatively bad diarrhoea (which is bad enough outside of school) and in typical fashion my bastard phone decided to fall out of my pocket as I was standing up and into the mess below. Yes I had to get it out and yes I now have a different phone
Jesus :joker:
Ashley.
02-10-2015, 05:59 PM
I called my teacher mum
I've done this once lmao and in primary I called one dad, he was hot
Natalie.
02-10-2015, 06:27 PM
Fell down the stairs on a quite packed bus
Kate!
02-10-2015, 06:28 PM
Fell down the stairs on a quite packed bus
:joker:
Crimson Dynamo
02-10-2015, 06:30 PM
in my first job i took a unflattering drawing i drew of my boss and went over to show a work colleague and then said to him along the lines of "look this is old mr ***** haha what a total ****" only to then realise he was sitting right next to him and they were working together on some papers. for some reason i just did not see him
:umm2:
Babayaro.
02-10-2015, 06:38 PM
Surely you got the sack?
Ross.
02-10-2015, 06:43 PM
Once when I was in 3rd year I think, I had relatively bad diarrhoea (which is bad enough outside of school) and in typical fashion my bastard phone decided to fall out of my pocket as I was standing up and into the mess below. Yes I had to get it out and yes I now have a different phone
Oh my :joker::joker::joker:
Marsh.
02-10-2015, 06:49 PM
Went up to collect a certificate in primary school and a twat tripped me up as I was getting out of the row, the dick. In front of the whole school too.
Firewire
02-10-2015, 06:50 PM
Once when I was in 3rd year I think, I had relatively bad diarrhoea (which is bad enough outside of school) and in typical fashion my bastard phone decided to fall out of my pocket as I was standing up and into the mess below. Yes I had to get it out and yes I now have a different phone
screaming
Babayaro.
02-10-2015, 06:53 PM
screaming
My excuse to my Dad was that someone pushed me and it fell into a puddle lmao
Firewire
02-10-2015, 06:55 PM
My excuse to my Dad was that someone pushed me and it fell into a puddle lmao
:joker:
where do i ****ing start
pooped in a display room toilet when i was younger
i don't want to say anymore i think i've shared too much as it is
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:00 PM
Was sick over a guys shoes when he was trying to chat me up in a club.
He left.
Lmao
Was trying to chat a hot-looking girl up in a nightclub when she threw up on my shoes.
Marsh.
02-10-2015, 07:01 PM
Was trying to chat a hot-looking girl up in a nightclub when she threw up on my shoes.
You're lucky she didn't wait until she was about to give you a blowy.
You'd be picking bits of carrot out of your pubes for months. :hehe:
AnnieK
02-10-2015, 07:01 PM
God far too many to mention. I am ridiculously clumsy and most of my embarrassing moments involve falling when I am trying to be cool / invisible whatever. I'm not talking tripping up either, I'm talking spectacular (and painful falls).
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:02 PM
Went up to collect a certificate in primary school and a twat tripped me up as I was getting out of the row, the dick. In front of the whole school too.
Once tripped someone up in Primary school as he was stepping out to get a certificate, and it was not until he went sprawling that I realised I had a secret gay crush on him.
Marsh.
02-10-2015, 07:02 PM
Once tripped someone up in Primary school as he was stepping out to get a certificate, and it was not until he went sprawling that I realised I had a secret gay crush on him.
:joker:
Kate!
02-10-2015, 07:02 PM
Was trying to chat a hot-looking girl up in a nightclub when she threw up on my shoes.
:bawling: I missed my chance:
Ross.
02-10-2015, 07:03 PM
Once tripped someone up in Primary school as he was stepping out to get a certificate, and it was not until he went sprawling that I realised I had a secret gay crush on him.
:joker:
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:03 PM
God far too many to mention. I am ridiculously clumsy and most of my embarrassing moments involve falling when I am trying to be cool / invisible whatever. I'm not talking tripping up either, I'm talking spectacular (and painful falls).
:laugh::laugh: Poor Annie.
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:05 PM
:bawling: I missed my chance:
:laugh: Serves you right for getting pissed Kate. I ended up heartbroken, smelling of sick and going home arm-in-arm with Marsh. :hehe:
Babayaro.
02-10-2015, 07:05 PM
Also, apparently in my earlier days I humped a Burger King window thinking it was 'sex'
Once tripped someone up in Primary school as he was stepping out to get a certificate, and it was not until he went sprawling that I realised I had a secret gay crush on him.
this is honestly me and marsh
Kate!
02-10-2015, 07:06 PM
:laugh: Serves you right for getting pissed Kate. I ended up heartbroken, smelling of sick and going home arm-in-arm with Marsh. :hehe:
You stole my marshmallow! Shame on you.
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:06 PM
You're lucky she didn't wait until she was about to give you a blowy.
You'd be picking bits of carrot out of your pubes for months. :hehe:
:joker::joker::joker: Dirty twot.
Benjamin
02-10-2015, 07:11 PM
Waking up on a beach after a night out in a sheep outfit and having to do the walk of shame right back through the city to get home.
Firewire
02-10-2015, 07:12 PM
Also, apparently in my earlier days I humped a Burger King window thinking it was 'sex'
omfg
Firewire
02-10-2015, 07:12 PM
Waking up on a beach after a night out in a sheep outfit and having to do the walk of shame right back through the city to get home.
normal saturday night for you
kirklancaster
02-10-2015, 07:16 PM
Waking up on a beach after a night out in a sheep outfit and having to do the walk of shame right back through the city to get home.
:laugh: You're lucky you didn't wake up bent over with both your legs sharing a pair of wellies with a pervert farmer, Ben.
Waking up on a beach after a night out in a sheep outfit and having to do the walk of shame right back through the city to get home.
...same..
Jamie89
03-10-2015, 03:09 PM
Oh I have a habit of embarrassing myself because I'm generally quite a clumsy person. A recent one was leaving the house with a wet wipe stuck to the backside of my trousers (I was sitting on it before I went out) and not knowing till I met my friend later and he asked me why I had a wet wipe on my bum lol. My most embarrassing moment was probably when I fell asleep during sex. I won't go into too much detail, but he hadn't noticed and I suddenly jolted awake because of, er, something haha! Let's just say I was comfortably lying on my front when I'd fallen asleep. It was pretty embarrassing!
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