TIBB Bachelor: Day 2 thread - "Bachelor Gets Dark"

[Will.]

TIBB's THE BACHELOR!


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http://media.hollywood.com/images/l/bachelor_logo.jpg


About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM

Kate! - Katerina
Kirk - Mark (Living in the pod with Cal)
Jack - Charles (eliminated)
EspeonBB - Britney (Living in tent)
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica
Daniel_ - Lucas (living in tent)
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

http://www.zillow.com/blog/files/2012/01/Villa-de-la-Vina-exterior-e1326497590217.jpg

[Will.]

Last night certainly went off with a band :hehe:

Mark enjoying his time in the pool!

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/06/15/unreal-recap-01.jpg?itok=0kc_JNrA

Producer Will after last nights show!

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/television/2015/06/150629_TV_UnReal-Shiri.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

Will and Cal on set today, preparing for tonight's show!

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Will and producers regretting having Marsh as a special guest!

http://cdn3.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/scale_crop_768_433/2015/05/unreal_still.jpg

Arguments last night, LaDaysha was pissed!

http://www.tvequals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unreal-episode-2-5-550x366.jpg

[Jamie89]

Hi lovelies :love:

Sorry for my absence during yesterdays task but I had a horse related accident which resulted in me spraining my neck. I was helping Farmer John clean out the stables when Betsy pushed me over and sat on my face. You'll be pleased to know that I'm ok now, and Betsy seems better than ever. I can't really turn my head but I can still bob it up and down which is good news for Cousin Barney.

Luckily the producer was understanding. All I had to do was meet with him and bend over. Good job too because my pa said that if I get eliminated first he'd blindfold me again and make me drink a Salty Lassi. Ha, that's parents for you eh! And somehow I even won the Yellow Card Award so I'm very pleased about that!

Anyway lovelies, I'll see you all later for tonight's task!!! :love:

[kirklancaster]

Hi lovelies :love:

Sorry for my absence during yesterdays task but I had a horse related accident which resulted in me spraining my neck. I was helping Farmer John clean out the stables when Betsy pushed me over and sat on my face. You'll be pleased to know that I'm ok now, and Betsy seems better than ever. I can't really turn my head but I can still bob it up and down which is good news for Cousin Barney.

Luckily the producer was understanding. All I had to do was meet with him and bend over. Good job too because my pa said that if I get eliminated first he'd blindfold me again and make me drink a Salty Lassi. Ha, that's parents for you eh! And somehow I even won the Yellow Card Award so I'm very pleased about that!

Anyway lovelies, I'll see you all later for tonight's task!!! :love:

:laugh: And I believe EVERY word. :hehe:

[kirklancaster]

[CENTER]Last night certainly went off with a band :hehe:

Mark enjoying his time in the pool!

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/06/15/unreal-recap-01.jpg?itok=0kc_JNrA



Just like to point out to those not 'in the know' that Mark is not actually in the pool in this photo - he is actually standing on the side of it and has just exposed his beautiful manhood to those admirers in the pool. The guy with the champers is actually trying to gesture the exact size of my dick whilst the girls are all in shocked and horrified awe if you study their faces.

Luckily, I am so fit and capable, I managed to service all the girls in the pool before spending a very perverted night with Marsh in the pod.

I am not telling 'pillow talk' tales of what went off but after a few hours Marsh was knackered and delirious and kept calling me Frankie Dettori :smug:

[Daniel-X]

TIARAS PROMO SHOOT

http://static.rappler.com/images/20130813-mary-joy-siazon.jpg

[kirklancaster]

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SOD the prize - I now want to shag all my fellow contestants. :laugh:

[Daniel-X]

I'm Tiara?

[Daniel-X]

Pls change because I can't deal with being called Lucas and not Tiara

[Will.]

I'm Tiara?

Yes, don't worry I'm uploading the edited one now.

[kirklancaster]

TIARAS PROMO SHOOT

http://static.rappler.com/images/20130813-mary-joy-siazon.jpg

Hey MoFo - I ain't no Princess, but that's one Tiara I wouldn't mind on my head.

[Daniel-X]

Hey MoFo - I ain't no Princess, but that's one Tiara I wouldn't mind on my head.

*gives you a wink and signals for you to come in toilets*

[Will.]

Mark is mine, I'm the messy producer that has feelings for the contestants.

http://i.accesshw.com/production/images/236/630x630bd/236219.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Mark is mine, Im the messy producer that has feelings for the contestants.

http://i.accesshw.com/production/images/236/630x630bd/236219.jpg

Not favouritism from producers /channel5

[Will.]

Not favouritism from producers /channel5

A little negotiating with contestant is always in my books :smug:

[Will.]

I've already selected the winner and told Cal

just joking.

[Will.]

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[kirklancaster]

*gives you a wink and signals for you to come in toilets*

I'm here bitch waiting in the end cubicle, and let me tell you - this little cubicle is just like a jail cell, 'cos my cock's so erect I'm doing HARD time in here. Where are you?

[Will.]

What are our thoughts on the titles?

I tried my best.

[Daniel-X]

I'm here bitch waiting in the end cubicle, and let me tell you - this little cubicle is just like a jail cell, 'cos my cock's so erect I'm doing HARD time in here. Where are you?

*Finishes drinking blue lagoon at bar and heads into toilets*

Sends text 'Roses are red, my waffle is blue and I hope you like it because I like your cock too'

[Will.]

Making an advert for tonight,

It gets dark tonight,

and by that I don't mean inside Tiara's vagina.

[Daniel-X]

Sends another text 'Jks I haven't got blue waffle what do you take me for like some kind of povvo skank!'

[Will.]

Halloween is here bitches, and we're celebrating with 3 days of it!

[Jamie89]

What are our thoughts on the titles?

I tried my best.

They're great well done! It's nice to see the other contestants, I can relax a bit now knowing I don't really have any strong competition.

[Dominic]

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*Brenda observing everyone*

[Daniel-X]

They're great well done! It's nice to see the other contestants, I can relax a bit now knowing I don't really have any strong competition.

Bitch I didn't win Miss New York five years in a row for anything! Sit down before I have to get my claws out.

Ewww I ****ing hate basic bitches

[Jamie89]

Bitch I didn't win Miss New York five years in a row for anything! Sit down before I have to get my claws out.

Ewww I ****ing hate basic bitches

You won 5 times? Oh congratulations hunnie! How did you manage that?

Let me guess. Deep throat?

[Daniel-X]

You won 5 times? Oh congratulations hunnie! How did you manage that?

Let me guess. Deep throat?

Actually I don't have to throw out my pussy to every guy I come across the get around.

I won Miss New York because I'm what? Flawless.

Hunni even if you wanted to go into the competetion you wouldn't be able to I heard they don't let anybody go in for the comp who has hair what looks like poodle's fluff :eyelashes:

[Jamie89]

Actually I don't have to throw out my pussy to every guy I come across the get around.

I won Miss New York because I'm what? Flawless.

Hunni even if you wanted to go into the competetion you wouldn't be able to I heard they don't let anybody go in for the comp who has hair what looks like poodle's fluff :eyelashes:

Oh I didn't mean any offence hunni. I'm just saying, you must have had to perform more sex acts than a prostitute at a politicians convention for the judges to vote you as the winner.

I'm sure you have a lovely personality though.

And I'm surprised they'd not let me into the comp because of my hair when they obviously let people with venereal diseases enter. Very odd

[Cal.]

Don't want to eliminate anyone!

[Will.]

Would anyone mind if the game was a couple days of longer, ending Friday/Saturday?

[Jamie89]

Would anyone mind if the game was a couple days of longer, ending Friday/Saturday?

That's fine with me hunni! The longer I get to spend in this beautiful house with these semi-beautiful people the better :)

[Will.]

That's fine with me hunni! The longer I get to spend in this beautiful house with these semi-beautiful women the better :)

lol, ok! Tonight is quite scary! :evil laugh: :laugh:

[Kate!]

Strolls in wearing denim cutoffs, a bra top and hair everywhere!

Just got attacked by a giant hairy backed spider in the bathroom. Fortunately the bachelor was in there with me just helping me brush my hair ya know. You basic bitches best drag those suitcases out ready to go.

[Will.]

Advert for tonight nearly uploaded, it's frightening.

[Dominic]

will check ur pms

[Will.]

will check ur pms

Sorry, I remember replying to it earlier but must have not gone though.

Ive PM you just now. xx

[Will.]

BACHELOR Get's DARK PROMO! LIVE AT 9PM!

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[Kate!]

Love it Will :love: very tense and atmospheric

[Jøsh]

Last night certainly went off with a band :hehe:

Mark enjoying his time in the pool!

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/06/15/unreal-recap-01.jpg?itok=0kc_JNrA

Will and producers regretting having Marsh as a special guest!

http://cdn3.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/scale_crop_768_433/2015/05/unreal_still.jpg

Nice time in the pool, but I had to get my purple top and get to work. I'm the Assistant Director.

[Will.]

Love it Will :love: very tense and atmospheric

Thank you :love:

[Daniel-X]

Excited for tnite! Cal is serving as the bachelor

Cal > Charlotte Church's Ex and Spencer off MIC

[Daniel-X]

Wow Will that trailer was amazing I'm really excited for tonight really enjoying playing so far :)

[Will.]

Wow Will that trailer was amazing I'm really excited for tonight really enjoying playing so far :)

Thanks Daniel! Glad you're enjoying it! <3 :)

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant trailer Will - You are a GENIUS.

[SuperV]

Hello everybody!

[kirklancaster]

Hello everybody!

Hi V.

[Will.]

Brilliant trailer Will - You are a GENIUS.

Thank you!!!!! :)

[Will.]

30 MINS!

[Jamie89]

Great trailer! Loving the effort that's going into this :douf:

[Will.]

Great trailer! Loving the effort that's going into this :douf:

Thank you! xxx :)

[Will.]

I'm airing tomorrows ad at the end tonight, will do this most days :)

[SuperV]

how many days does this go for Will?

[Will.]

I'd like it to end on Sunday, if thats ok with everyone?

[SuperV]

Sure!

[Will.]

Great!

[Will.]

5 minutes!

[Daniel-X]

Oh I didn't mean any offence hunni. I'm just saying, you must have had to perform more sex acts than a prostitute at a politicians convention for the judges to vote you as the winner.

I'm sure you have a lovely personality though.

And I'm surprised they'd not let me into the comp because of my hair when they obviously let people with venereal diseases enter. Very odd

CALL ME LIKE THAT AGAIN BITCH AND I WILL CUT YOu.

YOUR JUST JEALOUS

[T*]

Nicki has a tight schedule, how long will this take?

[Dominic]

I have a tight schedule too and unfortunately I can only stick around for five more minutes.

[Jamie89]

CALL ME LIKE THAT AGAIN BITCH AND I WILL CUT YOu.

YOUR JUST JEALOUS

Oh bunny, you seem a bit on edge. I hope it's not because you're intimidated. But if you are I'm sure you won't be intimidated for too much longer.

And yes I suppose I am a bit jealous. You're boobs looked great in your photoshoot. They must have cost you a fortune.

[Will.]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO TIBB BACHELOR, DAY 2!

It certainly will be dark tonight.

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[T*]

Nicki is shocked at her picture

[Will.]

TONIGHT, YOU ALL WILL BE PUT THROUGH YOUR PACES!

But before all that, we have a first impression interview from your Bachelor!

[Kate!]

Hihi

[Daniel-X]

LaDaysha hunni seriously I'm not even on the edge. You're trying to shade me because you're trying to make up for your abscence last night because you're weave was matted.

I know I won't be intimidated because you're ass will be packing shortly I'm guessing.

Hmmm, I don't use photoshop hunni I'm au naturale. Less can be said for you with your weave and your 'professional' makeup done by an MUA when really we all know that Donna from natural collection charged you a fiver for it.

[Will.]

Nicki is shocked at her picture

your be more shocked in a sec <3

[Cal.]

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[Will.]

Cal's first impression interview!

Who is your favourite? Mark for sure. I love Brenda and Britney too.

Who is your least favourite? Nicki seems to be trying to cause drama for no reason.

Who annoys you? Nicki and Tiara's constant brawling puts me on edge so probs them.

Who is the most fake? Nicki.

Who is trying too hard? Nicki and Tiara.

Who makes you laugh? Mark, Lucas, Britney, Nicki, Tiara, Brenda.

Who are you looking forward to seeing develop the most? Dwayne and Katerina

[T*]

why are the teen moms arguing?

[Daniel-X]

I'm scared that Queen Cal will scalp us all

[Kate!]

Katerina is in the building

[Will.]

NOW! FIVE OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A JOURNEY.

The limo is waiting to take some of you to a dark place, not all will return!

Cal which five contestants would you like to select for the trip?

[Daniel-X]

Me and Nicki made up last night at the after party <3

[Jamie89]

LaDaysha hunni seriously I'm not even on the edge. You're trying to shade me because you're trying to make up for your abscence last night because you're weave was matted.

I know I won't be intimidated because you're ass will be packing shortly I'm guessing.

Hmmm, I don't use photoshop hunni I'm au naturale. Less can be said for you with your weave and your 'professional' makeup done by an MUA when really we all know that Donna from natural collection charged you a fiver for it.

I told you I had a HRE (Horse Related Emergency) - it happens to the best of us. And please don't take your frustrations out on Donna, she tries her very best.

[Cal.]

NOW! FIVE OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A JOURNEY.

The limo is waiting to take some of you to a dark place, not all will return!

Cal which five contestants would you like to select for the trip?

Lucas, Veronica, Ladaysha, Tiara, Nicki.

[T*]

I told you I had a HRE (Horse Related Emergency) - it happens to the best of us. And please don't take your frustrations out on Donna, she tries her very best.


Well you are a horse, dear x

[SuperV]

I told you I had a HRE (Horse Related Emergency) - it happens to the best of us. And please don't take your frustrations out on Donna, she tries her very best.

HRE are bad I had one last night stuck in me

[Daniel-X]

Omg </3

I hope I don't fail </3

[T*]

Lucas, Veronica, Ladaysha, Tiara, Nicki.


Wait aren't I immune

[Daniel.]

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[Will.]

Lucas, Veronica, Ladaysha, Tiara, Nicki,

PLEASE ENTER THE LIMO, YOUR JOURNEY IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

[Jamie89]

Well you are a horse, dear x

Aw thank you sweetie, I do have a rather beautiful mane :love:

[SuperV]

Adios!

[Daniel-X]

*climbs into limo and kisses goodbye to my pug puppy Beyonce who Cal has insisted will stay with him*

[Jamie89]

Oh limo - fun! Wait, where's it going again. Did someone mention a "dark place"? I'm guessing Tiara's lady parts?

[EspeonBB]

Bye gals. Hope you don't die x

[Will.]

Welcome to the dark forest you five,


You are under attack from a zombie invasion and theres only 1 way to escape.

Your bachelor has prepared a 12 question quiz, the 2 contestants with the highest points are safe.

The other 3 will face tonights elimination.

[kirklancaster]

First and only stop 'The Betty Davis Rest Home For Worn Out Bitches' Bye Has Beens.

[Cal.]

*climbs into limo and kisses goodbye to my pug puppy Beyonce who Cal has insisted will stay with him*

me and Beyonce when you die on the trip

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[T*]

*climbs into the limo, stepping on all the girls' toes whilst doing so*

[Will.]

Lucas, Veronica, Ladaysha, Tiara, Nicki,


Are you ready for the horror quiz?

[Jamie89]

No one said dying is a possibility :shocked:

[T*]

didn't marsh make me immune though

[Daniel-X]

4 sure

[SuperV]

lets go

[Jamie89]

I'm ready. As long as it's easy

[Will.]

Yes, Tom is immune, which makes this even harder for you all!

[Daniel-X]

me and Beyonce when you die on the trip

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/22/03/27D649DE00000578-3049880-Famous_pet_Paris_Hilton_dedicated_her_Instagram_pa ge_on_Tuesday_-a-44_1429671281459.jpg

Her diet requirements are boba tea and iced gems

[T*]

How will I tell the different between the girls and a zombie?

[kirklancaster]

*climbs into the limo, stepping on all the girls' toes whilst doing so*

I love you Tom, but I have covered the left top corner of my laptop screen so I can read your posts without looking at that 'Thing' in your avatar.

[Kate!]

Bitch slaps Nicki for stepping on my toes

[Daniel.]

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[Daniel-X]

So one or two gets saved and two or three up for elimination?

[SuperV]

good luck

[Will.]

1. What is the original slasher movie?

[T*]

Scream

[Daniel.]

Halloween

[SuperV]

scream

[Daniel-X]

Scream

[Jamie89]

How will I tell the different between the girls and a zombie?

The Zombies walk slowy, the girls think slowly*

*except me of course :blush:

[Daniel.]

Peeping Tom

[Will.]

No!

[kirklancaster]

how will i tell the different between the girls and a zombie?

kiss them all - the zombies will taste sweeter.

[Jamie89]

halloween

[Will.]

Peeping Tom

CORRECT!

Lucas - 1

[Daniel.]

:clap1:

[Daniel-X]

I thought it was debatable which was the first?

[Will.]

2. The killer in Friday the 13th (1980)?

[T*]

Jason's Mum

[SuperV]

Jason?

[Daniel-X]

Mrs Vorhees

[Daniel-X]

Pamela Vorhees

[Daniel.]

Farrah Abraham

[Jamie89]

jasons mother!

[Will.]

Mrs Vorhees

Correct!

Tiara - 1

Lucas - 1

[kirklancaster]

Is this quiz just for the hags on the coach?

[Daniel-X]

I thought Nicki was immune why is she taking part?

[T*]

Correct!



Tiara - 1



Lucas - 1


Um

[Will.]

3. All the 'final girls' in the Halloween franchise?

[T*]

My answer was correct

[Daniel-X]

Laurie Strode

[Daniel.]

Laurie, Jamie, Kara, Sarah

[Dominic]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1an1zJfud1r6bv6fo1_500.gif
I somehow made it and I'm safe and one of these basic bitches is gonna go.

[Will.]

My answer was correct

Daniels answer was her actual name.

[T*]

Laurie Strode

[SuperV]

**** i have never seen a horror movie

[Jamie89]

laurie, jamie, rachel, tina, kara, sara, annie, ellie, mrs elrod

[T*]

Daniels answer was her actual name.


You didn't specify that it had to be that accurate dahling

[Daniel-X]

I've never watched it lmao

[kirklancaster]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1an1zJfud1r6bv6fo1_500.gif
I somehow made it and I'm safe and one of these basic bitches is gonna go.

Congrats Brenda (Lucky Bitch)

[Will.]

Laurie, Jamie, Kara, Sarah

CORRECT!

Lucas - 2

T - 1

4. Jason Voorhee's signature weapon?

[SuperV]

Chainsaw?

[Dominic]

Congrats Brenda (Lucky Bitch)

Thanks hunny and good luck <3

[Daniel-X]

Machete

[Jamie89]

machete!

[T*]

Machete

[Daniel.]

Farrah's Nails

[T*]

**** y'all

[Tom4784]

Rooting for the zombies tbh although with some of these bitches it's hard to tell who's still alive and who is a rotting reanimated corpse.

[Will.]

Machete

Correct!

5. Halloween H20 has a cast member from Psycho. Who?

[Jamie89]

*getting nervous*

[kirklancaster]

A fecking PEN! :hehe:

[EspeonBB]

I'm still slaying the game I see

[Daniel-X]

Janet Leigh

[Jamie89]

janet leighs car!

[Jamie89]

janet leigh

[Kate!]

**** i have never seen a horror movie

Same here SuperV

[T*]

Rooting for the zombies tbh although with some of these bitches it's hard to tell who's still alive and who is a rotting reanimated corpse.


I already made this joke, to the back of the queue with you

[Will.]

Janet Leigh

CORRECT!

Halloween primarily takes place in what state?

[Dominic]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CTTkP0miMhg/maxresdefault.jpg
Brenda watching the show from the mansion with Britney and the other ones :smug:

[Daniel.]

Illinois

[Will.]

The 5 not playing, your playing in a task next!

[Jamie89]

Now I know what drives people to serial killing

[Daniel-X]

Illinois

[Daniel.]

I watched this a few weeks ago so slay at this quiz

[SuperV]

Illinous

[Will.]

Illinois

Correct

[SuperV]

however you spell it

[kirklancaster]

A right old state by the time he's through with them.

[T*]

Jenna's pussy

[Will.]

7. Name of the serial killer at the start of Child's Play?

[Jamie89]

illinois

[Dominic]

http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedDismalAkitainu.gif
I can deal with quizzes.

[T*]

Chucky

[kirklancaster]

Jenna's pussy

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Howling.

[Daniel-X]

Charles Lee

[SuperV]

Charles lee ray

[Daniel.]

buy homesick by a day to remember on itunes

[T*]

Nicki Minaj

[Cal.]

Their nickname hoes

[Will.]

8. Who directed Saw?

[T*]

The lakeshore strangler

[Daniel-X]

James Wan

[Jamie89]

james wan

[Will.]

The lakeshore strangler

correct

[Dominic]

gamepodfan

[kirklancaster]

SPEAR and Jackson.

[T*]

James Wan

[Daniel-X]

What? So who's winning Will how many points?

[Daniel.]

James Wan

[Will.]

James Wan

Correct

How many Friday the 13th movies are there?

[Jamie89]

I have no points

[T*]

5

[Daniel.]

12

[Jamie89]

12

[SuperV]

I have no points

Me either

[Daniel-X]

Ten

[T*]

69

[Jamie89]

Me either

I think we'll be running from zombies

[Will.]

12

Correct.

LAST ONE

10. Name of the hotel in The Shining?

[Daniel.]

Overlook Hotel

[Jamie89]

stanley hotel

[Daniel-X]

Timberline Lodge

[SuperV]

Timberline lodge

[Jamie89]

lol - overlook hotel

[T*]

Zambia

[Will.]

Overlook Hotel

Correct.


Nicki, Lucas and Tiara, you are all safe!

[EspeonBB]

AHS: Hotel

[SuperV]

stanley hotel

Laydasha... We better run bitch!

[Daniel-X]

Omg thank you :love: <3333

I hope I can prove myself to Cal now <33333

[Daniel.]

Slayed it

[Jamie89]

*hugs Veronica*

[SuperV]

Hey I tried my best

[Will.]

Veronica and LaDaysha please remain in the forest!

We will be back to you soon!

It's time to go back to the mansion for the final task!

[Dominic]

http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedDismalAkitainu.gif

[kirklancaster]

Correct.


Nicki, Lucas and Tiara, you are all safe!

Congrats you 3 witches - just shows what can be achieved with a few remaining alcohol and drug riddled brain cells.

[Jamie89]

I think that's the tree out of poltergeist. I'm scared

[SuperV]

You leave us in the ****ing forest! I can't even handle a single bed let alone no bed in the middle of deathville USA!

[Will.]

Katerina, Mark, Dwayne, Brenda and Britney it's time for your task!

[Tom4784]

ha ha dead bitches.

[Dominic]

Please let the bitches be killed by forrest monsters

[Jamie89]

Please let the bitches be killed by forrest monsters

No hunni, the monsters won the challenge and on their way back

[kirklancaster]

Please let the bitches be killed by forrest monsters

:laugh:

[Will.]

Katerina, Mark, Dwayne, Brenda and Britney it's time for your task!

FAMILY MATTERS!

YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER HOW YOU WOULD DEAL WITH THESE FAMILY SITUATIONS!

Cal will then choose 2 who he thought answered the worst to be sent to the forest for an elimination showdown.

The other 2 will be safe.

[EspeonBB]

Queen of beauty, talent and art Miss Britney is here

[SuperV]

Im a ****ing batchelorette get me outta here!!!!

[Will.]

MARK, BRITNEY, KATERINA, BRENDA AND DWAYNE!

If you child murdered someone what would you do?

[SuperV]

MARK, BRITNEY, KATERINA, BRENDA AND DWAYNE!

If you child murdered someone what would you do?

Wow that got dark fast! :cheer2:

[Jamie89]

Oh I would have done sooooo well with the family challenge!

[Kate!]

Is ready

[Tom4784]

melt the body down in acid and dispose of the evidence.

[kirklancaster]

How do we reply PM or here?

[Will.]

HERE!

HURRY UP!

[Kate!]

If my child murdered someone I would frame Nicki

[Will.]

MARK, BRITNEY, KATERINA, BRENDA AND DWAYNE!

If you child murdered someone what would you do?

.

[Jamie89]

MARK, BRITNEY, KATERINA, BRENDA AND DWAYNE!

If you child murdered someone what would you do?

Does that mean to murder someone with a child? "child murdered - A Verb, meaning to strike someone with a child until they are dead".

[EspeonBB]

MARK, BRITNEY, KATERINA, BRENDA AND DWAYNE!

If you child murdered someone what would you do?

.


I would take the wrap because I am a selfless person

[Kate!]

Is cal here btw?

[Will.]

IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE was cheating, what would you do?

[SuperV]

I would take the wrap because I am a selfless person

So heroic! My hero. :clap1:

[T*]

If my child murdered someone I would frame Nicki


:hmph:

[Dominic]

I wouldn't be ruthless, I would divorce with them instantly! And never talk to them again in my life

Also the first one - if the child is young - therapist, psychiatrist, etc. If the child is grown up it would be a bunch of morals that would probably not work, but regardless I would be super mad and my heart would be crushed that they did that.

[Kate!]

Divorce them no questions asked

[kirklancaster]

First I'd find out if there were any witnesses and go murder them. Then I would punish my idiot child by making him dig shallow graves in the woods and bury all the corpses clothes and belongings, But he don't get off so lightly, no siree Bob. I'd make him cut up them bodies and put the best joints in the freezer - I mean a backwoods family's gotta eat ain't it?

[Tom4784]

IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE was cheating, what would you do?

Burn down the house while they're still in it and pin it on the maid. I ain't giving nobody **** in a divorce.

[SuperV]

maybe the child killed the cheaters! The plot thickens.

[EspeonBB]

IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE was cheating, what would you do?

I would find receipts and dish them out to the courts, walking away with my cheating husbands money and possessions x

[Will.]

Need an answer from Britney

[Jamie89]

Veronica hun I'm getting hungry. When do you think we should start resorting to cannibalism?